FabSwingers.com forum: What question would you ask to the poster above?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

?????????

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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago

north west

why you ask lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have i fucked you yet ?

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By *illyrocCouple
over a year ago

north west

"Have i fucked you yet ?"

dependswot clubs youve been too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have i fucked you yet ?"

May I bend you over???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i touch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cna i stick my tongue there?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

is it supposed to be that colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what?

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Had a BOGOF lately?

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"Had a BOGOF lately?

Have you two got bed sores from laying there that long?

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Had a BOGOF lately?

Have you two got bed sores from laying there that long?

Yes, wanna treat them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres an actual proper question (im amazed ive thought it up at nearly midnight)

As only one of you is Bi, when you play with a lady, does the gay half of the couple find the woman sexy at all, or does he just get off on seeing his partner have sex with a woman

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have you seen my tv remote?

I had it last night but it's gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell me the winning Lottery numbers please

For next week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and dont tell them pm me LOL

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

yeah.. and with ya lottery win, when ya bloody finally coming up to the wild and woolly north east!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i borrow a tenner? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah.. and with ya lottery win, when ya bloody finally coming up to the wild and woolly north east!!!!"

When hell finally decides to thaw out, methinks!

How are you feeling hun? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah.. and with ya lottery win, when ya bloody finally coming up to the wild and woolly north east!!!!

When hell finally decides to thaw out, methinks!

How are you feeling hun? xx"

if i flipped u upside down would u either scream or giggle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty girls? Do you want to wash them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty girls? Do you want to wash them?"

girls are not dirty though? heehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have green fingers :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

likes rosebuds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have green fingers :P"

hmmm...more so when i've been picking my nose but thats dieing habit of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get introduced to many people?

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By *vor Bigun 69!Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Spit or swallow? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow.

Do you need a licence for that weapon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swallow.

Do you need a licence for that weapon?"

who's going to die in corrie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get introduced to many people?

it's the other way round actually, they introduce themselves to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swallow.

Do you need a licence for that weapon?

who's going to die in corrie?"

All of them hopefully.

Do your antlers shed in summer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swallow.

Do you need a licence for that weapon?

who's going to die in corrie?

All of them hopefully.

Do your antlers shed in summer?"

i hope not cos thats when i need them most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swallow.

Do you need a licence for that weapon?

who's going to die in corrie?

All of them hopefully.

Do your antlers shed in summer?"

no, i've constantly got the horn :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and onion or meat and potato pie?

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Does my ass look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like to join me in my crypt ?

* sits on coffin *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like to join me in my crypt ?

* sits on coffin *

Do you have a pulse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you not cold like that in this weather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look familiar, do I know you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like to join me in my crypt ?

* sits on coffin *

Do you have a pulse?"

do you care?

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

wonders who is the sheriff in the wild west

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By *vor Bigun 69!Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Swallow.

Do you need a licence for that weapon?"

Ha ha, lethal weapon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you require by law to have a flashing red light on the top of that when lying on your back with a hard on?

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

is that a tape measure in your hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I park my bike there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen a doctor about that tickle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I tuck my winkle between my legs and wear a bra, do I have a chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still taking the medication? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look familiar, do I know you? "

lol i like that one :P

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You look familiar, do I know you?

lol i like that one :P"
do u eat cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To femme..... why?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"To femme..... why?"
because im me

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Can i raid your shoe store? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play in your games room?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Can I play in your games room?

when would you like to come round? Z

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I play in your games room?

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why are u sooooo god damn sexy?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can i raid your shoe store? Z"
only if your very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I play in your games room?

when would you like to come round? Z"

Now? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I play in your games room?

why are u sooooo god damn sexy?

When is your next visit to specsavers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Dirtybigbadsgirlville? Anywhere near the M25?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I play in your games room?

why are u sooooo god damn sexy?

Can I pop round and find out for you....

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Can I play in your games room?

when would you like to come round? Z

Now? lol

No the weekend would be better! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I play in your games room?

when would you like to come round? Z

Now? lol

No the weekend would be better! Z"

Do you still have the santa outfit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I play in your games room?

when would you like to come round? Z

Now? lol

No the weekend would be better! Z"

Can I just sit all day and admire your legs?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just sit all day and admire your legs?!!"

Beef or pork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just sit all day and admire your legs?!!

Beef or pork?"

Haha! Crocodile actually. Can I have your hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! Crocodile actually. Can I have your hat?"

Not Zebra? or maybe Lion?

Yes, come get it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! Crocodile actually. Can I have your hat?

Not Zebra? or maybe Lion?

Yes, come get it..."

Do you have a frozen t-shirt I can borrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! Crocodile actually. Can I have your hat?

Not Zebra? or maybe Lion?

Yes, come get it...

Do you have a frozen t-shirt I can borrow?"

got your baubles out yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! Crocodile actually. Can I have your hat?

Not Zebra? or maybe Lion?

Yes, come get it...

Do you have a frozen t-shirt I can borrow?

got your baubles out yet?"

If I did, would you arrange them for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! Crocodile actually. Can I have your hat?

Not Zebra? or maybe Lion?

Yes, come get it...

Do you have a frozen t-shirt I can borrow?"

You know it!

Can I see you in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha! Crocodile actually. Can I have your hat?

Not Zebra? or maybe Lion?

Yes, come get it...

Do you have a frozen t-shirt I can borrow?

You know it!

Can I see you in it?"

