FabSwingers.com forum: "I want him all to myself" on veri's

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Bit like territory marking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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Knowing how gorgeous you look I would want you all to myself, how naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's lots of cringe worthy stuff....best tasting pussy ever

...taste like rubbery chewy beef jerky to me.

And so the list goes on...see the amusing side, it's far more pleasant.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Pissing up lamp posts comments and stuff like that always makes me laugh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't cringe at that no. If I don't find the person attractive I think,you can have him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissing up lamp posts comments and stuff like that always makes me laugh...

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now we're talking !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it don't, but the ones saying they lasted for hours is kinda fun lol.

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

I had to check the verifications I had left for my partner, when we met on here as singles a while back ...no, no territory marking there, indeed, I was trying to encourage and persuade people to meet him. So, I can safely say I agree totally. If I read those territory marking verifications I just pass the person by, if I am honest. It takes two, though, one person to write them and another person to post them ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I agree, it's creepy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had to check the verifications I had left for my partner, when we met on here as singles a while back ...no, no territory marking there, indeed, I was trying to encourage and persuade people to meet him. So, I can safely say I agree totally. If I read those territory marking verifications I just pass the person by, if I am honest. It takes two, though, one person to write them and another person to post them ..."

Ha true hence why I don't show them

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It could be intended as nothing more than a way to say how great the person is, however, I agree it doesn't come across well and sounds a bit cringey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me cringe OP.

Sharing is caring and all that craic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a verification yesterday from a guy that contacted me that said: fuck off this one is all mine.

Decided not to get involved with that. He chose to display it so says as much about him as the woman leaving it (jokingly or not).

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Generally" I leave verifications to reflect that they are decent people worth meeting.

Some verifications I can be brutely honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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Feel like quoting Beyonce back! If you like it then you should have put a ring on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Makes me cringe OP.

Sharing is caring and all that craic!!

Great minds and all that

Indeed it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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hate it !!!its like hes mine hands off!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Generally" I leave verifications to reflect that they are decent people worth meeting.

Some verifications I can be brutely honest

I'd love to read a brutally honest one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw a verification yesterday from a guy that contacted me that said: fuck off this one is all mine.

Decided not to get involved with that. He chose to display it so says as much about him as the woman leaving it (jokingly or not). "

Don't blame you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes to check both the veris ive given and the ones for me*..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope both fine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person shows the veri so they don't mind it.

I think it's just a compliment where someone is saying they'd love to fuck that person more often or see them more often, not really keep them to themselves, but you never know.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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Scent marking for sure. Veris are also often an opportunity for the participants to boast about their own skills. Hey ho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creepy. Do you think they pissed on their front door step as well to mark their territory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find them a little cringey but then I find most things cringey! If I met a guy on here that I liked I wouldn't leave one of those veri's because he wouldn't have a profile left to leave one on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel even if it's followed by a

there's an underlying tone of keep yer hands off implied.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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Scent marking for sure. Veris are also often an opportunity for the participants to boast about their own skills. Hey ho."

Yeah I get a few like that! 'She took my long thick length for hours!' Etc etc! Perlease!!

The most irritating generic statement on veris though - and yes, I think it's on a couple of mine - is 'treat him/her/them with the respect they deserve!'

I wish I could meet the first person who put that on a veri - and give them a bloody good slap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad I'm not the only one thinking this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a verification yesterday from a guy that contacted me that said: fuck off this one is all mine.

Decided not to get involved with that. He chose to display it so says as much about him as the woman leaving it (jokingly or not). "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Generally" I leave verifications to reflect that they are decent people worth meeting.

Some verifications I can be brutely honest

It's best you warn others... so they aren't disappointed...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This is lamppost pissing isn't it?!

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

Rant over

Scent marking for sure. Veris are also often an opportunity for the participants to boast about their own skills. Hey ho.

Yeah I get a few like that! 'She took my long thick length for hours!' Etc etc! Perlease!!

