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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before " Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself | |||
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"I am shhhhhhh " About time you shown ya mug. Good to see you xx | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself " Feel free to continue! | |||
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"I am shhhhhhh About time you shown ya mug. Good to see you xx" Ewwww *runs away screaming* | |||
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"Evening Pocket, good day?" A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker? | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him!" Haha you got the job now. Its bloody hard work what dan does.... sad that i couldn't do it | |||
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"Evening Pocket, good day? A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker?" Worse a sahm!! (Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!) | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him!" Who am I on top of or who is on top of me | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Feel free to continue! " Ohhhh no see my other post xx | |||
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"Evening campers Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah.... I'm not doing anything naughty unfortunately" Any One?! | |||
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"Evening campers Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah.... I'm not doing anything naughty unfortunately" Thats just wrong in so many ways | |||
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"Evening Pocket, good day? A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker? Worse a sahm!! (Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!)" Never off duty from Fab Lazy fecker - I don't believe that I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him!" Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom | |||
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"Evening campers Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah.... I'm not doing anything naughty unfortunately Thats just wrong in so many ways " Why? | |||
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"Evening Pocket, good day?" Not bad thanks.. Yourself? | |||
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"I am shhhhhhh About time you shown ya mug. Good to see you xx Ewwww *runs away screaming* " Shut it meg you no ya want my sexy body | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before " Good evening Ms. Pocket | |||
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"Finally!! Didn't want to start it as I crash out and abandon my post, don't want upset the boss man! " Good evening Ms. Fruitloop | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting " Hes on holiday | |||
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"Evening Pocket, good day? A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker? Worse a sahm!! (Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!) Never off duty from Fab Lazy fecker - I don't believe that I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money " Funnily enough that was one of my nicknames at school | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom " Sounded great till you said Turkish delight! Yuk!! | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself " Oi oi soppy bollocks | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom " No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom " Sounds delicious daarling! Broadband stable? | |||
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"I am shhhhhhh About time you shown ya mug. Good to see you xx Ewwww *runs away screaming* Shut it meg you no ya want my sexy body " | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks " talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread.... | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting Hes on holiday " Oh thought it had been quiet | |||
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"Evening campers Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah.... I'm not doing anything naughty unfortunately Thats just wrong in so many ways Why?" I ment its a wast. Admittedly it was funnyer in my head sorry. Walks to the corner | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom Sounded great till you said Turkish delight! Yuk!! " +1 | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting " Sounds hellish, so uncivilised! | |||
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"Evening Pocket, good day? A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker? Worse a sahm!! (Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!) Never off duty from Fab Lazy fecker - I don't believe that I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money Funnily enough that was one of my nicknames at school " Naughty I won't ask unless you want to tell | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom Sounded great till you said Turkish delight! Yuk!! " No seriously you need to try it before you turn tour nose up at it as it is a taste sensation | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks " Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring " Good evening Mr. Pocket I would 9ffer to get you one but it would melt by the time I got to you | |||
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"Oooh someone with my name " Can we share | |||
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"Evening Pocket, good day? A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker? Worse a sahm!! (Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!) Never off duty from Fab Lazy fecker - I don't believe that I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money Funnily enough that was one of my nicknames at school Naughty I won't ask unless you want to tell " Well 'They' thought it was because of the copper-coloured-top, but I knew it was cos I lasted twice as long as any of those fuckers!! | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring Good evening Mr. Pocket I would 9ffer to get you one but it would melt by the time I got to you " It's the thought that counts so back in my good books you go. | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom Sounds delicious daarling! Broadband stable?" No I'm on phone data with 1 bar of signal. We're still up the seafront but I'm in a bar having a crafty alcoholic beverage | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting Sounds hellish, so uncivilised!" Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser... can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx | |||
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"Evenin' all. The naughty corner seems to be the place to be tonight. *sneaks off to the corner in the hope of nicking Sir Daniel's ice cream." Evening Happy- you are welcome to the Turkish Delight bit! | |||
