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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to have an overzealous office manager who would throw out stuff without asking permission.

The company ended up replacing everyone's missing food.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd be well pissed off and then to have the cheek to sit there and eat it in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

Yes I would say something. I'd make them buy me another or give me the money for it. It's theft.

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

Yes I would say something. I'd make them buy me another or give me the money for it. It's theft."

I'm going to wait till after his left for the day and collect the evidence from his bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a communal kitchen area and it's classed as gross misconduct if you deliberately eat someone else's food from the fridge knowingly. People have name labels on their stuff so they class it as theft.

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"We have a communal kitchen area and it's classed as gross misconduct if you deliberately eat someone else's food from the fridge knowingly. People have name labels on their stuff so they class it as theft. "

Didn't think for one moment that I would need to label it

Should have put some laxative stuff in it.

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over a year ago

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

Yes I would say something. I'd make them buy me another or give me the money for it. It's theft.

I'm going to wait till after his left for the day and collect the evidence from his bin "

Lol.

Why not just say "hey, that's my chocolate bar you're eating, do you mind replacing it? Thanks"? Don't go through a bloody bin - communicate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should get a male friend to jizz in some cream buns and take pics of u filling them and leave them on plate and the more they eat they will see the pics at the bottom

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm sulking

I fancied it with my cuppa

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Didn't think for one moment that I would need to label it

Should have put some laxative stuff in it.

Do that for next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a loaf of bread in my office for making toast, it was somewhat awkward when I walked in to the kitchen to find someone helping themselves.

Total piss take and shows a total lack of respect

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

Yes I would say something. I'd make them buy me another or give me the money for it. It's theft.

I'm going to wait till after his left for the day and collect the evidence from his bin

Lol.

Why not just say "hey, that's my chocolate bar you're eating, do you mind replacing it? Thanks"? Don't go through a bloody bin - communicate. "

I'm shy when it comes to confronting someone. So I was going to leave a little note on his desk

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Only real question is if you saw them eating it and knew it was yours why didn't you say anything??

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Didn't think for one moment that I would need to label it

Should have put some laxative stuff in it.

Do that for next time.

Knowing me he won't eat it. I will forget and spend the evening on the loo

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I have a loaf of bread in my office for making toast, it was somewhat awkward when I walked in to the kitchen to find someone helping themselves.

Total piss take and shows a total lack of respect"

Did you say anything ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

Yes I would say something. I'd make them buy me another or give me the money for it. It's theft.

I'm going to wait till after his left for the day and collect the evidence from his bin

Lol.

Why not just say "hey, that's my chocolate bar you're eating, do you mind replacing it? Thanks"? Don't go through a bloody bin - communicate.

I'm shy when it comes to confronting someone. So I was going to leave a little note on his desk "

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Only real question is if you saw them eating it and knew it was yours why didn't you say anything??

I'm shy

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A colleague of ours started putting a few drops of food colouring in his milk to stop people pinching it. It didn't taste any different just looked strange.

We have 200 ish on our floor & are advised to label all food. Anything out of date is thrown away on a Friday evening by the cleaners.

I would never dream of using someone else's milk let alone eat their chocolate!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have said something when i saw then doing it, its stealing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teachers were terrible with stealing other peoples' provisions. Every day at morning briefing someone would complain that something had gone missing or milk and tea had been used. They didn't like washing up either,the sink was always full. They thought it was the cleaners job to do it.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"A colleague of ours started putting a few drops of food colouring in his milk to stop people pinching it. It didn't taste any different just looked strange.

We have 200 ish on our floor & are advised to label all food. Anything out of date is thrown away on a Friday evening by the cleaners.

I would never dream of using someone else's milk let alone eat their chocolate!!!! "

People in our company have got milk Bottle locks to stop the thieving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it goes on in most offices - Just as bad, is taking booze to a party.

Hostess puts it in the fridge - then after swiftly necking one bottle, you go back to fridge and find your 6 pack is suddenly a 2 pack.

