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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could be fun??

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Dips his cock in a certain well known brand of whiskey, hence the nick name

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is a crack ho for the kicks and gives the profits to charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dips his cock in a certain well known brand of whiskey, hence the nick name"

Have been on Crimewatch 785 times already.

The tags they both wear are a fashion accessory now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dips his cock in a certain well known brand of whiskey, hence the nick name"

Spent some time in the slammer for stealing swans and trying to sell them on the black market.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Are magistrates in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/15 14:22:03]

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Once escaped from Brazilian police on drugs charges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once escaped from Brazilian police on drugs charges "

is a druid on a weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once escaped from Brazilian police on drugs charges "

Sold his arse to feed his gambling hobby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Habbit! Bloody prediction

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley


"Habbit! Bloody prediction "

"I'm not married or living with my mother"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Habbit! Bloody prediction "

Has passed himself off as a Lord at the Supreme Court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Habbit! Bloody prediction

Has passed himself off as a Lord at the Supreme Court"

Disney fan with a Mickey mouse themed bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught her weeing in the Thames.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/15 14:27:14]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Habbit! Bloody prediction

"I'm not married or living with my mother""

Sucked off a horse to impress her boyfriend

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Was a stunt double for Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Until he had too much homework and had to give it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caught her weeing in the Thames. "

Hates Sheffield and once stole and burned all copies of full Monty

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Gained entry to Lambeth Palace by passing himself off as a wondering scholar there to research the Oxford Movement and Tractarianism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Hates Sheffield and once stole and burned all copies of full Monty "

Wants to fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves purchasing expensive fancy underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Hates Sheffield and once stole and burned all copies of full Monty

Wants to fuck me"

Got arrested in a ladies toilet, with his willy in a gloryhole.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Was kidnapped by pirates and taken to their titty bar at cutlass point, forced to drink moonshine and sing sea shanties

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Has never had it so good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was raised by squirrels and loves nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was kidnapped by pirates and taken to their titty bar at cutlass point, forced to drink moonshine and sing sea shanties"

Shit! how did you know about that?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Has been to work on acid. Nawti.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked in Area 51 and knows what happened to Elvis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worked in Area 51 and knows what happened to Elvis. "

Is elvis love child

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

ill****ati

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worked in Area 51 and knows what happened to Elvis. "

Is a great lover of bestiality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worked in Area 51 and knows what happened to Elvis. "
this woman works for the CIA and she's about to expose all the names of swingers who have 3 verifications or more its going public in the tabloids on Friday ,thank the lord I don't use my real name

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Got d*unk and smashed up a BMW with a baseball bat for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trademark was too shy to meet .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trademark was too shy to meet ..... "

Bought Monica Lewinskis dress and wore it for her wedding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worked in Area 51 and knows what happened to Elvis.

Is elvis love child "

Uh huh huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trademark was too shy to meet .....

Bought Monica Lewinskis dress and wore it for her wedding. "

Was the shooter on the grassy knowl

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"Got d*unk and smashed up a BMW with a baseball bat for fun"

In the winter months leads a camel train through the Sahara transporting rare spices and unsuspecting men who are then forced to join fabs and send "fancy a fuck" messages immediately upon reaching the UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worked in Area 51 and knows what happened to Elvis. this woman works for the CIA and she's about to expose all the names of swingers who have 3 verifications or more its going public in the tabloids on Friday ,thank the lord I don't use my real name "

Not too far from the truth I can find you if I want you

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Got d*unk and smashed up a BMW with a baseball bat for fun

In the winter months leads a camel train through the Sahara transporting rare spices and unsuspecting men who are then forced to join fabs and send "fancy a fuck" messages immediately upon reaching the UK."

Isn't really 6ft 5in - he's 5ft 6in & won't correct his typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sucked off prince charles while the queen watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once showed her arse in harrods shop window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once showed her arse in harrods shop window"

Is secretly a woman called Shirley with 48GG breasts and peroxide blonde hair.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West


"sucked off prince charles while the queen watched"

I took all their profile pics. (MrK). They had me locked in a cupboard for 3 months as their plaything and personal photographer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunshine71 is a direct descendant of Mata Hari and is used by Mi6 to entrap foreign spies every third Friday.

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By *omeojulietCouple
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Often stuck in hotels in search of the perfect bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sucked off prince charles while the queen watched

I took all their profile pics. (MrK). They had me locked in a cupboard for 3 months as their plaything and personal photographer.

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hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once showed her arse in harrods shop window"

and i enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once showed her arse in harrods shop window

and i enjoyed it"

Was taken for a ride on the Millennium Falcon and had a threesome with Han Solo and Chewbacca.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Turned up for a meet wearing clown shoes

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up for a meet wearing clown shoes

C..."

