FabSwingers.com forum: Let's have a fight

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1 rule only!

Has to be with penises and vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will whack your face with my cock for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or was that whack your cock with my face? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will whack your face with my cock for starters"

That's a pretty good opening to any thread, really....

-Courtney

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By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I will whack your face with my cock for starters

That's a pretty good opening to any thread, really....

-Courtney"

Can we watch ?

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Sounds like a sausage sword fight to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bucket fanny sucks in anything within a 2 miles radius. Good luck finding your way out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will whack your face with my cock for starters

That's a pretty good opening to any thread, really....

-Courtney

Can we watch ?"

Join in too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will there be cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will whack your face with my cock for starters

That's a pretty good opening to any thread, really....

-Courtney

Can we watch ?"

Ask pez and funnyfucker....this is between them, really. I'm not even sure what they are fighting about

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

*light sabre extends*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a lover not a fighter you naughty lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 rule only!

Has to be with penises and vaginas

Well played OP.

So who wants a fight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer don't want a slap across the chops with this big bastud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We was fighting over who has the smallest cock, sure I won!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bucket fanny sucks in anything within a 2 miles radius. Good luck finding your way out..."

this made me laugh. Any chance you can come round. My vax is on the blink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yer don't want a slap across the chops with this big bastud

Bigger is slower Tosh. With my little fella I'd get 5 hits in first

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"will there be cake?

I'll bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yer don't want a slap across the chops with this big bastud

Bigger is slower Tosh. With my little fella I'd get 5 hits in first

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yeah I may get peppered with jabs off you wee one. But one haymaker from this Python and its game over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shove the cake up yer bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will prong you with my love lance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"will there be cake?

I'll bring cake"

Can I have a slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that watch is a fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will there be cake?

I'll bring cake

Can I have a slice "

Why is there always cake!?!?!

Apple anyone?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange, apple and banana, all shoved up your pussy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*barges open the saloon doors*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that watch is a fake"

I can promise you its not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bucket fanny sucks in anything within a 2 miles radius. Good luck finding your way out...

this made me laugh. Any chance you can come round. My vax is on the blink. "

It's full of random guys at the minute, but once i've got rid of them yeah i'll come round.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A food fight?

Wot on earth?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A food fight?

Wot on earth?!"

Custard pie in your face for commenting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More pies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that watch is a fake

I can promise you its not "

Oh yes it is..its a Zenko, made in taiwan and cost £7.99 free P+p and took 3 weeks to be delivered.So there.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I once challenged a man in the desert to a knife fight to settle our differences.

He folded quicker than Super Man on wash day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pulls up a chair in the hope that one of the cocks ends up in one of the men's mouth's*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orange, apple and banana, all shoved up your pussy"

Cake shoved in your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry cake I hope

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

sheath your swords and crush them with my muscles, if your unlucky it will drop off

if you are lucky youll forget, what you were fighting about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that watch is a fake

I can promise you its not

Oh yes it is..its a Zenko, made in taiwan and cost £7.99 free P+p and took 3 weeks to be delivered.So there.

Lol - haters will always hate - and why don't u zoom in it says breitling not sure what Zenko is - anyway have fun P.S jealousy is an ugly attribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that watch is a fake

I can promise you its not

Oh yes it is..its a Zenko, made in taiwan and cost £7.99 free P+p and took 3 weeks to be delivered.So there.

Lol - haters will always hate - and why don't u zoom in it says breitling not sure what Zenko is - anyway have fun P.S jealousy is an ugly attribute "

I MAY HAVE TO DRAW A WATCH ON MY PENIS NOW - THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN IN CAPITALS BUT I WASN'T LOOKING AT THE SCREEN AND WAS UNAWARE THAT I LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON, AND CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO RETYPE IT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that watch is a fake

I can promise you its not

Oh yes it is..its a Zenko, made in taiwan and cost £7.99 free P+p and took 3 weeks to be delivered.So there.

