FabSwingers.com forum: best slogan on a tee shirt

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my fave was bukakke ruined my carpet.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i saw one that said

'tll your boobs to stop staring at my eyes'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one that said- Fuck- I can spell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it doesnt suck itself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a twos up on a bastard?"

I absolutely hate these t-shirts or any with a slogan but i seen the above and got it for a friend. He absolutely loves it and now calls it his pulling shirt because he always 'pulls' when he wears it out on the town and i can verify that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mate ssent me a picture text earlier with a bloke in a T saying " I do fuck on the first date"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

You're next on my to do list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a girlie mate of mine wore a tee shirt with "will fuck for " on it at a festival. she wasn't short of offers.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"cum slut"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're next on my to do list"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iron my shirt bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On front -

I'll do anything for you...*

On back -

*so long as i can catch the match!

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

T/shirt with picture of a sheep on it,

with, BAAAAA means No!

printed underneath.

And yes I do live in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/12/10 09:15:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not cheating if my husband watches has to be the best ive seen so far xxx Lois xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a pic of a girl on a website in a t shirt which read:

"I fucked your husband".

Always a talking point at the supermarket i imagine.

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"Tell your wife I said thanks..."

and "It isn't gonna lick itself!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 ripe melons"

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"If Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you up"

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By *eppersCouple
over a year ago

telford

We got a T shirt for our daughter when she was a baby, and a proper choccy monster which read "Give me the chocolate and No one gets hurt".

She's 5 now and nothing changed.lol

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Vinny has a tee shirt with

Don't be daft don't be silly put a condom on your Willy.

You want to see the looks he gets when he is wearing it

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice legs what time do are they open

this one i wanted but was told No

it read i like eating pussy like fat bloke eat pies

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

'View is very modest but a fucking great shag'

it's one I designed myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had one only went out in it the one time last summer got a lot of strange look's and the odd remark dont no why it only said "I DO,DO GIRL'S ?.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I buoght a mate's new born son a t-shirt that said

"I'm living proof my mum is easy"

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I bought my mate one that said "thousands of my children died on your daughters face last night."

I begged him to wear it when he met his girlfriends parents for the first time, but he chickened out at the last minute!!

I wore one to a rave a couple of weeks ago, saying "I'm here for the gangbang."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought my mate one that said "thousands of my children died on your daughters face last night."

I begged him to wear it when he met his girlfriends parents for the first time, but he chickened out at the last minute!!

I wore one to a rave a couple of weeks ago, saying "I'm here for the gangbang.""

marry me....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many cats - so few recipes.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

pork makes everything better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pork makes everything better"

I refer you back to the come dine with me thread...

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"I bought my mate one that said "thousands of my children died on your daughters face last night."

I begged him to wear it when he met his girlfriends parents for the first time, but he chickened out at the last minute!!

I wore one to a rave a couple of weeks ago, saying "I'm here for the gangbang."

marry me....lol

Awww babe I'd love to, but I don't believe in marriage!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought my mate one that said "thousands of my children died on your daughters face last night."

I begged him to wear it when he met his girlfriends parents for the first time, but he chickened out at the last minute!!

I wore one to a rave a couple of weeks ago, saying "I'm here for the gangbang."

marry me....lol

Awww babe I'd love to, but I don't believe in marriage!!! "

Me neither, I still am

that'd be bigamy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one that says "No i dont have Tourrettes,you really are a cunt!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one from Ann Summers "Last night a bj saved my life".

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Hate 'funny' Tshirts...they remind me of those stupid 'funny' car stickers.....not as bad as 'funny' records though...my biggest pet hate...'funny' maybe once and thats it...its like buying a cd of a joke that repeats itself every 5 minutes..

I think theres a north south divide though on 'funny' t shirts...your more likely to see northern blokes walking along with 'im with stupid' and an arrow pointing at at mrs (oh my aching spleen!!...so funny!!) or the other 'classic 'in case of dehydration..buy me a pint'...than a southern bloke, who will probably just have last years england shirt on..hanging like a set of cheap curtains over his guts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest one i seen on guys t-shirt was - " yes - mum was going to swallow that night "

and i liked this one

" the liver is evil - and must be punished "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will fuck for beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funniest one i seen on guys t-shirt was - " yes - mum was going to swallow that night "

and i liked this one

" the liver is evil - and must be punished "

I don't get the first one. Explain it please ?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a few i like are - Sometimes I Aim To Please, Other Times I Shoot To Kill................

Cunningly disguised as an adult...............I want what i want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cover me in Guiness and throw me to the irish lesbians

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

once had a t shirt where wylie coyote had caught road runner from behind and had a massive hard on. The slogan said BEEP BEEP NOW YOU BASTARD

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By *icksfocusMan
over a year ago

Pontefract

"Funniest one i seen on guys t-shirt was - " yes - mum was going to swallow that night "

and i liked this one

" the liver is evil - and must be punished "

its for when out drinking as alcahol damages the liver

I don't get the first one. Explain it please ?"

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By *awnpaulCouple
over a year ago

Hounslow

Two's company, three's a result!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I think Granny was referring to the one that said, "yes - mum was going to swallow that night"

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Oops, my post above was written in response to the one a couple of posts earlier, not the one immediately above it.

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