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"I used to be a chef in a past life so i reckon i could get away with it. Anyone up for a fabswingers cum dine with me. Different house every night, the desserts would be brilliant and everone's a winner.... "ooohhh....please! cannae be bothered to cook...ever again for that matter! | |||
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"I used to be a chef in a past life so i reckon i could get away with it. Anyone up for a fabswingers cum dine with me. Different house every night, the desserts would be brilliant and everone's a winner....
ooohhh....please! cannae be bothered to cook...ever again for that matter!"I'll cook you up a storm, whatever you want. I'm an expert at creamy sauces | |||
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" I'll cook you up a storm, whatever you want. I'm an expert at creamy sauces " i'll bring the pink fizzy...i fancy popping a cork! | |||
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" Not literally sorry, I mean the programme! Just watching it now, and why do they think they can cook? Some serve proper slop and I know, ask my husband! Would anyone on here go and cook on the programme? I'm sure people on here could do better. " Yes she should know  I do 75% of the cooking in our house, Mrs Fun usually just about manages to warm things up 
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"I used to be a chef in a past life so i reckon i could get away with it. Anyone up for a fabswingers cum dine with me. Different house every night, the desserts would be brilliant and everone's a winner.... "Now that appeals lol....love the programme too, the guy who does the commentary is hilarious. | |||
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"oooh id be up for that "sausage butty served by an ugg wearing bambi eyed female?  | |||
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"oooh id be up for that
sausage butty served by an ugg wearing bambi eyed female?"just uggs? | |||
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"I'd love to go in the show but i doubt i would win with black puddin on fried bread followed by egg and chips with jelly and ice cream for pudding "thats all the rage in that there London dont you know - old Ramsey charges a bomb for a bit of black pudding the size of your thumb nail | |||
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"oooh id be up for that
sausage butty served by an ugg wearing bambi eyed female?just uggs? "God no! WOuldnt want to put you off your butty lol | |||
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"oooh id be up for that
sausage butty served by an ugg wearing bambi eyed female?just uggs?
God no! WOuldnt want to put you off your butty lol"gutted | |||
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxx" what ya cooking? | |||
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxxwhat ya cooking? "scallops with black puddding in garlic white wine sauce...............beef fillet with a gratin of wild mushrooms and chunky chips.......chocolate and tiramisu parfait.......a spread of femmefatal on a bed of mine......wines to suit.  | |||
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxxwhat ya cooking?
scallops with black puddding in garlic white wine sauce...............beef fillet with a gratin of wild mushrooms and chunky chips.......chocolate and tiramisu parfait.......a spread of femmefatal on a bed of mine......wines to suit. "Femmefatale would be flat out after a feed like that!!!  | |||
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"All round to Steviep's then, Just need the Day & time now "Oh if only you meant it. teases the loy of ya | |||
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" Not literally sorry, I mean the programme! Just watching it now, and why do they think they can cook? Some serve proper slop and I know, ask my husband! Would anyone on here go and cook on the programme? I'm sure people on here could do better. Yes she should know I do 75% of the cooking in our house, Mrs Fun usually just about manages to warm things up
Mr Fun (hope she doesnt see my reply) "Fine !! Guess who's doing the cooking and washing up from now on then !! As he is so good at it | |||
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"All round to Steviep's then, Just need the Day & time now
Oh if only you meant it. teases the loy of ya"Teasing is for after the dinner xx | |||
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxxwhat ya cooking?
scallops with black puddding in garlic white wine sauce...............beef fillet with a gratin of wild mushrooms and chunky chips.......chocolate and tiramisu parfait.......a spread of femmefatal on a bed of mine......wines to suit. "MMMMMM, I'm in!!!!! | |||
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FFS! We all know beef burger is, as described by a former workmate, eyes ears and ass`oles! | |||
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"It always makes you laugh when you get these people on there who "don`t touch this, hate that2 then when you hear what they actually like it turns out to be the worst possible choices. For example, won`t touch fillet steak but will eat beef burger! FFS! We all know beef burger is, as described by a former workmate, eyes ears and ass`oles!"I know a few burgers lol | |||
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxxwhat ya cooking?
scallops with black puddding in garlic white wine sauce...............beef fillet with a gratin of wild mushrooms and chunky chips.......chocolate and tiramisu parfait.......a spread of femmefatal on a bed of mine......wines to suit.
Well thats two coming, who else, go on feed my deluded fantasies...
MMMMMM, I'm in!!!!!" | |||
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"well i'll start, all pile round mine xxxwhat ya cooking?
scallops with black puddding in garlic white wine sauce...............beef fillet with a gratin of wild mushrooms and chunky chips.......chocolate and tiramisu parfait.......a spread of femmefatal on a bed of mine......wines to suit.
