FabSwingers.com forum: How clever are you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*"

Oh no he di nttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can explain macros and know about muscle building

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

its clever clogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picks mic up and breaks into a little RUN D MC number !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why post in a forum if it's stuff you don't know about ?

Providing opinions and experiences is fine and if someone has knowledge I'm happy to listen?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I have 2 degrees

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

But I'm happy to talk rubbish in here

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I listen to the 3 Degrees

C...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 2 degrees"

I have three, by the way when will I see you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit dim really - filled up car with petrol and walked around a big Next store today with my bra and boobs hanging out of my blouse as I hadn't dressed myself properly - or the button popped open, I'll never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people actually enjoy talking about intelligent stuff, and even enjoy educating others.

There are right and wrong ways to do this though. Being opinionated is the wrong way.

Dunno why your bothered, i've kind of given up on any chance of intelligent discussion on here really. I don't care, not in a learning mood anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am as thick as syrup its The Pooch who writes all my postings and profile

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some people take themselves way too seriously, and that doesn't impress anyone

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*

Oh no he di nttttt "

Oh yes, he did!

Surely the point of profiles and being on a site like this is for people to look.

I'm not very clever, but feel free to look anyway.

I tend to either laugh or ignore the know it all, been there done it better type person both online and in real life.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm clever than I give myself credit for if that makes sense?

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By *ark074Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"Some people take themselves way too seriously, and that doesn't impress anyone "

Except themself of course. And they're the only ones who matter.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

People think I'm thick and that I don't know much. I'm actually quite clever. Sorta.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Not half as clever as I like to think I am

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If it's a serious thread about something I am passionate about I will get passionate.

As to being clever then I am on some things and really not on others. We all have some knowledge about something and within that there may well be something at which you shine.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"People think I'm thick and that I don't know much. I'm actually quite clever. Sorta. "

Why would they think that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bit of tumble- going on between my ears at times

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

Your boobs have been talking to me for quite some time

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm clever than I give myself credit for if that makes sense?

I said that ages ago x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Me I'm as smart as i want to be and as dumb as i like to be

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

lolwut?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I have academic qualifications coming out of my ears, but little common sense ... I have a high IQ but very few skills that get me through the day, I am not in the slightest bit practical. I am passionate about what I do and what believe .... dont have to use fancy words or big language to show you are clever, as someone else said, there are lots of different definitions. I admire people who know which button to press to get a ticket at the car lark, because I dont ... this is not the forum I use to show off my academic skills, but I do find myself asking people to explain more by maybe querying their words, just something I have been trained to do, as the word is powerful .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I can be guilty of going into geek mode from time to time depending on the subject , just can't help myself

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Booksmart about some things. Clueless about others. Passionate about some stuff, some of which I wish I knew more about. It's a good old mix on the forums of thinkers and the opinionated. No need for any mic dropping either; I wince when I see people do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*"
I am so clever I defy description

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"People think I'm thick and that I don't know much. I'm actually quite clever. Sorta.

Why would they think that?

Because if I'm trying to be clever then I end up looking like an idiot, and if I don't try to be clever then I usually end up not making any sense

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm clever than I give myself credit for if that makes sense?

My problem is, I was a rebel at age 16 and the thought of further education was a no no for me!

Now I lack the confidence in my work because I don't have the qualifications to back me up, though I know I can always keep up with the qualified accountants so I need to think more of myself academically wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't say I'm clever. I hardly ever went to school but still managed to pass all my exams. I have the ability to remember stupid things that no one else remembers which makes me pretty good to have on a pub quiz team.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Booksmart about some things. Clueless about others. Passionate about some stuff, some of which I wish I knew more about. It's a good old mix on the forums of thinkers and the opinionated. No need for any mic dropping either; I wince when I see people do that."

It also makes a horrible noise.

I have recently come to realise I was as clever as I will be ever be at 15. It's all been downhill since then.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"People think I'm thick and that I don't know much. I'm actually quite clever. Sorta.