Yes, but can I wear my frozen boxer shorts too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but can I wear my frozen boxer shorts too?"

Hmmm and deprive us of a place to hang a bauble or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but can I wear my frozen boxer shorts too?

Hmmm and deprive us of a place to hang a bauble or two?"

But wouldnt they get frostbite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, but can I wear my frozen boxer shorts too?

Hmmm and deprive us of a place to hang a bauble or two?

But wouldnt they get frostbite!

With all these crocodiles and frozen t shirts hanging about I'm sure frostbite would be on the cards.

Nice massage to warm you up after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my place or yrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u got ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has anyone not got ice just now? I got it hanging from the rooftops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/12/10 23:15:38]"

Have you always had such a lovely smile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/12/10 23:15:38]

Have you always had such a lovely smile?"

Am I talking to myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/12/10 23:15:38]

Have you always had such a lovely smile?

Am I talking to myself?

Is this de ja vu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think they are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think they are?"

Is there an echo in the forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there an echo in the forums? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is there an echo in the forums? lol"

How we gonna get out of this echo? Oh, have I just done it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you always been a genius? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you always been a genius? lol"

Should I be modest and say no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that modesty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that modesty?"

If I sincerely thought so then it would, wouldnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont you know how talented you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont you know how talented you are?"

I don't no, should I then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont you know how talented you are?

I don't no, should I then?"
you know my thoughts.

Dont you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont you know how talented you are?

I don't no, should I then? you know my thoughts.

Dont you?"

I do, but has that anything to do with how talented you think I am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont you know how talented you are?

I don't no, should I then? you know my thoughts.

Dont you?

I do, but has that anything to do with how talented you think I am?

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ummmm wouldnt that be telling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont you know how talented you are?

I don't no, should I then? you know my thoughts.

Dont you?

I do, but has that anything to do with how talented you think I am?

ummmm wouldnt that be telling?"

Wouldn't you want anyone else to know then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont you know how talented you are?

I don't no, should I then? you know my thoughts.

Dont you?

I do, but has that anything to do with how talented you think I am?

ummmm wouldnt that be telling?

Wouldn't you want anyone else to know then?

that depends what we're talkin about?

I thought the fact that the lion is really a zebra was a secret?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont you know how talented you are?

I don't no, should I then? you know my thoughts.

Dont you?

I do, but has that anything to do with how talented you think I am?

ummmm wouldnt that be telling?

Wouldn't you want anyone else to know then?

that depends what we're talkin about?

I thought the fact that the lion is really a zebra was a secret?"

Is that not water under the bridge now you have let the cat out of the bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont you know how talented you are?

I don't no, should I then? you know my thoughts.

Dont you?

I do, but has that anything to do with how talented you think I am?

ummmm wouldnt that be telling?

Wouldn't you want anyone else to know then?

that depends what we're talkin about?

I thought the fact that the lion is really a zebra was a secret?"

But as long as the gazelle don't know, that's ok isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was a cat???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont you know how talented you are?

I don't no, should I then? you know my thoughts.

Dont you?

I do, but has that anything to do with how talented you think I am?

ummmm wouldnt that be telling?

Wouldn't you want anyone else to know then?

that depends what we're talkin about?

I thought the fact that the lion is really a zebra was a secret?

But as long as the gazelle don't know, that's ok isnt it?"
shall we ask yoda on wednesday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there was a cat???"

Yeah, wasnt it hiding in the bag behind the bridge, you know, the one that had water flowing under it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tigers can swim, I wonder if that cat could?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there was a cat???

Yeah, wasnt it hiding in the bag behind the bridge, you know, the one that had water flowing under it?"

you mean that wasnt a pot of gold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I answer DevilsAngel and BeNice in the same post?I'll have a go shall I? If there was pot of gold at the bottom of the river that was flowing under the bridge, do you not think any cat would at least try to get out of the bag and swim? I think it would, wouldn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I answer DevilsAngel and BeNice in the same post?I'll have a go shall I? If there was pot of gold at the bottom of the river that was flowing under the bridge, do you not think any cat would at least try to get out of the bag and swim? I think it would, wouldn't it?"

That was just too random wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was just too random wasn't it?"

nearing bldy useless perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was just too random wasn't it?

nearing bldy useless perhaps?"

Oh, was it that bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you think a pot of gold might sink? AND the cat was already outa the bag. Bedtime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how kissable is that bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt you say that the bag was behind the bridge? Not in the water?

Too random? never x

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Are you lonesome tonight?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Are you lonesome tonight?""

no, but i'm lying in bed wide awake.

Where've you been hiding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you miss me tonight, are you sorry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you miss me tonight, are you sorry?"

hell no. the pain was worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how kissable is that bum?"

How much does it love to be kissed, licked, caressed and spanked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you think a pot of gold might sink? AND the cat was already outa the bag. Bedtime?

I think I'm right in saying that the pot of gold was indeed at the bottom of the river, I don't think I stated that it was floating did I? And the cat escaped from the bag as you quite rightly mentioned before, so it was out yes. But I think this tale of river folk (or cats) has run it's course hasn't it? Bedtime? Are you offering then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U tempting me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U tempting me?"

Can you be tempted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how kissable is that bum?

How much does it love to be kissed, licked, caressed and spanked?

mine or yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you? Could you? Should you?

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Would you? Could you? Should you?"

Its been a while... hasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you work out on them buns

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