MMMMMM, I'm in!!!!!"Well that's two cumming, who else...come on feed my deluded fantasies. | |||
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"im coming xxx" That's three....just two more and we're on...............I wish | |||
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"We're sure half the contestants don't need the prize money. Many of them seem to go on just to show what swanky houses and lifestyles they have. We're always glad if one of the poorer looking host/hostesses wins.......unless they're an arsehole of course! "wicked, i've got a poorer looking house, squeeze yourselves in. | |||
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"Oh go on then as can't let u have all the women "yeah, i'll be needing some help | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!! "aww, bet you'd look great in a pair of pink marigolds. match your knickers they would.. | |||
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"im not doing dishes either. let the men do it "WHAT....I'm cooking the damn thing. Naked | |||
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"im not doing dishes either. let the men do it "WHAT....I'm cooking the damn thing. Naked | |||
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"im not doing dishes either. let the men do it
WHAT....I'm cooking the damn thing. Naked "sorry, but I will be too busy shagging the guests!!! | |||
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"im not doing dishes either. let the men do it
WHAT....I'm cooking the damn thing. Naked
sorry, but I will be too busy shagging the guests!!! "share the guests wnt u | |||
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"im not doing dishes either. let the men do it
WHAT....I'm cooking the damn thing. Naked
sorry, but I will be too busy shagging the guests!!! "ONLY THE GUESTS. bummer | |||
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"im not doing dishes either. let the men do it
WHAT....I'm cooking the damn thing. Naked
sorry, but I will be too busy shagging the guests!!!
oh the host will be getting second helpings of my dessert xx
ONLY THE GUESTS. bummer " | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!! "I'll do them as I don't mind getting | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting "that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs. | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
"thought I was!!! lol | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
"Someone will have to as I'm nothing everything lol | |||
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"my menu for this would be: starter: bourek (spicey mince wrapped in filo n deep fried) main: elham lahlou (lamb well cooked in prunes and garnished with roasted almonds side or after: mixed salad Sweet: chocolate mouse or creme caramel followed by MachuPiccu coffee, (or choice of teas) cheeseboard and bics Wine, not so sure as I don't partake meself but perhaps an Italian Rose? " Is that Greek ? Ad some great food in Cyprus last year xx | |||
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Steviep, I'll chance it & go along to yours seeing as though you were a Chef in your past The Fems may need some attention while your doing your thing in the Kitchen
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
"I will help with the dishes lol | |||
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"Stevie - can we have some canapes and champagne whilst we are waiting??? I'm hungry!!!!" But of course..don't forget to mingle though | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol"But not the blow jobs???? | |||
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"I couldnt go on this show as Im fussy to where I eat. Some of the competitors hygiene leaves a lot to be desired.... Id gag at the table if I was served food from MOST of the competitors on the show. Im not a fussy eater, I just like cleanliness. Most on this show serve up "Slop" so I dont think Im missing anything by not going on the show
Steviep, I'll chance it & go along to yours seeing as though you were a Chef in your past The Fems may need some attention while your doing your thing in the Kitchen
Mr Fun
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs???? "ummmm nope | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs????
ummmm nope "Best bring yer scrubbing brush and fairy liquid then. No freebies lol | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs????
ummmm nope
Best bring yer scrubbing brush and fairy liquid then. No freebies lol"I will bring them and volunteer to keep the ladies happy lol | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs????
ummmm nope "Just looked at your profile for a nano second. I'll let you off the blowjobs | |||
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"I'm NOT doing the dishes afterwards!!!
I'll do them as I don't mind getting
that's the dish washing sorted then. wqho's doing the blow jobs.
I will help with the dishes lol
But not the blow jobs????
ummmm nope
Just looked at your profile for a nano second. I'll let you off the blowjobs"Thanks lol | |||
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"Stevie - can we have some canapes and champagne whilst we are waiting??? I'm hungry!!!! But of course..don't forget to mingle though "oi!! my mingle is for dessert!!! | |||
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"Stevie - can we have some canapes and champagne whilst we are waiting??? I'm hungry!!!! But of course..don't forget to mingle though
oi!! my mingle is for dessert!!! "Just be sure that everyone gets a taste. | |||
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"my menu for this would be: starter: bourek (spicey mince wrapped in filo n deep fried) main: elham lahlou (lamb well cooked in prunes and garnished with roasted almonds side or after: mixed salad Sweet: chocolate mouse or creme caramel followed by MachuPiccu coffee, (or choice of teas) cheeseboard and bics Wine, not so sure as I don't partake meself but perhaps an Italian Rose? " superb, an excellent counterpoint to my meni/ you can do tuesday. who's doing wednesday??? | |||
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"Yea plenty of mingling and socialising before the main course!! xx but mmm what did you say were for dessert !! And I said he wa doing tea and he has and tomaz looking gud for him to dinner too " | |||
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"Was it the Coronation Street lot, Ive seen adverts for it but havent ever watched the programme. From the adverts though, that guy who played Reg Holdsworth - he looks like a pervert to me. I know hes acting up and dressing up and pretending but Im not entirely sure hes that good an actor. I just think he really is a pervert. (I apologise if Reg is on this site, sorry I know naming and shaming is not allowed) "That one is Monday night at 9pm, and I agree about Reg, something creepy about him | |||
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"Just watching the Corrie come dine with me ??? Oh My god does Reg Holdsworth want a slap or what??? Tupele ( Kelly ) is looking quite nice thou!!! Mrs Fun xx" Tracey Barlow. hmmmmmmm | |||
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