FabSwingers.com forum: The dirty filthy lie thread

By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tell an absolutely ridiculous lie about the person above

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

He hates a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a very clean boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's a very clean boy."
They used to be Rod Hull and emus stunt doubles.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Secret gay

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Secret gay

Once served in the Lithuanian army as a skivvy & got booted out for breaking too many pots

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By *atcher80Man
over a year ago

The

invented the electric trombone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"invented the electric trombone. "
Was the human trombone experiment that led to the electronic trombone. Never walked properly since.

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

He's the current manager of England's women's football team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a child he would crochet hats for orphaned squirrels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves to be called a Female

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By *atcher80Man
over a year ago

The

she once said i was good looking with a big cock....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Likes quad bikes!

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Dirty girl is not really dirty at all, in fact she is on here local town council and a nun ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bucky is really called Mary and uses 'special gel' in her hair!

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

She once shit in someone's lunch box

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Can't in fact play guitar hero, at all, even on easy

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can't in fact play guitar hero, at all, even on easy

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I wanted to PM you but I can't cos filters. But, that is NOT a lie. I am in fact truly shit at guitar hero!! Hence the name

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"Can't in fact play guitar hero, at all, even on easy

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I wanted to PM you but I can't cos filters. But, that is NOT a lie. I am in fact truly shit at guitar hero!! Hence the name

Thinks he's Peter Pan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't in fact play guitar hero, at all, even on easy

*side note*

I wanted to PM you but I can't cos filters. But, that is NOT a lie. I am in fact truly shit at guitar hero!! Hence the name

Thinks he's Peter Pan!"
once tried to seduce Peter pan and got hooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to call his partners 'Black Bess' as he mounts them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh! I meant Highway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is in fact a Mr not a Miss Tress!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh! I meant Highway."

It terrible at tying knots.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Was briefly the richest person on the planet due to a computer glitch.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

In reality he's a scruffy git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now appearing as Sally Bowles in stage revival of Cabaret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was one of Turings "special" advisors during the war!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Has a small cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a corner shop in Grantham and one day will be prime minister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a hairy Ginger dwarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates minions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears a green Angola hat and answers to the name Maureen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spends all day eating wotsits and masturbating until their private parts turn orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wears a green Angola hat and answers to the name Maureen"

They use their flabby bottom as a draft extractor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Draws his tattoos on with a biro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checks the yellow pages for spelling mistakes

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Has a blow up doll he calls Hilda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishes she was hilda.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do i

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"So do i"

Such prudish pics on his profile

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Is very kinky really

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By *orks1984Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Love to taste the rainbow but never shares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owns a blow up doll with a picture of Harlod Bishops out of neighbours face taped to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a small but perfectly formed 3rd leg

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Knits pretty doll toilet roll covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes tall men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can play the fiddle in 8 different languages.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Was a guest on Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't do the Fan- dango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can fanny fart the tune to Dads Army

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Was a guest on Jeremy Kyle"

Is on a strict sex ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has had breast implants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really really good looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has had buttock implants.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Is a miserable sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a female to male sex change, a "strapadicktomy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't rotated his avatar photo, he really is standing on the wall.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"Hasn't rotated his avatar photo, he really is standing on the wall."

Steals people's shoes. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't rotated his avatar photo, he really is standing on the wall.

Steals people's shoes. ...

Hides the shoes that are stolen

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Moved to Bangladesh just to get away from a creepy stalker but then returned 12 years later & opened up a small tea shop in Manchester called One Mare Cup which has done very well & now has branches is 6 major cities in the UK

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Once rode a yak (bareback) to second place in the Calgary stampede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once rode a yak (bareback) to second place in the Calgary stampede"

You've gone too far now- you can't say that word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her real name is Penelope.

(The clue is in her location)

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

He secretly likes to dress up as a tellytubbie and say uh oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He secretly likes to dress up as a tellytubbie and say uh oh.

One of them is very aptly named and I bloody would.

Oh, hang on, we're supposed to be telling a lie......

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

"He secretly likes to dress up as a tellytubbie and say uh oh.

One of them is very aptly named and I bloody would.

Oh, hang on, we're supposed to be telling a lie...... "

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Can't in fact play guitar hero, at all, even on easy

*side note*

I wanted to PM you but I can't cos filters. But, that is NOT a lie. I am in fact truly shit at guitar hero!! Hence the name

I took filters off once.., fifty one liners with cock pictures later I put them back on

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"He secretly likes to dress up as a tellytubbie and say uh oh.

One of them is very aptly named and I bloody would.

Oh, hang on, we're supposed to be telling a lie......

Three legged race championship winners 2008-2012 but then they were banned from competing after being found to secretly be a three legged super mutant

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is a founder member of the East Riding Morris Dancers Troupe, and attends basket weaving classes at Cottingham W.I. on alternate Thursdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is not really an _ce winger, but is in fact a pretty nifty center forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been up all night thinking of things to post in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can avoid eye infections if he stops looking through glory holes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can avoid eye infections if he stops looking through glory holes"

Can be found trying on ladies knickers in Selfridges and going through the till with the tag hanging out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is solely responsible for the theft of all car hubcaps in Merseyside.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Until recently he held the title of South Eastern Regional Brussels Sprouts Eating Champion, but didn't enter this year's competition, preferring instead to concentrate on becoming the inaugural Prune Juice Drinking Champion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Until recently he held the title of South Eastern Regional Brussels Sprouts Eating Champion, but didn't enter this year's competition, preferring instead to concentrate on becoming the inaugural Prune Juice Drinking Champion. "

Shot jfk

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

no you didnt, i pulled the trigger from the grassy knoll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no you didnt, i pulled the trigger from the grassy knoll"

That wasn't a trigger you were pullin

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

"Is a founder member of the East Riding Morris Dancers Troupe, and attends basket weaving classes at Cottingham W.I. on alternate Thursdays

It's tell a lie not a truth

Also, the above poster once changed their middle name to danger but had to remove it due to copyright laws from the Austin Powers franchise who have copyrighted danger as a middle name.

