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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do "

Morning Sexy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning PP,Stretchy,Mrs. H and all who follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do "

That leaves us so much to explore

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, happy frolocking friday people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow. "

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do

That leaves us so much to explore

Morning "

it does indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?"

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Morning fabsters can't believe I'm still awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy a good do, being able to get suited and booted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning you sexy bunch I will get round to each and everyone of you at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?"

Think they're supposed to be. Not my cup of tea. Going alone as the sad single nearly 30 crazy cat lady.

Be better if midget was coming but she's with her dad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment "

Can I come

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning fabsters can't believe I'm still awake "

Morning LPP x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

Think they're supposed to be. Not my cup of tea. Going alone as the sad single nearly 30 crazy cat lady.

Be better if midget was coming but she's with her dad. "

Take DP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do

That leaves us so much to explore

Morning

it does indeed "

Lots to choose from

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come "

That's a bit different, what are you hoping to have happen?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

Think they're supposed to be. Not my cup of tea. Going alone as the sad single nearly 30 crazy cat lady.

Be better if midget was coming but she's with her dad.

Take DP?"

Plus you're only a temporary cat lady xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come

That's a bit different, what are you hoping to have happen?"

It's a swinging one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come "

I'm looking for someone for the hen to abuse for an hour, would you be up for that

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Morning fabsters can't believe I'm still awake

Morning LPP x "

Morning PP x

Morning stretchy x

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Morning PP x Morning all x

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do "

hahaha,

Morning PP, Everyone xxx

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Morning fabsters can't believe I'm still awake

Morning LPP x

Morning PP x

Morning stretchy x"

Morning HnH x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning fabsters can't believe I'm still awake

Morning LPP x

Morning PP x

Morning stretchy x"

Morning

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning fabsters can't believe I'm still awake

Morning LPP x

Morning PP x

Morning stretchy x"

Morning LPP x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come

I'm looking for someone for the hen to abuse for an hour, would you be up for that "

What do you think

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning PP x Morning all x"

Morning lovely, how was school the other day? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do

hahaha,

Morning PP, Everyone xxx"

Good morning Bel fluttering those lashes will get you everywhere xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come

I'm looking for someone for the hen to abuse for an hour, would you be up for that

What do you think "

You don't know who the hen is though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning PP x Morning all x"

Goood morning sexy bum x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come

I'm looking for someone for the hen to abuse for an hour, would you be up for that

What do you think

You don't know who the hen is though "

Bugger

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do

hahaha,

Morning PP, Everyone xxx

Good morning Bel fluttering those lashes will get you everywhere xx "

Morning Bel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come

I'm looking for someone for the hen to abuse for an hour, would you be up for that

What do you think

You don't know who the hen is though

Bugger "

PP thinks about it for a second and then says "Fook it, abuse away!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come

I'm looking for someone for the hen to abuse for an hour, would you be up for that

What do you think

You don't know who the hen is though

Bugger "

You've volunteered now, you don't want to be a time waster now do you

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me! "

Sleepless by the seaside here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me! "

theres a good mixture of both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come

I'm looking for someone for the hen to abuse for an hour, would you be up for that

What do you think

You don't know who the hen is though

Bugger

PP thinks about it for a second and then says "Fook it, abuse away!" "

who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here "

Sleepless in the sticks here

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Meh. Wedding to go to tomorrow.

Not looking forward to it? I thought weddings were supposed to be fun?

I'm planning a swinging hen do at the moment

Can I come

I'm looking for someone for the hen to abuse for an hour, would you be up for that

What do you think

You don't know who the hen is though

Bugger

PP thinks about it for a second and then says "Fook it, abuse away!"

who said that "

Said what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here "

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Good morning folks from beautiful Surrey and wide awake on my day off

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep "

You're so bloody far away though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need sleep but can't get enough of this place. Just taking my time and meeting new people. For the majority everyone is a good laugh and easy going. Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all "

Morning DD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need sleep but can't get enough of this place. Just taking my time and meeting new people. For the majority everyone is a good laugh and easy going. Love it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though "

and too old

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I need sleep but can't get enough of this place. Just taking my time and meeting new people. For the majority everyone is a good laugh and easy going. Love it "

Just don't fall asleep with your laptop open on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP "

Morning stranger

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old "

Why do you say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP "

Morning sexy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numb question PP but what's the OP for at the side of your name?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP "

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Morning stranger "

morning mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that? "

I'm not in your age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ignoring me PP

You've volunteered now

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Numb question PP but what's the OP for at the side of your name?"

