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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening campers

Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah....

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I am shhhhhhh

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still fingers free to type tho

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm going to bed because I'm a good boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening Pocket, good day?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before "

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I am shhhhhhh "

About time you shown ya mug. Good to see you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself "

Feel free to continue!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I am shhhhhhh

About time you shown ya mug. Good to see you xx"

Ewwww *runs away screaming*

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Pocket, good day?"

A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend

How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally!! Didn't want to start it as I crash out and abandon my post, don't want upset the boss man!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!"

Haha you got the job now. Its bloody hard work what dan does.... sad that i couldn't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening campers

Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah...."

I'm not doing anything naughty unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Pocket, good day?

A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend

How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker?"

Worse a sahm!!

(Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!)

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!"

Who am I on top of or who is on top of me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Feel free to continue! "

Ohhhh no see my other post xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening campers

Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah....

I'm not doing anything naughty unfortunately"

Any One?!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening campers

Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah....

I'm not doing anything naughty unfortunately"

Thats just wrong in so many ways

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Pocket, good day?

A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend

How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker?

Worse a sahm!!

(Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!)"

Never off duty from Fab

Lazy fecker - I don't believe that

I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!"

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening campers

Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah....

I'm not doing anything naughty unfortunately

Thats just wrong in so many ways "

Why?

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Evening Pocket, good day?"

Not bad thanks.. Yourself?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I am shhhhhhh

About time you shown ya mug. Good to see you xx

Ewwww *runs away screaming* "

Shut it meg you no ya want my sexy body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before "

Good evening Ms. Pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally!! Didn't want to start it as I crash out and abandon my post, don't want upset the boss man! "

Good evening Ms. Fruitloop

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting "

Hes on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Pocket, good day?

A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend

How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker?

Worse a sahm!!

(Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!)

Never off duty from Fab

Lazy fecker - I don't believe that

I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money "

Funnily enough that was one of my nicknames at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom "

Sounded great till you said Turkish delight! Yuk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself "

Oi oi soppy bollocks

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom "

No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom "

Sounds delicious daarling!

Broadband stable?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I am shhhhhhh

About time you shown ya mug. Good to see you xx

Ewwww *runs away screaming*

Shut it meg you no ya want my sexy body "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks "

talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread....

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

Hes on holiday "

Oh thought it had been quiet

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening campers

Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah....

I'm not doing anything naughty unfortunately

Thats just wrong in so many ways

Why?"

I ment its a wast. Admittedly it was funnyer in my head sorry. Walks to the corner

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom

Sounded great till you said Turkish delight! Yuk!! "

+1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting "

Sounds hellish, so uncivilised!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Pocket, good day?

A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend

How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker?

Worse a sahm!!

(Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!)

Never off duty from Fab

Lazy fecker - I don't believe that

I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money

Funnily enough that was one of my nicknames at school "

Naughty

I won't ask unless you want to tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom

Sounded great till you said Turkish delight! Yuk!! "

No seriously you need to try it before you turn tour nose up at it as it is a taste sensation

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Oooh someone with my name

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks "

Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom

No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring

"

Good evening Mr. Pocket

I would 9ffer to get you one but it would melt by the time I got to you

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Oooh someone with my name "

Can we share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin' all.

The naughty corner seems to be the place to be tonight.

*sneaks off to the corner in the hope of nicking Sir Daniel's ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Pocket, good day?

A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend

How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker?

Worse a sahm!!

(Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!)

Never off duty from Fab

Lazy fecker - I don't believe that

I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money

Funnily enough that was one of my nicknames at school

Naughty

I won't ask unless you want to tell "

Well 'They' thought it was because of the copper-coloured-top, but I knew it was cos I lasted twice as long as any of those fuckers!!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom

No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring

Good evening Mr. Pocket

I would 9ffer to get you one but it would melt by the time I got to you "

It's the thought that counts so back in my good books you go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom

Sounds delicious daarling!

Broadband stable?"

No I'm on phone data with 1 bar of signal. We're still up the seafront but I'm in a bar having a crafty alcoholic beverage

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

Sounds hellish, so uncivilised!"

Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser...

can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin' all.

The naughty corner seems to be the place to be tonight.

*sneaks off to the corner in the hope of nicking Sir Daniel's ice cream."

