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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'm going to a wedding next year, and just had a message from the bride that as her brother is now not attending, I am responsible for there being bad behaviour.

So she'll be disappointed if I don't do something that disappoints her...

This might be tricky.

Obviously the cliche'd reaction is to try it on with every bridesmaid, but I'd like to be more creative.

So, to inspire me, what bad behaviour have you lot done at a wedding?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm going to a wedding next year, and just had a message from the bride that as her brother is now not attending, I am responsible for there being bad behaviour.

So she'll be disappointed if I don't do something that disappoints her...

This might be tricky.

Obviously the cliche'd reaction is to try it on with every bridesmaid, but I'd like to be more creative.

So, to inspire me, what bad behaviour have you lot done at a wedding? "

I walked into my hotel room to be greeted by a naked best man whilst his pregnant wife and all the ushers giggled madly - I think they expected me to be shocked It was a family wedding and most people seem to think I'm sweet and innocent and naive

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Well, that went down well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a swinger at a family wedding! The after reception was fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I picked up a waiter at my sisters wedding, we snuck into the bridal suite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got so pissed the night before a wedding, during the night I sleepwalk'd my way for a pee...................at the end of the hotel corridor whilst stark bollock naked, the proceeded to bang on my room door for the then gf to let me back in.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

You could always turn up in a bridal gown. Upstaging the bride is generally frowned upon, I believe.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm going to a wedding next Saturday I'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget the bridesmaid, try it on with the groom!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Upstaged the bride by wearing The Suit and then getting pissed a spilling red wine on her dress.

:o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order some of those cheap joke shop tricks. Replace cigarettes with exploding ones, give sweets which turn mouth blue, spud gun shot in the back when people aren't looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favorite party prank is !!! get a small urine air tight sample container, insert a broken stink bomb. Remove screw cap periodically for a couple of moments, and replace cap, Every body will be looking at each other and thinking, somebody in the room, has got really bad wind, and a rat has crawled up their ass and died,

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Snogged the bride at the reception.. Made the vicar blush.

Red

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Ooo a tricky one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he been banged up?

Sorry , I know you're the one asking question. This is just to keep me off the 'blocked' thread

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Has he been banged up?

Sorry , I know you're the one asking question. This is just to keep me off the 'blocked' thread "

I've no idea. Most likely is that he's refused to travel to it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does she want to look at you and shake her head slowly in disappointment or spectacular, hate you forever disappointment?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Does she want to look at you and shake her head slowly in disappointment or spectacular, hate you forever disappointment?

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Good question

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You'd better shag her the night before

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I'm going to a wedding next year, and just had a message from the bride that as her brother is now not attending, I am responsible for there being bad behaviour.

So she'll be disappointed if I don't do something that disappoints her...

This might be tricky.

Obviously the cliche'd reaction is to try it on with every bridesmaid, but I'd like to be more creative.

So, to inspire me, what bad behaviour have you lot done at a wedding? "

Almost had a row with someone but walked away - proud of that bit.

Then as I got more and more d*unk I was going around calling her a saggy old cunt to anyone who would listen. Not so proud of that bit.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Does she want to look at you and shake her head slowly in disappointment or spectacular, hate you forever disappointment?

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I would have thought the former.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Does she want to look at you and shake her head slowly in disappointment or spectacular, hate you forever disappointment?

I would have thought the former."

Then you just need to have a comedic speech planned that just just enough off colour things about yourself and one or two about others that makes people shake their head and give you that odd silence followed by the less than half-hearted clap.

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