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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Same shit different thread

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crap "

Charming

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Crap

Charming "

Always

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Crap

Charming "

Sorry I have tourettes occasionally

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Crap "

No just a wee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You lot are just sooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again "

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again "

If he's naughty we have to put him on a rollercoaster x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though "

Now I know your punishment if you're a bad boy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

If he's naughty we have to put him on a rollercoaster x"

They're fine I can do them ok

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

Now I know your punishment if you're a bad boy x"

Ohhh come on I wanted to try out my taser

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

If he's naughty we have to put him on a rollercoaster x

They're fine I can do them ok "

Yes but you revealed your other secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

Now I know your punishment if you're a bad boy x

Ohhh come on I wanted to try out my taser "

I've actually been hit by one of them and they fucking hurt...a LOT

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter. "

*gentle hugs* xx

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter. "

Hands a cold compress for your head

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hiya everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter. "

Hey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya everyone "

Good evening Ms. Pocket

You're up late tonight

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Hiya everyone "

Hiya LPP

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I'm tired

Can I sit on your lap and snuggle up Dan?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter. "

hi lovely we will speak softly then..how are the kitties? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tired

Can I sit on your lap and snuggle up Dan? "

If you don't mind watching San Andreas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though "

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter. "

Evening beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter.

hi lovely we will speak softly then..how are the kitties? xx"

Messy!! Weaning them now, the bigger boy is doing great with it, the smaller 3 are just gross and there is cat food everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya everyone "

Evening LPP

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Hey up "

Hello x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went "

Yup, shit.myself then too

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I'm tired

Can I sit on your lap and snuggle up Dan?

If you don't mind watching San Andreas "

I"ll snooze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up "

Your early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up "

Evening PP

What brings you up at this hour

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too "

chair lift it is then if you misbehave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey up "

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Hey up "

Oooooooo la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too "

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter.

hi lovely we will speak softly then..how are the kitties? xx

Messy!! Weaning them now, the bigger boy is doing great with it, the smaller 3 are just gross and there is cat food everywhere! "

Give them a stroke on the head from me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tired

Can I sit on your lap and snuggle up Dan?

If you don't mind watching San Andreas

I"ll snooze "

Ok

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter.

hi lovely we will speak softly then..how are the kitties? xx

Messy!! Weaning them now, the bigger boy is doing great with it, the smaller 3 are just gross and there is cat food everywhere! "

oh dear how long do they take to get the hang of it?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter.

hi lovely we will speak softly then..how are the kitties? xx

Messy!! Weaning them now, the bigger boy is doing great with it, the smaller 3 are just gross and there is cat food everywhere!

Give them a stroke on the head from me x "

*snort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well "

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely? "

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic "

Booby hug to calm down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oooooooo la la "

U did know you did French

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason "

hello you, come to say hello? x

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I'm tired

Can I sit on your lap and snuggle up Dan?

If you don't mind watching San Andreas

I"ll snooze

Ok "

This might not work I just found skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason "

Panic set in as I thought I'd nodded off and it was 4 already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic "

I cant even climb a ladder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

Booby hug to calm down?"

It seems a totally irrational fear but I always think the wire is going to break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason

Panic set in as I thought I'd nodded off and it was 4 already "

Nah you're safe for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tired

Can I sit on your lap and snuggle up Dan?

If you don't mind watching San Andreas

I"ll snooze

Ok

This might not work I just found skin "

Come again?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder "

Dan has a ladder you will like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. Lurking distantly. Thumping headache so keeping my distance from the noisy chatter.

hi lovely we will speak softly then..how are the kitties? xx

Messy!! Weaning them now, the bigger boy is doing great with it, the smaller 3 are just gross and there is cat food everywhere!

oh dear how long do they take to get the hang of it?"

The bigger boy took straight to it. I put food in he sat next to the bowl and started munching. Little 3 want bottle feeds so scream at me and run through the bowl. Going to take about a fortnight to get them eating without the mess! 4 weeks time they leave me to go up for adoption.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

Booby hug to calm down?

It seems a totally irrational fear but I always think the wire is going to break "

Just nuzzle into my boobs and you'll be ok x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder "

Its not the height that bothers me it's the fear of the cable breaking, especially after that Alton Towers accident.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason

Panic set in as I thought I'd nodded off and it was 4 already

Nah you're safe for now "

Just checked lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I'm tired

Can I sit on your lap and snuggle up Dan?