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"Evening Pocket, good day? A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker? Worse a sahm!! (Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!) Never off duty from Fab Lazy fecker - I don't believe that I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money Funnily enough that was one of my nicknames at school Naughty I won't ask unless you want to tell Well 'They' thought it was because of the copper-coloured-top, but I knew it was cos I lasted twice as long as any of those fuckers!! " Red needs a cold shower naughty | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread.... " Eh my plums, on a thread which one? | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting Hes on holiday Oh thought it had been quiet " Cheeky | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs " Come again | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting Sounds hellish, so uncivilised! Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser... can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx " Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest? | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting Hes on holiday Oh thought it had been quiet Cheeky " never | |||
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"Nice red wine, comfy sofa and catch up on sky. Been busy all day so relaxing now. " Sounds perfect x | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring Good evening Mr. Pocket I would 9ffer to get you one but it would melt by the time I got to you It's the thought that counts so back in my good books you go." My daughter had a similar one but had Orea, peanut butter and triple chocolate scoops. | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting Sounds hellish, so uncivilised! Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser... can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest?" a weekend at a wedding and catching up with friends then a week at haven with family. And a few days to do washing and housework | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread.... Eh my plums, on a thread which one?" Was it called Metal mickey | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs Come again " Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees. | |||
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"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket? (Phew I'm confused!) Wheres Dan when you need him! Good evening Ms. Testarossa I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring Good evening Mr. Pocket I would 9ffer to get you one but it would melt by the time I got to you It's the thought that counts so back in my good books you go. My daughter had a similar one but had Orea, peanut butter and triple chocolate scoops. " Mmm Oreo | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread.... Eh my plums, on a thread which one?" DP rating game anyone marks out of 10. In lounge... | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting Sounds hellish, so uncivilised! Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser... can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest? a weekend at a wedding and catching up with friends then a week at haven with family. And a few days to do washing and housework " Good times! Don't forget to put in for your next annual leave as well! | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread.... Eh my plums, on a thread which one? Was it called Metal mickey " Hey my body's not a temple...it's a scrapyard | |||
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"Evening.. I unwrapped a Solero today.. It was a funny squashed rectangle shape... Picasso style!" Evening Sunrise! Was it refreshing though? | |||
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"Pops in for a quick good evening before I say goodnight x I'm not doing anything nawty at all.. " We don't believe you | |||
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"Pops in for a quick good evening before I say goodnight x I'm not doing anything nawty at all.. " I call bull | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs Come again Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees. " Oh aye lol your face was a picture though | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting Sounds hellish, so uncivilised! Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser... can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest? a weekend at a wedding and catching up with friends then a week at haven with family. And a few days to do washing and housework Good times! Don't forget to put in for your next annual leave as well! " im thinking about it already. One while the kids are st school and I can chill x | |||
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"Just watching tele..... X" Anything good? | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread.... Eh my plums, on a thread which one? DP rating game anyone marks out of 10. In lounge... " Dare I look? | |||
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"Where is the boss-man?? Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting Sounds hellish, so uncivilised! Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser... can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest? a weekend at a wedding and catching up with friends then a week at haven with family. And a few days to do washing and housework Good times! Don't forget to put in for your next annual leave as well! im thinking about it already. One while the kids are st school and I can chill x " | |||
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"Pops in for a quick good evening before I say goodnight x I'm not doing anything nawty at all.. " Hello you and welcome | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs Come again Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees. Oh aye lol your face was a picture though " Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread.... Eh my plums, on a thread which one? DP rating game anyone marks out of 10. In lounge... Dare I look? " Dare you! | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs Come again Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees. Oh aye lol your face was a picture though Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy" So shy you asked to see .. | |||
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"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn " Nothing new | |||
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"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn Nothing new " Fook off | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs Come again Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees. Oh aye lol your face was a picture though Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy So shy you asked to see .. " A picture i said a fucking picture. Im still having nightmares ya git | |||
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"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn Nothing new Fook off " Such a charmer | |||
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"Im off to sleep .. night all x " Night night | |||