Why would they think that?

Because if I'm trying to be clever then I end up looking like an idiot, and if I don't try to be clever then I usually end up not making any sense

Awwwww come sit with me meg. I loves ya just for being you xxx

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I have academic qualifications coming out of my ears, but little common sense ... I have a high IQ but very few skills that get me through the day, I am not in the slightest bit practical. I am passionate about what I do and what believe .... dont have to use fancy words or big language to show you are clever, as someone else said, there are lots of different definitions. I admire people who know which button to press to get a ticket at the car lark, because I dont ... this is not the forum I use to show off my academic skills, but I do find myself asking people to explain more by maybe querying their words, just something I have been trained to do, as the word is powerful ..... "

I have qualifications enough, and plenty of skills - sadly none of these seem to be of the type that actually make you any money.

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By *oc-robMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

And like any man when I see a body that turns me on I forget my degree and two Doctorates and think with my Dick

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"People think I'm thick and that I don't know much. I'm actually quite clever. Sorta.

Why would they think that?

Because if I'm trying to be clever then I end up looking like an idiot, and if I don't try to be clever then I usually end up not making any sense

Awwwww come sit with me meg. I loves ya just for being you xxx"

Nah I'll feel dumber if I sit with you

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I prefer banter to bragging

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

What was the question again ? Sorry, i got distracted by some tits

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"People think I'm thick and that I don't know much. I'm actually quite clever. Sorta.

Why would they think that?

Because if I'm trying to be clever then I end up looking like an idiot, and if I don't try to be clever then I usually end up not making any sense

Awwwww come sit with me meg. I loves ya just for being you xxx

Nah I'll feel dumber if I sit with you

Who told you I call it dumber

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What was the question again ? Sorry, i got distracted by some tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's tricky and sometimes unfounded to 'tell' people how clever you are, simpler to show them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a degree but thick as shit at times but it's what's makes me unique

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

I know a lot about a little and a little about a lot....

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"People think I'm thick and that I don't know much. I'm actually quite clever. Sorta.

Why would they think that?

Because if I'm trying to be clever then I end up looking like an idiot, and if I don't try to be clever then I usually end up not making any sense

Awwwww come sit with me meg. I loves ya just for being you xxx

Nah I'll feel dumber if I sit with you

Who told you I call it dumber

It took me waaaay too long to understand what you were on about hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody likes a clever clogs but intelligence is sexy. (At least in my eyes)

I like having my mind and body stimulated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's tricky and sometimes unfounded to 'tell' people how clever you are, simpler to show them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*"

I was lind of hoping there was going to be a riddle or something to solve at the end of this

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"People think I'm thick and that I don't know much. I'm actually quite clever. Sorta.

Why would they think that?

Because if I'm trying to be clever then I end up looking like an idiot, and if I don't try to be clever then I usually end up not making any sense

Awwwww come sit with me meg. I loves ya just for being you xxx

Nah I'll feel dumber if I sit with you

Who told you I call it dumber

It took me waaaay too long to understand what you were on about hahaha! "

Awww bless

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I am just a dumb blonde

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Does anybody really need to prove anything here? I mean other than that we have a healthy appetite for sex?;-)

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Nobody likes a clever clogs but intelligence is sexy. (At least in my eyes)

I like having my mind and body stimulated. "

Intelligence isn't necessarily sexy.

For example: I am confident in my ability to compose a sentence. However, I have been told that I "read" like the David Mitchell character from "Peep Show"....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody likes a clever clogs but intelligence is sexy. (At least in my eyes)

I like having my mind and body stimulated. "

I once had a woman tell me she couldn't get off unless her clit was simulated, that just reminded of that

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"People think I'm thick and that I don't know much. I'm actually quite clever. Sorta.

Why would they think that?