Normal house party I mean, dunno about sex clubs/parties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to wait till after his left for the day and collect the evidence from his bin "

Give it the full csi photo treatment

Once you remove it from the bin you can't prove it was in there,

I would have a quiet manager word and let them make him aware fridge items are not a free for all,

Or laxatives the next one, in fact defo laxative the next one, or viagra,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to wait till after his left for the day and collect the evidence from his bin

Give it the full csi photo treatment

Once you remove it from the bin you can't prove it was in there,

I would have a quiet manager word and let them make him aware fridge items are not a free for all,

Or laxatives the next one, in fact defo laxative the next one, or viagra,"

I shouldn't laugh, but that really is wicked.

Imagine being stuck at work all horned up. Might make using the lift a bit tricky!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Stealing food happens all the time where I work .... but usually someone has enough to share. I usually buy enough for our whole team, then people ask ... at Mr's work, on a building site, everything he had bought went, a loaf or bread and a litre of milk for the week .... even happened the following week when he labelled it 'this milk has cum in' .... he had done it as well, oh well .... luckily he doesn't work there any more ...

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

Why not just say "hey, that's my chocolate bar you're eating, do you mind replacing it? Thanks"? Don't go through a bloody bin - communicate. "

well said couldn't of put it better

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Why not just say "hey, that's my chocolate bar you're eating, do you mind replacing it? Thanks"? Don't go through a bloody bin - communicate.

well said couldn't of put it better

Like I said I don't like confronting people.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Stealing food happens all the time where I work .... but usually someone has enough to share. I usually buy enough for our whole team, then people ask ... at Mr's work, on a building site, everything he had bought went, a loaf or bread and a litre of milk for the week .... even happened the following week when he labelled it 'this milk has cum in' .... he had done it as well, oh well .... luckily he doesn't work there any more ..."

I'll second that about milk on some building sites, I used to take a 2 pint of blue top to last me the week. All the other bottles were green top, but most of mine had usually vanished by Wednesday. A couple of times I pissed in the rest and brought a fresh pint for the rest of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would defo say something as its justvrude and arrogant but most of all its theft chocolate bar or not they stole you choccy bar! id confront them and expect an apology and a new choccy bar.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

Did you see them ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

Yes I would say something. I'd make them buy me another or give me the money for it. It's theft.

I'm going to wait till after his left for the day and collect the evidence from his bin "

That's not evidence. It's not a unique bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't think for one moment that I would need to label it

Should have put some laxative stuff in it.

Leave another one, suitably booby trapped....should fix the thriving git.

Bet he wouldn't do it to a bloke! Unless he has a penchant for hospital food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say nothing, buy another one and inject super hot chilli sauce in it and leave it in the same place

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Unless you can prove that

a) it belongs to you

b) you saw it removed from the fridge

c) you saw him eat it after he removed it

d) you saw him put the wrapper in the bin

e) you made a good attempt to let him know it was yours before he started eating it

Then I don't think you can do much about it.

Maybe it was HIS and someone else took yours.

Also... If you put something in the fridge which causes someone else injury or illness whether it's yours or not you are liable.

Mention it to whoever is in charge but don't accuse the bloke just say it's gone missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a job for Judge Rinder

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This is a job for Judge Rinder"

JUDGE RINDER ?

I'm writing that in BIG !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a job for Judge Rinder

JUDGE RINDER ?

I'm writing that in BIG !"

Or Robert to his mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it definitely your chocolate bar? Could yours have fallen onto another shelf?

If it was yours it's theft and just bloody rude. I'd ask why he was eating my food.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

As regards milk and coffee and tea, we have a communal fund at work, but as I drink soya milk, I don't buy in to it ... not too many people fancy trying the soya milk though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

This also reminds me of another time when ma blue top milk kept "evaporating". I put a notice on the fridge door saying "Whoever keeps nicking ma milk, can you ask your boss for a pay rise so you can afford yer bloody own"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a loaf of bread in my office for making toast, it was somewhat awkward when I walked in to the kitchen to find someone helping themselves.

Total piss take and shows a total lack of respect

Did you say anything ?"

Too right I did

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I bumped into him as he left the office

I said did you enjoy my chocolate after I has seen him eat it and dispose of the wrapper

He went bright red and said sorry I didn't think anyone would notice

Told him to replace it.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I bumped into him as he left the office

I said did you enjoy my chocolate after I has seen him eat it and dispose of the wrapper

He went bright red and said sorry I didn't think anyone would notice

Told him to replace it. "

Haha!! Go you!