The most irritating generic statement on veris though - and yes, I think it's on a couple of mine - is 'treat him/her/them with the respect they deserve!'

I wish I could meet the first person who put that on a veri - and give them a bloody good slap!

The ones I think are the most hilarious are those that say something like ... Can't wait to see him/her at our next events on the 26th August as everyone who comes and pays will have lots of fun there and here's my phone number' .. I know a little exaggeration, but you know the ones ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

Rant over

Scent marking for sure. Veris are also often an opportunity for the participants to boast about their own skills. Hey ho.

Yeah I get a few like that! 'She took my long thick length for hours!' Etc etc! Perlease!!

The most irritating generic statement on veris though - and yes, I think it's on a couple of mine - is 'treat him/her/them with the respect they deserve!'

I wish I could meet the first person who put that on a veri - and give them a bloody good slap!

Or "not to be missed" that's another classic

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It's the ones where they have about 20 veridications off the same person pretty much saying the same thing in each of them...it's like I get the hint you don't want no other fucker to shag him....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if a really hot lady left me a veri like that i`d be loving it

aslong as no rabbit boiling followed

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I had that on a veri and it was just bull anyway - some men are just really bad at writing veris and can't think what to say!!

I did meet one young Frenchman who I genuinely wanted to keep in my wardrobe and not tell anyone about - I just didn't write it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some read like care in the community posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications should be like eBay feedback. Item as described, turned up on time. That's all you need to know really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Verifications should be like eBay feedback. Item as described, turned up on time. That's all you need to know really. "

Haha exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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Scent marking for sure. Veris are also often an opportunity for the participants to boast about their own skills. Hey ho.

Yeah I get a few like that! 'She took my long thick length for hours!' Etc etc! Perlease!!

The most irritating generic statement on veris though - and yes, I think it's on a couple of mine - is 'treat him/her/them with the respect they deserve!'

I wish I could meet the first person who put that on a veri - and give them a bloody good slap!

Or "not to be missed" that's another classic

You've been reading my veris haven't you Luke?

agreed though - I'm not keen on any generic phrases on veris. Just makes them look so false!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left a cringey one for someone not that long ago. At the time it didn't seem it but now when I look at it I realise the error of my ways x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

Rant over

Scent marking for sure. Veris are also often an opportunity for the participants to boast about their own skills. Hey ho.

Yeah I get a few like that! 'She took my long thick length for hours!' Etc etc! Perlease!!

The most irritating generic statement on veris though - and yes, I think it's on a couple of mine - is 'treat him/her/them with the respect they deserve!'

I wish I could meet the first person who put that on a veri - and give them a bloody good slap!

Or "not to be missed" that's another classic

You've been reading my veris haven't you Luke?

agreed though - I'm not keen on any generic phrases on veris. Just makes them look so false!

Oops best get a jcb digger to get me out of this hole

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I left a cringey one for someone not that long ago. At the time it didn't seem it but now when I look at it I realise the error of my ways x"

We have all done it you get caught up in the moment and it happens...

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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it irritates my very soul I want to shake the person and scream "Its not a dating site you numpty" though it's mainly women I've noticed who feel the need to do this the men who reciprocate are usually meeting others at the same time...

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

Yeah I get a few like that! 'She took my long thick length for hours!' Etc etc! Perlease!!

The most irritating generic statement on veris though - and yes, I think it's on a couple of mine - is 'treat him/her/them with the respect they deserve!'

I wish I could meet the first person who put that on a veri - and give them a bloody good slap!

this one for me. Guys seem to write it all the time too. Do they all think I don't know how to give respect.....I was only talking about this very thing to someone last weekend and how it makes me cringe.

Can I join the queue to give them a slap too please?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Creepy. Do you think they pissed on their front door step as well to mark their territory?"

You mean we're not supposed to do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I saw was "he said I looked like jo brand, CUNT!"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's the ones where they have about 20 veridications off the same person pretty much saying the same thing in each of them...it's like I get the hint you don't want no other fucker to shag him...."