Only uses Arm and Hammer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a brown bear in a polar onezie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is a brown bear in a polar onezie "

Prefers pussies to puppies....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Gets the bus everywhere. Has missed countless meets by not having an uptodate timetable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't actually own a tooth brush

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

His mum buys his underwear from M&S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rides to work on a peppa pig scooter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn't actually own a tooth brush"

Was the subject of a Channel 4 documentary back in 2005 called 'I love my Tupperware more than my family'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His mum buys his underwear from M&S"

was ron jeremys cock double in 4 movies

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over a year ago


"Rides to work on a peppa pig scooter"

Is a contortionist in his spare time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has 6 fingers on each foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has 6 fingers on each foot"

Looks like his avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a bloody awful baker

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"is a bloody awful baker "

Enjoys dry humping his bed covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is a bloody awful baker

Enjoys dry humping his bed covers"

Is a tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is a bloody awful baker

Enjoys dry humping his bed covers

Is a tv "

Has a phobia of wool

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Macclesfields second worst drag queen

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@_olgate

He absolutely under no circumstances would not let mrsdpt bum him with a strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody believes a liar,even when they are telling the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are both single men who have teamed up to improve their chances of getting a meet.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Are both single men who have teamed up to improve their chances of getting a meet."

Happygit - ha! I've heard he won an award for being the most miserable person ever!

If he smiles his face cracks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are both single men who have teamed up to improve their chances of getting a meet.

Happygit - ha! I've heard he won an award for being the most miserable person ever!

If he smiles his face cracks "

They fornicate with kangaroos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are both single men who have teamed up to improve their chances of getting a meet.

Happygit - ha! I've heard he won an award for being the most miserable person ever!

If he smiles his face cracks

They fornicate with kangaroos..."

They both worked in a circus, being fired out of a cannon and met on the net

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rides to work on a peppa pig scooter"

Close, I ride to work on a real pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are both single men who have teamed up to improve their chances of getting a meet.

Happygit - ha! I've heard he won an award for being the most miserable person ever!

If he smiles his face cracks

They fornicate with kangaroos...

They both worked in a circus, being fired out of a cannon and met on the net "

Also worked in the circus and before she shaved she was known as the bearded lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are both single men who have teamed up to improve their chances of getting a meet.

Happygit - ha! I've heard he won an award for being the most miserable person ever!

If he smiles his face cracks

They fornicate with kangaroos...

They both worked in a circus, being fired out of a cannon and met on the net

Also worked in the circus and before she shaved she was known as the bearded lady "

He once tried to run a marathon in a handstand position weird I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He once played Blakey in 'on the buses, the musical'

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Hires stunt boobs to do her profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He once played Blakey in 'on the buses, the musical'

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Hahahaha for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He once played Blakey in 'on the buses, the musical'

Hahahaha for fuck sake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walked the length of cheddar gorge with a reindeer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates stockings men and chocolate. Spend are time at her altar of Barbara Windsor

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Tina titz stunt double

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tina titz stunt double

C..."

Although he is named after a well known toothpaste he doesn't actually have any teeth and instead has sharp wooden pegs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tina titz stunt double

C...

Although he is named after a well known toothpaste he doesn't actually have any teeth and instead has sharp wooden pegs "
there not her feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He killed a unicorn

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Uses a unicorn horn as a prosthetic willy

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kidnaps dogs and holds them ransom!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enjoys being anal hooked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"enjoys being anal hooked"

Jesus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"enjoys being anal hooked

Jesus!"

No just the second coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"enjoys being anal hooked

Jesus!

No just the second coming "

de-frocked by the priesthood for lifting his frock and urinating over the congregation..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This couple was caught dry humping a OAP for pocket change

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Believes Liberace was a world ranked karate expert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I went to the dentist, but by fuck I didnt expect him to rub _olgate round my arse !!!

Wtf !!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Loves her arse being rubbed with toothpaste (well she does now)

C...

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Misty's party piece is squashing watermelons with her thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hsm is my ex wife and still in love with me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was reported under the trades description act

Aparrently claimed he was a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boris johnson is the man behind the camera :P

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By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

We've shagged like rabbits

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Les-s - Used to be an extraordinary accurate weather forecaster, but had to resign from this lucrative career when it all came out that all he did was toss a coin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TinaTitz - real name is Katie Price.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Has been to Burning Man 7 times

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By *lue-greenMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"TinaTitz - real name is Katie Price."

When he reads a book he puts his Saddam Hussein Moustache on.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"TinaTitz - real name is Katie Price.

