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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you fake an orgasm to make someone feel better?

Have you done it just to get it over and done with?

Or are you just brutally honest with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest with him, that way he will know he will have to bring his A game if he wants to meet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes and always keep some yogart handy to throw at them just in case

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yes I would fake to make someone feel better

I always carry a condom full of wall paper paste just in case this happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I would fake to make someone feel better

I always carry a condom full of wall paper paste just in case this happens."

Wouldn't it be easier just to wank in a condom?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Yes I would fake to make someone feel better

I always carry a condom full of wall paper paste just in case this happens."

lmao

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

No, I wouldn't fake an orgasm on a meet, but then an orgasm at a meet isn't a must have.

I sure wouldn't fake one with the OH, even when we first met, mainly because whats the point as he would think he was doing it how I liked it and do it again the next time

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Yes I would fake to make someone feel better

I always carry a condom full of wall paper paste just in case this happens.

Wouldn't it be easier just to wank in a condom? "

TUT my life giving fluid is way more valuable to flitter it away on a matter of chivalry. Anyway wall paper paste is way more spunkier than spunk is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I wouldn't fake an orgasm on a meet, but then an orgasm at a meet isn't a must have.

I sure wouldn't fake one with the OH, even when we first met, mainly because whats the point as he would think he was doing it how I liked it and do it again the next time "

I did not mean just as in a meet. It could be a relationship, marriage etc....I mean coronation street could be starting in ten mins and then it would pay to speed things up a bit lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I would fake to make someone feel better

I always carry a condom full of wall paper paste just in case this happens.

Wouldn't it be easier just to wank in a condom?

TUT my life giving fluid is way more valuable to flitter it away on a matter of chivalry. Anyway wall paper paste is way more spunkier than spunk is."

The wall paper paste i have used has always been clear to a grey colour. I haven't ever come across spunk like that round here.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

when i was towards the end of my marriage yes...just to get it over with and less likely to get aggro from him.

since or in swinging...nope

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Yes I would fake to make someone feel better

I always carry a condom full of wall paper paste just in case this happens.

Wouldn't it be easier just to wank in a condom?

TUT my life giving fluid is way more valuable to flitter it away on a matter of chivalry. Anyway wall paper paste is way more spunkier than spunk is.

The wall paper paste i have used has always been clear to a grey colour. I haven't ever come across spunk like that round here."

You're mixing it wrong 'luv'. Tsk women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes and always keep some yogart handy to throw at them just in case "

now that id like to see.

muller natural please.thats if your legs havnt turned to jelly by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I would fake to make someone feel better

I always carry a condom full of wall paper paste just in case this happens.

Wouldn't it be easier just to wank in a condom?

TUT my life giving fluid is way more valuable to flitter it away on a matter of chivalry. Anyway wall paper paste is way more spunkier than spunk is.

The wall paper paste i have used has always been clear to a grey colour. I haven't ever come across spunk like that round here.

You're mixing it wrong 'luv'. Tsk women! "

It comes in a packet, its not exactly hard to mix up, you might be surprised women are capable of mixing paste.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Would you fake an orgasm to make someone feel better?

Have you done it just to get it over and done with?

"

I wouldn't like to say..... in case the wrong people read this and start asking which of the above reasons it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I wouldn't fake an orgasm on a meet, but then an orgasm at a meet isn't a must have.

I sure wouldn't fake one with the OH, even when we first met, mainly because whats the point as he would think he was doing it how I liked it and do it again the next time

I did not mean just as in a meet. It could be a relationship, marriage etc....I mean coronation street could be starting in ten mins and then it would pay to speed things up a bit lol."

Itvplayer!

No I wouldn't fake an orgasm what would be the point in that. How will they improve if you fake it?!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

For god sake, I would never fake it with someone. I have never heard the like.

shocking bloody shocking.

If I am struggling to fire a load of the man nectar... I simply pop an already adhesive coated picture of Liam Neason on the face of my partner..

and whoosh, am spurting ........... like an icelandic volcano.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"No I wouldn't fake an orgasm what would be the point in that. How will they improve if you fake it?!! "

Hopefully with someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"For god sake, I would never fake it with someone. I have never heard the like.

shocking bloody shocking.

If I am struggling to fire a load of the man nectar... I simply pop an already adhesive coated picture of Liam Neason on the face of my partner..

and whoosh, am spurting ........... like an icelandic volcano.

"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brutally honest!

If the gent cannot make me cum, I'll help myself!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No i wouldnt fake it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

With meets on occasion...with ex..a lot....not fer a while now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never have would or will fake it...if i can't have honest sex i'd rather have none.

other than that, the orgasm is seriously not the be all and end all for me. i love everything about sex, if it doesn't happen, it doesn't mean the sex wasn't great...sometimes you can hold it off for so long that your get to the point of exhaustion and no longer have the ability to orgasm

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