Evening Happy- you are welcome to the Turkish Delight bit!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Pocket, good day?

A busy day but a good day and one day nearer a long weekend

How about you? Are you a 9-5er or a weekend worker?

Worse a sahm!!

(Which translates to lazy fecker or never off duty depending on your viewpoint!)

Never off duty from Fab

Lazy fecker - I don't believe that

I bet you give the duracell bunny a run for his money

Funnily enough that was one of my nicknames at school

Naughty

I won't ask unless you want to tell

Well 'They' thought it was because of the copper-coloured-top, but I knew it was cos I lasted twice as long as any of those fuckers!! "

Red needs a cold shower naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread.... "

Eh my plums, on a thread which one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

Hes on holiday

Oh thought it had been quiet "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice red wine, comfy sofa and catch up on sky. Been busy all day so relaxing now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs "

Come again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

Sounds hellish, so uncivilised!

Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser...

can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx "

Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest?

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

Hes on holiday

Oh thought it had been quiet

Cheeky "

never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening..

I unwrapped a Solero today.. It was a funny squashed rectangle shape...

Picasso style!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice red wine, comfy sofa and catch up on sky. Been busy all day so relaxing now. "

Sounds perfect x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom

No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring

Good evening Mr. Pocket

I would 9ffer to get you one but it would melt by the time I got to you

It's the thought that counts so back in my good books you go."

My daughter had a similar one but had Orea, peanut butter and triple chocolate scoops.

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

Sounds hellish, so uncivilised!

Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser...

can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx

Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest?"

a weekend at a wedding and catching up with friends

then a week at haven with family. And a few days to do washing and housework

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread....

Eh my plums, on a thread which one?"

Was it called Metal mickey

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs

Come again "

Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watching tele.....

X

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Evening Little Pocket- bet you like being up there on top of other Pocket?

(Phew I'm confused!)

Wheres Dan when you need him!

Good evening Ms. Testarossa

I've just been up the seafront to watch the firework display and had the most amazing ice cream ever. Triple scoop in a biscuit cone. One scoop of white chocolate and Maltesers, one scoop of chocolate orange and one scoop of Turkish delight. Om nom mother fucking nom

No one likes a show off - go and stand in the naughty corner and think about what you've done. Sharing is caring

Good evening Mr. Pocket

I would 9ffer to get you one but it would melt by the time I got to you

It's the thought that counts so back in my good books you go.

My daughter had a similar one but had Orea, peanut butter and triple chocolate scoops. "

Mmm Oreo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread....

Eh my plums, on a thread which one?"

DP rating game anyone marks out of 10. In lounge...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

Sounds hellish, so uncivilised!

Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser...

can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx

Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest?

a weekend at a wedding and catching up with friends

then a week at haven with family. And a few days to do washing and housework "

Good times!

Don't forget to put in for your next annual leave as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops in for a quick good evening before I say goodnight x

I'm not doing anything nawty at all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread....

Eh my plums, on a thread which one?

Was it called Metal mickey "

Hey my body's not a temple...it's a scrapyard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening..

I unwrapped a Solero today.. It was a funny squashed rectangle shape...

Picasso style!"

Evening Sunrise!

Was it refreshing though?

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Pops in for a quick good evening before I say goodnight x

I'm not doing anything nawty at all..

"

We don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops in for a quick good evening before I say goodnight x

I'm not doing anything nawty at all..

"

I call bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs

Come again

Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees. "

Oh aye lol your face was a picture though

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

Sounds hellish, so uncivilised!

Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser...

can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx

Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest?

a weekend at a wedding and catching up with friends

then a week at haven with family. And a few days to do washing and housework

Good times!

Don't forget to put in for your next annual leave as well! "

im thinking about it already. One while the kids are st school and I can chill x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just watching tele.....

X"

Anything good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread....

Eh my plums, on a thread which one?

DP rating game anyone marks out of 10. In lounge... "

Dare I look?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is the boss-man??

Im back to work tomoz whever thought 2 days off 1 day in then a day off followed by 4days in.. all earlys... needs blooming shooting

Sounds hellish, so uncivilised!

Totally agree.... after them 4 days im in every otherday.... can tell we've got a stand in manager.... tosser...

can't wait for my2 week holiday in 2 weeks xx

Not surprised! Middle management are the worst! Going away holiday or just a rest?

a weekend at a wedding and catching up with friends

then a week at haven with family. And a few days to do washing and housework

Good times!

