FabSwingers.com forum: The..."Not having sex today" club thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cmon sort something out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to be in, so I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not in sorry! I had sex this morning. Was with myself though so does tgat count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

That,s a bad day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What activities do we have planned?

Though I may travel to Courtney and sort us both out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney"

Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Well it's early yet, and the weather is improving too!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm going for a wank, it's much easier

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't think there's anyone I fancy that's less than 100 miles away.

And those that I fancy that would want to meet me...I'm not sure there are any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also unlikely to be getting any. oh well

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I have a vow of chastity until this time next week so I won't be having any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I don't want to belong to this club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in whilst the river runs red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I don't want to belong to this club!

Perhaps we should start a splinter group; where we get to keep the badge and membership, but secretly sort each other out?.........worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney

Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!"

He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What activities do we have planned?

Though I may travel to Courtney and sort us both out"

I like the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I don't want to belong to this club!

Perhaps we should start a splinter group; where we get to keep the badge and membership, but secretly sort each other out?.........worth a try

Ahhhhhhh good plan

But Shhhh don't tell everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello my name is Jay, and I won't be having sex today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not even this month lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my name is Jay, and I won't be having sex today "

So you won't be sorting me out then? I guess I'm back in the club.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flippin OH has man flu!!!

Sorry

My poor fella is poorly, and sex is the last thing on my mind because I'm wanting to look after the poor bloke!

Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too will be bereft of shared gentleman's sausage utilisation this weekend,

Hands solo is a potentially happy ending though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin OH has man flu!!!

Sorry

My poor fella is poorly, and sex is the last thing on my mind because I'm wanting to look after the poor bloke!

Grrr

Haha look after him well Man Flu is a killer,

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

Well I've not so far - but I'm forever the optimist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We won't be having sex today, Clare's getting her hair done after work then we're heading straight out for the night and won't be home until after midnight

Sex very early tomorrow may well be on the cards though

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I'm not - at work & have the boys all weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will my membership of this club be accepted ? Cos its a no from me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my name is Jay, and I won't be having sex today

So you won't be sorting me out then? I guess I'm back in the club.

-Courtney"

He's all mouth

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm not playing! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as yet but would welcome an invitation from one of you nice ladies any offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not playing! :P"

Tart

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm in

only because I don't have the desire today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay, a club I can finally join!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Hello my name is Jay, and I won't be having sex today

So you won't be sorting me out then? I guess I'm back in the club.

-Courtney"

I'm on my way!.... *heroic attempt at walking to leeds*

I'll bring apples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at work today so nowt for me. So I will join the club. May have to leave tommoro though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're both in it as Ginger's at work till tomorrow afternoon now

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Im in this club today..

Had a meet up all week for tonight and not one bit of interest boohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello my name is Jay, and I won't be having sex today

So you won't be sorting me out then? I guess I'm back in the club.

-Courtney

I'm on my way!.... *heroic attempt at walking to leeds*

I'll bring apples!"

Apples? I'm a lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in my fb in Scotland till next week

But I'm sure I will make up for it when he is back

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!? "

Yep,I just don't want it

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I will be tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be tomorrow

wearing what you have in your profile pic? phwoooarrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in my fb in Scotland till next week

But I'm sure I will make up for it when he is back"

Lucky person! :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?

Yep,I just don't want it"

Are you saving yourself for a rainy day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in this club

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

Haven't had sex for so long, forgotten what it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in this club today..

Had a meet up all week for tonight and not one bit of interest boohoo

I'd meet for a social with you when im in the area next. Never been to a club yet - still a bit daunting tbh - i'll get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm James and I won't be having sex today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should have been,but I had to cancel and I don't think he's awake yet anyway. I can wait

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?

Yep,I just don't want it

Are you saving yourself for a rainy day

Not especially,my get up and go has gone today. Besides I put up a last minute meet the other day,which I don't normally do the first time in fact and it went wrong. Off all the messages I got,I chose the one to piss me about

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

I go there every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?

