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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since I'm awake at this ungodly hour on a Sunday and its way too early to leave the comfort of my boudoir...Me thinks a perving session is in order....So come on you sexy Fabsters give me your best Profile pic to drool and perv over...Prettty PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since I'm awake at this ungodly hour on a Sunday and its way too early to leave the comfort of my boudoir...Me thinks a perving session is in order....So come on you sexy Fabsters give me your best Profile pic to drool and perv over...Prettty PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "

Good morning zoya, feel free to perve mine anytime x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since I'm awake at this ungodly hour on a Sunday and its way too early to leave the comfort of my boudoir...Me thinks a perving session is in order....So come on you sexy Fabsters give me your best Profile pic to drool and perv over...Prettty PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Good morning zoya, feel free to perve mine anytime x"

Morning Sir and thank you

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Morning sunshine.

You must have good eyesight to be able to perv profile pics

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Go on then, perv away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, awake here and pictures ready for your inspection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning sunshine.

You must have good eyesight to be able to perv profile pics

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That's why I went to specsavers I have my fab glasses on kinda like beer goggles minus beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then, perv away! "

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Pass em over here, let's have a go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning, awake here and pictures ready for your inspection "

Well that ass/arse is very perv worthy Thank Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perv mine if ya like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent you one hope it helps x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pass em over here, let's have a go. "

Sod that get ya own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perv mine if ya like"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am doing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sent you one hope it helps x"

Thanks no need to send them...its more a forum fun subject..but ty

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Sent you one hope it helps x

Thanks no need to send them...its more a forum fun subject..but ty"

You dont want an inbox of a thousand cock shots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sent you one hope it helps x

Thanks no need to send them...its more a forum fun subject..but ty

You dont want an inbox of a thousand cock shots? "

Ermmmmmmmmmmm let me think hard on that one....and the answer is NO.....hahaha

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over a year ago

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Help yourself.

I am fed up with my internal alarm clock, no matter what the day always awake just before 6. Thank god for Fab.

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Mmmm that was a lovely pic thanks xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Help yourself.

I am fed up with my internal alarm clock, no matter what the day always awake just before 6. Thank god for Fab."

Tell me about it ...its too early to hoover so good job we have here to chat n perv

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

Fine.

In that case I'll start perving but if I find anything good I'm keeping it to myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fine.

In that case I'll start perving but if I find anything good I'm keeping it to myself. "

Fine...pfffft ...goes off mumbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably don't look at my best on a Sunday morning but knock yourself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning zoya you'll go blind x

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

For the avoidance of doubt, "Fine" in this instance meant what it means when said by a woman.

Tell you what, you perv the blokes, I'll perv the women and we'll compare notes over a brew in about half an hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I probably don't look at my best on a Sunday morning but knock yourself out "

Don't think anyone does at this ungodly hr know I don't

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

I'm nothing special ??

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


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Tell me about it ...its too early to hoover so good job we have here to chat n perv "

I know trying to work out what on my list of jobs for today won't wake up the neighbours or the rest of the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x "

Nah I've my special glasses on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For the avoidance of doubt, "Fine" in this instance meant what it means when said by a woman.

Tell you what, you perv the blokes, I'll perv the women and we'll compare notes over a brew in about half an hour."

Sod that im perving em all....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm nothing special ??"

Morning lovely and shhh your lush

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central


"I'm nothing special ??

Morning lovely and shhh your lush "

Thanks Hun, don't feel it today, xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the avoidance of doubt, "Fine" in this instance meant what it means when said by a woman.

Tell you what, you perv the blokes, I'll perv the women and we'll compare notes over a brew in about half an hour.

Sod that im perving em all...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Tell me about it ...its too early to hoover so good job we have here to chat n perv

I know trying to work out what on my list of jobs for today won't wake up the neighbours or the rest of the house"

I am refusing to move not even been to pop kettle on for a brew yet ..way too early for movement well unless it was between the bed sheets that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm nothing special ??

