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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a couple come out and shout about us spreading the muck.

Don't live in the countryside if you can't stand the farms.

People's views below

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I live in a town surrounded by countryside, but my grandparents lived on a farm, grew up with all the lovely smells of the countryside apart from sylidge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you're not firing it over the hedge into their garden

The smell settles down quickly enough, especially in this wet weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People will complain about anything

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'd go and spread a second layer just to puss them off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

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We actually are as it's chicken shit

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'd go and spread a second layer just to puss them off."

Haha, yeah!! If you don't like the smell of muck, go live in a town....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

We actually are as it's chicken shit "

#

Mind you that is foul.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This does make me laugh. When someone who doesn't know the area, then complains when they find something they don't like.

Ok it is not pleasant, but sadly it does make the crops grow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a couple come out and shout about us spreading the muck.

Don't live in the countryside if you can't stand the farms.

People's views below "

I grew up in the countryside and still live in a semi-rural village. I find the smell comforting in a funny kind of way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't go much on the smell... but its part of living in the country I just don't leave my windows open during the times it goes on, came home to find my house smelling like Shreks swamp once.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Detecting different animals by the smell of their shit is just one of the many wonderful pastimes available to people who live in the country.

Ahh!

You can smell... horse today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you, there's sometimes too much muck spreading in here

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

my view is you should be a lot more humble considering the subsidies you get, the inconvenience and mence farmers cause.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my view is you should be a lot more humble considering the subsidies you get, the inconvenience and mence farmers cause. "

I am a agricultural contractor we get no subsidies and with out the subsidies you wouldn't have British produced food

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"my view is you should be a lot more humble considering the subsidies you get, the inconvenience and mence farmers cause.

I am a agricultural contractor we get no subsidies and with out the subsidies you wouldn't have British produced food"

there's no subsidies paid to that farm?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Detecting different animals by the smell of their shit is just one of the many wonderful pastimes available to people who live in the country.

Ahh!

You can smell... horse today... "

hahahaha

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

We actually are as it's chicken shit #

Mind you that is foul..... "

See what you did there!

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

We actually are as it's chicken shit #

Mind you that is foul..... "

Yeah... that stuff is meant to smell the worst of the lot

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Detecting different animals by the smell of their shit is just one of the many wonderful pastimes available to people who live in the country.

Ahh!

You can smell... horse today... "

I can tell which

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

We actually are as it's chicken shit #

Mind you that is foul.....

See what you did there! "

Haha, glad someone did

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

We actually are as it's chicken shit #

Mind you that is foul.....

Yeah... that stuff is meant to smell the worst of the lot "

Nah pig shits the worst. We used to have a pig farm a couple of miles away and on a summers day they didn't need to be spreading it for you to smell it if the wind was in the right direction.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"my view is you should be a lot more humble considering the subsidies you get, the inconvenience and mence farmers cause.

I am a agricultural contractor we get no subsidies and with out the subsidies you wouldn't have British produced food"

And some are calling for us to leave the EU.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

We actually are as it's chicken shit #

Mind you that is foul.....

Yeah... that stuff is meant to smell the worst of the lot

Nah pig shits the worst. We used to have a pig farm a couple of miles away and on a summers day they didn't need to be spreading it for you to smell it if the wind was in the right direction."

Pig muck is a sweet smell; chicken shit is rank .

It's smelling very rural here today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ricky999 you email me saying this is because you got caught lying please explain why you email me then block me so I can't respond ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you at least " hurry the f*ck up" with your tractor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

We actually are as it's chicken shit #

Mind you that is foul.....

Yeah... that stuff is meant to smell the worst of the lot

Nah pig shits the worst. We used to have a pig farm a couple of miles away and on a summers day they didn't need to be spreading it for you to smell it if the wind was in the right direction.

Pig muck is a sweet smell; chicken shit is rank .

It's smelling very rural here today "

Sheep shit and Cow shit are pretty decent smells. I wouldn't wear them as aftershave but they don't offend my nose on midsummer night stroll. Chicken shit is an acquired taste.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Sheep Pig and Cow shit don,t smell as bad as Man united

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a town but that don't stop the shit spreading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst animal shit is better than baby shit. Especially when it's been cooked in a nappy for a nice period. Eugh.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"I don't go much on the smell... but its part of living in the country I just don't leave my windows open during the times it goes on, came home to find my house smelling like Shreks swamp once. "

But then you openeed the window?

(Sorry, Im not serious obviously)

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

We actually are as it's chicken shit #

Mind you that is foul.....

Yeah... that stuff is meant to smell the worst of the lot

Nah pig shits the worst. We used to have a pig farm a couple of miles away and on a summers day they didn't need to be spreading it for you to smell it if the wind was in the right direction.

Pig muck is a sweet smell; chicken shit is rank .

It's smelling very rural here today

Sheep shit and Cow shit are pretty decent smells. I wouldn't wear them as aftershave but they don't offend my nose on midsummer night stroll. Chicken shit is an acquired taste. "

You forgot PIG SHIT!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"my view is you should be a lot more humble considering the subsidies you get, the inconvenience and mence farmers cause.

I am a agricultural contractor we get no subsidies and with out the subsidies you wouldn't have British produced food"

Well thats an entirely different can of worms isn't it?

I produce british food and claim not a single penny in subsidies, thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grew up in a village, smell of the silage was a common occurrence lol. Oh and getting stuck behind cows and sheep as the farmers moved them from field to field down the country lanes. Doesn't happen up here these days

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Of course you are complying with the DEFRA Code of Good Agricultural Practice aren't you?

We actually are as it's chicken shit #

Mind you that is foul..... "

Not as bad as an over-ripe slurry lagoon!! And yes, I`m a born and bred country lad but when people in the town over 2 miles away complain and the cat won`t go outside ....... !

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