Because if I'm trying to be clever then I end up looking like an idiot, and if I don't try to be clever then I usually end up not making any sense

Awwwww come sit with me meg. I loves ya just for being you xxx

Nah I'll feel dumber if I sit with you

Who told you I call it dumber

It took me waaaay too long to understand what you were on about hahaha!

Awww bless

Shush xD I'm not thick, I'm just a bit slow

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Does anybody really need to prove anything here? I mean other than that we have a healthy appetite for sex?;-)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a little about a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody likes a clever clogs but intelligence is sexy. (At least in my eyes)

I like having my mind and body stimulated.

Intelligence isn't necessarily sexy.

For example: I am confident in my ability to compose a sentence. However, I have been told that I "read" like the David Mitchell character from "Peep Show"....

That's a positive in my books

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Nobody likes a clever clogs but intelligence is sexy. (At least in my eyes)

I like having my mind and body stimulated.

Intelligence isn't necessarily sexy.

For example: I am confident in my ability to compose a sentence. However, I have been told that I "read" like the David Mitchell character from "Peep Show"....

That's a positive in my books

Really?

I like you already.

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

All our knowledge comes from Wikipedia because we are well smart init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a little about a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can write more than a one line message to people.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I used to have a high IQ, but I think it evaporated...

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By *elsimCouple
over a year ago

colchester

What an interesting fred.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know nothing.

I am from Barcelona.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm not that clever there are somethings I know fuck all about and can't stand big silly words however I know a lot about certain subjects due to my job...never been clever but you know what at 35 I ain't done too badly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder what people who write 'u' and 'ur' do with all their extra time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody likes a clever clogs but intelligence is sexy. (At least in my eyes)

I like having my mind and body stimulated.

Intelligence isn't necessarily sexy.

For example: I am confident in my ability to compose a sentence. However, I have been told that I "read" like the David Mitchell character from "Peep Show"....

That's a positive in my books

Really?

I like you already.

You have tattoos - another positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tichk as a plnak of wud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were wondering I'm thick as pig shit, but I get away with it because I'm so fucking charming

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Nobody likes a clever clogs but intelligence is sexy. (At least in my eyes)

I like having my mind and body stimulated.

Intelligence isn't necessarily sexy.

For example: I am confident in my ability to compose a sentence. However, I have been told that I "read" like the David Mitchell character from "Peep Show"....

That's a positive in my books

Really?

I like you already.

You have tattoos - another positive."

Thankyou. Such a pity that you've so far away, in that case.....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

some would say im "too clever by half", i just say , well im still learning how to be a dumbass..i cant be good at everything

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm not that clever there are somethings I know fuck all about and can't stand big silly words however I know a lot about certain subjects due to my job...never been clever but you know what at 35 I ain't done too badly..

See, I love words and language of all sorts. It's a passion. I'm not a linguist or anything though and have never studied it; I just love hearing old and obscure words and have a good memory for them. I never use them to try and be clever; I just genuinely enjoy using them.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

My clogs are cleverer than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody likes a clever clogs but intelligence is sexy. (At least in my eyes)

I like having my mind and body stimulated.

Intelligence isn't necessarily sexy.

For example: I am confident in my ability to compose a sentence. However, I have been told that I "read" like the David Mitchell character from "Peep Show"....

That's a positive in my books

Really?

I like you already.

You have tattoos - another positive.

Thankyou. Such a pity that you've so far away, in that case....."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've had messages that I'm trying to be clever using long words. I don't understand the logic of limiting the words we have to just a few hundred.

A friend used the word lacuna, naked at Kestrels, and I'll admit it made me a little moist.

It was the fact that he uses all the language available to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its just a question of whether you're a snob or not. Some people would never think that a bunch of depraved perverts would be capable of talking about complex shit like economics or philosophy... so even just turning up here and ranting about this crap shows a certain amount of open-mindedness. I don't think there are that many people on the more serious threads who genuinely think they're gonna get laid for what they say.. it's more like a good old argy bargy down the pub imo. I like the mix on here and I'm always open to hearing anyone's perspective on anything, educated to the hilt or raised on the street... everyone is capable of conjuring up pearls of wisdom, everyone's perspective on life is unique. That's my very serious up my own arse trying to be too clever for my own fucking boots reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had messages that I'm trying to be clever using long words. I don't understand the logic of limiting the words we have to just a few hundred.

