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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As the famous song goes!!

This time I'm here to stay so get your dancing shoes on put you best Chinos on, put a bit of gel in your hair and let's get dancing!

It's all about snail racing, drinking Tizer and eating space raiders in my crazy little galaxy that I'm currently residing!

If you don't like it pass me by! Only crazy whacky individuals are invited to this cosmopolitan dream!!

Anyone for a cola bottle??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have you got any fried eggs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got any fried eggs?

"

I can probably do you a boiled one?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have you got any fried eggs?

I can probably do you a boiled one? "

With cream crackers? I'm in.

May I call my snail Cedric?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(watches expectantly as the moderators circle overhead)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got any fried eggs?

I can probably do you a boiled one?

With cream crackers? I'm in.

May I call my snail Cedric?

"

Dry cream crackers yes!

No you can't as we already have a Cedric and we don't want to confuse him back into his she'll do we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah count me in ive got some sherbet flying saucers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(watches expectantly as the moderators circle overhead)"

Shotgun loaded with finger in trigger !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah count me in ive got some sherbet flying saucers"

Oh my god get your groovy arse on this party train now!!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

I'd love a cola bottle or three x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have you got any fried eggs?

I can probably do you a boiled one?

With cream crackers? I'm in.

May I call my snail Cedric?

Dry cream crackers yes!

No you can't as we already have a Cedric and we don't want to confuse him back into his she'll do we "

Have you got a Godfrey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love a cola bottle or three x"

Then reach out your delightful hand into the bowl of love and take those 3 cola bottles you so richly deserve!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you got any fried eggs?

I can probably do you a boiled one?

With cream crackers? I'm in.

May I call my snail Cedric?

Dry cream crackers yes!

No you can't as we already have a Cedric and we don't want to confuse him back into his she'll do we

Have you got a Godfrey?

"

We don't , let's welcome Godfrey into our lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you do that always angers the mods? I always seem to miss it....

Enjoy your time here while it lasts

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you do that always angers the mods? I always seem to miss it....

Enjoy your time here while it lasts

-Courtney"

My fellow earthling one cannot talk about such events, instead pull up a chair and join me in a glass of sunny delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my snail to be called Baldrick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want my snail to be called Baldrick."

Then Baldrick shall enter the field of play!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these snails are men! I'd like one called Vera, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All these snails are men! I'd like one called Vera, please?"

Please bring Vera into the mix, we have no discretion against gender in this flowery sugar coated world we live in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent! Although I think snails are all hermaphrodites.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a cosmopolitan- they were mentioned with an umberella and freeze dried strawberry dust please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excellent! Although I think snails are all hermaphrodites....."

Do not get personal about are house carrying friends please, otherwise you will be evicted from the party of pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And a cosmopolitan- they were mentioned with an umberella and freeze dried strawberry dust please "

Consider it done my fellow rainbow chaser x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP are you high rn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excellent! Although I think snails are all hermaphrodites.....

Do not get personal about are house carrying friends please, otherwise you will be evicted from the party of pleasure "

Party of pleasure? I haven't even been given any refreshments yet!

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Your galaxy sounds fun, my racing snail ran off, will a packet of Dib Dab get me entry instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP are you high rn"

High on love my fellow galaxy jumper!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excellent! Although I think snails are all hermaphrodites.....

Do not get personal about are house carrying friends please, otherwise you will be evicted from the party of pleasure

Party of pleasure? I haven't even been given any refreshments yet!"

Then young lady approach the table of delights and choose your refreshments! What is it to be a sherbet fountain? A packet of Bon bons or maybe a freshly peeled Mango???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your galaxy sounds fun, my racing snail ran off, will a packet of Dib Dab get me entry instead?

"

Please skip after your escaped friend, bring him back and tell him not to run off again, then share your Dib Dab with him to show no hard feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping candy and a Dr pepper please.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Popping candy and a Dr pepper please.x"

What a tremendous choice, you will be popping all night long whilst swigging on a tasty can of pepper from the doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do that always angers the mods? I always seem to miss it....

Enjoy your time here while it lasts

-Courtney

My fellow earthling one cannot talk about such events, instead pull up a chair and join me in a glass of sunny delight "

Alright, I'll take a glass. Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you do that always angers the mods? I always seem to miss it....

Enjoy your time here while it lasts

-Courtney

My fellow earthling one cannot talk about such events, instead pull up a chair and join me in a glass of sunny delight

Alright, I'll take a glass. Thanks! "

My pleasure, now sit back and enjoy the trip of a lifetime

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Your galaxy sounds fun, my racing snail ran off, will a packet of Dib Dab get me entry instead?

"

Then look what happened!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL0SixB-AIg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your galaxy sounds fun, my racing snail ran off, will a packet of Dib Dab get me entry instead?

Then look what happened!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL0SixB-AIg"

I can't open that link?

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By *igboy10essexMan
over a year ago

Upminster


"Your galaxy sounds fun, my racing snail ran off, will a packet of Dib Dab get me entry instead?

"

Can I paint a go faster stripe on my snail & call it le clarckson.

Dib dab classic - I'm going for space dust, a bottle of & hope my head does not explode with the fizz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your galaxy sounds fun, my racing snail ran off, will a packet of Dib Dab get me entry instead?

Can I paint a go faster stripe on my snail & call it le clarckson.

Dib dab classic - I'm going for space dust, a bottle of & hope my head does not explode with the fizz "

Yes as long as it's user friendly paint squire!

That's a lot of fizz for one to handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any umbongo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have any umbongo? "

Of course I do! Are you going to drink it out the carton ? Also please feel free to sing the song to your waiting public

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Your galaxy sounds fun, my racing snail ran off, will a packet of Dib Dab get me entry instead?

Then look what happened!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL0SixB-AIg

I can't open that link? "

It's x-rated snail on snail action.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your galaxy sounds fun, my racing snail ran off, will a packet of Dib Dab get me entry instead?

Then look what happened!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL0SixB-AIg

I can't open that link?

It's x-rated snail on snail action.

"

Please do not bring filth into this arena of tranquility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have any umbongo?

Of course I do! Are you going to drink it out the carton ? Also please feel free to sing the song to your waiting public "

I have no waiting public, you told me to hide my pics the other day remember?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have any umbongo?

Of course I do! Are you going to drink it out the carton ? Also please feel free to sing the song to your waiting public

I have no waiting public, you told me to hide my pics the other day remember? "

I'm

Guessing you listened to the master of relaxation then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baldrick is winning.

Whilst you have all been drinking pop,

my snail- so cunning you could stick a tail on him and call him a fox- has beetled off lickety spit and is on the home straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a snail in my garden called Captain Crunch. He must be very old because he hasn't moved for ages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baldrick is winning.

Whilst you have all been drinking pop,

my snail- so cunning you could stick a tail on him and call him a fox- has beetled off lickety spit and is on the home straight "

The home straight is 20 yards long so we can gather again next week to see the finale of this tremendous event

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a snail in my garden called Captain Crunch. He must be very old because he hasn't moved for ages. "

I hope you are looking after the good old captain!!!

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