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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What was the last cheeky purchase you made?

I've just ordered a massage candle, a vibrating love egg, an adorable purple DP dildo, some candy cock rings, purple bondage tape and some spanking knickers from Lovehoney, all for twenty quid... thank God for sales!

(My arse is tingling at the thought of wearing those knickers )

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire


"What was the last cheeky purchase you made?

I've just ordered a massage candle, a vibrating love egg, an adorable purple DP dildo, some candy cock rings, purple bondage tape and some spanking knickers from Lovehoney, all for twenty quid... thank God for sales!

(My arse is tingling at the thought of wearing those knickers )"

what are spanking knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the last cheeky purchase you made?

I've just ordered a massage candle, a vibrating love egg, an adorable purple DP dildo, some candy cock rings, purple bondage tape and some spanking knickers from Lovehoney, all for twenty quid... thank God for sales!

(My arse is tingling at the thought of wearing those knickers )"

I picked up a toy that holds his penis and balls in place while penetrating him with a metal butt plug.

Before that, I think it was a new strapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey that sounds a whole lot of fun OP..I bought an Iwand rechargable which is great last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, you sound like you have a wonderful package about to be delivered tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought quite a few new lingerie sets and stockings Thursday

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By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Recently took delivery of a jewelled butt plug. Riding crop and ball gag

Awaiting delivery of 2 body stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently took delivery of a jewelled butt plug. Riding crop and ball gag

Awaiting delivery of 2 body stockings "

oh shit, your post just reminded me..I sent off for net knickers, delivery to work addy and i am on hols...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the last cheeky purchase you made?

I've just ordered a massage candle, a vibrating love egg, an adorable purple DP dildo, some candy cock rings, purple bondage tape and some spanking knickers from Lovehoney, all for twenty quid... thank God for sales!

(My arse is tingling at the thought of wearing those knickers )

what are spanking knickers? "

www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31036

Like these

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey that sounds a whole lot of fun OP..I bought an Iwand rechargable which is great last week."

It's my fwb's birthday later this month... Early birthday present for him that I can enjoy too

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By *rs PleasuresWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mine was two fishnet black dresses but theyre not suited to my figure.

I was wishful thinking...

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Me, ball stretcher ring.

Her, double ended strap on

(Arrived this morning.....yikes!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me, ball stretcher ring.

Her, double ended strap on

(Arrived this morning.....yikes!)"

Enjoy that, Mr

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Two new whips and a jewelled butt plug. Oh and some kinky new clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two vibrators and a baby doll

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By *ifefunseekersCouple
over a year ago

St Andrews

Just last week:

mesh strappy baby doll

mesh strappy triangle bra

mesh strappy crotchless panties

liquorice butt plug truple set

deluxe magic wand

asa akira fleshlight

g-spot wand attachment

Looks quite a lot when you type it all out together!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nothing naughty

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West


"Me, ball stretcher ring.

Her, double ended strap on

(Arrived this morning.....yikes!)

Enjoy that, Mr "

I've told her she has to take me out for dinner first and buy me flowers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the last cheeky purchase you made?

I've just ordered a massage candle, a vibrating love egg, an adorable purple DP dildo, some candy cock rings, purple bondage tape and some spanking knickers from Lovehoney, all for twenty quid... thank God for sales!

(My arse is tingling at the thought of wearing those knickers )"

I have unserved retraints in my basket and some butt plugs. Iv put a ban lingerie as I have far too much and not enough time to wear it all! I'd have to have several wardrobe changes on my next few meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just last week:

mesh strappy baby doll

mesh strappy triangle bra

mesh strappy crotchless panties

liquorice butt plug truple set

deluxe magic wand

asa akira fleshlight

g-spot wand attachment

Looks quite a lot when you type it all out together!! "

Have you been taking advantage of the LH sale too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the last cheeky purchase you made?

I've just ordered a massage candle, a vibrating love egg, an adorable purple DP dildo, some candy cock rings, purple bondage tape and some spanking knickers from Lovehoney, all for twenty quid... thank God for sales!