A friend used the word lacuna, naked at Kestrels, and I'll admit it made me a little moist.

It was the fact that he uses all the language available to him.

Well... in that case may I offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities. And say that I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have encountered your pericombobulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty savvy....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've had messages that I'm trying to be clever using long words. I don't understand the logic of limiting the words we have to just a few hundred.

A friend used the word lacuna, naked at Kestrels, and I'll admit it made me a little moist.

It was the fact that he uses all the language available to him.

Well... in that case may I offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities. And say that I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have encountered your pericombobulations

Blackadder, is that you?

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

I'm a Paddy..so we don't do do clever !!

But we do "banter"..

Personally i think anybody that posts any comment on here is brave....

You put yourself out there to be criticised and ridiculed ....

What is clever ??

Does anyone know what it is ??

Is it clever inventing a nuclear bomb ??

So basicly..we're all clever in our way.

So i'm clever (biased opinion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been tested and I'm a visual genius!? I can't spell to save my life though. Thank god for auto correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no problem with people being smart, it's when they've constantly got to tell people they're smart rather than show it.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Licketysplits or Lilly of Lacuna?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend used the word lacuna, naked at Kestrels, and I'll admit it made me a little moist.

It was the fact that he uses all the language available to him.

Well... in that case may I offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities. And say that I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have encountered your pericombobulations

Blackadder, is that you?"

Lol caught with my proverbial pants down

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

IQ of 6.5 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*"

Aka dummy falls out of mouth

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Big Q for the alphabet soup

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That's fair enough and I have to use big words everyday for work but I try and break them down because the people I help don't often understand the words...there are some amazing words in the dictionary I just don't like using them personally x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Licketysplits or Lilly of Lacuna?"

I'd hope not the racist Lily of Laguna!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say I'm particularly clever but I do have an inquisitive mind, I like learning about new things, have an ability to remember all sorts of random stuff & a lot of good ole commen sense.

I haven't done too bad in life so far so must be doing something right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that are truly clever / intelligent really don't have to tell people how clever they are.

At least that's wot I think, innit.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I'm sure not. Equal appertunities.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I muz be fik. Cant get reply with quote to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tits and a vagina if that's any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've no problem with people being smart, it's when they've constantly got to tell people they're smart rather than show it.

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

Your boobs have been talking to me for quite some time

Excellent..my boob hypnotism plan is working then!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

Your boobs have been talking to me for quite some time

Excellent..my boob hypnotism plan is working then!"

Shit! You're the cleverest of the lot. Wonderful wonderful boooobies

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*"

We are thick as shit but this is an Internet forum. A place where you can write any old bollocks and put the keyboard away thinking you are the brain of Britain and that you have shown them.

A keyboard is both a shield and a crucible.

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

Your boobs have been talking to me for quite some time

Excellent..my boob hypnotism plan is working then!

Shit! You're the cleverest of the lot. Wonderful wonderful boooobies

See my powers are far-reaching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

Your boobs have been talking to me for quite some time

Excellent..my boob hypnotism plan is working then!

Shit! You're the cleverest of the lot. Wonderful wonderful boooobies

See my powers are far-reaching!"

got ...

to ...

look ...

away ...

got ...

to ...

look ...

away ...

must ...

resist ...

boobies

...

awwwww

fuckitiwannasuckthemandkissthemalloverandslipmycockbetween

themandcumallovertheirsoftlovelyplumpnippleswhilstyouwatch

(avatar for droooool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*"

People are clever in so many different ways. I only got a 2:2 in my degree, but a senior lecturer writing a book wanted me to help with a chapter because I approached problems in a different way. I couldn't answer stock answers to pass exams as well as other people though. Inventiveness and original thought is where my brain works best.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you know something troubles you, it's wise to put attention elsewhere- possibly that's the intelligent thing we've evolved to do?