I don't get why men display them all. Don't they realise it will put a lot of other women off?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Verifications should be like eBay feedback. Item as described, turned up on time. That's all you need to know really. "

This is brilliant and I shall be adopting this approach to veris.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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It's not just you Victor. It's not big and it's not clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"made her gush" "dont pass this one by" "treat them with respect" just some that seem to get repeated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am owned by no one and no one owns me think that's straight ha ha ha

But then again who would want to own me I would not for sure

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Verifications should be like eBay feedback. Item as described, turned up on time. That's all you need to know really.

Haha exactly

I have one of those. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Verifications should be like eBay feedback. Item as described, turned up on time. That's all you need to know really.

Haha exactly

I have one of those. I like it.

Did it say buyer beware

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I find a lot of verifications are simply 'Keep off our/my property!' messages of varying degrees of subtlety.

Still, the veri receiver can show or hide at will so what ever floats peeps boats really.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Verifications should be like eBay feedback. Item as described, turned up on time. That's all you need to know really.

Haha exactly

I have one of those. I like it.

Did it say buyer beware

Nah, I come free.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Verifications should be like eBay feedback. Item as described, turned up on time. That's all you need to know really.

Haha exactly

I have one of those. I like it.

Did it say buyer beware

Nah, I come free."

A++++++++++++ fucker, well packaged, highly recommended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Verifications should be like eBay feedback. Item as described, turned up on time. That's all you need to know really.

Haha exactly

I have one of those. I like it.

Did it say buyer beware

Nah, I come free."

Even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the ones where they have about 20 veridications off the same person pretty much saying the same thing in each of them...it's like I get the hint you don't want no other fucker to shag him....

I don't get why men display them all. Don't they realise it will put a lot of other women off?"

this! And cheeky comment. I don't meet people who have repeat veris from people, not only is it off putting, I also think I can't be doing with any shit from the person who thinks she owns him.

Iv also decided to not meet guys who have regular fuck buddies, again can't be bothered with the lamp post pissing etc.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"It's the ones where they have about 20 veridications off the same person pretty much saying the same thing in each of them...it's like I get the hint you don't want no other fucker to shag him....

I don't get why men display them all. Don't they realise it will put a lot of other women off?

this! And cheeky comment. I don't meet people who have repeat veris from people, not only is it off putting, I also think I can't be doing with any shit from the person who thinks she owns him.

Iv also decided to not meet guys who have regular fuck buddies, again can't be bothered with the lamp post pissing etc. "

Ahh the regular fuck buddy more drama than its worth....I have a drama free life I tend to keep it that way...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's the ones where they have about 20 veridications off the same person pretty much saying the same thing in each of them...it's like I get the hint you don't want no other fucker to shag him....

I don't get why men display them all. Don't they realise it will put a lot of other women off?

this! And cheeky comment. I don't meet people who have repeat veris from people, not only is it off putting, I also think I can't be doing with any shit from the person who thinks she owns him.

Iv also decided to not meet guys who have regular fuck buddies, again can't be bothered with the lamp post pissing etc.

Ahh the regular fuck buddy more drama than its worth....I have a drama free life I tend to keep it that way...

Whereas I have a drama full life and don't intend to invite any more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the ones where they have about 20 veridications off the same person pretty much saying the same thing in each of them...it's like I get the hint you don't want no other fucker to shag him....

I don't get why men display them all. Don't they realise it will put a lot of other women off?

this! And cheeky comment. I don't meet people who have repeat veris from people, not only is it off putting, I also think I can't be doing with any shit from the person who thinks she owns him.

Iv also decided to not meet guys who have regular fuck buddies, again can't be bothered with the lamp post pissing etc.