If you don't mind watching San Andreas

I"ll snooze

Ok

This might not work I just found skin

Come again? "

I think someone's feeling frisky so she won't sleep on your lap x

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Hey up

Oooooooo la la

U did know you did French "

Ich habe durst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason

hello you, come to say hello? x"

Hello Suzy I have indeed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oooooooo la la

U did know you did French

Ich habe durst "

Multi tongued

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I'm tired

Can I sit on your lap and snuggle up Dan?

If you don't mind watching San Andreas

I"ll snooze

Ok

This might not work I just found skin

Come again?

I think someone's feeling frisky so she won't sleep on your lap x"

Again? Ok you asked for it

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Hey up

Oooooooo la la

U did know you did French

Ich habe durst

Multi tongued "

*pokes tongue out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning x x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason

hello you, come to say hello? x

Hello Suzy I have indeed x "

i bloody love that pic of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Dan has a ladder you will like"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good morning x x "

Hi Lavinia

Up late or up way too early?

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oooooooo la la

U did know you did French

Ich habe durst

Multi tongued

*pokes tongue out"

Where are you thinking of sticking that young lady

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hello DP, Hello stretchy Yes I've been out with 6 girlie friends and need to the rush to subside before I can sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tired

Can I sit on your lap and snuggle up Dan?

If you don't mind watching San Andreas

I"ll snooze

Ok

This might not work I just found skin

Come again?

I think someone's feeling frisky so she won't sleep on your lap x

Again? Ok you asked for it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Its not the height that bothers me it's the fear of the cable breaking, especially after that Alton Towers accident."

Haha I was going there the day after that but they closed it so we went to Drayton Manor instead

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"

Good morning x x "

howdy x

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason

hello you, come to say hello? x

Hello Suzy I have indeed x

i bloody love that pic of yours"

Which one? His bum is soooo biteable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I invisible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Dan has a ladder you will like

"

Oi just noticed what you'd written

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Dan has a ladder you will like

"

Just make sure Bladey doesn't see it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason

hello you, come to say hello? x

Hello Suzy I have indeed x

i bloody love that pic of yours"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Its not the height that bothers me it's the fear of the cable breaking, especially after that Alton Towers accident.

Haha I was going there the day after that but they closed it so we went to Drayton Manor instead "

I've not been to Alton for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from a 'Recruitment drive'.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*checks in nonchalantly

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hey up

Oi oi PP

It's not that time yet surely?

No not yet but I've woken up early for some stupid effin reason

hello you, come to say hello? x

Hello Suzy I have indeed x

i bloody love that pic of yours

Which one? His bum is soooo biteable "

his avatar..its not my thing..must be something about it though, gets me every time i see it

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Dan has a ladder you will like

Oi just noticed what you'd written "

What?!?!?!?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"*checks in nonchalantly "

Alright Ace?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Hey up

Oooooooo la la

U did know you did French

Ich habe durst

Multi tongued

*pokes tongue out

Where are you thinking of sticking that young lady "

Wait and see

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Hiya everyone

Evening LPP"

Evening HnH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just in from a 'Recruitment drive'....."

Sounds interesting do tell...

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Just in from a 'Recruitment drive'....."

Was it successful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Dan has a ladder you will like

Oi just noticed what you'd written "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello DP, Hello stretchy Yes I've been out with 6 girlie friends and need to the rush to subside before I can sleep "

Good night had by all I take it

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Am I invisible "

Did someone say something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*checks in nonchalantly "

Good evening Ace

What you been up to tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just in from a 'Recruitment drive'.....

Was it successful? "

Oh yes! Very much so! x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Its not the height that bothers me it's the fear of the cable breaking, especially after that Alton Towers accident.

Haha I was going there the day after that but they closed it so we went to Drayton Manor instead

I've not been to Alton for years "

Nope me really wanted to that day and they bloody closed it

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Just in from a 'Recruitment drive'.....

Was it successful?

Oh yes! Very much so! x x"

I meant to say last night thanks for the compliment about my boobs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible "

Evening stranger! Sorry I'm mardy with a headache so being useless.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya everyone

Evening LPP

Evening HnH "

your not usually here this late are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Dan has a ladder you will like

Oi just noticed what you'd written

"

I'm going to hide that bloody pic

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Glad to hear you had a good time Dan

You scared yourself on the theme park again

Its the bloody chair lift I just freak out (internally I might add) can handle the roller coasters ok though

I'm sure you said something about that last time you went

Yup, shit.myself then too

I must admit I love roller coaster but things like chair lift freak me out a little as well

It just looks so fragile and it goes up bloody high and your feet are just dangling....must...stay....calm...don't....panic

I cant even climb a ladder

Its not the height that bothers me it's the fear of the cable breaking, especially after that Alton Towers accident.