It stands for Original Poster

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range "

As you know I'm flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings? "

keep getting up a tad late and running round the house like a headless chicken xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numb question PP but what's the OP for at the side of your name?"

Original poster

Whoever posts the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need sleep but can't get enough of this place. Just taking my time and meeting new people. For the majority everyone is a good laugh and easy going. Love it

Just don't fall asleep with your laptop open on fab"

Haha I've thought about that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ignoring me PP

You've volunteered now "

morning sexy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ignoring me PP

You've volunteered now morning sexy ass "

I did say morning sexy bum up there but il say it again...

Morning sexy bum

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings? keep getting up a tad late and running round the house like a headless chicken xx "

Silly you. Just remember you have to wake up on time otherwise you don't get a squeeze xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numb question PP but what's the OP for at the side of your name?

Original poster

Whoever posts the thread "

Learning new stuff all the time here. When's my exam? Ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You ignoring me PP

You've volunteered now "

Would I ever ignore you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible "

Oh yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numb question PP but what's the OP for at the side of your name?

Original poster

Whoever posts the thread

Learning new stuff all the time here. When's my exam? Ha"

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Morning PP x Morning all x

Morning lovely, how was school the other day? x"

My 4 mini taster lessons were interesting but little lady loves her new school so all good x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings? keep getting up a tad late and running round the house like a headless chicken xx

Silly you. Just remember you have to wake up on time otherwise you don't get a squeeze xx "

Thats ok cos I'll have em all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ignoring me PP

You've volunteered now morning sexy ass

I did say morning sexy bum up there but il say it again...

Morning sexy bum "

oh yeah sorry. Well it's nice to hear it twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ignoring me PP

You've volunteered now

Would I ever ignore you "

You have 3 times tonight, I'm counting PP

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over a year ago


"You ignoring me PP

You've volunteered now morning sexy ass "

Morning Tosh

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning PP x Morning all x

Morning lovely, how was school the other day? x

My 4 mini taster lessons were interesting but little lady loves her new school so all good x"

Yay that's good. I loved my school when I was a teen x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings? keep getting up a tad late and running round the house like a headless chicken xx

Silly you. Just remember you have to wake up on time otherwise you don't get a squeeze xx

Thats ok cos I'll have em all "

Greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings? keep getting up a tad late and running round the house like a headless chicken xx

Silly you. Just remember you have to wake up on time otherwise you don't get a squeeze xx "

well I'm up now so whack em out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ignoring me PP

You've volunteered now morning sexy ass

I did say morning sexy bum up there but il say it again...

Morning sexy bum oh yeah sorry. Well it's nice to hear it twice "

Just for you

That sounds really cheesy

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do "

Plus you'll be at a perfect height!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings? keep getting up a tad late and running round the house like a headless chicken xx

Silly you. Just remember you have to wake up on time otherwise you don't get a squeeze xx well I'm up now so whack em out xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ignoring me PP

You've volunteered now morning sexy ass

Morning Tosh "

good morning Dan

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings? keep getting up a tad late and running round the house like a headless chicken xx

Silly you. Just remember you have to wake up on time otherwise you don't get a squeeze xx well I'm up now so whack em out xx "

They're already out. Did you work out what my party trick is in the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! "

What to kiss your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings? keep getting up a tad late and running round the house like a headless chicken xx

Silly you. Just remember you have to wake up on time otherwise you don't get a squeeze xx well I'm up now so whack em out xx

They're already out. Did you work out what my party trick is in the end?"