Ahh the regular fuck buddy more drama than its worth....I have a drama free life I tend to keep it that way...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Best one I saw was "he said I looked like jo brand, CUNT!" "
ha ha, that was mine to steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

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I really don't get it, and why do people show these veris?! Personally I'd be put off by someone who sent me a verification like that, it was bad enough receiving a message to that effect a while back. Sometimes I wonder if some look at this as a dating site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

Rant over

They may as well just piss allover him and get it over with cringe city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar to when guys put "treat her with respect or you'll have me to deal with" as a veri for a lady. Probably the same guys who get nasty and jealous when she meets other guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Similar to when guys put "treat her with respect or you'll have me to deal with" as a veri for a lady. Probably the same guys who get nasty and jealous when she meets other guys.

Funnily enough my veri I got off my ex says that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Similar to when guys put "treat her with respect or you'll have me to deal with" as a veri for a lady. Probably the same guys who get nasty and jealous when she meets other guys.

Funnily enough my veri I got off my ex says that

Is that why he's your ex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verifications should be like eBay feedback. Item as described, turned up on time. That's all you need to know really.

This is brilliant and I shall be adopting this approach to veris.

I tend to do this when leaving veri's for other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with "

Jolly well said sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I read the ones saying he had me gushing over the bed/his face for hours. Makes me wonder what he was doing to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the ones where they have about 20 veridications off the same person pretty much saying the same thing in each of them...it's like I get the hint you don't want no other fucker to shag him....

I don't get why men display them all. Don't they realise it will put a lot of other women off?

this! And cheeky comment. I don't meet people who have repeat veris from people, not only is it off putting, I also think I can't be doing with any shit from the person who thinks she owns him.

Iv also decided to not meet guys who have regular fuck buddies, again can't be bothered with the lamp post pissing etc. "

this for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with "

And what do you mean by that? Answer me! Now! Immediately! I've no idea what you mean but I find your comment very offensive! Did you mean me???

Well???? Did you???

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Then perhaps they shouldn't be swinging at all.... After all it's meant to be about sharing n swapping!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with

And what do you mean by that? Answer me! Now! Immediately! I've no idea what you mean but I find your comment very offensive! Did you mean me???

Well???? Did you???

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yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with

And what do you mean by that? Answer me! Now! Immediately! I've no idea what you mean but I find your comment very offensive! Did you mean me???

Well???? Did you???

(

) yeah

Oh! Alright then (skulks off to console herself with a large glass of wine!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with

And what do you mean by that? Answer me! Now! Immediately! I've no idea what you mean but I find your comment very offensive! Did you mean me???

Well???? Did you???

(

) yeah

Oh! Alright then (skulks off to console herself with a large glass of wine!)

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oh you did not say you had wine. Nah it was not you. Pour us a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with

And what do you mean by that? Answer me! Now! Immediately! I've no idea what you mean but I find your comment very offensive! Did you mean me???

Well???? Did you???

(

) yeah

Oh! Alright then (skulks off to console herself with a large glass of wine!)

oh you did not say you had wine. Nah it was not you. Pour us a glass

You might not like it! It's 'puff's wine' - a low alcohol (9%) fruity rose - tastes of berries! I love it!

I know - I'm a failure as a northerner and I've betrayed the Lancashire rose!

And what's more - I was fibbing - I never drink alcohol before dinner!

I'll just get my coat shall I?

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over a year ago

"Similar to when guys put "treat her with respect or you'll have me to deal with" as a veri for a lady. Probably the same guys who get nasty and jealous when she meets other guys.

Funnily enough my veri I got off my ex says that

Is that why he's your ex?"

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with

And what do you mean by that? Answer me! Now! Immediately! I've no idea what you mean but I find your comment very offensive! Did you mean me???

Well???? Did you???

(

) yeah

Oh! Alright then (skulks off to console herself with a large glass of wine!)

oh you did not say you had wine. Nah it was not you. Pour us a glass

You might not like it! It's 'puff's wine' - a low alcohol (9%) fruity rose - tastes of berries! I love it!

I know - I'm a failure as a northerner and I've betrayed the Lancashire rose!

And what's more - I was fibbing - I never drink alcohol before dinner!