Yep,I just don't want it"

I'm sure a lot of guys would jump at the chance of fucking you if you change your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be having sex again today, does that count?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?

Yep,I just don't want it

I'm sure a lot of guys would jump at the chance of fucking you if you change your mind

I have 771 unread messages after sticking a new photo up so I'm ok,that's why I'm in here today I'm hiding

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?

Yep,I just don't want it

I'm sure a lot of guys would jump at the chance of fucking you if you change your mind

I have 771 unread messages after sticking a new photo up so I'm ok,that's why I'm in here today I'm hiding

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Not surprised

want me to make it 772

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a 'not had sex in months club'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in pain, don't even want any sex (much) so am joining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll be leaving on Wednesday...

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

No sex for me today, but off to the club tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here today, gone tmrw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for the foreseeable future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in this club

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I'd gladly help you lose our membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?

Yep,I just don't want it"
Thats just showing off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in for next 24hrs.

Got a meet tomorrow evening but the couple have a 'no shagging' proviso, so there shouldnt be enough sex to get me booted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hubby's allergies are killing him so will probably have to break out a toy and partake in some self-gratification today

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney

Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!

He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already

Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight

No action mind (apart from some scary dancing

) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney

Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!

He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already

Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight

No action mind (apart from some scary dancing

) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today

You have no idea how tempting that is.

But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend.

If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss.

We love dancing.

-Courtney

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though

Get on yer bike then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

How about if I swop the bowler for a dear stalker.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'll only need a one day's membership pass...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok guys the club is still open for those that have not had a bit of nooky :D keep going!

Ive given up - off to play football soon!

Who wants the keys to the club? don't forget to lock up and lights about at 23:59!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Isn't it up to you to lock up?!

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

"I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though

Get on yer bike then

Ok, I'm ready to pedal. Which direction am I heading then? Legs might need a bit of a rub down when I get there though....

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By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm in whilst the river runs red

I was thinking the same last night but it didn't stop my arse getting a good pounding.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though

Get on yer bike then

Ok, I'm ready to pedal. Which direction am I heading then? Legs might need a bit of a rub down when I get there though....

Deep heat at the ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok guys the club is still open for those that have not had a bit of nooky :D keep going!

Ive given up - off to play football soon!

Who wants the keys to the club? don't forget to lock up and lights about at 23:59!

I'll take the keys. You can trust me

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

"I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though

Get on yer bike then

Ok, I'm ready to pedal. Which direction am I heading then? Legs might need a bit of a rub down when I get there though....

Deep heat at the ready!

You'll be careful where you're rubbing that stuff won't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney

Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!

He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already

Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight

No action mind (apart from some scary dancing

) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today

You have no idea how tempting that is.

But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend.

If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss.

We love dancing.

-Courtney"

Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I am joining this club also. Not sure whether to be excited or not about joining though

Get on yer bike then

Ok, I'm ready to pedal. Which direction am I heading then? Legs might need a bit of a rub down when I get there though....

Deep heat at the ready!

You'll be careful where you're rubbing that stuff won't you?

Oh I am always very careful how and where I rub young men....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather have a glass of wine atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a Friday, I'm sure you guys can get it if you want it!?

Yep,I just don't want it

I'm sure a lot of guys would jump at the chance of fucking you if you change your mind

I have 771 unread messages after sticking a new photo up so I'm ok,that's why I'm in here today I'm hiding

Yeah I know how you feel!

Pinocchio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

How about if I swop the bowler for a dear stalker. "

you'd pull that of well x

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've been having those type of days for the last 4 weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely in this club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reluctant member here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex for me tonight. Supermarket shop yes. Sex no

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no ! We haven't seen each other all week !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled my back out so I'm not playing today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you run this thread every day of the month id join as it's not looking as though we are going to get any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Not even my fuckbuddy wants to fuck me at the minute so another night in for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be a big club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney

Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!

He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already

Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight

No action mind (apart from some scary dancing

) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today

You have no idea how tempting that is.

But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend.

If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss.

We love dancing.

