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"Gaming steak and metal. Winner for those in my book." Oooh what do I win? | |||
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"Gaming steak and metal. Winner for those in my book. Oooh what do I win? " Unfortunately all you win is a fan , from another gaming steak eating cider drinking metal fan . Jo x | |||
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"Gaming steak and metal. Winner for those in my book. Oooh what do I win? " My tears cos I'm too old and not a woman lol. | |||
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"So you don't have a vagina? " I'm not sure what your referring to I read on swingers forum I'm supposed to call it a foofoo?? | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... " Are we twins?! I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... Are we twins?! I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. " Rugby? totally jealous! I've looked for a mature girls football but it doesn't seem to be a thing even in a big city | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... Phew thank goodness for that what are your views on welsh pooches lol" Got to love a Welsh anything in my book | |||
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"So you don't have a vagina? I'm not sure what your referring to I read on swingers forum I'm supposed to call it a foofoo?? " How much vodka can it hold? | |||
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"So you don't have a vagina? I'm not sure what your referring to I read on swingers forum I'm supposed to call it a foofoo?? How much vodka can it hold? " Not much she's a lightweight unlike me | |||
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"I don't have a vagina But you have a mangina " I'm old Greg. Lol | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... Are we twins?! I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. " real women play rugby | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... Are we twins?! I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. " I've seen loads of women on pool tables on here but never even thought about fellow rugby birds . Jo x | |||
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"Everybody I drink with thinks fruit ciders are girl drinks, but they taste so good I don't care. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perve OP'S profile..." | |||
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"Everybody I drink with thinks fruit ciders are girl drinks, but they taste so good I don't care. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perve OP'S profile... " I'm back. Enjoyed myself, mostly! | |||
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"Everybody I drink with thinks fruit ciders are girl drinks, but they taste so good I don't care. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perve OP'S profile... I'm back. Enjoyed myself, mostly! " Just mostly which part scared you? | |||
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"Everybody I drink with thinks fruit ciders are girl drinks, but they taste so good I don't care. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perve OP'S profile... I'm back. Enjoyed myself, mostly! Just mostly which part scared you? " I didn't say scared... | |||
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"Everybody I drink with thinks fruit ciders are girl drinks, but they taste so good I don't care. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perve OP'S profile... I'm back. Enjoyed myself, mostly! Just mostly which part scared you? I didn't say scared... " Hahaha | |||
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"Not one lol! " Give me a minute.... | |||
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"Not one lol! Give me a minute.... " A minute?? well I've heard of a quickie but that takes the preverbial biscuit | |||
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"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh? Tig " Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot! | |||
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"Not one lol! Give me a minute.... A minute?? well I've heard of a quickie but that takes the preverbial biscuit " My secret is revealed.. nought to smarmy in 60 seconds! | |||
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"I'm 6ft1 and burping, farting and double innuendos make me laugh, and I like a game of pool. Does that make me a man?" With those tits stretchy nah sorry you need a better cover | |||
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"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh? Tig Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot! " Erm, yeah not so good at the looking hot thing; Tend to end up more of the hair in me eyes,grease on my nose,dragged backwards through a hedge look You however look decidedly hot in your pics when I happened upon..I mean perused...Ok perved on them Still wearing the heels though, Lol. Tig | |||
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"I'm 6ft1 and burping, farting and double innuendos make me laugh, and I like a game of pool. Does that make me a man? With those tits stretchy nah sorry you need a better cover " They're plastic, flesh coloured strings and hang them around my neck not real at all. | |||
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"So you don't have a vagina? I'm not sure what your referring to I read on swingers forum I'm supposed to call it a foofoo?? " is that a foofoo for snoo snoo? | |||
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"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh? Tig Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot! Erm, yeah not so good at the looking hot thing; Tend to end up more of the hair in me eyes,grease on my nose,dragged backwards through a hedge look You however look decidedly hot in your pics when I happened upon..I mean perused...Ok perved on them Still wearing the heels though, Lol. Tig" Ahh bollocks to the windswept Kim karshianites to me sexy is being you whatever your into. I have a very hot girlfriend who's a welder in her spare time. I think guys like messy hair too it shows them what we look like after a good seeing too | |||
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"I'm 6ft1 and burping, farting and double innuendos make me laugh, and I like a game of pool. Does that make me a man? With those tits stretchy nah sorry you need a better cover They're plastic, flesh coloured strings and hang them around my neck not real at all." Hmmmm I think that's a perfect excuse for me to inspect them?? | |||
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"So you don't have a vagina? I'm not sure what your referring to I read on swingers forum I'm supposed to call it a foofoo?? is that a foofoo for snoo snoo? " Snoo snoo?? | |||
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"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh? Tig Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot! Erm, yeah not so good at the looking hot thing; Tend to end up more of the hair in me eyes,grease on my nose,dragged backwards through a hedge look You however look decidedly hot in your pics when I happened upon..I mean perused...Ok perved on them Still wearing the heels though, Lol. Tig Ahh bollocks to the windswept Kim karshianites to me sexy is being you whatever your into. I have a very hot girlfriend who's a welder in her spare time. I think guys like messy hair too it shows them what we look like after a good seeing too " In that case I have a new photo to upload lol | |||