I'll just get my coat shall I?

"
yep , the don't drink before dinner killed it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with

And what do you mean by that? Answer me! Now! Immediately! I've no idea what you mean but I find your comment very offensive! Did you mean me???

Well???? Did you???

(

) yeah

Oh! Alright then (skulks off to console herself with a large glass of wine!)

oh you did not say you had wine. Nah it was not you. Pour us a glass

You might not like it! It's 'puff's wine' - a low alcohol (9%) fruity rose - tastes of berries! I love it!

I know - I'm a failure as a northerner and I've betrayed the Lancashire rose!

And what's more - I was fibbing - I never drink alcohol before dinner!

I'll just get my coat shall I?

yep , the don't drink before dinner killed it for me.

I know! I'm pathetic!

I even shag sober so I know who I'm sleeping with!

And yes - I'm practically Victorian as I use the term ' sleeping with' instead of f******!

Hope no-one else is reading this - I doubt I'll ever be offered sex again!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

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over a year ago

"Veris don't bother me. It's the drama queens I can not be bothered with

And what do you mean by that? Answer me! Now! Immediately! I've no idea what you mean but I find your comment very offensive! Did you mean me???

Well???? Did you???

(

) yeah

Oh! Alright then (skulks off to console herself with a large glass of wine!)

oh you did not say you had wine. Nah it was not you. Pour us a glass

You might not like it! It's 'puff's wine' - a low alcohol (9%) fruity rose - tastes of berries! I love it!

I know - I'm a failure as a northerner and I've betrayed the Lancashire rose!

And what's more - I was fibbing - I never drink alcohol before dinner!

I'll just get my coat shall I?

yep , the don't drink before dinner killed it for me.

I know! I'm pathetic!

I even shag sober so I know who I'm sleeping with!

And yes - I'm practically Victorian as I use the term ' sleeping with' instead of f******!

Hope no-one else is reading this - I doubt I'll ever be offered sex again!

"
Nah don't think no one as seen it. Yer secrets safe with me.

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over a year ago

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

I'd say so

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over a year ago

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

"
what about 3 hot guys and a slightly luke warm one ?

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over a year ago

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

what about 3 hot guys and a slightly luke warm one ?

Who's Luke??

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

Yes I thought it needed pulling back on track

lol

You do?

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over a year ago

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

what about 3 hot guys and a slightly luke warm one ?

Who's Luke??

Well I'm warm

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over a year ago

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

Yes I thought it needed pulling back on track

lol

You do?

Are you kidding?

You're hot, fun and articulate!

If we have the same taste in men - then hell yes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

what about 3 hot guys and a slightly luke warm one ?

Who's Luke??

"
it's my weekend name. Thought it sounded cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I left a cringey one for someone not that long ago. At the time it didn't seem it but now when I look at it I realise the error of my ways x"

Oh me too!!

I have learnt not to write one whilst basking in the post meet haze....

#omg_did_i_really_just_say_that

And probably will again!!

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

Rant over

it irritates my very soul I want to shake the person and scream "Its not a dating site you numpty" though it's mainly women I've noticed who feel the need to do this"

In her mind, this is a dating site and she has found the man she wants to make babies with.

NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE HIM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think veris should be taken with a pinch of salt....

After all they are just a little bit of light hearted fun

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

Yes I thought it needed pulling back on track

lol

You do?

Are you kidding?

You're hot, fun and articulate!

If we have the same taste in men - then hell yes!!

Well that Like guy....He's ok

Chk you're million messages PP

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over a year ago

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

Rant over

it irritates my very soul I want to shake the person and scream "Its not a dating site you numpty" though it's mainly women I've noticed who feel the need to do this

In her mind, this is a dating site and she has found the man she wants to make babies with.

NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE HIM"

Oooooh! I want to make babies!!