-Courtney

Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x"

Many thanks, sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney

Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!

He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already

Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight

No action mind (apart from some scary dancing

) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today

You have no idea how tempting that is.

But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend.

If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss.

We love dancing.

-Courtney

Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x

Many thanks, sir!"

Are you joining Marc in California or are you headed elsewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

How about if I swop the bowler for a dear stalker.

you'd pull that of well x"

I was going to rely on you for the pulling off. But , I'll see what I can do , x

( oo bit rude) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney

Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!

He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already

Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight

No action mind (apart from some scary dancing

) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today

You have no idea how tempting that is.

But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend.

If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss.

We love dancing.

-Courtney

Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x

Many thanks, sir!

Are you joining Marc in California or are you headed elsewhere?"

I'm going to NYC to visit friends and family. So Marc will only be 3,000 miles away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join the club? My husband is 5,000 miles away

-Courtney

Where has he gone? That's a long trek to the chippy!

He went to California for work. He's been gone almost a week already

Console yourself with a night out - I'm out in Leeds with some fabbers tonight

No action mind (apart from some scary dancing

) I had a good sess yesterday and I'm sore in all kinds of places today

You have no idea how tempting that is.

But I have to pack for my own trip to the US this weekend.

If you do go out again in the foreseeable future let us know, though....an invite certainly wouldn't go amiss.

We love dancing.

-Courtney

Ooh, enjoy your trip Courtney x

Many thanks, sir!

Are you joining Marc in California or are you headed elsewhere?

I'm going to NYC to visit friends and family. So Marc will only be 3,000 miles away...

Aw, I hope you have a good time and get reunited with him soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting for duty... Cock free zone here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the club....nooooo I mean I'm joining the.not getting any today/night club.....but feeling a tad horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha x My luck has changed, I'm off to

Pleasures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer, pizza and my enjoying my favourite b(&)j so no action for me tonight/this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither me. I got the haribos ready for the big brother eviction tonight

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i was so looking to joining you in this thread... but managed to get one in.... sorry!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out with the wand I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was so looking to joining you in this thread... but managed to get one in.... sorry!!!!

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good work that man

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

For a moment there I thought I was going to leave the club....then work got in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight. But if yer put this thread up tommoro

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"For a moment there I thought I was going to leave the club....then work got in the way

That Italian machinery is so pesky....I think it might be red thai curry for me!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Not tonight. But if yer put this thread up tommoro

Wrong thread Tosh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not tonight. But if yer put this thread up tommoro

Wrong thread Tosh.....

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but will it be tommoro ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Not tonight. But if yer put this thread up tommoro

Wrong thread Tosh.....

but will it be tommoro ?

Tosh honey, this is the 'I'm NOT having sex thread!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not tonight. But if yer put this thread up tommoro

Wrong thread Tosh.....

but will it be tommoro ?

Tosh honey, this is the 'I'm NOT having sex thread!!'"
oh yeah. Get yer lol xx

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"[Removed by poster at 04/09/15 20:01:12]"

I'll take that back

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By *um4usbothCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

my man's too tired so no sex for me, any volunteers??

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Not tonight. But if yer put this thread up tommoro

Wrong thread Tosh.....

but will it be tommoro ?

Tosh honey, this is the 'I'm NOT having sex thread!!'"

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Nevermind Tosh, we can have our day tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nevermind Tosh, we can have our day tomorrow

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yes we can

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hmm, I'm gonna jump ship and go try some of that homemade Red Thai curry I reckon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in whilst the river runs red

I was thinking the same last night but it didn't stop my arse getting a good pounding.

Mmmm anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Not had sex for 4 weeks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right I am back from football.

Still I'm the club, who's still here ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooh no - one!

Good

Club is now closed.

Lights out, all out :p

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Stuff I got locked in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I come back to let you out, is there anything in it for me?

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By *rish_And_BlondieCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

No sex for me as Irish up at 4 to leave to get the train to London for the rugby tomorrow but I'm lying here covered in spunk but that doesn't count.

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