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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Turin looks beautiful surrounded by the snow-covered Alps, even in August."

Oops.

Bearing in mind we're guerilla camping in the Alps tomorrow night, at what point should I warn Mrs ddc?

Or do I just put a positive spin on it...

"Looks like we won't be bothered by mosquitoes tomorrow, dear"

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would be more worried about the gorillas

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Suggest she buys something nice at the market, like a sheepskin coat?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"

"Turin looks beautiful surrounded by the snow-covered Alps, even in August."

Oops.

Bearing in mind we're guerilla camping in the Alps tomorrow night, at what point should I warn Mrs ddc?

Or do I just put a positive spin on it...

"Looks like we won't be bothered by mosquitoes tomorrow, dear"

Mr ddc"

Go with the positive. You could be in the highlands being eaten alive by middies....and still no sign of summer!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Snuggling becomes necessity. It's romantic. Possibly.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I think I would be more worried about the gorillas "

Abominable Snowman?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tell her to wear more than she does for your photo sessions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well no tan lines to worry about then !!!!!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Suggest she buys something nice at the market, like a sheepskin coat?

"

They had some of them in Milan - slightly out my price range!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Deer skins are fun to wear and good for contraception I believe

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Mr ddc

Go with the positive. You could be in the highlands being eaten alive by middies....and still no sign of summer!"

On the positive side, at least you don't have sunburnt ankles!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Snuggling becomes necessity. It's romantic. Possibly."

Snuggling is tricky. My side of the airbed burst (too much paella possibly) so Mrs ddc just tends to squash me instead

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Suggest she buys something nice at the market, like a sheepskin coat?

They had some of them in Milan - slightly out my price range!"

My "it's too cold for anything else" heavy suede coat was bought in a market in Firenze. It was less than I would have paid here.

See if you can get some of those funny hand warmers with the clicky thing that makes them work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are staying in the most open plan hotel you have ever seen in your life

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Deer skins are fun to wear and good for contraception I believe "
Bearskins as well! have you ever seen trooping of the colour ? there's no shagging going on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit her down and sing "Do you wanna build a snowman?"

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Tell her to wear more than she does for your photo sessions.

"

What fun would that be?!

We got a classic in Bologna, and the tourists didn't bat an eyelid for it, just watched patiently and appreciatively. You'll have to wait though

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

***slaps head, have you not seen the Italian Job Mr DDC? Michael Cane? and "not a lot of people snow that"

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"***slaps head, have you not seen the Italian Job Mr DDC? Michael Cane? and "not a lot of people snow that""

Do you you av a cunning plan?

(Or was that Baldrick )

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"***slaps head, have you not seen the Italian Job Mr DDC? Michael Cane? and "not a lot of people snow that"

Do you you av a cunning plan?

(Or was that Baldrick )"
We're still waiting for the plan, don't think it was cunning, just dreadfully slow in its execution

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"***slaps head, have you not seen the Italian Job Mr DDC? Michael Cane? and "not a lot of people snow that"

Do you you av a cunning plan?

(Or was that Baldrick ) We're still waiting for the plan, don't think it was cunning, just dreadfully slow in its execution"

Either way, I'll take it slow on the corners. I'm terrified of heights; thankfully those stickers that go on your headlights block out so much of the light that I couldn't see just how scary it was coming in...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just shag plenty or get loads of guests in.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"

Mr ddc

Go with the positive. You could be in the highlands being eaten alive by middies....and still no sign of summer!

On the positive side, at least you don't have sunburnt ankles! "

Sunburnt? What's that?

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