nah I'm thick

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees "

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning yer gorgeous lot. And morning PP

Yay the other sexy bum xx Where have you been the last couple of mornings? keep getting up a tad late and running round the house like a headless chicken xx

Silly you. Just remember you have to wake up on time otherwise you don't get a squeeze xx well I'm up now so whack em out xx

They're already out. Did you work out what my party trick is in the end? nah I'm thick "

Maybe if you ask PP nicely he'll tell you x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else "

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug "

How do you perform that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug "

shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man "

Tw@

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man "

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. Any couples or bi f up for chating on kik? Very horny couple here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Tw@ "

mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? "

from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size "

Not what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

Not what I meant "

oh sorry. Yes you are and them 2 are a lovely size

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

"

I mean cos of my height

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x"

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent "

Is he bringing you cider?

PS why'd ya call me sis earlier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height "

you are perfect my lush one

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Morning to everyone so far, and to those who follow.

Work started off crappy, but has got better as the hours have passed.

Enjoy your day but remember, br careful out there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one "

smooth recovery

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one "

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

smooth recovery "

Cheers mate. You taught me all I know

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent

Is he bringing you cider?

PS why'd ya call me sis earlier? "

Sorry bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

smooth recovery "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm having one last nosey around then its sleep time. It's been great chatting, and I'll say hi if I come across any of you beautiful people again...you probably tell me to do one next time. Good night and enjoy your weekend x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent

Is he bringing you cider?

PS why'd ya call me sis earlier?

Sorry bruv "

I prefer sis to bruv, but I'm confused

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Right I'm having one last nosey around then its sleep time. It's been great chatting, and I'll say hi if I come across any of you beautiful people again...you probably tell me to do one next time. Good night and enjoy your weekend x"

You too, Good night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush "

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

smooth recovery Cheers mate. You taught me all I know "

just feel the force my young pada wan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly"

it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) "

this even

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even "

erm you sure about that

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do "

What wouldn't you do?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even "

Vara told me I have to and say thanks when I get a compliment instead of so .......

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do

What wouldn't you do?"

Good morning that would be telling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

Vara told me I have to and say thanks when I get a compliment instead of so .......

Thank you "

you are welcome xxx

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

Vara told me I have to and say thanks when I get a compliment instead of so .......

Thank you you are welcome xxx "

Mmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahh

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"The weekend is here, have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do

What wouldn't you do?

Good morning that would be telling x "

Well how will i know what not to do?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent

Is he bringing you cider?

PS why'd ya call me sis earlier?

Sorry bruv

I prefer sis to bruv, but I'm confused "

No need to be confused, mi duck I could call you sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

erm you sure about that "

He's nervous

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent

Is he bringing you cider?

PS why'd ya call me sis earlier?

Sorry bruv

I prefer sis to bruv, but I'm confused

No need to be confused, mi duck I could call you sweetheart "

Which ever you prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well gotta go. Have fun sexy asses. Oh and you too mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well gotta go. Have fun sexy asses. Oh and you too mate "

Cheers mate now sod off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

erm you sure about that

He's nervous "

Bless him

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

erm you sure about that

He's nervous

Bless him "

What eventhough he's a cheeky tw@?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well gotta go. Have fun sexy asses. Oh and you too mate "

Bye sexy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

erm you sure about that

He's nervous

Bless him "

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over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

erm you sure about that

He's nervous

Bless him

What eventhough he's a cheeky tw@? "

Yeah cos he's my mate

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

erm you sure about that

He's nervous

Bless him

What eventhough he's a cheeky tw@?

Yeah cos he's my mate "

Did you see the threesome thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

erm you sure about that

He's nervous

Bless him

What eventhough he's a cheeky tw@?

Yeah cos he's my mate

Did you see the threesome thread?"

what have I missed ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

erm you sure about that

He's nervous

Bless him

What eventhough he's a cheeky tw@?

Yeah cos he's my mate

Did you see the threesome thread?"

what have I missed ?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Is everyone just getting up or has nobody had any sleep yet like me!

