FabSwingers.com forum: 175 things

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You should never say to a meet.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's be exclusive....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you nearly there yet?

The biggest turn off ever

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By *arkinberksMan
over a year ago

Ascot

I'm going to the GUM clinic tomorrow

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You can come visit me in London when you're thin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're fatter in real life...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

What's wrong with keeping my socks on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course we do bare

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Let's be exclusive...."

God damn it. So that's why you stopped ringing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to shoot this cock snot right up your fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must have a different vagina to everyone else that's why you can't cum (true story)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a number

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

was that you or was that me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You must have a different vagina to everyone else that's why you can't cum (true story)"

What the actual fuck !

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

I keep my semen in the fridge.

Would you like to take a jar home with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep my semen in the fridge.

Would you like to take a jar home with you? "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought the goat

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Dont worry, its not contagious

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Do you want to meet my mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to cancel, I found someone better.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry me

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

You're so much better in bed than your dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's where I keep patricia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You must have a different vagina to everyone else that's why you can't cum (true story)

What the actual fuck !

I don't think I did his ego any good so he blamed it on me. Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like a vagina but bigger

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I need you to complete the CSA forms from our last meet, after you've cum. The twins miss you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you mind if my dog watches ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind if my dog watches ?"

Couples always have a fucking dog they're more than happy to fuck in front of!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Is it supposed to smell like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pretend to be Theresa May?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mind if my dog watches ?

Couples always have a fucking dog they're more than happy to fuck in front of! "

Really ? We don't have a dog. Maybe its just us that get freaked out by pets watching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad's popping round to sus you out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheque please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do have a look of Anne widdecombe in that position

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you pop that suppository in for me while your down there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind if my dog watches ?

Couples always have a fucking dog they're more than happy to fuck in front of!

Really ? We don't have a dog. Maybe its just us that get freaked out by pets watching.

Nope I used to shut my pets out of the bedroom.....off putting having the dog panting in the corner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

Or...

Get in the van!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mind if my dog watches ?

Couples always have a fucking dog they're more than happy to fuck in front of!

Really ? We don't have a dog. Maybe its just us that get freaked out by pets watching.

Nope I used to shut my pets out of the bedroom.....off putting having the dog panting in the corner!"

My aunties dog is a horny little ball of fluff. Tries to hump anyone who does something affectionate in her house be it a hug or kiss. She has to lock him outside whenever visitors come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brother does it better.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Shut up and get yer knickers off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a younger sister?

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

If I run to the bathroom, don't worry, I just have a touch of the shits

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Can I pop your spots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a blue waffle?

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

Your teeth looked so much better in that face pic you sent me , come to think of it you had teeth in that face pic you sent me

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"You must have a different vagina to everyone else that's why you can't cum (true story)"

I've had that too!!

Can we finish? My wife's got the dinner on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haa loving these so funny.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Sorry what was your name.

...Don't even do it in jest as it isn't funny...well he didn't think it was

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Sorry what was your name.

...Don't even do it in jest as it isn't funny...well he didn't think it was

Not very anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

Not something I've ever heard personally.

Oh those are just spots.

Then there are versions on the theme;

Quiet you'll wake my dad/husband.

Can we do it here only if I open the door they wake up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice cock, smaller then my dad's but harder. (True remark many years ago) made my excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if we drive around for an hour,I'm waiting for my mum to go to sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice cock, smaller then my dad's but harder. (True remark many years ago) made my excuses and left"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mind if my dog watches ?

Couples always have a fucking dog they're more than happy to fuck in front of! "

That's just wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look better in your pictures

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You look like Jo brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wave at the webcam I told you was off.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

sex has been so much better since I got out of prison

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

being called by another name

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