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"It was indeed!" Phew that was a long time coming back!! | |||
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"It was indeed! Phew that was a long time coming back!! " Not everyone is powered by Duracell | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs Come again Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees. Oh aye lol your face was a picture though Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy So shy you asked to see .. A picture i said a fucking picture. Im still having nightmares ya git " Classic case of S.B.T. you got there Bladey | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before Id not quite say that Evening all. Was just about to do this myself Oi oi soppy bollocks Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs Come again Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees. Oh aye lol your face was a picture though Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy So shy you asked to see .. A picture i said a fucking picture. Im still having nightmares ya git Classic case of S.B.T. you got there Bladey " Seen bollocks trauma?? | |||
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"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn " Yesterday the word "premature" was being bandied around, now it's "too quick". It's enough to make a Git paranoid about his performance. | |||
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"Evening campers Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah...." Evening all. Just lounging and nosing around. Glass of red too | |||
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"Evening campers Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah.... Evening all. Just lounging and nosing around. Glass of red too " Good evening milord. Sammy dog stop it! When Lord Flasheart says "woof" that isn't an invitation for you to chat to him. Sit! - I'll explain later. | |||
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"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn Yesterday the word "premature" was being bandied around, now it's "too quick". It's enough to make a Git paranoid about his performance. " Premature was Mr Fae if I recall correctly? If You choose to pick up on that Happy.... well who am I to say! | |||
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"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before " That's cool, as long as I'm underneath you Evening room by the way | |||
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"Well now I have got you all going, I will retire to my boudoir! Sweet (wet) dreams all! xx" Nighty night filthy dreams x x | |||
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"Well now I have got you all going, I will retire to my boudoir! Sweet (wet) dreams all! xx" Awww I've only just got here, was it something I said Dirty dreams anyway | |||
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"Well now I have got you all going, I will retire to my boudoir! Sweet (wet) dreams all! xx Awww I've only just got here, was it something I said Dirty dreams anyway " Hi and bye Dude xx | |||
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"Well now I have got you all going, I will retire to my boudoir! Sweet (wet) dreams all! xx" Night night I'll be up in 5 | |||
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"It was indeed! Phew that was a long time coming back!! Not everyone is powered by Duracell Some of us do not respond to battery power I come with a free Solero You might have to stand on a box... I come with free step ladders to Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about. As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji) Hard hat.. Or helmet.... Naughty more appropriate " I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness! | |||
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"whaaaaaaaa? " There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on | |||
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"whaaaaaaaa? " Sorry Suzy we've been very busy tonight so summary is more challenging. I blame Daniel | |||
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"whaaaaaaaa? There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on " You started it!!! | |||
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"It was indeed! Phew that was a long time coming back!! Not everyone is powered by Duracell Some of us do not respond to battery power I come with a free Solero You might have to stand on a box... I come with free step ladders to Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about. As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji) Hard hat.. Or helmet.... Naughty more appropriate I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness! " i get woken up, to check whether im alive, to find this kind of torment on roll call..miss fruity in a harness...damn you people are harsh!!! | |||
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"whaaaaaaaa? Sorry Suzy we've been very busy tonight so summary is more challenging. I blame Daniel " I'd blame me too tbh | |||
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"whaaaaaaaa? There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on You started it!!! " And your supposed to be a mate remember | |||
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"whaaaaaaaa? There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on " picking on you..you do realize its a good job you are over 200 miles away right now...fancy a fuck??? hehehehehe | |||
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"whaaaaaaaa? There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on picking on you..you do realize its a good job you are over 200 miles away right now...fancy a fuck??? hehehehehe " Thought you'd never ask | |||
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"It was indeed! Phew that was a long time coming back!! Not everyone is powered by Duracell Some of us do not respond to battery power I come with a free Solero You might have to stand on a box... I come with free step ladders to Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about. As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji) Hard hat.. Or helmet.... Naughty more appropriate I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness! i get woken up, to check whether im alive, to find this kind of torment on roll call..miss fruity in a harness...damn you people are harsh!!! Is it that bad a mental picture? " I don't think so - I think Suzy might just be upset you're not at arms length | |||
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"It was indeed! Phew that was a long time coming back!! Not everyone is powered by Duracell Some of us do not respond to battery power I come with a free Solero You might have to stand on a box... I come with free step ladders to Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about. As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji) Hard hat.. Or helmet.... Naughty more appropriate I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness! i get woken up, to check whether im alive, to find this kind of torment on roll call..miss fruity in a harness...damn you people are harsh!!! Is it that bad a mental picture? " waking me up to that horny image..no not unless you were thinking bad was good in a massive way..it would be most delightful to find you here in my bed witha harness on....im half asleep...not good its just a mental image..thats cruel | |||