Don't forget to put in for your next annual leave as well!

im thinking about it already. One while the kids are st school and I can chill x "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Pops in for a quick good evening before I say goodnight x

I'm not doing anything nawty at all..

"

Hello you and welcome

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs

Come again

Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees.

Oh aye lol your face was a picture though "

Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks talking of bollocking, we've been talking about yours on another thread....

Eh my plums, on a thread which one?

DP rating game anyone marks out of 10. In lounge...

Dare I look? "

Dare you!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs

Come again

Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees.

Oh aye lol your face was a picture though

Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy"

So shy you asked to see ..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn "

Nothing new

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn

Nothing new "

Fook off

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Im off to sleep .. night all x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs

Come again

Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees.

Oh aye lol your face was a picture though

Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy

So shy you asked to see .. "

A picture i said a fucking picture. Im still having nightmares ya git

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im off to sleep .. night all x "

Night night xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn

Nothing new

Fook off "

Such a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was indeed!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Im off to sleep .. night all x "

Night night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was indeed!"

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone. Another week another night shift. Quiet tho so a good old fab session is in order!!!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!! "

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs

Come again

Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees.

Oh aye lol your face was a picture though

Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy

So shy you asked to see ..

A picture i said a fucking picture. Im still having nightmares ya git "

Classic case of S.B.T. you got there Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before

Id not quite say that

Evening all. Was just about to do this myself

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Yo dude. Hope alls well. Bet your ears have been burning. Loops has been giving me flash backs

Come again

Flash backs to the smoke hut at jaydees.

Oh aye lol your face was a picture though

Thats what loops said. Your all just mean im just a poor shy boy

So shy you asked to see ..

A picture i said a fucking picture. Im still having nightmares ya git

Classic case of S.B.T. you got there Bladey "

Seen bollocks trauma??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn "

Yesterday the word "premature" was being bandied around, now it's "too quick".

It's enough to make a Git paranoid about his performance.

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Evening campers

Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah...."

Evening all.

Just lounging and nosing around.

Glass of red too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening campers

Who is...doing something they should or shouldn't blah blah....

Evening all.

Just lounging and nosing around.

Glass of red too "

Good evening milord.

Sammy dog stop it! When Lord Flasheart says "woof" that isn't an invitation for you to chat to him. Sit! - I'll explain later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone wants a glass of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're all too quick for me! Sloooooow doooowwn

Yesterday the word "premature" was being bandied around, now it's "too quick".

It's enough to make a Git paranoid about his performance. "

Premature was Mr Fae if I recall correctly? If You choose to pick up on that Happy.... well who am I to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell "

Some of us do not respond to battery power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone wants a glass of me "

Is that like a Mrs. H autocuntrect or do you actually mean a glass of you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Classic case of S.B.T. you got there Bladey

Seen bollocks trauma?? "

Staffordshire Bull Terrier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power "

Mains?

Genny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone wants a glass of me

Is that like a Mrs. H autocuntrect or do you actually mean a glass of you? "

Literal translation

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Sombodys missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Suuuuuzzzzyyy????

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power "

I come with a free Solero

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

Mains?

Genny? "

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

Mains?

Genny? "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this thread! Who will be the last one standing come morning?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Suuuuuzzzzyyy????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

Mains?

Genny?

Haha"

Manual.. Its the only way to tackle a Solero...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero "

You might have to stand on a box...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

Mains?

Genny?

Haha

Manual.. Its the only way to tackle a Solero... "

Wot about a clockwork orange ice-lolly?

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

Mains?

Genny?

Haha

Manual.. Its the only way to tackle a Solero... "

Put that tongue away

Must be good must be good

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box..."

I come with free step ladders to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to "

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well now I have got you all going, I will retire to my boudoir!

Sweet (wet) dreams all! xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening all, bloody hell never been this close to the top before "

That's cool, as long as I'm underneath you

Evening room by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about. "

I think Mr. Blade needs therapy for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well now I have got you all going, I will retire to my boudoir!

Sweet (wet) dreams all! xx"

Nighty night filthy dreams x x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Well now I have got you all going, I will retire to my boudoir!

