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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Back in 5 mins

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

That's nice! Thanks for fin sharing! Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having one as I type!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god - a day off work and the same stuff happening here -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a Shite thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is sweet corn involved ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's carers, mums and men that say these sorts of things haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Someone must have nicked his bogroll, he's been longer than 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah he's been a while, do you need a shoe horn Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes in cap d'adge so its maybe its not as soft as home stuff

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I hope it's a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah he's been a while, do you need a shoe horn Ben "

All present and correct. Showered, and now off to the beach to see some perverted action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how we share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love how we share! "
I don't shite subject sorry it stinks GNU

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My friends used to request updates on when I was having a poo because they thought I went a bit too often. I have strange friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will sleep so much better from this news..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better out than in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a good shit is one of the final bastions where man can truly be by himself without the nagging of a matriarch over something completely petty.

May you shit in peace my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the mathematicians cure for constipation, sit down and work it out with a pencil....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friends used to request updates on when I was having a poo because they thought I went a bit too often. I have strange friends. "

You have strange friends OR you go too often... Be honest with yourself

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he opened a window after.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a shite thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan "

I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan

I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive "
ooooh, talk of the devil and he shall appar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan

I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive ooooh, talk of the devil and he shall appar "

I'm lurking ....... And erm dumping.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My friends used to request updates on when I was having a poo because they thought I went a bit too often. I have strange friends.

You have strange friends OR you go too often... Be honest with yourself

-Courtney"

I was going really often. But it was genuine, not a cheeky excuse. Honest!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan

I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive ooooh, talk of the devil and he shall appar

I'm lurking ....... And erm dumping. "
I had a ghost dump this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan

I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive ooooh, talk of the devil and he shall appar

I'm lurking ....... And erm dumping. I had a ghost dump this morning "

Those ghost dumps really are scary shit.

I remember having one, then turning round to inspect and there was nothing there

It felt so lifelike as well. For a minute I thought I may have just been experiencing sympathy pains for my friend Arhur, who was in the trap next to mine. It can't have been though as my bum was wet from splash back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ghost poo? you actually check? I need coffee!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan

I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive ooooh, talk of the devil and he shall appar

I'm lurking ....... And erm dumping. I had a ghost dump this morning

Those ghost dumps really are scary shit.

I remember having one, then turning round to inspect and there was nothing there

It felt so lifelike as well. For a minute I thought I may have just been experiencing sympathy pains for my friend Arhur, who was in the trap next to mine. It can't have been though as my bum was wet from splash back. "
they are pretty weird but preferable to the ones that won't come out and just hang around peeping out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ghost poo? you actually check? I need coffee! "

It's how Gillian McKeith started and look at her now. She checks out poo all around the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan

I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive ooooh, talk of the devil and he shall appar

I'm lurking ....... And erm dumping. I had a ghost dump this morning

Those ghost dumps really are scary shit.

I remember having one, then turning round to inspect and there was nothing there

It felt so lifelike as well. For a minute I thought I may have just been experiencing sympathy pains for my friend Arhur, who was in the trap next to mine. It can't have been though as my bum was wet from splash back. they are pretty weird but preferable to the ones that won't come out and just hang around peeping out"

Like a curious turtle?

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Not sure why I read this

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I love talking about poos jay thinks I'm gross but I found a poo buddy in ryan

I'm holding it in Karen, to see if I can get it really massive ooooh, talk of the devil and he shall appar

I'm lurking ....... And erm dumping. I had a ghost dump this morning

Those ghost dumps really are scary shit.

I remember having one, then turning round to inspect and there was nothing there

It felt so lifelike as well. For a minute I thought I may have just been experiencing sympathy pains for my friend Arhur, who was in the trap next to mine. It can't have been though as my bum was wet from splash back. they are pretty weird but preferable to the ones that won't come out and just hang around peeping out

Like a curious turtle?"
ha! Perfect description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure why I read this "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"ghost poo? you actually check? I need coffee! "
you dnot study your poo? Weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who write on bathroom walls

Roll their shit in little balls.

And those who read these words of wit

Eat these little balls of shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant escape it - i have a child with crohns so homechat is this - i work as a carer and elbow deep in it all day it seems and now my fab forumtime is covered too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Poo done. Beach fab. Washed hands.

Hiws everyone's day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poo done. Beach fab. Washed hands.

Hiws everyone's day been? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poo done. Beach fab. Washed hands.

Hiws everyone's day been? "

Pretty crap. Thanks for asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ghost poo is a torpedo-shaped log,with enough weight and propulsion to be propelled down and around the u-bend,without the need for flushing. It's a water-saving poo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poo done. Beach fab. Washed hands.

Hiws everyone's day been? "

Pretty productive, I removed sweetcorn from my foreskin.

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