Lol - haters will always hate - and why don't u zoom in it says breitling not sure what Zenko is - anyway have fun P.S jealousy is an ugly attribute "

Fake or not, it's too big for your wrist. You need to get swole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once challenged a man in the desert to a knife fight to settle our differences.

He folded quicker than Super Man on wash day.

"
forward or reverse grip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that watch is a fake

I can promise you its not

Oh yes it is..its a Zenko, made in taiwan and cost £7.99 free P+p and took 3 weeks to be delivered.So there.

Lol - haters will always hate - and why don't u zoom in it says breitling not sure what Zenko is - anyway have fun P.S jealousy is an ugly attribute "

I'm not ghey...zooming in a mans cock!

I mean clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to the cock and pussy fight?

What's all this nonsense about watches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that watch is a fake

I can promise you its not

Oh yes it is..its a Zenko, made in taiwan and cost £7.99 free P+p and took 3 weeks to be delivered.So there.

Lol - haters will always hate - and why don't u zoom in it says breitling not sure what Zenko is - anyway have fun P.S jealousy is an ugly attribute "

If you were buying a real watch, why didn't you get one that fits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that watch is a fake

I can promise you its not

Oh yes it is..its a Zenko, made in taiwan and cost £7.99 free P+p and took 3 weeks to be delivered.So there.

Lol - haters will always hate - and why don't u zoom in it says breitling not sure what Zenko is - anyway have fun P.S jealousy is an ugly attribute

If you were buying a real watch, why didn't you get one that fits? "

It was an investment - not for personal use - sorry anyway back to fighting... Who wants it then? No cock on cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened to the cock and pussy fight?

What's all this nonsense about watches?

I dont like seeing animals used for entertainment OK!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyone for a Chinese burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! That stung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happened to the cock and pussy fight?

What's all this nonsense about watches?

I dont like seeing animals used for entertainment OK!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"More pies!"

Don't mention cream pies, the bareback police will wade into the fight.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"1 rule only!

Has to be with penises and vaginas

Where is Harry Hill now, TV burp, a large penis and a large fanny walk into the studio.....FIGHT!!!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can I use one of those apparently realistic dildos as a penis style cosh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I use one of those apparently realistic dildos as a penis style cosh?"

I'd duel you.

Winner gets to choose who fucks who

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Can I use one of those apparently realistic dildos as a penis style cosh?

I'd duel you.

Winner gets to choose who fucks who

I'm a top heavy short-arse. Lower centre of gravity and able to get under your reach. Despite the martial arts; bring it, bitch!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Can I use one of those apparently realistic dildos as a penis style cosh?

I'd duel you.

Winner gets to choose who fucks who

I'm a top heavy short-arse. Lower centre of gravity and able to get under your reach. Despite the martial arts; bring it, bitch!

hahaha awesome..love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I use one of those apparently realistic dildos as a penis style cosh?

I'd duel you.

Winner gets to choose who fucks who

I'm a top heavy short-arse. Lower centre of gravity and able to get under your reach. Despite the martial arts; bring it, bitch!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"that watch is a fake

I can promise you its not

Oh yes it is..its a Zenko, made in taiwan and cost £7.99 free P+p and took 3 weeks to be delivered.So there.

Lol - haters will always hate - and why don't u zoom in it says breitling not sure what Zenko is - anyway have fun P.S jealousy is an ugly attribute

If you were buying a real watch, why didn't you get one that fits?

It was an investment - not for personal use - sorry anyway back to fighting... Who wants it then? No cock on cock lol"

You get what you're given sonny. You can't chicken out of a fight with a grown man - well, I assume he has some size.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Call this a fight?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*Deploys his weapon*

Tsar Bomba, largest thermonuclear hydrogen bomb ever tested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjnm3V0xYjI

Look up my works, ye mighty, and despair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bucket fanny sucks in anything within a 2 miles radius. Good luck finding your way out..."

You've just made my day, brilliant.

Anyone gives you any shit I'm on your side, ill give em a black eye with a cock slap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot carry on fighting, I am going to sit in the corner playing with my rubix cube

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