When he reads a book he puts his Saddam Hussein Moustache on. "

Hangs out with known robbers and murderers

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By *lue-greenMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"TinaTitz - real name is Katie Price.

When he reads a book he puts his Saddam Hussein Moustache on.

Hangs out with known robbers and murderers "

He breaks into Laura Ashley at night, steals their floral prints and turns them into pants

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Once met Cherie Blair whilst whacked on mephedrone and when asked what he did replied:

"As little as possible"

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By *lue-greenMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"Once met Cherie Blair whilst whacked on mephedrone and when asked what he did replied:

"As little as possible""

He once got d*unk, walked up to Michael Eavis and asked him to "Milk me like one of your cows"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has a collection of crisp packets from around the world which he keeps in a shoe box under his bed. Is also the village YoYo champion which he took up after the kids kept beating him at conkers.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Never wings anything. Preplans everything, even down to the number of grunts when he is on the throne.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worked in Area 51 and knows what happened to Elvis. this woman works for the CIA and she's about to expose all the names of swingers who have 3 verifications or more its going public in the tabloids on Friday ,thank the lord I don't use my real name

Not too far from the truth I can find you if I want you "
she found me and god was she good and she wants more that's another story but thanks wink wink

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tastelessly asked Prince William to sign his mum's Mother's Day card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the least bit interested in music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the least bit interested in music"

Not interested in having a first meet

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Not the least bit interested in meeting anyone

C...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Has met Ron Jeremy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has met Ron Jeremy "

Is a virgin

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Has met Ron Jeremy

Is a virgin"

Is a born-again virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has moustache constructed from hair waxed from the arse crack of Susan Boyle.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Has moustache constructed from hair waxed from the arse crack of Susan Boyle."

*doffs bowler*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you sir *doths stovepipe*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond Joe is a librarian in Chipping Norton. Exciting stories he posts are constructed from ideas he gets from Clive Cussler novels.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fucked 11 people last year to celebrate his birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell I feel left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You greased the breaks on the Segway that crashed into Usain bolt.. out of bitterness that you run like a girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a spell on the nudist beach he get gobbled by a big chopper!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Has taken acid on Machu Picchu

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Went to school with Joe in the 90's. Remarkable kid in that despite being blind and only having one leg he was school high jump champion 3 years in a row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

totally doesnt like sex and doesnt know why amyone is on this site!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

RandyandKitty - they only claim to live in Norwich in a misguided attempt at appearing to be cool and down with the kids. In reality, they live in Ipswich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TinaTitz is a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina is a Hermit and never goes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tina is a Hermit and never goes out "
found this couple outside my house a few times trying to peer in ;0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tina is a Hermit and never goes out "
alimark is not interested in sex at all they are both celibate and are devout Muslims shalom

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Dalimark is not interested in sex at all they are both celibate and are devout Muslims shalom "

Doesn't care if his inlaws DO know if he grows dope in their old greenhouse. Sooo rude.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Diamondjoe got his nickname after his friends misheard him say his boyfriend likes a big cock in his ring...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes off like a bottle of pop on contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Soda is the founding father of fab swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postman Pat was modelled on you^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Postman Pat was modelled on you^^^"
testarossa models underwear for primark in her spare time and is a crossing lady at the local school she also blends salmon fish cakes and double choc ripple for her lunch

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Trademark is a secret sherry drimker

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Trademark is a secret sherry drimker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trademark is a secret sherry drimker"
hehe hey sherry is good for you especially with exam cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trademark is a secret sherry drimkerhehe hey sherry is good for you especially with exam cheese "
edam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be called "Rough Trade" but is trying to go upmarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She once had sex with a guy that was 6ft 3inches tall. Then noticed the stilts in his trousers.

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By *ohnioMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Was born and raised by a heard of mountain goats fled captivity having only the skills aquired from the pack he went on to be the most sucessful president of his now local lawn bowling club

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

made a knights costume out of milk bottle tops when he was seven and wouldnt take it off for a whole week, hes now know by his parents, by the nick name 'shiny'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"made a knights costume out of milk bottle tops when he was seven and wouldnt take it off for a whole week, hes now know by his parents, by the nick name 'shiny' "

Once passed out after a 2&half day sex and drugs binge. Some people just *don't* know when to stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"made a knights costume out of milk bottle tops when he was seven and wouldnt take it off for a whole week, hes now know by his parents, by the nick name 'shiny'

Once passed out after a 2&half day sex and drugs binge. Some people just *don't* know when to stop!"

came round to my house last night and fucked me for 6 hours solid it wasn't till after he realised that wasn't an arse he was shagging and I'm actually female