Sweet (wet) dreams all! xx"

Awww I've only just got here, was it something I said

Dirty dreams anyway

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about. "

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well now I have got you all going, I will retire to my boudoir!

Sweet (wet) dreams all! xx

Awww I've only just got here, was it something I said

Dirty dreams anyway "

Hi and bye Dude xx

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"Well now I have got you all going, I will retire to my boudoir!

Sweet (wet) dreams all! xx"

Night night

I'll be up in 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)"

Hard hat.. Or helmet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to get myself going BEFORE bed. I shall probably return though

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

Hard hat.. Or helmet.... "

Naughty more appropriate

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

whaaaaaaaa?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

Hard hat.. Or helmet....

Naughty more appropriate "

Oi you 2 i am here you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

Hard hat.. Or helmet....

Naughty more appropriate "

I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"whaaaaaaaa? "

There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"whaaaaaaaa? "

Sorry Suzy we've been very busy tonight so summary is more challenging.

I blame Daniel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whaaaaaaaa?

There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on "

You started it!!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

Hard hat.. Or helmet....

Naughty more appropriate

I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness! "

i get woken up, to check whether im alive, to find this kind of torment on roll call..miss fruity in a harness...damn you people are harsh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whaaaaaaaa?

Sorry Suzy we've been very busy tonight so summary is more challenging.

I blame Daniel "

I'd blame me too tbh

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

Hard hat.. Or helmet....

Naughty more appropriate

I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness! "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"whaaaaaaaa?

There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on

You started it!!! "

And your supposed to be a mate remember

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"whaaaaaaaa?

There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on "

picking on you..you do realize its a good job you are over 200 miles away right now...fancy a fuck???

hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

Hard hat.. Or helmet....

Naughty more appropriate

I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness!

i get woken up, to check whether im alive, to find this kind of torment on roll call..miss fruity in a harness...damn you people are harsh!!! "

Is it that bad a mental picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"whaaaaaaaa?

There all picking on me again sweet. I may need a boob to rest my poor head on picking on you..you do realize its a good job you are over 200 miles away right now...fancy a fuck???

hehehehehe "

Thought you'd never ask

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

Hard hat.. Or helmet....

Naughty more appropriate

I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness!

i get woken up, to check whether im alive, to find this kind of torment on roll call..miss fruity in a harness...damn you people are harsh!!!

Is it that bad a mental picture? "

I don't think so - I think Suzy might just be upset you're not at arms length

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

Hard hat.. Or helmet....

Naughty more appropriate

I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness!

i get woken up, to check whether im alive, to find this kind of torment on roll call..miss fruity in a harness...damn you people are harsh!!!

Is it that bad a mental picture? "

waking me up to that horny image..no not unless you were thinking bad was good in a massive way..it would be most delightful to find you here in my bed witha harness on....im half asleep...not good its just a mental image..thats cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided I'd like some kinky sex before bed.

Can I post my number here??

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've decided I'd like some kinky sex before bed.

Can I post my number here??"

what, like im not a number, im a free man

type number...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was indeed!

Phew that was a long time coming back!!

Not everyone is powered by Duracell

Some of us do not respond to battery power

I come with a free Solero

You might have to stand on a box...

I come with free step ladders to

Don't mention ladders! There's a dark secret that Sir Daniel and Mr Blade whisper about.

As long as they're not going to ask for a health and safety assessment and working at height document! (hard hat emoji)

Hard hat.. Or helmet....

Naughty more appropriate

I didn't think of health and safety.... I may need a harness!

i get woken up, to check whether im alive, to find this kind of torment on roll call..miss fruity in a harness...damn you people are harsh!!!

Is it that bad a mental picture?

waking me up to that horny image..no not unless you were thinking bad was good in a massive way..it would be most delightful to find you here in my bed witha harness on....im half asleep...not good its just a mental image..thats cruel

"

Ohhh,

Defiantly need a harness, with attachments....

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

A-man clocking in til 8am

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Evening all x

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry "

Awww we're sorry Suzy.

Big hugs

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry "

I didn't want to interupt you and loops

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all x "

Evening gem xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x "

Good evening Ms. Gemini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've decided I'd like some kinky sex before bed.