Like most people I've a range of skills that make me about average. Not so smart with some things, but I'm ok with that.

Intelligence isn't something that I view as measurable yet though. IQ testing is all flawed and distorted from full reality.

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over a year ago

"I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

Your boobs have been talking to me for quite some time

Excellent..my boob hypnotism plan is working then!

Shit! You're the cleverest of the lot. Wonderful wonderful boooobies

See my powers are far-reaching!

got ...

to ...

look ...

away ...

got ...

to ...

look ...

away ...

must ...

resist ...

boobies

...

awwwww

fuckitiwannasuckthemandkissthemalloverandslipmycockbetween

themandcumallovertheirsoftlovelyplumpnippleswhilstyouwatch

(avatar for droooool

Now you have him fae, have you decided what you're going to do with him?

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

Your boobs have been talking to me for quite some time

Excellent..my boob hypnotism plan is working then!

Shit! You're the cleverest of the lot. Wonderful wonderful boooobies

See my powers are far-reaching!

got ...

to ...

look ...

away ...

got ...

to ...

look ...

away ...

must ...

resist ...

boobies

...

awwwww

fuckitiwannasuckthemandkissthemalloverandslipmycockbetween

themandcumallovertheirsoftlovelyplumpnippleswhilstyouwatch

(avatar for droooool

)

Now you have him fae, have you decided what you're going to do with him?

Well I do have an extraordinarily large pile of ironing that needs some attention!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A wise man was once told that he was the cleverest person alive.

He laughed and said, "All I know is how little I really know."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEstgTAXyec

....... and the more I find out the less I know ......

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

No one can truthfully say they know nothing ...they know at least one thing ....that they know nothing !!!!!! A little bit of mental jiggery that will warm the synapses up a tad ....your welcome...

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I used to have a high IQ, but I don't think that makes me clever. I'm studying at the moment but feel as if I'm fumbling my way through my qualification rather than understanding it.

I can't retain information, or use big words, and I lack basic understanding of the world around me

Basically I'm just thick!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I know more and more about less and less and pretty soon I'll know everything about nothing!"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I used to have a high IQ, but I don't think that makes me clever. I'm studying at the moment but feel as if I'm fumbling my way through my qualification rather than understanding it.

I was in the same situation recently, but managed to get through it. Are you willing to say what you're studying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex said im thick and have a low attention span and never listen to a word she....oh look a shiny thing!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Define clever

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"I used to have a high IQ, but I don't think that makes me clever. I'm studying at the moment but feel as if I'm fumbling my way through my qualification rather than understanding it.

I was in the same situation recently, but managed to get through it. Are you willing to say what you're studying?"

Well I love my pink calculator if that helps

and someone else mentioned it further up the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define clever"

Not stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not clever. Academically I'm poor, I messed around at school scraped 5 GCSE's. Failed college. Failed an NVQ and never had the confidence to begin a university course with a foundation year due to never been able to be confined to a classroom. I have common sense most of the time and am able to explain my opinions and have good knowledge on things that I like. I know my job inside out too. So I'm not doing too bad :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just know that I FUCKING HATE when someone takes a perfectly good thread and derails it with over literalisation of the topic to make a lame schoolyard sex joke.

Am I right in assuming that this does not have the intended effect of impressing the object of their desire?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I like kittens

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I have 2 degrees"

I have three: when will I see you again? is my favourite track of theirs.

...I'll get my coat.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I have 2 degrees

I have three, by the way when will I see you again

Damn...beat me to it!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I tend to either laugh or ignore the know it all, been there done it better type person both online and in real life."

I know the type the op means: I just ignore their posts and threads. I have little time for bores and pseudo interlectuals!