(My arse is tingling at the thought of wearing those knickers )

I have unserved retraints in my basket and some butt plugs. Iv put a ban lingerie as I have far too much and not enough time to wear it all! I'd have to have several wardrobe changes on my next few meets "

No such thing as too much lingerie... Lots of photo opportunities

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Last night

A new rabbit in the LH sale haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night

A new rabbit in the LH sale haha "

This sale's bloody brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night

A new rabbit in the LH sale haha

This sale's bloody brilliant "

'Must not buy any more, must not buy any more'

(Car currently trying to bankrupt me!)

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton


"Last night

A new rabbit in the LH sale haha

This sale's bloody brilliant "

Was £40... Paid £18

Glad i did coz getting a meet today is near on impossible haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night

A new rabbit in the LH sale haha

This sale's bloody brilliant

'Must not buy any more, must not buy any more'

(Car currently trying to bankrupt me!) "

Buy more, MORE!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

So other than LH and AS, where do people shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big bar of chocolate all to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night

A new rabbit in the LH sale haha

This sale's bloody brilliant

Was £40... Paid £18

Glad i did coz getting a meet today is near on impossible haha "

Surely a bunny's better than a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a pin wheel

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

ceramic dildo and a peacock feather tickler from LH.

I've far too many reviews to write up for my recent purchases.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ceramic dildo and a peacock feather tickler from LH.

I've far too many reviews to write up for my recent purchases. "

I tend to write my reviews up in bulk

Are the ceramic dildos quite new on there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boots baby oil - £2! :D Lurrrve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

combined with my lovely fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought a cucumber from Sainsburys last night. In my mind that was a cheeky purchase.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I brought a cucumber from Sainsburys last night. In my mind that was a cheeky purchase. "

Aww you shouldn't have bought me a cucumber

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"ceramic dildo and a peacock feather tickler from LH.

I've far too many reviews to write up for my recent purchases.

I tend to write my reviews up in bulk

Are the ceramic dildos quite new on there?"

they've been on since last January, but they've not been popular, so they're discontinuing them.

Always wanted one, but thought they were overpriced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ceramic dildo and a peacock feather tickler from LH.

I've far too many reviews to write up for my recent purchases.

I tend to write my reviews up in bulk

Are the ceramic dildos quite new on there?

they've been on since last January, but they've not been popular, so they're discontinuing them.

Always wanted one, but thought they were overpriced."

Ahhh. I have a glass one, those seem over priced too - it took me ages to decide to buy it! - but they're so pretty.

Mine's double ended so it's really two for the price of one

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Just need to pop down to the greengrocers to buy something to use with the new hook.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"ceramic dildo and a peacock feather tickler from LH.

I've far too many reviews to write up for my recent purchases.

I tend to write my reviews up in bulk

Are the ceramic dildos quite new on there?

they've been on since last January, but they've not been popular, so they're discontinuing them.

Always wanted one, but thought they were overpriced.

Ahhh. I have a glass one, those seem over priced too - it took me ages to decide to buy it! - but they're so pretty.

Mine's double ended so it's really two for the price of one "

On my last count, I had 25 glass dildos/plugs. I'm not buying any more....for a while anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ceramic dildo and a peacock feather tickler from LH.

I've far too many reviews to write up for my recent purchases.

I tend to write my reviews up in bulk

Are the ceramic dildos quite new on there?

they've been on since last January, but they've not been popular, so they're discontinuing them.

Always wanted one, but thought they were overpriced.

Ahhh. I have a glass one, those seem over priced too - it took me ages to decide to buy it! - but they're so pretty.

Mine's double ended so it's really two for the price of one

On my last count, I had 25 glass dildos/plugs. I'm not buying any more....for a while anyway! "

Oh wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a paper boiler suit arrived today. Suitable for making him wear before wrapping him in duck tape to immobilize him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And a paper boiler suit arrived today. Suitable for making him wear before wrapping him in duck tape to immobilize him. "

You terror

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"ceramic dildo and a peacock feather tickler from LH.

I've far too many reviews to write up for my recent purchases.