I have the play dough! Anyone care to join me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive only got two meet veris and reading the comments above they both kind of fall into the categories that you all seem to hate. They are from the same person but read very differently. I find them amusing. If they put people off meeting me as suggested then frankly I dont wish to meet those people. Has as been said many times on here people should always make their own mind up. Veris should be taken with a pinch of salt and the fact that someone has got a veri should be the only thing considered. In my opinion of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

what about 3 hot guys and a slightly luke warm one ?

Who's Luke??

Ahem

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The really possessive ones have been written by the by the person they are about and "thoughtfully" given to the other to submit to their profile.

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over a year ago

"I think it's a bit cringe and a little selfish if you ask me. Sharing is caring, right?

Sorry - I was off-track there for a while!

I couldn't agree more Ms Lick - and I think you and I should share 3 or 4 hot guys some time soon!!

what about 3 hot guys and a slightly luke warm one ?

Who's Luke??

Ahem

Ooooh hello!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find all veri's that describe their sexual meet in detail cringe worthy. Ppl who mark their territory I just think, bunny boiler in the making... For them reasons I would actually pass the user by as their other meets could become baggage....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/08/15 19:22:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when they see each other every week and verify each meet in great detail - which is fine as they are happy with each other but i think some would feel n point in ever messaging them as no time for anybody else

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Sexual details are a bit cringeworthy - same as OTT verifications but then, we are all different and also we have a choice of not displaying the ones we don't like. I don't show all veris for a range of reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep very cringe worthy also comes across as rather needy and territorial to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now paranoid about my veris

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

After reading this and the other veri threads, I've concluded you just can't win where veris are concerned, it's a case of damned if you do, damned if you dont!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"After reading this and the other veri threads, I've concluded you just can't win where veris are concerned, it's a case of damned if you do, damned if you dont!

That's probably true, except for the situation my post described - that is definitely wrong!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"After reading this and the other veri threads, I've concluded you just can't win where veris are concerned, it's a case of damned if you do, damned if you dont!

Exactly. So I shall display some, not display really old ones and continue to write the odd comedy or deliberately pisstaking one since I tend to meet people with a sense of humour. I make a point of trying not to read those of people I want to meet anyway; other than the fact they are who they say they are I'd rather get to know them than get a secondhand impression.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"It could be intended as nothing more than a way to say how great the person is, however, I agree it doesn't come across well and sounds a bit cringey."

I agree totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look the " I want him to myself " veri...

Is just about someone giving a complement....

Doesnt actually mean the person who put in the veri, actually wants him/her to

themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next verification I write will say how I sucked his cock all night,like a Dyson. I made him come over and over all night long. He came like a train over and over. I'm keeping this one ladies,but don't pass him by

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The next verification I write will say how I sucked his cock all night,like a Dyson. I made him come over and over all night long. He came like a train over and over. I'm keeping this one ladies,but don't pass him by

And treat him with respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is someone in my area does this. It works for her in getting loads of meets.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

And treat him with respect."

Don't forget to sign off with "until the next time sweetheart"

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And treat him with respect."

Which he thoroughly deserves after coming so much he soaked the bed.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

And treat him with respect."

And he doesn't suffer fools gladly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And treat him with respect.

Don't forget to sign off with "until the next time sweetheart"

;-)"

Oh yes,thank you for reminding me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I've met her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And treat him with respect.

And he doesn't suffer fools gladly.

I'm seriously going to write this. Do you think it will be displayed?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

And treat him with respect.

Don't forget to sign off with "until the next time sweetheart"

;-)"

I did that with my last meet, but then I am fully intending to meet him again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey equal ops on branding please, "sucked his cock all night like a Henry"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

And treat him with respect.

And he doesn't suffer fools gladly.

I'm seriously going to write this. Do you think it will be displayed? "

Probably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey equal ops on branding please, "sucked his cock all night like a Henry"

Or a Basil

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hey equal ops on branding please, "sucked his cock all night like a Henry"

He might not know Henry is a vacuum cleaner and might think he's caught the Ghey.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

And treat him with respect.