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

im one of them, and proud

better than talking about football or who's tits/dick are the largest.

more to life than tits, dick and football ladies and gents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't say I'm clever. I hardly ever went to school but still managed to pass all my exams. I have the ability to remember stupid things that no one else remembers which makes me pretty good to have on a pub quiz team. "

Sssooooo this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me I'm as smart as i want to be and as dumb as i like to be

same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was here looking to employ someone then intelligence might be a good start. However, I am here to have a laugh and some fun, so humour wins every time.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I could have written this! I lack common sense. Always top up my oyster in a shop as I can't work the ticket machine. My assistant had to explain how to get my train ticket from the email the travel agent sent.

My children find it funny the other half frustrating. Hardly a week goes by without him shaking his head and mumbling "and she has a masters!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one thing I have never posted, ever, since my time immortal on here, are the details of my qualifications and achievements.

I'm not looking to impress anyone on here.

There is a lot of boasting that occurs, ie, your favourite book (god forbid it's chick lit) to the TV programmes you watch (look at the amount of sarcasm that Shag puts up with when he mentions Big Brother).

It's fairly obvious to all from the way we write. There really is no need to state 'i have qualifications coming out of my ears', that's all a bit crass really.

I'll admit that things bother me, the squirting threads I have to hold back on. The statements that declare 'its not urine', knowledge that's clearly been gained from Ben Dover rather than actual medical fact.

I write how I speak, I can't change that, but I don't bother correcting any errors because I don't feel it's important, these forums are a time to relax the brain not impress strangers with pseudo intellect

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"The one thing I have never posted, ever, since my time immortal on here, are the details of my qualifications and achievements.

I'm not looking to impress anyone on here.

It's fairly obvious to all from the way we write. There really is no need to state 'i have qualifications coming out of my ears', that's all a bit crass really.

some threads on here make me feel so dumb! I don't even understand the debate, never mind be able to contribute to it!

I read rubbish books and watch rubbish TV, because it's my way to unwind, I don't get joy from doing intellectual stuff!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Intelligence is not an aggregation of knowledge although knowledge has a part in it. Neither is it something entirely genetic, ie. inherited from our parents.

It is not something we solely acquire through formal teaching. And it is not one specific and clearly defined category of capability like "maths" or "languages".

The definition of intelligence has changed over the years and it is now recognised that there are several more "forms" of intelligence including "emotional" and "musical" intellgience to name but a couple.

Just referring to emotional intelligence alone ... there are people with very little formal education, possibly limited vocabulary and maybe not great at Maths....and yet they are very successful in life because they are able to read other people's emotions and empathise.

Just a thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more Fool than clever. I like language and word play but mainly for amusement. I may post a serious post every so often. However I tend to post nonsense most of the time, get things wrong some of the time and rarely post anything serious or of value to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*"
.

That's a very interesting observation!

I think it would depend on which fence your standing on!, what's intellectual to you might not be to me and what's intellectual to me might not be to Stephen hawking.(that statement is not a rank of intelligence, more curiosity)

I think it's one of those questions where there is no right or wrong answer, what does appear to annoy people is not subjects perse but how we perceive somebody else's wisdom (opinions), apparently it's OK if you've learned your wisdom from a book in a degree but if you read your wisdom on a free book on the internet (wikipedia) your a cunt with a keyboard!.

We've all had different lives and those lives shape our opinions to a certain degree but I wouldn't base my opinions on my life experiences.

I've personally been wrong about loads of things in my life and that surely makes you a better person, a man who never made any mistakes never made anything!.

Anyhoo I'm off to read my book on thorium liquid salt nuclear reactors

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

""I know more and more about less and less and pretty soon I'll know everything about nothing!"

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love this

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I'm not as smart as some and smarter than others.. I do know some stuff tho.

I dont mind posting or reading rubbish.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Some are smart enough to write it on their cock.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Some are smart enough to write it on their cock.

