FabSwingers.com forum: They say what they are but aren't.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Things people say they are but aren't.

Add to list.

1. Single

2. Married with permission

3. Can accommodate

4....

See how far we get.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"VWE

This!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under 40 yrs old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Non judgmental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the most obvious one, straight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Genuine"

Yep!

Honest I'm a woman..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Openminded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nsa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non judgmental "

Winner!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Open minded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

human.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Normal

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Professional

Intelligent

Attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy"

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repeaters

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Drama free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repeaters "

Can you say that again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up for anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Professional

Intelligent

Attractive

Damn I'm only missing 'attractive' from that.

* thinks .. I'll have to do a re-write..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hanging to the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repeaters

Can you say that again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will love you forever !!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"A couple"

Ah, has she been called into work at the last minute again?

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Laid back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handsome"

Swingers

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Handsome

Swingers

Jackpot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things people say they are but aren't.

Add to list.

1. Single

2. Married with permission

3. Can accommodate

4....

See how far we get."

Genuine/handsome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""A couple"

Ah, has she been called into work at the last minute again?

Mr ddc"

god me and the wife have had that done at least 10 times. So obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up for round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot,sexy,attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up for round 2

They fall asleep on you too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""A couple"

Ah, has she been called into work at the last minute again?

Mr ddc

god me and the wife have had that done at least 10 times. So obvious. "

Hey Sweep,is her name Sue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non judgemental

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Up for round 2

Round 1 would be nice.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Female

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Straight...but orally bi.

Mutually exclusive I am afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressed in a suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up for round 2

They fall asleep on you too!!"
yup lazy arses

brag brag brag i can go all night.... an hour would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on their way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""A couple"

Ah, has she been called into work at the last minute again?

Mr ddc

god me and the wife have had that done at least 10 times. So obvious.

Hey Sweep,is her name Sue?

Mostly sue but also Jenny, Helen (seems a favourite) and also had a jenavive. (Spelling?) that one was funny.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can breathe through their ears.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Honest

Not a time waster

One of the good guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/09/15 23:25:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love giving oral (men saying it).

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up for a little pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not after fucking the whole site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good here ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Discrete/discreet/discreate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adventurous

Reliable

Sharply Dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things people say they are but aren't.

Add to list.

1. Single

2. Married with permission

3. Can accommodate

4....

See how far we get."

5 A bi woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Up for round 2

They fall asleep on you too!! yup lazy arses

brag brag brag i can go all night.... an hour would be good

An hour. Is that all.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Discrete/discreet/discreate"

Beat me to it...! Grrr

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Sharply Dressed

Called Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best fucking fuck in the universe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a hooker

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Thick (well, that may be true...

)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Reliable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non smokers!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

[Removed by poster at 03/09/15 23:43:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can hold a conversation...

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"racist! "

Not racist!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not pushy

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Gym fit

Rugby player build. (maybe, before you stopped playing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handsome

Swingers

Why have you quoted my post?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Separated

Honest

Nsa (t's and c's apply)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Up for anything."

Then they list several exceptions.

Another - my pleasure is only your pleasure. Till their cock doesn't get sucked etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non clingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up for anything.

Then they list several exceptions.

Another - my pleasure is only your pleasure. Till their cock doesn't get sucked etc."

haha, so true.

Also, i've never cum in a females mouth yet/before.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Easy going, fun and polite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic"

You miss have just won the internet! (Or at least the Fab section

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non clingy"

^ This, and then you end up with 4 or 5 unread messages from them at a time!

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Single

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Muscular - they get caught out when they share pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up for round 2

They fall asleep on you too!! yup lazy arses

brag brag brag i can go all night.... an hour would be good

An hour. Is that all.

That would be an improvement on some not all lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Gentlemen

Considerate

Polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non clingy

^ This, and then you end up with 4 or 5 unread messages from them at a time! "

Before youve even met!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking to fuck the whole site"

"Prefers giving pleasure than receiving"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can lick a pussy all night

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By *ummersun99Woman
over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

"Gentlemen

Considerate

Polite"

This

Don't they realise they'd be in a whole other level of kinky sex heaven if they had a little more patience, manners and finesse? I don't get it! :D

Other ones-

Up for regular meets

Reliable

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Gentlemen

Considerate

Polite

This

Don't they realise they'd be in a whole other level of kinky sex heaven if they had a little more patience, manners and finesse? I don't get it! :D

Other ones-

Up for regular meets

Reliable

Some of them mean they are considerate and polite when they want something.

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By *ummersun99Woman
over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

"Gentlemen

Considerate

Polite

This

Don't they realise they'd be in a whole other level of kinky sex heaven if they had a little more patience, manners and finesse? I don't get it! :D

Other ones-

Up for regular meets

Reliable

Some of them mean they are considerate and polite when they want something.

Really? I just get lots of 'I would love to XYZ you'

And then when I say no sorry, I'm looking to chat to people who are as stated on my profile/up for ABC like me - suddenly it's oh yes I am, honest! Despite what I just said/did...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Gentlemen

Considerate

Polite

This

Don't they realise they'd be in a whole other level of kinky sex heaven if they had a little more patience, manners and finesse? I don't get it! :D

Other ones-

Up for regular meets

Reliable

Some of them mean they are considerate and polite when they want something.

Really? I just get lots of 'I would love to XYZ you'

And then when I say no sorry, I'm looking to chat to people who are as stated on my profile/up for ABC like me - suddenly it's oh yes I am, honest! Despite what I just said/did...

Oh yes, some guys are charm personified when they want something. But only when they want something.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Gentlemen

Considerate

Polite

This

Don't they realise they'd be in a whole other level of kinky sex heaven if they had a little more patience, manners and finesse? I don't get it! :D

Other ones-

Up for regular meets

Reliable

Some of them mean they are considerate and polite when they want something.

Really? I just get lots of 'I would love to XYZ you'

And then when I say no sorry, I'm looking to chat to people who are as stated on my profile/up for ABC like me - suddenly it's oh yes I am, honest! Despite what I just said/did...

Oh yes, some guys are charm personified when they want something. But only when they want something."

They're happy to be total arseholes the rest of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non clingy

^ This, and then you end up with 4 or 5 unread messages from them at a time!

Before youve even met!"

Haha so true!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Up for anything.

Then they list several exceptions.

Another - my pleasure is only your pleasure. Till their cock doesn't get sucked etc.

haha, so true.

Also, i've never cum in a females mouth yet/before."

I've never ever had bareback sex........said the man with two children!!

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