Morning lovely and shhh your lush

Thanks Hun, don't feel it today, xxxxxxxx"

Well have a big booby hug (.)(.) xx

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Bless you I'd love that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ! Perv away

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm nothing special ??

Morning lovely and shhh your lush

Thanks Hun, don't feel it today, xxxxxxxx"

Ah come on, you're a proper fox!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bless you I'd love that xx"

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central


"I'm nothing special ??

Morning lovely and shhh your lush

Thanks Hun, don't feel it today, xxxxxxxx

Ah come on, you're a proper fox! "

Thanks for being so kind xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning ! Perv away "

Strangely enough I perved you before my thread..I would say you were my inspiration...lush pics Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you just love a good morning perv lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you just love a good morning perv lol"

Certainly do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New profile pic on display just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning ! Perv away

Strangely enough I perved you before my thread..I would say you were my inspiration...lush pics Sir "

Well thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick any of ours as you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New profile pic on display just for you "

Here he is ...you know your pics always make me mmmmmm one day that arse/ass will be bitten Sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning ! Perv away

Strangely enough I perved you before my thread..I would say you were my inspiration...lush pics Sir

Well thank you very much "

Your very welcome a refreshing change to see great pics instead of the usual cock shots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick any of ours as you like"
that be a wee difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New profile pic on display just for you

Here he is ...you know your pics always make me mmmmmm one day that arse/ass will be bitten Sir "

Mmmm cant wait bite away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New profile pic on display just for you

Here he is ...you know your pics always make me mmmmmm one day that arse/ass will be bitten Sir

Mmmm cant wait bite away "

There will be more than biting I can assure you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to peruse mine at your leasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel free to peruse mine at your leasure "

Oh I have done a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New profile pic on display just for you

Here he is ...you know your pics always make me mmmmmm one day that arse/ass will be bitten Sir

Mmmm cant wait bite away

There will be more than biting I can assure you "

Oohhhh making me horny at this time on a sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likewise, you certainly get the blood flowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New profile pic on display just for you

Here he is ...you know your pics always make me mmmmmm one day that arse/ass will be bitten Sir

Mmmm cant wait bite away

There will be more than biting I can assure you

Oohhhh making me horny at this time on a sunday morning "

Nothing wrong with Sunday morning horn Sir ...as you well know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Likewise, you certainly get the blood flowing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since I'm awake at this ungodly hour on a Sunday and its way too early to leave the comfort of my boudoir...Me thinks a perving session is in order....So come on you sexy Fabsters give me your best Profile pic to drool and perv over...Prettty PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "
Have just uploaded some new ones Zoya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since I'm awake at this ungodly hour on a Sunday and its way too early to leave the comfort of my boudoir...Me thinks a perving session is in order....So come on you sexy Fabsters give me your best Profile pic to drool and perv over...Prettty PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Have just uploaded some new ones Zoya "

Well I will pop over and perv then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Likewise, you certainly get the blood flowing "

You've ruined my Sunday morning! How can I watch match of the day with a hard on?!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Likewise, you certainly get the blood flowing

You've ruined my Sunday morning! How can I watch match of the day with a hard on?!!! "

You don't need to watch that crap man....pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it's off, you have my absolute attention x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on "

hey are they magnifying glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh it's off, you have my absolute attention x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses "

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

Ooooh, hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh, hello!"

I read that in my best Kenny Williams voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for a Sunday morning perv, but I might have to get up and grab a coffee to go with it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm up for a Sunday morning perv, but I might have to get up and grab a coffee to go with it! "

Can you do me a green tea if you do...please and thanking you muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine "

hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think mine is a bit bigger than a sky remote but it takes me ages to change channel with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaves a right mess on the screen too....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx "

How very true ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think mine is a bit bigger than a sky remote but it takes me ages to change channel with it. "

Hahahahah did you turn foooty off with ya penis or the remote then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... "

but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx "

Yes I picked up on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that "

mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates "

Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shook penis in direction of tv vigorously, felt good but no result. Resorted back to remote eventually but I'll get it one day I won't give up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shook penis in direction of tv vigorously, felt good but no result. Resorted back to remote eventually but I'll get it one day I won't give up "

Good man keep trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx

Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx

Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? "

hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx

Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x"

Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm up for a Sunday morning perv, but I might have to get up and grab a coffee to go with it!