*Sniggers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as clever as Google allows me to be.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm as clever as Google allows me to be. "

I think that is probably more accurately "as clever as I need to be find the specific thing I want from Google when I need it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm as clever as Google allows me to be.

I think that is probably more accurately "as clever as I need to be find the specific thing I want from Google when I need it.""

The trick with Google is interpreting the information to make it look like you knew it all along...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have noticed a lot of people posting in the forums, basically just to prove how smart they are, you know the ones, they take a post literally just to make out they know more than everyone else.

Well clever cockers, here is your chance, tell everyone how clever you are, don't be shy, you might get someone to LOOK AT YOU, after all that's what you want isn't it

*drops mic, and walks away*"

I'm very , very clever.

**bows and farts **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why post in a forum if it's stuff you don't know about ?

Providing opinions and experiences is fine and if someone has knowledge I'm happy to listen? "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm as clever as Google allows me to be.

I think that is probably more accurately "as clever as I need to be find the specific thing I want from Google when I need it.""

I prefer ' I'm clever enough to search with Google and select , copy and paste the text which makes me appear knowledgable for the moment.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vast majority use google on here...I never do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's tricky and sometimes unfounded to 'tell' people how clever you are, simpler to show them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

Because we can.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

Y is a crooked letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm as clever as Google allows me to be.

I think that is probably more accurately "as clever as I need to be find the specific thing I want from Google when I need it.""

I only need to copy the question and paste it onto Google search. As long as no one asks me to explain my answer I'm safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

To obtain an answer

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm as clever as Google allows me to be.

I think that is probably more accurately "as clever as I need to be find the specific thing I want from Google when I need it."

I only need to copy the question and paste it onto Google search. As long as no one asks me to explain my answer I'm safe. "

Explain that please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vast majority use google on here...I never do

Is that why you don't answer many questions?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG7I4oniOyA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm as clever as Google allows me to be.

I think that is probably more accurately "as clever as I need to be find the specific thing I want from Google when I need it."

I only need to copy the question and paste it onto Google search. As long as no one asks me to explain my answer I'm safe.

Explain that please. "

I'm stupid

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

Y is a crooked letter "

There are two Y-like letters in the Russian Alphabet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wise man was once told that he was the cleverest person alive.

He laughed and said, "All I know is how little I really know."

Was he in fact Henry's Cat?

'He knows everything about nothing, and not too much about that...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

Because we can."

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

To obtain an answer "

Why?

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over a year ago

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

Y is a crooked letter "

Why?

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over a year ago

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

Y is a crooked letter

There are two Y-like letters in the Russian Alphabet."

Why?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

Y is a crooked letter

There are two Y-like letters in the Russian Alphabet.

Why?

I think it's so that I will be punished for not writing them correctly and so that I get my "oo" and my "cheh" mixed up.

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

I've been told I'm a smart Ass lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

To obtain an answer

Why?

To shut people up

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

There's different types of intelligence.

Some people are academically intelligent and some emotionally intelligence.

There are probably others but these are the ones that matter to me so it depends on what you consider important.

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By *ts artMan
over a year ago

Londonderry

"I'm a bit dim really - filled up car with petrol and walked around a big Next store today with my bra and boobs hanging out of my blouse as I hadn't dressed myself properly - or the button popped open, I'll never know."

Do you make a habit of this and more importantly which next store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know nothing about anything or anyone. so now you know what I know.

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over a year ago

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

To obtain an answer

Why?

To shut people up "

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thick..I let my boobs do the talking..see I'm talking rubbish

I'm sorry what did you say? #StaringAtHerBoobs

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over a year ago

"They say only a fool can ask a question wise men can't answer.....

So my question is,,,,,, why?

To obtain an answer

Why?

To shut people up

Why?

So I don't strangle them with their own stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wise enough to know when to keep my mouth shut !

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I'm wise enough to know when to keep my mouth shut !

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