Haha I was going there the day after that but they closed it so we went to Drayton Manor instead

I've not been to Alton for years

Nope me really wanted to that day and they bloody closed it "

Theme parks aren't my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Did someone say something? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problem at all! Gorgeous!! x x

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Hello DP, Hello stretchy Yes I've been out with 6 girlie friends and need to the rush to subside before I can sleep

Good night had by all I take it "

Very (see the big Cheshire cat smile)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Evening stranger! Sorry I'm mardy with a headache so being useless.xxx"

Evening lovely I've been awol and behaving at night back on nights now though

How's the kittys?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Hello DP, Hello stretchy Yes I've been out with 6 girlie friends and need to the rush to subside before I can sleep

Good night had by all I take it

Very (see the big Cheshire cat smile) "

What did you all get up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible "

Well hello there xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello DP, Hello stretchy Yes I've been out with 6 girlie friends and need to the rush to subside before I can sleep

Good night had by all I take it

Very (see the big Cheshire cat smile) "

Love a good night out let my hair down a bit

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I'm off.... Toooooo many people watching now. Laters my lovelies

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Hello DP, Hello stretchy Yes I've been out with 6 girlie friends and need to the rush to subside before I can sleep

Good night had by all I take it

Very (see the big Cheshire cat smile)

Love a good night out let my hair down a bit "

You go wild once you've let it down lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm off.... Toooooo many people watching now. Laters my lovelies "

Oh Nighty night filthy dreams x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up

Oooooooo la la

U did know you did French

Ich habe durst

Multi tongued

*pokes tongue out

Where are you thinking of sticking that young lady

Wait and see "

I hate surprises

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"I'm off.... Toooooo many people watching now. Laters my lovelies "

Laters x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx "

I spoke to you way way ^ there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off.... Toooooo many people watching now. Laters my lovelies "

Awwwww and I've just come as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there "

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm off.... Toooooo many people watching now. Laters my lovelies

Awwwww and I've just come as well "

so soon.???..chuckles x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm off.... Toooooo many people watching now. Laters my lovelies "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads "

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to find pain killers before I can't see straight at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off.... Toooooo many people watching now. Laters my lovelies

Awwwww and I've just come as well

so soon.???..chuckles x "

Metaphorically speaking that is

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Off to find pain killers before I can't see straight at all. "

I hope your headache goes soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early "

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier "

Boob hug to cheer you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to find pain killers before I can't see straight at all. "

hope it gets better x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm off.... Toooooo many people watching now. Laters my lovelies

Awwwww and I've just come as well

so soon.???..chuckles x

Metaphorically speaking that is "

sorry couldnt resist xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier "

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you "

And an offer of a booby hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

Boob hug to cheer you up? "

Now I'm smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug"

Did i offer 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats better I'm on the big one now

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

It may be safe to go back to sleep now,night night..

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1 "

No I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1 "

No you didn't pffft

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"It may be safe to go back to sleep now,night night..

"

Night night sweet dreams

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*checks in nonchalantly

Alright Ace?"

Yeah cool sis, just trying to get rid of unwanted company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft "

My boobs aren't made for hugging

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"*checks in nonchalantly

Alright Ace?

Yeah cool sis, just trying to get rid of unwanted company "

That's not good. Can we help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging "

Oh they are don't you worry about theat

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hi ace sweet xx

night night those who are going to bed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi ace sweet xx

night night those who are going to bed xx"

I've just got up

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

Oh they are don't you worry about theat "

I'm sure they're very huggable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi ace sweet xx

night night those who are going to bed xx

I've just got up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

Oh they are don't you worry about theat "

Nope I don't like them, never have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

Oh they are don't you worry about theat

I'm sure they're very huggable "

Think I may need to do the hug test

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND

Been trying to sleep for 3 hours... No joy so fuck it I'm up now lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

Oh they are don't you worry about theat

I'm sure they're very huggable

Think I may need to do the hug test "

Yes you might have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats better I'm on the big one now "

well that joke fell flat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It may be safe to go back to sleep now,night night..

"

Nighty night filthy dreams x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Been trying to sleep for 3 hours... No joy so fuck it I'm up now lol "

That's awful, poor you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been trying to sleep for 3 hours... No joy so fuck it I'm up now lol "

I know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging "

What are they made for?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"Thats better I'm on the big one now

well that joke fell flat "

Didn't know what you meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

Oh they are don't you worry about theat

I'm sure they're very huggable

Think I may need to do the hug test

Yes you might have to "

Oh I think so too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been trying to sleep for 3 hours... No joy so fuck it I'm up now lol "

Good evening Ms. Feisty and welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats better I'm on the big one now

well that joke fell flat "

I didnt get it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*checks in nonchalantly

Alright Ace?