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over a year ago

"I bumped into him as he left the office

I said did you enjoy my chocolate after I has seen him eat it and dispose of the wrapper

He went bright red and said sorry I didn't think anyone would notice

Told him to replace it. "

Go take a dump on his computer keyboard then say sorry, I didn't think anyone would notice

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Inject laxative in to then he will be shitting sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have to bag and label stuff - if it s out of date it gets slung

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

Yes I would say something. I'd make them buy me another or give me the money for it. It's theft.

I'm going to wait till after his left for the day and collect the evidence from his bin "

What if it was an honest mistake? Why did you not simply mention it at the time? Now it looks like you are sneaking around trying to get them in trouble when you could have sorted everything without a problem at the time?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I bumped into him as he left the office

I said did you enjoy my chocolate after I has seen him eat it and dispose of the wrapper

He went bright red and said sorry I didn't think anyone would notice

Told him to replace it. "

good for you,the cheeky twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bumped into him as he left the office

I said did you enjoy my chocolate after I has seen him eat it and dispose of the wrapper

He went bright red and said sorry I didn't think anyone would notice

Told him to replace it. "

Cheeky bugger, at least he had the grace to blush & say sorry.

I was going to suggest sending a department email saying whoever ate the chocolate bar had a 24 hour amnesty to replace it...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Only a man would think that stealing chocolate would go unnoticed!!

*runs*

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Only a man would think that stealing chocolate would go unnoticed!!

*runs*"

Only a woman would get so over excited over something so trivial.

*runs the other way*

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Only a man would think that stealing chocolate would go unnoticed!!

*runs*

Only a woman would get so over excited over something so trivial.

*runs the other way*"

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Only a man would think that stealing chocolate would go unnoticed!!

*runs*

Only a woman would get so over excited over something so trivial.

*runs the other way*"

It wasn't the value it was the fact that it didn't belong to him in the first place

Men !! Takes cover lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bumped into him as he left the office

I said did you enjoy my chocolate after I has seen him eat it and dispose of the wrapper

He went bright red and said sorry I didn't think anyone would notice

Told him to replace it."

This was a better way of dealing with it than a note.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

That happened to a bloke I used to work with, his food was eaten by someone else.

He put a full bottle of laxitives in his left over milk, he also pissed in a salad he left in the fridge. He enjoyed telling the bloke who ate his salad, what he did to it. As for the milk, he couldn't keep a straight face when he mentioned the milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

Yes I would say something. I'd make them buy me another or give me the money for it. It's theft.

I'm going to wait till after his left for the day and collect the evidence from his bin

Lol.

Why not just say "hey, that's my chocolate bar you're eating, do you mind replacing it? Thanks"? Don't go through a bloody bin - communicate. "

Just shout it out ' oi cunt, that is my Fucking chocolate you are Fucking eating.' See the response you get, also everyone else will know he helps himself to others food.

On a subtle note, put a note on it saying 'fuck off (person name) get your own fucking chocolate.

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By *he Milf Club OP Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

We used to have one of those charity sweet things. A quid for a bag

It was always short so they stopped it.

I wonder why !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in an office of around 20 people.

We have a kitchen / rest room

People bring in lunch stuff and nibbles and keep in the fridge

Would you help yourself to somebody else's food stuff ?

Not a happy bunny. I brought myself a choc bar and put in fridge

A colleague. Wouldn't say friend

Has just sat and ate my bar !!!

Would you say something ?

Feel like saying Oi!! That was mine. Get your own !

(Mrs)

I'd chop their arm off and beat them to death with the wet end

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

Kill their first born and eat the heart in front of them, they probably wont do it again xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a loaf of bread in my office for making toast, it was somewhat awkward when I walked in to the kitchen to find someone helping themselves.

Total piss take and shows a total lack of respect"

Please tell me they left an odd number of slices!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People do this at my place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a loaf of bread in my office for making toast, it was somewhat awkward when I walked in to the kitchen to find someone helping themselves.

Total piss take and shows a total lack of respect

Please tell me they left an odd number of slices!!!

Yes

And that just added insult to injury!

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