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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For me ... the cellophane they put around Lightshades,you know the sort that's wrapped around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packaging thats impossible to open

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me ... the cellophane they put around Lightshades,you know the sort that's wrapped around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around , "
parking wardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cellophane wrapping on a lollipop that is stuck fast to the stick and too tight around the lolly to get a grip with your teeth.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"For me ... the cellophane they put around Lightshades,you know the sort that's wrapped around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around , "

ever used clingfilm in this way?..its pretty effective too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The cellophane wrapping on a lollipop that is stuck fast to the stick and too tight around the lolly to get a grip with your teeth. "
Cellophanes just the work of the Devil really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People not indicating at roundabouts !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People spitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to find the end / start of a roll of cling film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to find the end / start of a roll of cling film "

You need one with a serrated edge

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling. "

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvQL-2LKNY8

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Old joke but true. Scissors in a case that you can't get into without a pair of feaking scissors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling. "

Selfish noise pollution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking times on.packets..

Never right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of a beeping microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with no common sense

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

People waiting an hour for a bus then hold up the queue patting their pockets, digging in their bags for their pass!!! Grrrrrr...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People not indicating at roundabouts ! "

people not indicating at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People waiting an hour for a bus then hold up the queue patting their pockets, digging in their bags for their pass!!! Grrrrrr... "

When youve been waiting an hour for the bus and people just walk to the front of the queue..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ring tones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are not clean and tidy leave rubbish instead putting it in bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me ... the cellophane they put around Lightshades,you know the sort that's wrapped around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around , "
friends saying they've left the site then spotting their pics in a couples profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who are not clean and tidy leave rubbish instead putting it in bin "

when they're stood next to the frigging bin too... lazy bstrds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dentist!

Robbing bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who try to push their way onto the train while you are still trying to get off the train !!!!

Bugs the shit out of me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who load the dishwasher wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who tell you what you're thinking when you're not thinking what they say, but still assume they're right when you tell them they're wrong

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"People who tell you what you're thinking when you're not thinking what they say, but still assume they're right when you tell them they're wrong"

this totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who tell you what you're thinking when you're not thinking what they say, but still assume they're right when you tell them they're wrong

this totally "

I knew that was what you were thinking Suzy

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"People who tell you what you're thinking when you're not thinking what they say, but still assume they're right when you tell them they're wrong

this totally

I knew that was what you were thinking Suzy "

ha.. but i didnt think it..he did, and he wrote it down..i just agreed with him

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Too much really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People not indicating at roundabouts ! "

This!! Plus they always signal right when leaving them! Its left!!! Right means you are still going around!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who load the dishwasher wrong."

People who wash dishes wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way streets when I have to drive further to get where I need to be because I can't go down them

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Cushions.

Specifically cushions on beds "because they look nice"

Having to spend 20 mins chucking them all onto the floor before you can have any fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sanitary product adverts!! horse riding, running, gymnanstics and wearing white doesn't ever come close to being on my to do list during that time of the month!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cushions.

Specifically cushions on beds "because they look nice"

Having to spend 20 mins chucking them all onto the floor before you can have any fun."

I call that foreplay

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By *laire888Woman
over a year ago

Gloucester

The sound of noisy chewing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers who take forever and a fucking age to pull out of a junction or street.

It's like they wait for the entire street to be completely empty before engaging thier fucking brain.

That really pisses me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

People telling how I should train my guide dog puppy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People talking on their cell phones in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who chew gum

Even more so if they do it with their mouth open so they look and sound like a cow chewing cud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People......just people

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Cushions.

Specifically cushions on beds "because they look nice"

Having to spend 20 mins chucking them all onto the floor before you can have any fun.

I call that foreplay"

At my age by 15 cushions in I've forgotten why I started moving them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them. "

If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them.

If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!!"

You do better than me then, I'm grimacing after the first sneeze!

There's apparently a disorder called misophonia, where ordinary noises cause rage. I think we may be sufferers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People getting snotty about women breast feeding in public..

Was in a cafe with my daughter...

The mother who was feeding her new born was being very discreet and two assholes were tisking and tutting at her...

Even my young daughter was disgusted with the two assholes....

Both myself and my daughter glared at them !!!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sanitary product adverts!! horse riding, running, gymnanstics and wearing white doesn't ever come close to being on my to do list during that time of the month!!"

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Washing dishes wrong is something that really lies me up.