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"Aye to all of the above.. Plus I like getting greasy under cars, and yelling at the F1/WRC/most motorsport Oops does that mean am not a women either? I can keep wearing the heels though, eh? Tig Hell yes you rock those heels and grease I'm sure you look hot! Erm, yeah not so good at the looking hot thing; Tend to end up more of the hair in me eyes,grease on my nose,dragged backwards through a hedge look You however look decidedly hot in your pics when I happened upon..I mean perused...Ok perved on them Still wearing the heels though, Lol. Tig Ahh bollocks to the windswept Kim karshianites to me sexy is being you whatever your into. I have a very hot girlfriend who's a welder in her spare time. I think guys like messy hair too it shows them what we look like after a good seeing too " Hot girlfriend whose a whelder..oh my. Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it. Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to! Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now! | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... Are we twins?! I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. real women play rugby " We play with odd shaped balls | |||
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" Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it. Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to! Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now! " Id take it | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... " Only thing i can say is.... fancy a fuck | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... Only thing i can say is.... fancy a fuck " I thought you'd never ask pmsl | |||
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" Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it. Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to! Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now! Id take it " Oh you could Id certainly enjoy letting you. You've got an offer of a fuck a bit closer though, and who can refuse an offer made like that. Tig | |||
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" Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it. Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to! Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now! Id take it Oh you could Id certainly enjoy letting you. You've got an offer of a fuck a bit closer though, and who can refuse an offer made like that. Tig " Ah Mr blades is only here to tease his lady is far lovelier than I | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... " While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time " Love the new avatar! | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time Love the new avatar!" Thank you I love your whole gallery, especially the photo bombing minions | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time Love the new avatar! Thank you I love your whole gallery, especially the photo bombing minions " The minions get more messages than me | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... While you set up the games, I'll cook the steaks. You've got yourself a date madam, any time Love the new avatar! Thank you I love your whole gallery, especially the photo bombing minions The minions get more messages than me " That's a shame, you're many times sexier | |||
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" Taken a long time but finally learning to be comfortable in my own skin,being me. People can take or leave it. Definitely leave Kim,Now Kourtney I'd pay some attention to! Lol,they'll be a horde of requests across fab for windswept hair pics now! Id take it Oh you could Id certainly enjoy letting you. You've got an offer of a fuck a bit closer though, and who can refuse an offer made like that. Tig Ah Mr blades is only here to tease his lady is far lovelier than I " tease is always good | |||
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"I was confused about metal. Wondering if it was aluminium or iron. Then I realised it was music. " Oh dear, a new genre sprung to mind, post bronze. It's like grunge power chords and distortion with light, melodic riffs underlying and Heracles wielding an ax guitar against the minotaur on an album cover | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... " oh good grief. I can't be a woman either. | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... Are we twins?! I play rugby too, can't be a real woman. real women play rugby We play with odd shaped balls " The only type of balls to play with | |||
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"I don't have a vagina But you have a mangina " Nah. They just fuck my ass | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... " Without sounding like a complete sycophant you sound virtually perfect! | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... " You soon cool. | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... " Fruit cider...equals fake | |||
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either. But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man " You sound like a decent fellow, tbh, I'd rather hang out with a guy like you than "one of the lads" as I find that kind of person obnoxious and boring | |||
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either. But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man " I forgot to mention I do DIY quite well... When can you move in? | |||
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either. But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man I forgot to mention I do DIY quite well... When can you move in? " I'm pretty shocking at DIY. It took me 18 months to drill a hole in the wall | |||
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either. But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man I forgot to mention I do DIY quite well... When can you move in? I'm pretty shocking at DIY. It took me 18 months to drill a hole in the wall " glory hole?? | |||
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"Yep I'm glad not to feel alone as I've been calling myself the imaginary man for the last week, after reading some of the comments about real men. I cook, clean, do the washing and ironing, make beds, look after my son but I'm no good at the 'Real' man stuff that 'Real' blokes talk about As for women's views of what a real man is I don't coincide with that either. But I'm more than happy being an imaginary man I forgot to mention I do DIY quite well... When can you move in? I'm pretty shocking at DIY. It took me 18 months to drill a hole in the wall glory hole?? " It is a glorious hole I am very proud of it. I now need to screw something in it | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... " On those terms, I'm a pretty rubbish man. I hate football and I don't give a toss about cars. I'm a pretty decent cook (I can give you an awesome recipe for a steak rub, btw) and have an eye for art and design. I am a big metal and gaming fan though. You and I should talk... x | |||
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"I'm not a 'real' woman. I like computer games, steak and fantasy novels. Once you add in my obsession with metal and a preference for fruit cider... On those terms, I'm a pretty rubbish man. I hate football and I don't give a toss about cars. I'm a pretty decent cook (I can give you an awesome recipe for a steak rub, btw) and have an eye for art and design. I am a big metal and gaming fan though. You and I should talk... x " Men can be exceptional designers! Please inundate me with steak recipes | |||
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