FabSwingers.com forum: You are what you eat

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I have just had a big banana and a whole Pineapple, so I must be sweet tasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a Muller rice

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

A whole pineapple? Urgh, I love pineapple but I can feel myself getting ulcers just THINKING about the amount of acidity that's just passed through your mouth.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I've only had a bowl of Krave so far this morning...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A whole pineapple? Urgh, I love pineapple but I can feel myself getting ulcers just THINKING about the amount of acidity that's just passed through your mouth."

It was only a small one, and I love them soooo much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tea and toast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a croissant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a raisin swirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm tea and toast!"

I could kill a cup of tea right now

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

haggis on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm tea and toast!

I could kill a cup of tea right now

4 sugars please.... im cutting down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am christmas cake.

Is there a cake smiley on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whole pineapple? Urgh, I love pineapple but I can feel myself getting ulcers just THINKING about the amount of acidity that's just passed through your mouth."
Who said it passed through his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it work if I eat a sexy woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put chilli in everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I must be a right cu*t then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put lemon and/or lime on almost everything I eat. And lots of it. So I guess I am sour and bitter

-Courtney

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I put lemon and/or lime on almost everything I eat. And lots of it. So I guess I am sour and bitter

-Courtney"

Eat more apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well obviously I am a pussy then

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By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm a bag of jelly tots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dairy milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, an avocado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had egg and chips what's that make me?? A bit greasy!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a macd's....... does that make me old Macdonald?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

So am I a weetabix then

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Have you been listening to that old wives tale that pineapple make your cum taste better?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I haven't eaten today and have d*unk diet and sugar free coconut and pineapple fizzy stuff.

I'm not sure what that makes me.

Wet and artificially sweet with no substance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a turning delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a turning delight

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turkish aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhh fucking phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put lemon and/or lime on almost everything I eat. And lots of it. So I guess I am sour and bitter

-Courtney

Eat more apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been listening to that old wives tale that pineapple make your cum taste better? "

Yes but apparently it can bring on labour so he should be due any minute

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"Have you been listening to that old wives tale that pineapple make your cum taste better?

Yes but apparently it can bring on labour so he should be due any minute

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed salad with tuna and cottage cheese...not the best namebadge..

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"A whole pineapple? Urgh, I love pineapple but I can feel myself getting ulcers just THINKING about the amount of acidity that's just passed through your mouth.Who said it passed through his mouth

...Touché...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a piece of toast and a beer

The staple German breakfast

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I've had breakfast biscuits, a gallon of coffee and a packet of scampi & lemon niks naks.

Probably best avoided for a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 bananas, spinach, cucumber, 3 apples, mixed berry's followed by tomato soup later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have just had a big banana and a whole Pineapple, so I must be sweet tasting

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you should taste very nice and have lots of energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken seasoned with Cajun spices, beef rice and green beans. I taste relatively healthy.

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Reminded me of one time when working in a pub and a customer called me a cunt my reply was 'well you are what you eat!' Felt rather pleased with it as a comeback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reminded me of one time when working in a pub and a customer called me a cunt my reply was 'well you are what you eat!' Felt rather pleased with it as a comeback"

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Im a slice of chocolate cake..eat me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I have just had a big banana and a whole Pineapple, so I must be sweet tasting

you should taste very nice and have lots of energy

If only I had some energy haha.

Feeling knackered, long day in work, but a day off tomorrow to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Angel Delight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat a lot of chicken soooooo....

bok bok bok bok

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

If you are what you eat, i want to be you by morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have just had a big banana and a whole Pineapple, so I must be sweet tasting

you should taste very nice and have lots of energy

If only I had some energy haha.

Feeling knackered, long day in work, but a day off tomorrow to look forward to

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banana didn't work then. Enjoy your day off x

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

I'm quick, cheap and easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put chilli in everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had curry today and my ancestors were from India.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I have just had a big banana and a whole Pineapple, so I must be sweet tasting

you should taste very nice and have lots of energy

If only I had some energy haha.

Feeling knackered, long day in work, but a day off tomorrow to look forward to

banana didn't work then. Enjoy your day off x"

Its gonna be a fun night tomorrow

still in bleedin work until 1am, can't wait for this shift to end!

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I'm a Chinese takeaway, exotic, very filling and probably bad for you, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a chicken

wanna see me drumstick

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By *aynek80Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm a bag of fish and chips savory snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good croissant or two with a couple of nice cups of coffee is one of the great pleasures in my life...and I indulge myself most days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ate a whole bag of marshmallow. Well it said they were fat free on the bag lol

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By *aynek80Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm a bag of fish and chips savory snacks

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Im a slice of chocolate cake..eat me"

With great pleasure...

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im a slice of chocolate cake..eat me

With great pleasure...

Hmm down to the very last morsel I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Chilli Chicken Ramen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm your mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks...! I've been eating jumbo sausage for years, with no effect at all. The money I've wasted at the chippy...!

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm a pussy

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