FabSwingers.com forum: Not your typical guy.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just read on a profile....Not your typical guy.

An obvious effort to stand out from the masses here and say woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo try me I'm far better.

But what is your typical guy on here? Helmet on,squats down in foxhole.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Two arms, legs , nose ..... that kind of thing.

Disclaimer. Apologies to any one legged noseless members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't a typical guy...but yes things like this are said to stand out from the others that they think are spoiling the site for them.

Personally puts me off when a guy has to slag off others to get meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure. I don't think its a gym rat tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a regular guy here not going to slate anyone or piss on anyone's bonfire

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't know but when I saw the advert for my cat it said 'she's not your average cat' and that appealed to me. It was absolutely right too... she's definitely not an average cat!

So that worked for me. However, if I read that on a bloke's profile I tend to roll my eyes and think 'yeah, whatever!'

Double standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know but when I saw the advert for my cat it said 'she's not your average cat' and that appealed to me. It was absolutely right too... she's definitely not an average cat!

So that worked for me. However, if I read that on a bloke's profile I tend to roll my eyes and think 'yeah, whatever!'

Double standards!

Cats are cute I had a cat called vandal coz she was a vandal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, the ones who say they're not like most guys on here as though they're better than everyone else.

Egotistical twats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

I'm twatty, pleased to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just me

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If he's not a typical guy.... Will he ask for directions if he's lost...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

Im funny, and I can also make the bed! does this count ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

Then it is decided. We are in love.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

I'm twatty, pleased to meet you

Bro I think we should make a comedy double act, Chatty and Twatty. I've took top of the bill there but I'm happy to discuss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That means he doesn't fart loudly and laugh. Doesn't like sport. Doesn't scratch his nut and arse. Doesn't drink beer. Doesn't get excited about cars and motorbikes. Or doesn't have a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

Then it is decided. We are in love.

We are!

Now - as per another thread - I can give you a veri with 'hands off he's mine!'

Oh the romance of it all!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

Then it is decided. We are in love.

We are!

Now - as per another thread - I can give you a veri with 'hands off he's mine!'

Oh the romance of it all!!

Be careful with the veri though, or my bishes might pounce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know but when I saw the advert for my cat it said 'she's not your average cat' and that appealed to me. It was absolutely right too... she's definitely not an average cat!

So that worked for me. However, if I read that on a bloke's profile I tend to roll my eyes and think 'yeah, whatever!'

Double standards!

I think I get what you're saying...

...so I should say I'm a cat and not a guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

thats me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

I'm twatty, pleased to meet you

Bro I think we should make a comedy double act, Chatty and Twatty. I've took top of the bill there but I'm happy to discuss it."

Great idea. My over-inflated ego got deflated many years ago.so I am just a twat these days and perfectly happy to come second on the Bill, Bro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

Then it is decided. We are in love.

We are!

Now - as per another thread - I can give you a veri with 'hands off he's mine!'

Oh the romance of it all!!

Be careful with the veri though, or my bishes might pounce!"

That arse is mine.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

"I don't know but when I saw the advert for my cat it said 'she's not your average cat' and that appealed to me. It was absolutely right too... she's definitely not an average cat!

So that worked for me. However, if I read that on a bloke's profile I tend to roll my eyes and think 'yeah, whatever!'

Double standards!

I think I get what you're saying...

...so I should say I'm a cat and not a guy?"

I am getting confused. . Does it have anything to do with leaving the lid on the litter tray up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

thats me out then

Bloody isn't. You're sexy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

Then it is decided. We are in love.

We are!

Now - as per another thread - I can give you a veri with 'hands off he's mine!'

Oh the romance of it all!!

Be careful with the veri though, or my bishes might pounce!

That arse is mine."

Ooops!

Are you one of monkey's 'bishes'??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

thats me out then

Bloody isn't. You're sexy as fuck

Thank you kind lady you've made this old boy smile

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I think there maybe a different type of "Typical Guy" who frequents the fora. Some of us can spell and only send FAF messages when there is a thread about them.

We are the "Class Geeks" of Fab, in a way.

If by typical you mean average, that maybe different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think there maybe a different type of "Typical Guy" who frequents the fora. Some of us can spell and only send FAF messages when there is a thread about them.

We are the "Class Geeks" of Fab, in a way.

If by typical you mean average, that maybe different

Why do you think a disproportionate number of women frequent the forums 'winks'?

We prefer class geeks to 'wanna suck my cock?' Guys any day!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

Then it is decided. We are in love.

We are!

Now - as per another thread - I can give you a veri with 'hands off he's mine!'

Oh the romance of it all!!

Be careful with the veri though, or my bishes might pounce!

That arse is mine.

Ooops!

Are you one of monkey's 'bishes'??

There's only four that aren't.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Whoops.

Thats why i am here Peachy.

I pay a lady to turn my misogynistic gruntings into just barely acceptable musings, thus enablingme to get the occasional bit of clunge.

Would be cheaper to just put some fake hot pics up

Ps ...its her day off

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

thats me out then

Bloody isn't. You're sexy as fuck

"
agreed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

thats me out then

Bloody isn't. You're sexy as fuck

Thank you kind lady you've made this old boy smile

"
and ur not old young man

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By *ohnioMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I think there maybe a different type of "Typical Guy" who frequents the fora. Some of us can spell and only send FAF messages when there is a thread about them.

We are the "Class Geeks" of Fab, in a way.

If by typical you mean average, that maybe different

Why do you think a disproportionate number of women frequent the forums 'winks'?

We prefer class geeks to 'wanna suck my cock?' Guys any day!

Heres a nice shiney apple miss

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If I did something to piss off one of ma ex's, she would always come at me with "Well most normal men......"

So obviously I must have been different in some way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

Then it is decided. We are in love.

We are!

Now - as per another thread - I can give you a veri with 'hands off he's mine!'

Oh the romance of it all!!

Be careful with the veri though, or my bishes might pounce!

That arse is mine.

Ooops!

Are you one of monkey's 'bishes'??

I named his arse,it's all mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

I'm chatty will that do?

And you have an outstanding arse and a great personality!

Then it is decided. We are in love.

We are!

Now - as per another thread - I can give you a veri with 'hands off he's mine!'

Oh the romance of it all!!

Be careful with the veri though, or my bishes might pounce!

That arse is mine.

Ooops!

Are you one of monkey's 'bishes'??

There's only four that aren't."

I think Granny is warming to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure what the typical guy is on fab - but the 'typical guy' I meet is

Funny

Chatty

Intelligent

Attractive

Great in bed

And has a good body (ie exercises regularly)

I love these typical guys - they're why I'm here!

Long live typical guys!

Ok that's me. What about pooch though lol

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