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By *anchester_gent OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

Let's be careful not to offend the sensitive, but a friend of mine and I concluded there was a space in the market for this topic. Those status posts and profile text snippets which are unintentionally hilarious.

To start things off, this past week, we've seen:

- a lady who was looking for a "nob smoker"

- another who was looking for the company of "multiple clocks"

- and for me anyone who in their profile says that they are "proffesional" is always amusing.

Any more crackers...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me he would "shirt his pants" if he ever went to a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collage graduat" gets me every time. Also any guy who claims to be a soldier then writes on his profile "Just back from afganystin".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chortled at someone's recent update which offered to meet a willing woman at McDonalds at midnight.

The glamour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married but have my wife's permission to come on her. Think he missed the e off the end???!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful the forum police will suspend you if they haven't already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Collage graduat" gets me every time. Also any guy who claims to be a soldier then writes on his profile "Just back from afganystin"."

That's one that gets me mead all the time why lie that you have bin in reg or x reg gets me me all time or the ones that have only bin in traning or doing there basic sorry little things like that get right under my skin

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Careful the forum police will suspend you if they haven't already! "

You really need to keep any issues you have with Admins rules to Admin themselves. You can do this from the CONTACT button. You could end up banned if you keep having digs on here. Check out the forum rules to save yourself any ban.

http://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

The guys that are looking for women who are squitters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guys that are looking for women who are squitters "

Maybe it's a diarrhea fetish

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By *anchester_gent OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

Ha ha... I knew there was mileage in this topic!

No names please, so we don't upset anyone (hopefully!)

Keep 'em coming....! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a women" always makes me chuckle

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