Yeah cool sis, just trying to get rid of unwanted company

That's not good. Can we help?"

I doubt it, he keeps wanting to put porn on ma pc and although he's come out to me as bisexual to me on Tuesday night, I'm not horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats better I'm on the big one now

well that joke fell flat

I didnt get it "

I know you haven't yet

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND

What annoys me as I'm normally here most nights around this time but was trying to be good with a early night.... See my mind knew something was up, I should be on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

What are they made for? "

Nothing.........I don't like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats better I'm on the big one now

well that joke fell flat

I didnt get it

I know you haven't yet "

Are you being naughty PP

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford


"*checks in nonchalantly

Alright Ace?

Yeah cool sis, just trying to get rid of unwanted company

That's not good. Can we help?

I doubt it, he keeps wanting to put porn on ma pc and although he's come out to me as bisexual to me on Tuesday night, I'm not horny "

He sounds like a bit of a cheeky git. Just be honest and say you're not in the mood?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"hi ace sweet xx

night night those who are going to bed xx

I've just got up "

hehe i could make another wise crack here but ill restrain myself as you didnt think the other one very funny

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over a year ago


"What annoys me as I'm normally here most nights around this time but was trying to be good with a early night.... See my mind knew something was up, I should be on here lol "

You're always welcome here

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over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

What are they made for?

Nothing.........I don't like them "

Oh noes poor boobies

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND


"What annoys me as I'm normally here most nights around this time but was trying to be good with a early night.... See my mind knew something was up, I should be on here lol

You're always welcome here "

Awww thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

What are they made for?

Nothing.........I don't like them

Oh noes poor boobies "

Yup

I asked for a reduction and they said they would do it if I lost 2 stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi ace sweet xx

night night those who are going to bed xx

I've just got up

hehe i could make another wise crack here but ill restrain myself as you didnt think the other one very funny "

it was funny, made me chuckle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi ace sweet xx

night night those who are going to bed xx

I've just got up "

Again? You only just came!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

What are they made for?

Nothing.........I don't like them

Oh noes poor boobies

Yup

I asked for a reduction and they said they would do it if I lost 2 stone "

Why you're just perfect the way you are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi ace sweet xx

night night those who are going to bed xx

I've just got up

Again? You only just came! "

oh I'm a stayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

What are they made for?

Nothing.........I don't like them

Oh noes poor boobies

Yup

I asked for a reduction and they said they would do it if I lost 2 stone

Why you're just perfect the way you are x"

I honestly don't like them, haven't for a long time, would love them smaller but can't justify private costs and can't lose 2 stone either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi ace sweet xx

night night those who are going to bed xx

I've just got up

Again? You only just came!

oh I'm a stayer "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

What are they made for?

Nothing.........I don't like them

Oh noes poor boobies

Yup

I asked for a reduction and they said they would do it if I lost 2 stone

Why you're just perfect the way you are x

I honestly don't like them, haven't for a long time, would love them smaller but can't justify private costs and can't lose 2 stone either "

You would disappear! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What annoys me as I'm normally here most nights around this time but was trying to be good with a early night.... See my mind knew something was up, I should be on here lol

You're always welcome here

Awww thank you x "

We're a friendly bunch feel free to drop by anytime and join in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

What are they made for?

Nothing.........I don't like them

Oh noes poor boobies

Yup

I asked for a reduction and they said they would do it if I lost 2 stone "

Cheeky bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible

Well hello there xxx

I spoke to you way way ^ there

I'm getting old and can't keep up with fast paced threads

Pfft any excuse

How have you been?

How come your up so early

Went to bed early cos I was knackered so much for the extra hour, only extra hour I be got is up an hour earlier

And you get to spend it with us

Lucky you

And an offer of a booby hug

Did i offer 1

No you didn't pffft

My boobs aren't made for hugging

What are they made for?

Nothing.........I don't like them

Oh noes poor boobies

Yup

I asked for a reduction and they said they would do it if I lost 2 stone

Why you're just perfect the way you are x

I honestly don't like them, haven't for a long time, would love them smaller but can't justify private costs and can't lose 2 stone either

You would disappear! ! "

Awwww thanx, not true though haha

I'm heavier than I look which bumps my bmi to high so they won't do it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Fucking hell where is everybody

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