Water: as hot as you can bear, good glug of fairy, given em a good scrub, rinse them in boiling hot water them before leaving to air dry, if you don't have a dishwasher.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

@ riles me up

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them.

If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!!

You do better than me then, I'm grimacing after the first sneeze!

There's apparently a disorder called misophonia, where ordinary noises cause rage. I think we may be sufferers! "

Yep, whistling is the top "blood-boiler/mind-scattering-anger/shut-the-fuck-up-before-I-tear-your-fucking-throat-out" noise but humming, tapping, chewing, people blowing their noses and cutlery-scraping aren't far behind.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them.

If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!!

You do better than me then, I'm grimacing after the first sneeze!

There's apparently a disorder called misophonia, where ordinary noises cause rage. I think we may be sufferers! "

I have this for me uts the sound of others eating

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Washing dishes wrong is something that really lies me up.

Water: as hot as you can bear, good glug of fairy, given em a good scrub, rinse them in boiling hot water them before leaving to air dry, if you don't have a dishwasher."

And people that wash bakings trays, pots and pans before glass wear.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Cushions.

Specifically cushions on beds "because they look nice"

Having to spend 20 mins chucking them all onto the floor before you can have any fun."

Bugs the shit out of my other half too. Removes the cushions from the sofas too. It annoys me he's annoyed with my soft furnishings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment 'the risk of pregnancy thread' is annoying me

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Drivers who take forever and a fucking age to pull out of a junction or street.

It's like they wait for the entire street to be completely empty before engaging thier fucking brain.

That really pisses me off "

I have no idea what you mean!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling. "

Really .. what is wrong with whistling we do it all the time in our house and the birds copy and make up new tunes.

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Give it 110% really how the fuck you do that!

Much more better. Hum both pet hates of what some people say.

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"People not indicating at roundabouts !

people not indicating at all"

just people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ask questions then don't listen to the answer.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"At the moment 'the risk of pregnancy thread' is annoying me "

im sterilized.. ill avoid though, thanks for the heads up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fair bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask questions then don't listen to the answer. "

I'm terrible for doing that.....people tend to get really pissed off the third time you ask them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People spitting "

Yes! If it was legal I'd happily slit someone's throat in cold blood if they spit on the floor near me.

PEOPLE HECKLING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING!

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24


"Washing dishes wrong is something that really lies me up.

Water: as hot as you can bear, good glug of fairy, given em a good scrub, rinse them in boiling hot water them before leaving to air dry, if you don't have a dishwasher.

Yes!

And people that wash bakings trays, pots and pans before glass wear. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OLD FASHIONED NET CURTAINS IN WINDOWS ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE YELLOW! I could happily smash a brick through the criminals. Old people are exceptions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling.

Really .. what is wrong with whistling we do it all the time in our house and the birds copy and make up new tunes. "

No idea why it rubs me the wrong way.

I think it's from my school days when pupils would whistle during lessons, it was incredibly rude. It's definitely an irrational thing for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling.

Really .. what is wrong with whistling we do it all the time in our house and the birds copy and make up new tunes.

No idea why it rubs me the wrong way.

I think it's from my school days when pupils would whistle during lessons, it was incredibly rude. It's definitely an irrational thing for me. "

What about those people who can't even whistle and it's a pathetic blow attempt, that's annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coughing and sneezing make me feel angry. Even when I'm the one doing them.

If they do it more than once then yes. I go from saying "Bless you" to "Shut the fuck up!" very quickly!!

You do better than me then, I'm grimacing after the first sneeze!

There's apparently a disorder called misophonia, where ordinary noises cause rage. I think we may be sufferers!

Yep, whistling is the top "blood-boiler/mind-scattering-anger/shut-the-fuck-up-before-I-tear-your-fucking-throat-out" noise but humming, tapping, chewing, people blowing their noses and cutlery-scraping aren't far behind.

- Amy. x"

I'm not at the tearing out the throat stage but people that whistle or even worse hum shouldn't be allowed to be around other people!

And tapping like you've got a bad case of ADD is REALLY annoying!

Chewing is irritating too and I find that a loud crunching sounds make me cringey and a bit angry!

We're all mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock avatars

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Drivers who don't stick to the most left lane, unless road indications direct otherwise, such as when approaching a roundabout to go straight on. Obviously motorway lane misusers too.

