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Time to change my standards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have come to the conclusion that I must be too fussy about whom I choose to meet, having had no meets for over 2 months and sitting alone again for the 9th Saturday in a row, so maybe a profile re write

LOOKING FOR:

Anything really, no need for face pics

Any age,

Bald,

Fat,

Unwashed,

Smelly feet,

Bad breath,

Cheese behind the foreskin,

No manners

No need for foreplay

Or for getting me off

Just fuck and leave!

What do you reckon guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when can we meet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you're still being too fussy

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Have come to the conclusion that I must be too fussy about whom I choose to meet, having had no meets for over 2 months and sitting alone again for the 9th Saturday in a row, so maybe a profile re write

LOOKING FOR:

Anything really, no need for face pics

Any age,

Bald,

Fat,

Unwashed,

Smelly feet,

Bad breath,

Cheese behind the foreskin,

No manners

No need for foreplay

Or for getting me off

Just fuck and leave!

What do you reckon guys?

"

if you get 2 replies... can I have 1 please.

He sounds lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you're still being too fussy "

lol you got in there before me lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Have come to the conclusion that I must be too fussy about whom I choose to meet, having had no meets for over 2 months and sitting alone again for the 9th Saturday in a row, so maybe a profile re write

LOOKING FOR:

Anything really, no need for face pics

Any age,

Bald,

Fat,

Unwashed,

Smelly feet,

Bad breath,

Cheese behind the foreskin,

No manners

No need for foreplay

Or for getting me off

Just fuck and leave!

What do you reckon guys?

"

I knew I'd be someone's perfect match eventually.... law of averages!!!

what time can ya be here.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want that man, the cheese behind the foreskin sounds devine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have come to the conclusion that I must be too fussy about whom I choose to meet, having had no meets for over 2 months and sitting alone again for the 9th Saturday in a row, so maybe a profile re write

LOOKING FOR:

Anything really, no need for face pics

Any age,

Bald,

Fat,

Unwashed,

Smelly feet,

Bad breath,

Cheese behind the foreskin,

No manners

No need for foreplay

Or for getting me off

Just fuck and leave!

What do you reckon guys?

"

Sorry, not my type.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

if you get 2 replies... can I have 1 please.

He sounds lush "

OK View who do you want?

Kezzie or Fabio?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I never knew John McCririck was on here?

goes to show, there is someone for all of us..

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

if you get 2 replies... can I have 1 please.

He sounds lush

OK View who do you want?

Kezzie or Fabio?"

ladies first xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I never knew John McCririck was on here?

goes to show, there is someone for all of us..

"

you've raised your bar Garry!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

if you get 2 replies... can I have 1 please.

He sounds lush

OK View who do you want?

Kezzie or Fabio?

ladies first xx"

Sorry to Fabio, I think it will have to be Kezzie

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I never knew John McCririck was on here?

goes to show, there is someone for all of us..

you've raised your bar Garry!!! "

THUD............ View fainted.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

kiss of life given. slurpy slurpy.... damn, that wasn't your mouth, was it??

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By *y_funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

Good that leaves _abio for me Yum Yum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just maybe it ya shows ya profile instead a hiding it i find that helps lol xx

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"Have come to the conclusion that I must be too fussy about whom I choose to meet, having had no meets for over 2 months and sitting alone again for the 9th Saturday in a row, so maybe a profile re write

LOOKING FOR:

Anything really, no need for face pics

Any age,

Bald,

Fat,

Unwashed,

Smelly feet,

Bad breath,

Cheese behind the foreskin,

No manners

No need for foreplay

Or for getting me off

Just fuck and leave!

What do you reckon guys?

"

You dont want alot do you, honestly some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you expect to get a meet when your profile is hidden????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely being a single female she shouldnt have to show it as all us single men would message regardless whats on it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you expect to get a meet when your profile is hidden???? "

.

It may work to the OP's advantage due to the mysterious element!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The post was made as a joke, as for my profile being hiden that was done afterwards, to slow a stem of messages and let me catch up on answering the ones I had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

standards, we never had any anyone that says yes will do

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I want that man, the cheese behind the foreskin sounds devine "

a quick snack,during sex.get in the queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, you forgot pubes still stuck in his teeth, that's me lost out AGAIN.

Some people go months, without a meet, quality over quantity perhaps.

Sure you will find a decent meet soon, they are your standards so stick to them, even if it stops a few of us from meeting you.

Happy hunting x

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham


"Have come to the conclusion that I must be too fussy about whom I choose to meet, having had no meets for over 2 months and sitting alone again for the 9th Saturday in a row, so maybe a profile re write

LOOKING FOR:

Anything really, no need for face pics

Any age,

Bald,

Fat,

Unwashed,

Smelly feet,

Bad breath,

Cheese behind the foreskin,

No manners

No need for foreplay

Or for getting me off

Just fuck and leave!

What do you reckon guys?

"
fussy cow

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Have come to the conclusion that I must be too fussy about whom I choose to meet, having had no meets for over 2 months and sitting alone again for the 9th Saturday in a row, so maybe a profile re write

LOOKING FOR:

Anything really, no need for face pics

Any age,

Bald,

Fat,

Unwashed,

Smelly feet,

Bad breath,

Cheese behind the foreskin,

No manners

No need for foreplay

Or for getting me off

Just fuck and leave!

What do you reckon guys?

"

Check...

Check...

Check...

Check...

Where have you been all my life, hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have come to the conclusion that I must be too fussy about whom I choose to meet, having had no meets for over 2 months and sitting alone again for the 9th Saturday in a row, so maybe a profile re write

LOOKING FOR:

Anything really, no need for face pics

Any age,

Bald,

Fat,

Unwashed,

Smelly feet,

Bad breath,

Cheese behind the foreskin,

No manners

No need for foreplay

Or for getting me off

Just fuck and leave!

What do you reckon guys?

"

That counts me out for a meet .

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