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By *ohnioMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

thought a dildo was an extinct bird until her 18 when her girlfriend bought her one and gave a demo how to use it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"made a knights costume out of milk bottle tops when he was seven and wouldnt take it off for a whole week, hes now know by his parents, by the nick name 'shiny'

Once passed out after a 2&half day sex and drugs binge. Some people just *don't* know when to stop!

came round to my house last night and fucked me for 6 hours solid it wasn't till after he realised that wasn't an arse he was shagging and I'm actually female "

was the original model for 'allo allo's 'fallen madonna with the big boobies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suzy failed English GCSE 3 times

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy failed English GCSE 3 times "
mr pb, was the examination officer, for my english exams, he just wanted to spank me, each time i failed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Himself and two mates are currently circling a Russian weather station.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Suzy failed English GCSE 3 times "

Mr PB is Mr Greys stunt double !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loves her arse being rubbed with toothpaste (well she does now)

C..."

Oh minty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was technically dead for 14 minutes last July but was resuscitated & her first words were "blimey that doctor is hot"

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By *igzag1Man
over a year ago

hartlepool

Was born in a shed in Germany has a dog called Gareth once joined a circus but the elephants did not like her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a four some but only one came

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Was born in a shed in Germany has a dog called Gareth once joined a circus but the elephants did not like her"

got his name from being the chevron painter on the M6..known for saying 'keep your distance' and 'tiredness kills, take a break..in my bed!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They went to join the mile high club, but missed the flight

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Had a four some but only one came "

goes around with a stamp stuck to his forehead and is known as 'first class'

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Got 50 out of 50 on the written test for her cycling proficiency test but failed the practical

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Got 50 out of 50 on the written test for her cycling proficiency test but failed the practical "

hey that's bloody true...

once was hired to be the Christmas tree angel, in Glastonbury, he was dunked in the red and white water, paraded up the tor, wrapped in fairy lights and then suspended from a lamppost with rope-work..he converted 30 helpful elves that year..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has 3 nipples

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Got 50 out of 50 on the written test for her cycling proficiency test but failed the practical

hey that's bloody true...

once was hired to be the Christmas tree angel, in Glastonbury, he was dunked in the red and white water, paraded up the tor, wrapped in fairy lights and then suspended from a lamppost with rope-work..he converted 30 helpful elves that year.. "

That's not true - they never caught me.

Was paraded through the streets before being taken up the Tor where she was hung, drawn and quartered for treason against the King's person.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Got 50 out of 50 on the written test for her cycling proficiency test but failed the practical

hey that's bloody true...

once was hired to be the Christmas tree angel, in Glastonbury, he was dunked in the red and white water, paraded up the tor, wrapped in fairy lights and then suspended from a lamppost with rope-work..he converted 30 helpful elves that year..

That's not true - they never caught me.

Was paraded through the streets before being taken up the Tor where she was hung, drawn and quartered for treason against the King's person."

quite possibly true too

you mean they were legally auctioned off at the assembly rooms as male slaves and as such passed the bylaws of the town, under 'buy your spiritual awakening here'...heheehe

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over a year ago


"Got 50 out of 50 on the written test for her cycling proficiency test but failed the practical

hey that's bloody true...

once was hired to be the Christmas tree angel, in Glastonbury, he was dunked in the red and white water, paraded up the tor, wrapped in fairy lights and then suspended from a lamppost with rope-work..he converted 30 helpful elves that year.. "
Suzy and her partner bladey contrary to popular belief have never had penetrative sex Suzy finds it too uncomfortable she has sought solace with the Dali lama in New York but he turned her away due to lack of dress sense

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"you mean they were legally auctioned off at the assembly rooms as male slaves and as such passed the bylaws of the town, under 'buy your spiritual awakening here'...heheehe"

You actually know G'bury! Well well...

Stopped fight on the High Street between a man in penis costume and a passer by, whilst she herself was dressed as a vagina

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"you mean they were legally auctioned off at the assembly rooms as male slaves and as such passed the bylaws of the town, under 'buy your spiritual awakening here'...heheehe

You actually know G'bury! Well well...

Stopped fight on the High Street between a man in penis costume and a passer by, whilst she herself was dressed as a vagina

"

Lies like a cheap watch

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Never tells the truth

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Always has to have the last word

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Whaddaya know?

This works!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

[as you were]

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"you mean they were legally auctioned off at the assembly rooms as male slaves and as such passed the bylaws of the town, under 'buy your spiritual awakening here'...heheehe

You actually know G'bury! Well well...

Stopped fight on the High Street between a man in penis costume and a passer by, whilst she herself was dressed as a vagina

"

indeed i do..very well

he was a vendor, offering me either his engraved stick or his conch to blow, i said it would be rude, to refuse either

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