Walkers staring at phones, not where they're going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food served on a piece of slate. Give it to me in a plate dammit!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

New fad of bringing your steak to the table on a super-heated rock so you can cook it how you want............... what the fuck am I paying for if I got to cook my own fucking steak you fucking wombat! Is it beyond you to cook it how I ask for it... isn't that part of the skill of being a chef ffs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I spend two days repairing some idiots bathroom only for the fecking idiots to get hame and rip silicone up and remove bath panel and wreck the place just so he could check it was done right!! Useless twat!

Then gets a strop on when I inform him I had taken pictures of the job and I won't be repairing it. Angry is not the word..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... oh sorry you said silly things not silly people....

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Err people who put lots of dots for no apparent reason......

Annoys the he'll out of me......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laziness. More so when they try doing it sneakily behind your back. Makes me so angry.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"New fad of bringing your steak to the table on a super-heated rock so you can cook it how you want............... what the fuck am I paying for if I got to cook my own fucking steak you fucking wombat! Is it beyond you to cook it how I ask for it... isn't that part of the skill of being a chef ffs? "

Recently had a full English breakfast at a harvester pub, after paying they said you make your own toast over there. I was like "what the actual fuck am i paying you for then???"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who dip the coffee spoon into my sugar bowl so I end up with coffee bits in my sugar riles the shit out me or empty loo rolls left on the holder n people who don't wash hands after taken a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really surprised whistling annoys people.

You know when people clack their fingernails together? That gives me a terrible feeling that I can't cope with.

I'm another who hates chewing sounds. Hearing my cat eating used to make me feel homicidal.

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By *pforfun46Man
over a year ago

barton upon humber

Rather than people saying 'not for me thanks' after a msg they just ignore. Is it just me who gets annoyed at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow,you really are an angry lot.maybe you all need a good Fuck.

(backs out of room,whistling softly )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Food served on a piece of slate. Give it to me in a plate dammit! "
Yeah the gravy just goes everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coat hangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy bastards who cannot be bothered to flush or clean a toilet after they've had a dump.

That really pisses me off

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By *ark074Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"People who load the dishwasher wrong."

Being told you don't know how to load a dishwasher.

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the moment 'the risk of pregnancy thread' is annoying me

im sterilized.. ill avoid though, thanks for the heads up x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Washing dishes wrong is something that really lies me up.

Water: as hot as you can bear, good glug of fairy, given em a good scrub, rinse them in boiling hot water them before leaving to air dry, if you don't have a dishwasher."

My housemate I don't trust to do the washing up because he keeps leaving bowls and pans so the water doesn't drain out, but dribbles to the bottom and festers. Bleh. Had to redo it a few times as a result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the note of people not indicating properly on roundabouts, that's how they're taught to drive in Germany at least, and motorway guidance, we're one of the few to drive on the left. Yes there are knobheads out there that don't know how to drive, but I find I get less riled if I assume they're not used to the roads, but I always try to give them a wide berth because it's probable they're not paying 100% concentration on driving

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Wow,you really are an angry lot.maybe you all need a good Fuck.

(backs out of room,whistling softly )"

Aaaaaaahhh! Stop whistling!!!

Men (and it's invariably men) who whistle or hum when they're just behind me, usually in shops.

People who don't indicate.

People who get off an escalator then stop and stand right there as they decide which direction to go in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow,you really are an angry lot.maybe you all need a good Fuck.

(backs out of room,whistling softly )

Aaaaaaahhh! Stop whistling!!!

Men (and it's invariably men) who whistle or hum when they're just behind me, usually in shops.

People who don't indicate.

People who get off an escalator then stop and stand right there as they decide which direction to go in."

You want people to indicate when shopping and getting off escalators ?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Whistling. Nothing fucks me off more than whistling.

Selfish noise pollution."

Aye music really is dreadful and must be stopped. Far better to live in silence.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"For me ... the cellophane they put around Lightshades,you know the sort that's wrapped around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around , "

Neurotic people with irrational issues who don't realise they have the problem not the rest of humanity.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

People who stand up to get off a bus long before their stop, who then get thrown about - landing on other passengers and moaning about bad driving ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People spitting "

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"People spitting "

I spit. I spit to remove the grunge that clogs my lungs and threatens to kill me. I almost always manage to 'dispose' of it down a street drain.

Disgusting I agree but a genuine case of better out than in.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"... oh sorry you said silly things not silly people....

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Err people who put lots of dots for no apparent reason......

Annoys the he'll out of me......"

They're called ellipsis...

I them!!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

People, nobody in particular just people in general!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad use of parking spaces

It's a bastard when people leave a gap of 3 or 4 ft behind them.