I tend to write my reviews up in bulk

Are the ceramic dildos quite new on there?

they've been on since last January, but they've not been popular, so they're discontinuing them.

Always wanted one, but thought they were overpriced.

Ahhh. I have a glass one, those seem over priced too - it took me ages to decide to buy it! - but they're so pretty.

Mine's double ended so it's really two for the price of one

On my last count, I had 25 glass dildos/plugs. I'm not buying any more....for a while anyway!

Oh wow!"

Blame Cazz on LH for the freebies! I did buy a few though.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"And a paper boiler suit arrived today. Suitable for making him wear before wrapping him in duck tape to immobilize him. "

My idea of play

Have fun x

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Surely a bunny's better than a man? "

Surely having both is best of all? Then you have someone you can send out for spare batteries.

Our latest purchase wasn't very recent, a strapless strap-on, but both times Mrs ddc has suggested trying it out the other woman couldn't be seen for dust

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely a bunny's better than a man?

Surely having both is best of all? Then you have someone you can send out for spare batteries.

Our latest purchase wasn't very recent, a strapless strap-on, but both times Mrs ddc has suggested trying it out the other woman couldn't be seen for dust

Mr ddc"

Send the Mrs to visit Scarborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby oil. I need a new strap on and another gallon of anal lube before Friday so I have to hit the shops Thursday.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Mr ddc

Send the Mrs to visit Scarborough "

What, and send me out for batteries?

(And possibly proper fish n chips )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently took delivery of a jewelled butt plug. Riding crop and ball gag

Awaiting delivery of 2 body stockings

oh shit, your post just reminded me..I sent off for net knickers, delivery to work addy and i am on hols..."

Looks.like a quick trip into work then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I brought a cucumber from Sainsburys last night. In my mind that was a cheeky purchase.

Aww you shouldn't have bought me a cucumber "

I know I shouldn't!! You'd much preferred vodka!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a paper boiler suit arrived today. Suitable for making him wear before wrapping him in duck tape to immobilize him.

You terror "

I can get them in girl-size.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Mr ddc

Send the Mrs to visit Scarborough

What, and send me out for batteries?

(And possibly proper fish n chips )"

Yes

And swirley wirley ice creams!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And a paper boiler suit arrived today. Suitable for making him wear before wrapping him in duck tape to immobilize him.

You terror

I can get them in girl-size."

Oh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm a sale you say.... I haven't bought for ages, time for a cheeky purchase me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two white body stockings. But I'm sending them back. I look bloody awful in them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm a sale you say.... I haven't bought for ages, time for a cheeky purchase me thinks."

Do it, do ittttt. You know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boots baby oil - £2! :D Lurrrve it"

We love baby oil!!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Mr ddc

Send the Mrs to visit Scarborough

What, and send me out for batteries?

(And possibly proper fish n chips )

Yes

And swirley wirley ice creams!"

A man's work is never done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Mr ddc

Send the Mrs to visit Scarborough

What, and send me out for batteries?

(And possibly proper fish n chips )

Yes

And swirley wirley ice creams!

A man's work is never done

"

I don't know, you can get ice cream into all sorts of nooks and crannies

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Just got our Anne Summers delivery of a ball gag and a collar with nipple clamps. Just for a little fun not for hard core BDSM you understand ?, whatever that may be xxx

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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I don't know, you can get ice cream into all sorts of nooks and crannies "

Oi!

They're not 'nooks and crannies' they're my 'laughter lines'

(And my forehead was wrinkle-free before I came on here and spent so long going )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you OP, after this thread my wallet is lighter yet!!

I now own doubke pearl crotchless knicks and another open cup bra and crotchless thong set

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn you OP, after this thread my wallet is lighter yet!!

I now own doubke pearl crotchless knicks and another open cup bra and crotchless thong set "

Sowwi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn you OP, after this thread my wallet is lighter yet!!

I now own doubke pearl crotchless knicks and another open cup bra and crotchless thong set

Sowwi "

Fibber!

Are you on commission to LH??

I can't wait to try the pearl ones

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