FabSwingers.com forum: Funny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Turned up at my first job of the day this morning.

Large communal building.

Entered foyer Noone around quiet except I can hear sexual noises.

Mmmmmm

Clearly someone one groundfloor flat having sex, female is Ohhhhhhhh yes, deeper deeper.

Sweet.

Maybe it's porn, no clearly a real person.

So I listen (hard not to tbh)

Her Ohhhhhhhh yeah, ouch ouch stop, my arsehole hurts.

Please stop.

Him Ahhh god, really?

Her yeah me bum hurts.

Slight pause

Ouch ouch ouch.

Ohhhhhhhh me bumhole.

I cough loudly.

Silence.

TV comes on very loudly

Lol

Me trying not to piss myself.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny....

Reminds me of a time when my son comes into my bedroom rubbing his eyes in the middle of the night...

"mummy whats that noise"

"what noise?"

"huuuh, huuuh, huuuh, huuuuuh"

ok ok ok, so i'm noisy...