Can I post my number here??

what, like im not a number, im a free man

type number... "

Pick a number - any number. Double it. Add 35. Subtract your birth date. Take away the number you first thought of. Multiply by 3. Are you confused yet?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

Awww we're sorry Suzy.

Big hugs "

yes i need them ..lots and a cup of tea...and a fuck..and probably several more rounds of each, with some toast at some point...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Phew, I've actually caught up and read all the posts before part 2, that's gotta be a first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

I didn't want to interupt you and loops "

Don't think Bladey could manage to type as well as breath with his inagination running wild!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lubing a new buy

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

I didn't want to interupt you and loops "

that would be a first..me and a woman and you not want to play huh?

i think you were awaiting the wrath that is me when ive just woken up..its dry humour not illegal oclock...theres a difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lubing a new buy "

Would you kindly lend it to Suzy - we've left her all alone and feeling horny.

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Evening all x

Evening gem xx"

Hi bladey x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

Awww we're sorry Suzy.

Big hugs

yes i need them ..lots and a cup of tea...and a fuck..and probably several more rounds of each, with some toast at some point..."

Cheese on toast is usually served at about 2.30 on Wednesday nights

Shame Voddy's not here tonight though, it's her favourite

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

I didn't want to interupt you and loops

Don't think Bladey could manage to type as well as breath with his inagination running wild! "

probably having his 50th cum today..hes in stamina training i understand..hes gonna fooking need it!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

Awww we're sorry Suzy.

Big hugs

yes i need them ..lots and a cup of tea...and a fuck..and probably several more rounds of each, with some toast at some point..."

Operation get back in Suzy's good books;

Hugs

PG Tips with a free monkey

Lots of energy

Repeat above three steps x 2

Warburton toastie golden brown with butter

Repeat steps 1-3

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Evening all x

Good evening Ms. Gemini "

Evening Dan, how's the holibobs going? X

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all x

Evening gem xx

Hi bladey x"

hey gorgeous..

im grumpy ..dont take no notice of my filthy mouth this evening xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

I didn't want to interupt you and loops

that would be a first..me and a woman and you not want to play huh?

i think you were awaiting the wrath that is me when ive just woken up..its dry humour not illegal oclock...theres a difference"

I was being polite for a change. Waiting for an invite

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Phew, I've actually caught up and read all the posts before part 2, that's gotta be a first "

youre ace, Ace xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

I didn't want to interupt you and loops

Don't think Bladey could manage to type as well as breath with his inagination running wild!

probably having his 50th cum today..hes in stamina training i understand..hes gonna fooking need it! "

Sounds like he's in trouble!

Sentencing....

Go straight to heaven!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

I didn't want to interupt you and loops

that would be a first..me and a woman and you not want to play huh?

i think you were awaiting the wrath that is me when ive just woken up..its dry humour not illegal oclock...theres a difference

I was being polite for a change. Waiting for an invite "

torturous hubby.... aka bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lubing a new buy

Would you kindly lend it to Suzy - we've left her all alone and feeling horny."

Sure will, I will deliver it personally, the address please xx

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Evening all x

Evening gem xx

Hi bladey x

hey gorgeous..

im grumpy ..dont take no notice of my filthy mouth this evening xx"

Aww don't be grumpy hun and I'm not bothered by filthy mouths xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i see you wake me up. all making sure im safe and well and then leave me alone in the room with the mental image of fruity trussed up for me and some strange man whos never been in here before wanting kinky sex by telephone..

i think im going to cry

I didn't want to interupt you and loops

that would be a first..me and a woman and you not want to play huh?

i think you were awaiting the wrath that is me when ive just woken up..its dry humour not illegal oclock...theres a difference

I was being polite for a change. Waiting for an invite "

Blimey!! They say you can teach an old dog new tricks...

But looks like suzy is managing too with this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lubing a new buy

Would you kindly lend it to Suzy - we've left her all alone and feeling horny.

Sure will, I will deliver it personally, the address please xx"

Miss April you are officially on my list of bestest frendz evah! Rush to the rescue of the beautiful Suzy and we will all be soooooooo grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've decided I'd like some kinky sex before bed.

Can I post my number here??

what, like im not a number, im a free man

type number... "

I'm not sure I get it. We're all free!

I'd still like to post my number..

Or at least have somebody kinky msg me.

Do I have to take care of this myself?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I refuse to be the last poster on this thread

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