Until Smart start selling sleighs I'm bolloxed

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Most of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

People who park like an arsehole on the edge of their bay, forcing you to park over as far as you can just so you can get out of your car. They then become a double arsehole when they come back and drive off, leaving you looking like the arsehole who has parked too far over...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

When people mis spell my name grrrr

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"People who park like an arsehole on the edge of their bay, forcing you to park over as far as you can just so you can get out of your car. They then become a double arsehole when they come back and drive off, leaving you looking like the arsehole who has parked too far over... "

Then some ****ard comes along, takes a photo and posts it on Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People, nobody in particular just people in general!"

I can relate to that,not being a people person myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me ... the cellophane they put around Lightshades,you know the sort that's wrapped around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around , "

Only last Saturday I wrecked a new lampshade because I got a major cob on and tried to rip off the bloody stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are walking and thinks its ok to stop suddenly. Normally in the cheese aisle at Tesco's.

Same people (normally) who. Stand mid-aisle having a chat about knitting patterns or saga holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed up people when im sober!! Nothing more annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a T-junction the car in front stops in the middle when turning right preventing you from pulling up beside in the left to go left grrrr x

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

110 per cent.....

So annoying !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in cars with matching hats on the parcel shelf. You just know they are going to drive a good 10mph below the speed limit and take corners at 3.5 mph for fear of flipping over their Volvo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People being ignorant..

Now I don't expect a medal but would it really hurt to say thanks if I hold the door or stop so you can drive past !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own brain. Seriously, it picks the stupidest things to get worked up over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put lol at the end of a sentence what the fuck is all that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who put lol at the end of a sentence what the fuck is all that about?"

Yes!! Bloody hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who put lol at the end of a sentence what the fuck is all that about?

Yes!! Bloody hate that "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who put lol at the end of a sentence what the fuck is all that about?

Yes!! Bloody hate that

Lol "

Blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who take babies on holiday, all they do is cry whinge and moan and annoy the life out of everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people on buses that wont close a window when theres a bloody cold wind coming through..

busdrivers that dont acknowledge when you display a ticket,or acknowledge a thanks on the way out...

people that dont like animals

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"People talking on their cell phones in public "

That's kind of the point of mobile phones, no?!

Drivers who accelerate when there's an amber to red light.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Packaging thats impossible to open "

This.

Recently had a pair of scissors that had packaging showing that you needed to cut the packaging with scissors to get them out.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"Food served on a piece of slate. Give it to me in a plate dammit! "

Yes or on a chopping board...Erm. A plate is preferable for making less mess. And wood-how un hygienic?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People walking slowly three or more abreast so I can't overtake them on the pavement.

90% of children.

When the window is open on the metro and it blows the top of my hair around.

Hair getting stuck to lipgloss.

Sticky labels which don't peel off easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People walking slowly three or more abreast so I can't overtake them on the pavement.

90% of children.

When the window is open on the metro and it blows the top of my hair around.

Hair getting stuck to lipgloss.

Sticky labels which don't peel off easily."

avatars that arent in 3d..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pensioners at the front of a queue talking about their grandchildren/or whatever....Like I have all day to wait !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignorant taxi drivers,you know,the ones who seem to be incapable of even looking in your direction when you let them out at a junction-bastards!

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By *ampasGrassCouple
over a year ago

London

When toilet roll is put in the toilet roll holder with the loose part hanging at the back. Can't people see that it should always hang at the front? Should be made a law really.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Pensioners at the front of a queue talking about their grandchildren/or whatever....Like I have all day to wait !"

Considering how they probably don't have long left, you'd think they'd be in more of a rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last week this guy sat behind me on the bus..a few seats away thank fuck..

in the 45 min journey he sighed HEAVILY about 20 times or more, I was dying to say FFS, its a pain traveling but its not that fucking bad...

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By *immCouple
over a year ago

Stourport on Severn

Passing cars on my motorbike and seeing that the reason the car/van is weaving and not keeping up with traffic is because they are on their phones ..... saw a transit driver with his ipad on the steering wheel. Kid you not .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When toilet roll is put in the toilet roll holder with the loose part hanging at the back. Can't people see that it should always hang at the front? Should be made a law really."

YES!!!!! Drives me bloody insane!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pensioners at the front of a queue talking about their grandchildren/or whatever....Like I have all day to wait !

