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lies post an insane one about the person above you or anywhere really why does it have to be above

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi all enjoyed this immensely hope you did to

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Likes it up the shitter.

He really does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DiamongJoe recently featured in the Guinness book of records for the largest quantity of of Nutella eaten in one sitting, using chopsticks.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I can see a pickled onion in your cleavage

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DiamongJoe recently featured in the Guinness book of records for the largest quantity of of Nutella eaten in one sitting, using chopsticks. "
sunshine 71 loves sitting in her postman pat onesy eating marmite drumsticks watching football teams Manchester united v Glasgow whilst massaging my nuts wearing oven gloves

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Once played in a life-sized game of MouseTrap

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Once ate the contents of a mousetrap

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once ate the contents of a mousetrap

C..."
Colgate has never brushed his teeth in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person 5 below me on this thread thinks the Japanese word for thank you is "boyakasha" much to the amusement of all their friends when they use it. Which is constantly

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can't even lie straight in bed

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

the insane lie, the garage just gave me for changing my thermostat which i bought for them to fit..which was booked in for friday and they only finished it this afternoon...110 pounds..i fooking kid you not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the insane lie, the garage just gave me for changing my thermostat which i bought for them to fit..which was booked in for friday and they only finished it this afternoon...110 pounds..i fooking kid you not "
Suzy that's outrageously unbelievable your pockets must be so deep you need needle and thread

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Once choked on a thermostat

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trademark: sits in his undies watching bridget jones diary scratching his balls eating ydays pizza crying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once choked on a thermostat

C..."
did you get a hot flush

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

once shoved a thermostat up a mechanic's arse on account of charging a friend too much money for changing one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the person bellow is often found hiding behind the sofa when DrWho is on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"once shoved a thermostat up a mechanic's arse on account of charging a friend too much money for changing one... "
awww that's not true to the thread that's actual reality was he hot ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Was almost arrested last year at the village fête whilst escaping with a stolen policeman's helmet.

Just childish.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"once shoved a thermostat up a mechanic's arse on account of charging a friend too much money for changing one... awww that's not true to the thread that's actual reality was he hot ? "

no, if he was hot id have offered him a lubed strap on..cos im nice like that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once shoved a thermostat up a mechanic's arse on account of charging a friend too much money for changing one... awww that's not true to the thread that's actual reality was he hot ?

no, if he was hot id have offered him a lubed strap on..cos im nice like that.. "

Was going to be Suzy5555 but ended up 444 on account of the webbed fingers, toes and wooden leg

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"once shoved a thermostat up a mechanic's arse on account of charging a friend too much money for changing one... awww that's not true to the thread that's actual reality was he hot ?

no, if he was hot id have offered him a lubed strap on..cos im nice like that..

Was going to be Suzy5555 but ended up 444 on account of the webbed fingers, toes and wooden leg"

is a mermaid hater

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Has bareback with mermaids, then eats the cods roe

C...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Thinks he's got it ALL worked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has an imaginary friend whose name is spadejoe (check the avatar!)

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

HappyGit is not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 1974 in Sparkles name refers to the combination of her bike lock that she has to write down as she can't remember it.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nasty zit on your head

C...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Colgate uses Aquafresh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Colgate uses Aquafresh"
sparkle has false teeth that she leaves in a jar of pickles over night to get that fresh breath feel she also uses a bicycle pump to inflate them bazookas

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Boils teddy bears in yak milk

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boils teddy bears in yak milk

C..."

Sniffs christmas trees and eats toads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theswing went to the moon andkilled the Clangers.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sells dead clangers pretending they are sugar mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught wanking by the pope during an unexpected visit to Basingstoke when he was 15

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