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"Keep it warm, be there in an hour! Welcome home btw x  "Of course, we're proper British, we have a tea-cosy n everything  | |||
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"Welcome home, hope you all had a marvellous holiday. " Thanks Miss I, fantastic time, we nearly called in on our way past on the A34  | |||
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"Save some biscotti for me  "Sorry, they were all gone by Lyon!  | |||
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"Welcome home, hope you all had a marvellous holiday. Thanks Miss I, fantastic time, we nearly called in on our way past on the A34 "Oh, you should have | |||
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"Welcome home, we're all looking forward to your holiday snap's, which I'm sure will be entertaining as usual. "Thanks BT, hopefully they'll be sorted by tomorrow, one just needs some careful, Blue Peter-style editing (I couldn't quite get the perspective right on my cock/Leaning Tower of Pisa shot.) (Plus it's hard to maintain an erection when there's a soldier with a submachine-gun watching  )
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"Save some biscotti for me
Sorry, they were all gone by Lyon!
"Pfft ! How about any macaroons ? | |||
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"I've always felt that the Irish satnav should have an inbuilt question for those driving to Tipperary: You do know it's a long way? "Ours really bastardised the foreign place names. And I nearly got in trouble for going miles too far west simply because I liked the way she said 'Brest' | |||
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"Save some biscotti for me
Sorry, they were all gone by Lyon!
Pfft !
How about any macaroons ? "We didn't even do very well on wine after mis-timing both the vineyards and the hypermarkets  | |||
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I'm in need of a strong sweet tea, 2 lumps please | |||
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"Really want Bobcat Goldthwait as the voice on my satnav, he hasn't recorded them though, Welcome back to grey old Englandland " Ty. We got the cd of Carmina Burana, so with that on full, there were times we could have done with the Brian Blessed one! | |||
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"I've always felt that the Irish satnav should have an inbuilt question for those driving to Tipperary: You do know it's a long way? "Or 1 that says sweet Marie is waiting for you when you put in Amarillo
Had a Bonnie Tyler Satnav once, all it did was tell me to turn around and then it fell apart | |||
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"Hope you had a lovely hols
I'm in need of a strong sweet tea, 2 lumps please "Strong Assam is my speciality, and fortunately I have sugar lumps in the cupboard (carefully hidden from the children) | |||
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"Save some biscotti for me
Sorry, they were all gone by Lyon!
Pfft !
How about any macaroons ?
We didn't even do very well on wine after mis-timing both the vineyards and the hypermarkets "I'd get a new navigator if I were you | |||
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"Save some biscotti for me
Sorry, they were all gone by Lyon!
Pfft !
How about any macaroons ?
We didn't even do very well on wine after mis-timing both the vineyards and the hypermarkets
I'd get a new navigator if I were you "We never quite got to grips with those continental opening hours. | |||
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"Save some biscotti for me
Sorry, they were all gone by Lyon!
Pfft !
How about any macaroons ?
We didn't even do very well on wine after mis-timing both the vineyards and the hypermarkets
I'd get a new navigator if I were you
We never quite got to grips with those continental opening hours.
"At least you seem to have got to grips with other things | |||
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"Did you bring any immigrants back with you "You obviously have never smelt teenager's four-week-old laundry. I'm surprised they didn't tow us behind the ferry in one of the life-boats!  | |||
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