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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What's the blandest thing on the menu?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Prawn cocktails fairly bland

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ham sandwich from Tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mashed potatoes. No butter,salt or milk. Toast,no butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ham sandwich from Tescos"

Cheese sandwich from the Co-op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faggots n peas.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Faggots n peas."

Brain's? Or ... ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Steamed white fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Special K

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The most tasteless thing I ever ate was a sandwich - I couldn't even tell you what was in it - that I bought in the station cafe at Yeovil Junction train station.

Was dreadfully hungry but the combination of luke-warm sogginess, the grim texture and the complete lack of taste meant I binned half of it.

Whatever it was - VILE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most tasteless thing I ever ate was a sandwich - I couldn't even tell you what was in it - that I bought in the station cafe at Yeovil Junction train station.

Was dreadfully hungry but the combination of luke-warm sogginess, the grim texture and the complete lack of taste meant I binned half of it.

Ah Yeovil! explains it.

Whatever it was - VILE"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Faggots n peas.

Brain's? Or ... ?

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Lol any kind really including the Aldi equivalent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most tasteless thing I ever ate was a sandwich - I couldn't even tell you what was in it - that I bought in the station cafe at Yeovil Junction train station.

Was dreadfully hungry but the combination of luke-warm sogginess, the grim texture and the complete lack of taste meant I binned half of it.

Whatever it was - VILE"

Luke warm sogginess sounds like it could have turned moldy any minute.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Some of that fancy shit.............butter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pasty from Greggs

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Some of that fancy shit.............butter!"

And 24 plates of chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Bread Roles - bring us a dozen Bread Roles....!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Pasty from Greggs "

I'll see your pasty, and raise you a pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have a chicken curry or I won't shit for a week

You're our mayit ain't you jimas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think most English food is bland tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greggs pies n pasties

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Mushrooms,they look like slugs on a plate.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Pasty from Greggs

I'll see your pasty, and raise you a pot noodle "

pot noodle wins.... there are no redeeming features!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pasty from Greggs

I'll see your pasty, and raise you a pot noodle

pot noodle wins.... there are no redeeming features!!!! "

I can't agree with you there. A curry pot noodle is miles ahead of a Greggs pasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bisto gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spud u like with mash potato filling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pasty from Greggs

I'll see your pasty, and raise you a pot noodle

pot noodle wins.... there are no redeeming features!!!! "

Did you know that a pot noodle contains 90% of the calorie intake of a newly divorced man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So called ginsters Cornish pasty yuck and bland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cauliflower cheese

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Cauliflower cheese "

Not when I make it

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"Mushrooms,they look like slugs on a plate. "

You sound just like my daughters!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The blander the better"

Bread sauce has to be the blandest English dish.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Hospital food, nothing blander .. . Even when your starving at 4 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber sandwiches surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cauliflower cheese

Not when I make it "

Me to. Always put some Stilton in the sauce to sex it up. Served up with plenty of smoked gammon sliced up half an inch thick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cucumber sandwiches surely?"

You need to put a bit of vinegar on the cucumber. Ideally a flavoured one like raspberry, cider or sherry.

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