FabSwingers.com forum: Chat ups on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the worse chat up line you have had on here? Mine today was I'm in a hotel near you come over if you fancy a fuck, if not want phone sex?? Told him where to go and to phone a sex line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quote "great tits,is hubby in?"

He was...she wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get chatted up

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"quote "great tits,is hubby in?"

He was...she wasn't

brilliant

i once got asked if someone cold fuck my fat rolls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't blame them though you do have a gorgeous pair darling xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck your fat rolls WTF did they expect you to say yes!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm passing your way in half an hour - fancy a quicky???

and

want me to help get your mattress wet?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Fuck your fat rolls WTF did they expect you to say yes!! "

apparently so - think they though i would like the fact that they like my flab lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you are kinda gay, but I can lick pussy too, and then I have a cock you could enjoy"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a fat cock for a fat cow!

All I could do not to invite him round there and then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a fat cock for a fat cow!

All I could do not to invite him round there and then!

can i have that one?

sometimes i like to get tra to attack me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey !u do anal dollllllllll?b honest now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey !u do anal dollllllllll?b honest now"

I'm still waiting on a reply, do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a fat cock for a fat cow!

All I could do not to invite him round there and then!

can i have that one?

sometimes i like to get tra to attack me

Hmmmmm...you like pain?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I know you are kinda gay, but I can lick pussy too, and then I have a cock you could enjoy"!"

omg men just dont get it do they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I know you are kinda gay, but I can lick pussy too, and then I have a cock you could enjoy"!

omg men just dont get it do they "

Nope lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a fat cock for a fat cow!

All I could do not to invite him round there and then!

can i have that one?

sometimes i like to get tra to attack me

Hmmmmm...you like pain?!!

only in context

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think mine was

'are you free tonight or will i have to pay for it'

blocked him

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Thanks everyone. Some new ones to add to my repertoire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My guy gets fed up with guys message saying Feebs is that you, even though they know its a couples profile - its so rude when they make it so obvious they dont want to talk to him.

So the other day we had a message from a guy saying - do you ever play alone. My guy couldnt help himself and said yeah i do, strangely when the single guy realised it wasnt me he was talking to, we didnt hear from him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had one... I'm quite disappointed as I'd love to concoct a witty biting retort. Only nice or inert men seem to contact me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our best ones are the hi babe messages, were a could ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we got a really nice one. quite long,well set out and some lovely facial pix.local too and could accomodate.

we deleted it

obviously a hoax

calm down I'm joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we got a really nice one. quite long,well set out and some lovely facial pix.local too and could accomodate.

we deleted it

obviously a hoax

calm down I'm joking

see, it's comments like this in these forums that really get my chuckle bag going.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well we all need a laugh from time to time xxx

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

Oh my god!! somehwow don;t feel as bad now by never getting chatted up xxxx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a guy...

a guy asked if I would fuck him and make him scream.

I said yes... I would would shag his arse and push his face in a blender at the same time.

never appeared

actually, I just made that up..... but felt left out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we had one asking us to pop over for 30 mins lmao as iffffffffff!!!!!!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

u 2 free the morra.

we just wont get a better message.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Been asked six times already,

How big is it!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

" Been asked six times already,

How big is it!

how big is it ?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best to date...'could you use £100'? delete and block lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The best I had last week was " hi sexy, my big cock is gonna damage your ass"

How could I refuse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awright?

What am I supposed to reply to there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awright?

What am I supposed to reply to there?

naw haffleft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked this weekend if I'd like to meet with two sexy guys, last minute meet... my reply was sorry, have my son and his friend here....

Guys said no worries we can drive to you and you can nip out for ten minutes for some car fun with us.

I thought what, 10 mins. blow-and-go????

I preferred the company of the two 12 yr old boys with me, they seemed the more mature option at that moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked this weekend if I'd like to meet with two sexy guys, last minute meet... my reply was sorry, have my son and his friend here....

Guys said no worries we can drive to you and you can nip out for ten minutes for some car fun with us.

I thought what, 10 mins. blow-and-go????

I preferred the company of the two 12 yr old boys with me, they seemed the more mature option at that moment.

isnt it too cold to have car fun up there at the moment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They only fun I have in cars is torturing the kids by singing along loudly and very badly to my cd's.

Just think of the fun those guys missed out on, my teeth chattering on the end of their cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best 1 I've had is do you fancy coming over wife wants an extra cock this was at 6 in the morning I think not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's way too early, on a Sunday too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's way too early, on a Sunday too!"
how did you know it was a sunday lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ha ha I am a witch lol ;0

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