Sleepless by the seaside here

You best come in land then I know of plenty of ways to help you sleep

You're so bloody far away though

and too old

Why do you say that?

I'm not in your age range

As you know I'm flexible

Oh yes I do

Plus you'll be at a perfect height! What to kiss your knees

Cheeky. No to get a proper semi-suffocating booby hug shit I would not get one of those. One of the misfortunes of been a proper sized man

Does that mean I'm not a proper sized woman? from what I can see them 2 are a lovely size

I mean cos of my height you are perfect my lush one

I wonder who he's talking to, can't be me, I'm not lush

It was me

Kidding......don't be silly it was both of you ( hey I'm getting good at the PP ) this even

erm you sure about that

He's nervous

Bless him

What eventhough he's a cheeky tw@?

Yeah cos he's my mate

Did you see the threesome thread?

what have I missed ?"

Read it and you'll see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Mornin

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Good Mornin "

Morning lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working tonight but haho some1 has to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got to actually do some work now have a good day all

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I'm working tonight but haho some1 has to "

Long shift or a nice short one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Mornin

Morning lovely"

good morning sweetie x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Good Mornin

Morning lovelygood morning sweetie x"

How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Mornin

Morning lovelygood morning sweetie x

How are you? x"

good thanks you ?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Good Mornin

Morning lovelygood morning sweetie x

How are you? x good thanks you ?"

Feeling a bit better thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up for work so urgggh,lovely pics by the way x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Up for work so urgggh,lovely pics by the way x"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Did you see the threesome thread?

what have I missed ?

Read it and you'll see"

Finally found it I got a couple of mentions

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"

Did you see the threesome thread?

what have I missed ?

Read it and you'll see

Finally found it I got a couple of mentions "

Yes you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I meant harrogate milf,yours are great too lol x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Sorry I meant harrogate milf,yours are great too lol x "

Oops

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent

Is he bringing you cider?

PS why'd ya call me sis earlier?

Sorry bruv

I prefer sis to bruv, but I'm confused

No need to be confused, mi duck I could call you sweetheart

Which ever you prefer "

I'll just call you sexy tits then

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent

Is he bringing you cider?

PS why'd ya call me sis earlier?

Sorry bruv

I prefer sis to bruv, but I'm confused

No need to be confused, mi duck I could call you sweetheart

Which ever you prefer

I'll just call you sexy tits then "

Cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I meant harrogate milf,yours are great too lol x

Oops "

thank you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent

Is he bringing you cider?

PS why'd ya call me sis earlier?

Sorry bruv

I prefer sis to bruv, but I'm confused

No need to be confused, mi duck I could call you sweetheart

Which ever you prefer

I'll just call you sexy tits then

Cool "

oh they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I meant harrogate milf,yours are great too lol x

Oops thank you lol"

Morning

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Excuse me I might be mistaken, but I always thought the morning thread didn't start until people had actually woken up

Have a fantastic Friday pp and everybody else

Unwanted guest still with you? Have a great day x

I've sent him to the shop, his presence is imminent

Is he bringing you cider?

PS why'd ya call me sis earlier?

Sorry bruv

I prefer sis to bruv, but I'm confused

No need to be confused, mi duck I could call you sweetheart

Which ever you prefer

I'll just call you sexy tits then

Cool

oh they are "

OOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning....and back to sleep :0)

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Morning pp. Morning all.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning pp. Morning all. "

Morning Lola

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning pp. Morning all. "

Good morning Lola xx

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Morning stretchy. pp

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Morning all - at train station getting train down to Gatwick to fit to Rome

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Morning all - at train station getting train down to Gatwick to fit to Rome "

Holiday or work?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Holiday - England are playing in San Marino tomorrow afternoon so flying to Rome today and getting train up tomorrow morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Holiday - England are playing in San Marino tomorrow afternoon so flying to Rome today and getting train up tomorrow morning "

Nice one

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Holiday - England are playing in San Marino tomorrow afternoon so flying to Rome today and getting train up tomorrow morning "

Cool have a good time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The end

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