And he doesn't suffer fools gladly.

I'm seriously going to write this. Do you think it will be displayed? "

If he's got a sense of humour he will. I would. For a bit, anyway.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Standard verification, simply copy & paste.

"Wow as soon as we were in the door she has my cock out & was sucking on it like a dyson. She said it's very suckable. Then I went down on her & she tasted so sweet, best tasting pussy ever. We fucked for hours & she squirted for the first time. This one is all mine guys, I don't want to share. Until next time. xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did myself a veri that says I was so amazing I sucked the guy's cock inside out. I get more mail when I show those veri's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standard verification, simply copy & paste.

You just reminded me to say he had never hit the ceiling with a squirt....before tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did myself a veri that says I was so amazing I sucked the guy's cock inside out. I get more mail when I show those veri's.

Because men want an inside out cock obviously

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I did myself a veri that says I was so amazing I sucked the guy's cock inside out. I get more mail when I show those veri's.

Because men want an inside out cock obviously

I don't think that would make me more inclined to meet you! Ouch!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Who fancies a shag, I will leave you a verification

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

"Look the " I want him to myself " veri...

Is just about someone giving a complement....

Doesnt actually mean the person who put in the veri, actually wants him/her to

themselves

It means she thinks she's found her future ex husband.

It was all going so well until the restraining order kicked in.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Who fancies a shag, I will leave you a verification

Thought you never ask. Get ya coat you've pulled xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it don't, but the ones saying they lasted for hours is kinda fun lol."
hours lol. Minutes in my case

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's hard to tell if it's territory marking or overhype to get them off their backs.

And cliche fails in profiles really though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want someone I'd met to write a veri saying exactly what we did. Turned up, watched a film, she made me go in the bath and fingered my bottom, made me a cuppa tea, removed the hard skin off my feet with her new scholl velvet foot file and painted my toenails with clear nail polish.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

Rant over

I think they are a bit jokey. Nobody in their right mind would want anyone from here, "all to themselves"; well, I wouldn't

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I wouldn't want someone I'd met to write a veri saying exactly what we did. Turned up, watched a film, she made me go in the bath and fingered my bottom, made me a cuppa tea, removed the hard skin off my feet with her new scholl velvet foot file and painted my toenails with clear nail polish. "

Lol, sounds like a fun night but I don't like tea, could I have a beer or a soft drink instead please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, sounds like a fun night but I don't like tea, could I have a beer or a soft drink instead please.

You could have copella apple juice, yazoo banana milkshake or squash and be happy with it. That's all I ever have in the house!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Lol, sounds like a fun night but I don't like tea, could I have a beer or a soft drink instead please.

You could have copella apple juice, yazoo banana milkshake or squash and be happy with it. That's all I ever have in the house!"

Yes happy with all 3 of those but not at the the same time. Could do with a banana milkshake right about now.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Sorry to come across all victor meldrew but does anyone else find the samey generic statement of "I would share but I want him all to myself" on veri's cringe worthy or is it just me!?

Rant over

Scent marking for sure. Veris are also often an opportunity for the participants to boast about their own skills. Hey ho.

Yeah I get a few like that! 'She took my long thick length for hours!' Etc etc! Perlease!!

The most irritating generic statement on veris though - and yes, I think it's on a couple of mine - is 'treat him/her/them with the respect they deserve!'

I wish I could meet the first person who put that on a veri - and give them a bloody good slap!

Why yes, yes indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay my latest veri... hehehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And treat him with respect.

Don't forget to sign off with "until the next time sweetheart"

;-)

Oh yes,thank you for reminding me

bet you know which buttons to press too

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

And treat him with respect.

Don't forget to sign off with "until the next time sweetheart"

;-)

Oh yes,thank you for reminding me

bet you know which buttons to press too

"
and then wait for the cryptic status updates ...on my he/she is too busy to talk/txt ....he/she must be cheating on me yep they probablys are with their spouses who don't know they are on here ........

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