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"It was indeed! Phew that was a long time coming back!! Not everyone is powered by Duracell Some of us do not respond to battery power I come with a free Solero You might have to stand on a box... I come with free step ladders to Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about. As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji) Hard hat.. Or helmet.... Naughty more appropriate I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness! i get woken up, to check whether im alive, to find this kind of torment on roll call..miss fruity in a harness...damn you people are harsh!!! Is it that bad a mental picture? waking me up to that horny image..no not unless you were thinking bad was good in a massive way..it would be most delightful to find you here in my bed witha harness on....im half asleep...not good its just a mental image..thats cruel " Ohhh, Defiantly need a harness, with attachments.... | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry " Awww we're sorry Suzy. Big hugs | |||
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"I've decided I'd like some kinky sex before bed. Can I post my number here?? what, like im not a number, im a free man type number... " Pick a number - any number. Double it. Add 35. Subtract your birth date. Take away the number you first thought of. Multiply by 3. Are you confused yet? | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry Awww we're sorry Suzy. Big hugs " yes i need them ..lots and a cup of tea...and a fuck..and probably several more rounds of each, with some toast at some point... | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry I didn't want to interupt you and loops " Don't think Bladey could manage to type as well as breath with his inagination running wild! | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry I didn't want to interupt you and loops " that would be a first..me and a woman and you not want to play huh? i think you were awaiting the wrath that is me when ive just woken up..its dry humour not illegal oclock...theres a difference | |||
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"Lubing a new buy " Would you kindly lend it to Suzy - we've left her all alone and feeling horny. | |||
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"Evening all x Evening gem xx" Hi bladey x | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry Awww we're sorry Suzy. Big hugs yes i need them ..lots and a cup of tea...and a fuck..and probably several more rounds of each, with some toast at some point..." Cheese on toast is usually served at about 2.30 on Wednesday nights Shame Voddy's not here tonight though, it's her favourite | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry I didn't want to interupt you and loops Don't think Bladey could manage to type as well as breath with his inagination running wild! " probably having his 50th cum today..hes in stamina training i understand..hes gonna fooking need it! | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry Awww we're sorry Suzy. Big hugs yes i need them ..lots and a cup of tea...and a fuck..and probably several more rounds of each, with some toast at some point..." Operation get back in Suzy's good books; Hugs PG Tips with a free monkey Lots of energy Repeat above three steps x 2 Warburton toastie golden brown with butter Repeat steps 1-3 | |||
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"Evening all x Good evening Ms. Gemini " Evening Dan, how's the holibobs going? X | |||
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"Evening all x Evening gem xx Hi bladey x" hey gorgeous.. im grumpy ..dont take no notice of my filthy mouth this evening xx | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry I didn't want to interupt you and loops that would be a first..me and a woman and you not want to play huh? i think you were awaiting the wrath that is me when ive just woken up..its dry humour not illegal oclock...theres a difference" I was being polite for a change. Waiting for an invite | |||
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"Phew, I've actually caught up and read all the posts before part 2, that's gotta be a first " youre ace, Ace xxx | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry I didn't want to interupt you and loops Don't think Bladey could manage to type as well as breath with his inagination running wild! probably having his 50th cum today..hes in stamina training i understand..hes gonna fooking need it! " Sounds like he's in trouble! Sentencing.... Go straight to heaven! | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry I didn't want to interupt you and loops that would be a first..me and a woman and you not want to play huh? i think you were awaiting the wrath that is me when ive just woken up..its dry humour not illegal oclock...theres a difference I was being polite for a change. Waiting for an invite " torturous hubby.... aka bastard | |||
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"Lubing a new buy Would you kindly lend it to Suzy - we've left her all alone and feeling horny." Sure will, I will deliver it personally, the address please xx | |||
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"Evening all x Evening gem xx Hi bladey x hey gorgeous.. im grumpy ..dont take no notice of my filthy mouth this evening xx" Aww don't be grumpy hun and I'm not bothered by filthy mouths xx | |||
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"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone.. i think im going to cry I didn't want to interupt you and loops that would be a first..me and a woman and you not want to play huh? i think you were awaiting the wrath that is me when ive just woken up..its dry humour not illegal oclock...theres a difference I was being polite for a change. Waiting for an invite " Blimey!! They say you can teach an old dog new tricks... But looks like suzy is managing too with this one! | |||
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"Lubing a new buy Would you kindly lend it to Suzy - we've left her all alone and feeling horny. Sure will, I will deliver it personally, the address please xx" Miss April you are officially on my list of bestest frendz evah! Rush to the rescue of the beautiful Suzy and we will all be soooooooo grateful | |||
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"I've decided I'd like some kinky sex before bed. Can I post my number here?? what, like im not a number, im a free man type number... " I'm not sure I get it. We're all free! I'd still like to post my number.. Or at least have somebody kinky msg me. Do I have to take care of this myself? | |||
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