Can you do me a green tea if you do...please and thanking you muchly "

Consider it done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm up for a Sunday morning perv, but I might have to get up and grab a coffee to go with it!

Can you do me a green tea if you do...please and thanking you muchly

Consider it done "

Why thank you

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Well my day has just brightened up a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well my day has just brightened up a little "

Good morning lovely and that's good to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this my current fave avatar its kinda subtle in the drooling stakes...

@juniper like your avatar pic with the red shoes, pretty pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@juniper ~ I meant red bra / black shoes.

Jeez I need another cuppa!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx

Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x

Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil "

hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx

Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x

Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx "

Rather you than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning zoya a new one from me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my favourite avatar. Hope you like x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning zoya a new one from me x "

Yes I did notice and a lovely one at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is my favourite avatar. Hope you like x"

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well this my current fave avatar its kinda subtle in the drooling stakes...

@juniper like your avatar pic with the red shoes, pretty pic "

Vey nice

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"@juniper ~ I meant red bra / black shoes.

Jeez I need another cuppa!!!!"

Haha!! It is still early on a Sunday x

I like your current avatar & the tutu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx

Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x

Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx

Rather you than me "

hehe hey do you drive sexy ? I've always driven everywhere and loved it but the advent of speed cameras and average speed cameras and cost of fuel has really sapped my enjoyment of driving a train is far more relaxing you can sit in comfort eat drink chat and get to your destination in half the time what can be more relaxing than that xx

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over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx

Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x

Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx

Rather you than me hehe hey do you drive sexy ? I've always driven everywhere and loved it but the advent of speed cameras and average speed cameras and cost of fuel has really sapped my enjoyment of driving a train is far more relaxing you can sit in comfort eat drink chat and get to your destination in half the time what can be more relaxing than that xx "

Hate trains and don't see anything relaxing about them...I drive everywhere thank god

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over a year ago


"Morning zoya you'll go blind x

Nah I've my special glasses on hey are they magnifying glasses

I wont need them will I ...I mean most penis are measured by a sky remote and I can clearly see my sky remote so I should be fine hehe I've never felt a need to measure ,most penises should be judged by the sensation they leave you with xx

How very true .... but just so you can see its ok I've changed profile pic xx

Yes I picked up on that mmmm see your eyes do work don't suppose you would like to feel the sensations it creates do you have train stations in the norf and hotels because if you do I would enjoy the visit distance is no object for me xx

Bloody hell is it that big its gonna stretch this far up norf???? hey you have train stations and hotels in norf and love your new profile pic I'm mark x

Train stations..oh nooo don't go there ....they are evil hey the train station is to get me to the norf xxx

Rather you than me hehe hey do you drive sexy ? I've always driven everywhere and loved it but the advent of speed cameras and average speed cameras and cost of fuel has really sapped my enjoyment of driving a train is far more relaxing you can sit in comfort eat drink chat and get to your destination in half the time what can be more relaxing than that xx

Hate trains and don't see anything relaxing about them...I drive everywhere thank god "

awwww hey each to their own having driven everywhere for 30 years I'm enjoying a break from it but understand how you feel xxx

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Done OP

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Boooooobs

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Boooooobs "

So I see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done OP "

Mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You?

Perve?

Never.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You?

Perve?

Never......."

About bloody time someone perv worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to warn you all, I am at a loose end this evening and armed with beer and a finger that is primed and ready to fab.

Prepare to be perved over and fabbed to within an inch of your lives

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