FabSwingers.com forum: I'll confess, will you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck off!

I'm not that rude

Maybe I should be

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm ok for the moment, but thanks anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Best offer I have had all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah go on then ill take a verbal pounding do your worst

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

You sound like a nasty boxer to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

You sound like a nasty boxer to me

I don't eat ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah go on then ill take a verbal pounding do your worst

Ok here goes: I do apologise but you're too young for me.

You want more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah go for it

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By *bacusMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

Great cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try me..

Oh hang on..yeah, I meant try me. Literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

There there sweetie, must be your hormones.

(I am "patronising and arrogant", apparently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then, I'll have some

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By *oc-robMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try me..

Oh hang on..yeah, I meant try me. Literally

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How can I be rude to you when I answer your messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Best offer I have had all week

I couldn't possibly be rude to a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah go for it"

Don't ever be a naked chef when in charge of the sausages on the bbq

Now for the putdown: I do apologise but I like a tall fella.

You want more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah go for it

Don't ever be a naked chef when in charge of the sausages on the bbq

Now for the putdown: I do apologise but I like a tall fella.

You want more?

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crack on lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great cleavage

Great glasses but get rid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

There there sweetie, must be your hormones.

(I am "patronising and arrogant", apparently)

Ooooh you're tall... I'm well jel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How rude, exactly.....?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oyyyyyyy where are more confessions? Cannot be just myself and Miss Tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

There there sweetie, must be your hormones.

(I am "patronising and arrogant", apparently)

Ooooh you're tall... I'm well jel

But theres so many fit shorter men- you have more options

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh go on then, I'll have some

Another lady... I couldn't possibly just delete you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op but I think your being to kind ..... Really go for it girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me your worst then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How rude, exactly.....?!"

I don't respond to unsolicited emails pretty often.

I'm thankful we don't have hanging anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

There there sweetie, must be your hormones.

(I am "patronising and arrogant", apparently)

Ooooh you're tall... I'm well jel

But theres so many fit shorter men- you have more options

I prefer them your height and above lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry op but I think your being to kind ..... Really go for it girl

Ok...

Fags arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry op but I think your being to kind ..... Really go for it girl

Ok...

Fags arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me your worst then lol"

Oh dear another wee bairn. Apologies but I need a grown up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok i confess ive blocked people for being boring...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry op but I think your being to kind ..... Really go for it girl

Ok...

Fags arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ouch

Awww don't be sad, I haven't been personal... Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me your worst then lol

Oh dear another wee bairn. Apologies but I need a grown up

Hahaha that's your loss then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How rude, exactly.....?!

I don't respond to unsolicited emails pretty often.

I'm thankful we don't have hanging anymore

Ah that's not too bad, you may wanna up your game!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok i confess ive blocked people for being boring...

Have you blocked anyone for being whiny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I lead guys on for shits and giggles

They should read my profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok i confess ive blocked people for being boring...

Have you blocked anyone for being whiny?"

Yes probably that too lol

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By *oc-robMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

Call that a put down Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I'll take it on one of my chins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry op but I think your being to kind ..... Really go for it girl

Ok...

Fags arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ouch

Awww don't be sad, I haven't been personal... Yet

You got a lovely red bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How rude, exactly.....?!

I don't respond to unsolicited emails pretty often.

I'm thankful we don't have hanging anymore

Ah that's not too bad, you may wanna up your game!"

I'm trying to live up to others' expectations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then I'll take it on one of my chins

Oooh I dare not meddle in married chins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

Call that a put down Miss

No, but someone might

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry op but I think your being to kind ..... Really go for it girl

Ok...

Fags arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ouch

Awww don't be sad, I haven't been personal... Yet

You got a lovely red bum

That's where I like real rudeness lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then I'll take it on one of my chins

Oooh I dare not meddle in married chins

I'll get my coat as its a little frosty in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go for it."

