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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to

find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the

wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped

her with these words:

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came

about...

"Driving home along the highway, I saw this young woman looking

tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal

from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the

refrigerator. She had only some worn sandals on her feet, so

I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they

had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her a sweater

I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the

colour didn't suit you.. Her pants were worn out so I gave her

a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for

you now.

"Then, when she was about to leave the house, she paused and

asked: 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?