Considering how they probably don't have long left, you'd think they'd be in more of a rush "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who Say 'At this moment in time' A moment can only be in time ,they don't mean 'at this moment in custard' do they!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People spitting "
this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Litter throwers.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

People touching fruit, pressing it and then putting it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... oh sorry you said silly things not silly people....

....

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Err people who put lots of dots for no apparent reason......

Annoys the he'll out of me......"

I do that a lot.....

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Middle management moron speak of the kind spouted by pinstrped epsilons who think they're the bollox because, after a decade of taking it up the jacksie from their line managers, they've finally been 'moved up' the writhing heap of corporate fodder - you know the sort...

They can be identified by their use of "moving forward" for fear of saying something normal like "in future" on account of an over sensitivity to their own intellectual shortcomings and resultant insecurity.

Similarly, "myself" instead of "me".

Fucking idiots.

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton


"When toilet roll is put in the toilet roll holder with the loose part hanging at the back. Can't people see that it should always hang at the front? Should be made a law really."
some people prefer it round the back

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley


"People waiting an hour for a bus then hold up the queue patting their pockets, digging in their bags for their pass!!! Grrrrrr...

When youve been waiting an hour for the bus and people just walk to the front of the queue.. "

and then give you the LOOK, if you go back in front of them

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley

and bad manners , im old fashioned and always hold the door open for person behind me is it that hard to say thanks? or even acknowledge some one has done a nice thing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna say earlier, people walking in front of buses..

So I'm in town visiting my dad for his birthday, waiting on a bus...A bus is approaching as it beeps its horn at a couple with a 4yr old child..

they panic running back n forth..the woman with bags tries to run forward then back, falls over, the fathers trying to get her and the child(who's screaming crying by now)

Around a hundred people watched..I looked and then just shook my head.

people never learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People being ignorant..

Now I don't expect a medal but would it really hurt to say thanks if I hold the door or stop so you can drive past !"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Two ply toilet paper where the perforations of the sheets don't match.

grrrrrr

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Recycling nazis you know the ones "don't put that in that bin wash it out and put it in the recycling bin thats half a mile down the garden in the rain in your slippers ......its in the kitchen bin and im not moving it !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't read the whole thread so don't know if it's been said, but people touching me bothers me.

For example, when people touch my back and say "excuse me" because they need to get by me. Or when someone says "I like your top" and then touches me on the shoulder. Just don't touch me. Simple, really.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putty?- its not that silly

String?- difficult to get off

Isles?- difficult to swim to

Sili-cone - getting tenuous

Thats all i can think of.

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By *ntimatediscretionMan
over a year ago

eaglescliffe


"Two ply toilet paper where the perforations of the sheets don't match.

grrrrrr"

simply take the top layer (or ply) and unroll it once,,,, its because you have mis aligned the perforations.....

it is simply that it has been opened incorrectly in the first instance.

You can see simply by separating the two ply and unrolling the top layer, in effect creating the thing you hate, but then simply follow the above to rectify this .....

I challenge you to prove me wrong.... and I accept your thanks in advance for relieving you of any further annoyance.

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Lies. I'm not in.. Oh I can see you through the window.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Morissey

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Two ply toilet paper where the perforations of the sheets don't match.

grrrrrr

simply take the top layer (or ply) and unroll it once,,,, its because you have mis aligned the perforations.....

it is simply that it has been opened incorrectly in the first instance.

You can see simply by separating the two ply and unrolling the top layer, in effect creating the thing you hate, but then simply follow the above to rectify this .....

I challenge you to prove me wrong.... and I accept your thanks in advance for relieving you of any further annoyance. "

Well eeexxxxxcuuuuse me!

Do I understand you correctly? Your use of the second person singular when identifying who was responsible for perforation misalignment on toilet paper makes it seem like the phenomenon is my making?

What baffles me is that we can control spacecraft millions of miles away to millimetres accuracy. We perform lifesaving surgery on the hearts of babies while still in their mother's womb but lining up a couple of rolls if tissue paper is a haphazard?.....

... Aaaand relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When toilet roll is put in the toilet roll holder with the loose part hanging at the back. Can't people see that it should always hang at the front? Should be made a law really."

Fucking weirdo its clearly designed to hang at the back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People using fog lights in the rain..especially on motorways. A definite hazard. If they were meant to be used in the rain they would be called rain lights.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Hiccups, especially when you've tried everything and the still don't go.

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By *hil and AnnieMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"Packaging thats impossible to open "

Agreed. I once bought a pair of scissors in packaging that had dotted lines printed on it showing where to cut with a little pair scissors

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