Form an orderly queue.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry op but I think your being to kind ..... Really go for it girl

Ok...

Fags arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ouch

Awww don't be sad, I haven't been personal... Yet

You got a lovely red bum

That's where I like real rudeness lol"

I'll kiss it better xxxxxxx

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By *oc-robMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

Call that a put down Miss

No, but someone might

I can see you need to learn how to follow Drs orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

Call that a put down Miss

No, but someone might

Surely you're the one who's down if you're dahn sahth

On another note, I'm more of a dick than my penis apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow this is truly tepid ....

I almost couldn't be bothered to read this weak thread from the op who seems to like the thought , but can't walk the walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be bothered. (I'm lazy and apathetic).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go for it."

Unhide Mr Lib or I'll pout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be bothered. (I'm lazy and apathetic)."

Would any grammar police like to correct my mistake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah go on then ill take a verbal pounding do your worst

Ok here goes: I do apologise but you're too young for me.

You want more? I think ma'am you need to rethink rudeness that's just being honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go for it."

Your body hair looks like Hitler's face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow this is truly tepid ....

I almost couldn't be bothered to read this weak thread from the op who seems to like the thought , but can't walk the walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

Call that a put down Miss

No, but someone might

I can see you need to learn how to follow Drs orders

Only if the Dr is wise and has letters after his name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

Call that a put down Miss

No, but someone might

Surely you're the one who's down if you're dahn sahth

On another note, I'm more of a dick than my penis apparently"

Self-deprecating saves me a job

Oh and I'm often down on my knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow this is truly tepid ....

I almost couldn't be bothered to read this weak thread from the op who seems to like the thought , but can't walk the walk

It's tepid cos it's proving a point

I'd get put on the naughty step if I was to let the minx out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah go on then ill take a verbal pounding do your worst

Ok here goes: I do apologise but you're too young for me.

You want more? I think ma'am you need to rethink rudeness that's just being honest

You mean not a put down? Funny enough the honesty quote is something I mentioned to someone earlier, but hush-a-ma-mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go for it.

Your body hair looks like Hitler's face."

Yay someone else is joining in. Welcome girleeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go for it.

Your body hair looks like Hitler's face."

I manscaped it that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

Call that a put down Miss

No, but someone might

Surely you're the one who's down if you're dahn sahth

On another note, I'm more of a dick than my penis apparently

Self-deprecating saves me a job

Oh and I'm often down on my knees

Well, seeing as how I mentioned my penis and you mentioned being on your knees,I have a favour to ask you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

Call that a put down Miss

No, but someone might

Surely you're the one who's down if you're dahn sahth

On another note, I'm more of a dick than my penis apparently

Self-deprecating saves me a job

Oh and I'm often down on my knees

Well, seeing as how I mentioned my penis and you mentioned being on your knees,I have a favour to ask you

Methinks you're in the wee bairn brigade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then

And another...

Awww my apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go for it.

Your body hair looks like Hitler's face.

I manscaped it that way."

I never thought Hitler's face would turn me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

Go for it

Apologies but you're a bit far ooop north for a sarf lass like me.

Call that a put down Miss

No, but someone might

Surely you're the one who's down if you're dahn sahth

On another note, I'm more of a dick than my penis apparently

Self-deprecating saves me a job

Oh and I'm often down on my knees

Well, seeing as how I mentioned my penis and you mentioned being on your knees,I have a favour to ask you

Methinks you're in the wee bairn brigade

I was once told "you're only as old as the woman you feel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go for it.

Your body hair looks like Hitler's face.

I manscaped it that way.

I never thought Hitler's face would turn me on

pmsl

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

You sound like a nasty boxer to me

I don't eat ears

You don't spell arse like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

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yes have you got any tiramisu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack me round the chops with it missy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

You sound like a nasty boxer to me

I don't eat ears

You don't spell arse like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rude and put people down.

Who wants some?

yes have you got any tiramisu?

You've missed the Battenburg.

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