FabSwingers.com forum: Groupies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I play in a band and we had a gig last night. I'm most disappointed there wernt any groupies asking me to sign their tits so they could get it tattooed on them.

You know those awkward social situations when you wonder if you're invisible it was like that.

I wish they'd bring back Top of the Pops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I play in a band and we had a gig last night. I'm most disappointed there wernt any groupies asking me to sign their tits so they could get it tattooed on them.

You know those awkward social situations when you wonder if you're invisible it was like that.

I wish they'd bring back Top of the Pops. "
with jimmy saville oh no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I play in a band and we had a gig last night. I'm most disappointed there wernt any groupies asking me to sign their tits so they could get it tattooed on them.

You know those awkward social situations when you wonder if you're invisible it was like that.

I wish they'd bring back Top of the Pops. with jimmy saville oh no

Now then, now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya dont want jim to fix that lol

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By *icjMan
over a year ago

Bethnal Green

get Sammy Hagar to front the band lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

He gets more than me

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've been in bands for years. Never encountered a groupie either. To be honest I am normally so sweaty and buzzing after coming off stage I probably wouldn't know one if they came up and bit me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been in bands for years. Never encountered a groupie either. To be honest I am normally so sweaty and buzzing after coming off stage I probably wouldn't know one if they came up and bit me."

I only signed up for the sex drugs and rock n roll. I assumed it was all inclusive but obviously not

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I've been in bands for years. Never encountered a groupie either. To be honest I am normally so sweaty and buzzing after coming off stage I probably wouldn't know one if they came up and bit me."

Publish your gig dates and venues. - If you're anywhere West of Exeter in the next 2 months I will come up and bite you

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I've been in bands for years. Never encountered a groupie either. To be honest I am normally so sweaty and buzzing after coming off stage I probably wouldn't know one if they came up and bit me."

I agree completely. ..

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

I am the drummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sort if band OP? I've always wanted to learn drums x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

It's nice to know that someone sees us x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

What if they're singing and playing the guitar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

What if they're singing and playing the guitar?

That does funny things to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sort if band OP? I've always wanted to learn drums x"

Not sure I'm allowed to say the band name but it's in the punk/metal genre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

What if they're singing and playing the guitar?

That does funny things to me

Funny? I can belie that. People generally piss themselves laughing when they hear me play and sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sort if band OP? I've always wanted to learn drums x

Not sure I'm allowed to say the band name but it's in the punk/metal genre"

feel free to inbox it to me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

It's nice to know that someone sees us x"

He's the best one to watch at a Rush concert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play in a few different bands. Playing bike rallys is what you want to be doing if you want the attention of groupies.

Strangely there also seems to be something about New Orleans and gypsy jazz that ladies like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

What if they're singing and playing the guitar?

That does funny things to me

Funny? I can belie that. People generally piss themselves laughing when they hear me play and sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

It's nice to know that someone sees us x

He's the best one to watch at a Rush concert

That's true Neil Peart is mesmerising, however they all manage to turn their art form into a show in their own right

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

It's nice to know that someone sees us x

He's the best one to watch at a Rush concert

That's true Neil Peart is mesmerising, however they all manage to turn their art form into a show in their own right"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

It's nice to know that someone sees us x

He's the best one to watch at a Rush concert

That's true Neil Peart is mesmerising, however they all manage to turn their art form into a show in their own right"

Neil Peart is an animal and right up there with my favourite drummers of all time, alongside Keith Moon, Alex Van Halen and Mike Portnoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

What if they're singing and playing the guitar?

That does funny things to me

Funny? I can belie that. People generally piss themselves laughing when they hear me play and sing

I did have a few groupies in my day though.

. Hard of hearing and partially sighted I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

Speaking as a drummer, it's rare if anyone notices me

That's cause you think everyone is looking at the singer. I'm not

It's nice to know that someone sees us x

He's the best one to watch at a Rush concert

That's true Neil Peart is mesmerising, however they all manage to turn their art form into a show in their own right

Neil Peart is an animal and right up there with my favourite drummers of all time, alongside Keith Moon, Alex Van Halen and Mike Portnoy."

He is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I play in a few different bands. Playing bike rallys is what you want to be doing if you want the attention of groupies.

Strangely there also seems to be something about New Orleans and gypsy jazz that ladies like..."

Gypsy jazz reminds me of paella on a Spanish beach in summertime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

What about Bass.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

What about Bass.

It's like a guitar only easier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

What about Bass.

Yep it's all about the bass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't imagine the triangle player gets much attention anyway

I generally like the drummer or the one playing a guitar

What about Bass.

It's like a guitar only easier?

Not when I play it, lol

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

I once played at a wedding and had a very nice d*unken fumble in the bushes with the best man after the gig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I play in a few different bands. Playing bike rallys is what you want to be doing if you want the attention of groupies.

Strangely there also seems to be something about New Orleans and gypsy jazz that ladies like...

Gypsy jazz reminds me of paella on a Spanish beach in summertime"

I (try to) play a lot of Django Reinhard stuff. For a guy with only two fingers the things he could play is staggering.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Neil Peart is an animal and right up there with my favourite drummers of all time, alongside Keith Moon, Alex Van Halen and Mike Portney"

To be honest, there are loads of great drummers who can make mere mortals like myself feel rather insignificant. Have you ever seen Thomas Lang, or Dom Famularo?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*throws knickers*!

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