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hopes to one day be king of Venezuela while concurrently running a casino in Vegas & owning Huddersfield Town & St Johnstone football teams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the body double for George Formby and his Eukalaili...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was the body double for George Formby and his Eukalaili..."

Knows how to spell ukelele.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a distant relative of the five fingered man and was questioned by inigo montoya.

Released from his quest for justice as she only has three fingers......

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Works in a factory punching holes in crumpets. Knows the lyrics to every Justin Bieber song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not really his hat. His head really is that shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't really bisexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a born again lettuce strangler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't really bisexual"

How very dare you!!!!

You actually drive a Bedford van.

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Mr Oral's diet consists of Brussels sprouts and boiled cabbage.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Mr Oral's diet consists of Brussels sprouts and boiled cabbage."

was the stunt double for daniel radcliffe in "harry potter chamber of secrets "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Used to go to work on a Pogo stick until she got a speeding ticket, now prefers a more sedate Space Hopper. Owns 7 cats which are all named after the days of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dresses as Mary Whitehouse and sends pornographic pictures of himself to Alan Yentob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dresses as Mary Whitehouse and sends pornographic pictures of himself to Alan Yentob."
I smashed your nan in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dresses as Mary Whitehouse and sends pornographic pictures of himself to Alan Yentob.I smashed your nan in the ass"

Understands the point of the thread.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Dresses as Mary Whitehouse and sends pornographic pictures of himself to Alan Yentob.I smashed your nan in the ass

Understands the point of the thread. "

didnt make me laugh at that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually Mary Berry's part time gimp!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Is actually Mary Berry's part time gimp!"

is actually a traffic warden, who made me pay an on the spot fine on the A14..

i wasnt speeding officer , i was just cumming somewhere, quickly

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Used to be a world class violinist

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Invented matches, and soon thereafter the matchbox, having missed out on inventing fire.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Owes me six months child maintenance

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Got me pregnant

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By *timulationMan
over a year ago

sexerotica

Had a boy 13llbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Died drinking a pint of milk, the cow fell on him.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Died drinking a pint of milk, the cow fell on him.

wrote two episodes of camberwick green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suzy is a secret transvestite with an enormous cock!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"Suzy is a secret transvestite with an enormous cock!"

Never meets anyone, infamous fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suzy is a secret transvestite with an enormous cock!

Never meets anyone, infamous fake.

Caught me out....I persuaded 200 people to give me fake verifications....whereas frisky mare is in fact a stallion!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Suzy is a secret transvestite with an enormous cock!

Never meets anyone, infamous fake.

Caught me out....I persuaded 200 people to give me fake verifications....whereas frisky mare is in fact a stallion!"

he lives in my cookie jar, yes he does! who stole the cookie from my cookie jar?

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

She has an identical twin, and they toss a coin to decide who gets the meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James wears wedges to make him that tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"James wears wedges to make him that tall

PP is the patent holder and inventor of the Sonic Screwdriver

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

PP set up a secret listening post on Copacabana beach during the Falklands War under direction from GCHQ. He didn't get a medal because he had to be urgently air lifted back to the London School of Tropical Medicine and following a brief examination quickly on to the Marylebone Sexual Health Clinic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is in fact a dwarf. A Giant dwarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Featured in an embarrassing Xray in the Emergency Medical Journal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PP set up a secret listening post on Copacabana beach during the Falklands War under direction from GCHQ. He didn't get a medal because he had to be urgently air lifted back to the London School of Tropical Medicine and following a brief examination quickly on to the Marylebone Sexual Health Clinic."

There is some truth in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a statistical researcher at Sydney university

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Is a freelance Mohel*.

* look it up

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Is a freelance Mohel*.

* look it up"

I once caught James sucking off a CD in the pasta aisle of our local 24hr Tesco.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Has no plans to avoid failing to refuse a meet.

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By *imbigjimMan
over a year ago

Caterham

"Has no plans to avoid failing to refuse a meet.

I caught him felching my cat

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Was briefly in the seminal boy band Five, when they were known as Six.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Was briefly in the seminal boy band Five, when they were known as Six."

he has a twin and my twin, has his twin regularly

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

She will give you a full english in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't brushed his teeth since 2009

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once held up a clinic for free condoms

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

Gives blow jobs for haribo teddy bears

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

"Gives blow jobs for haribo teddy bears"

Since the Enron scandal Mrs has not worked due to the outstanding legal cases. In the mean time Mr has got a few odd jobs most recently on the Deep Water Horizon rig.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

sleeps with a blow up doll. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stays awake with an uninflated blow up doll due to chronic asthma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stays awake with an uninflated blow up doll due to chronic asthma."

Didn't get his avatar pic taken by a stock photo photographer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about cr5 she shagged superman last night...

And he couldnt keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stays awake with an uninflated blow up doll due to chronic asthma.

Didn't get his avatar pic taken by a stock photo photographer. "

This is true. He is an incredibly competent and skilled tog. Didn't have a lot to work with in my case. Lol.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

born with a stump, the head grew on a month later!. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates sucking cock, thinks its disgusting

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Was Jordan's stunt double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"born with a stump, the head grew on a month later!. xxx

The hubby makes cup cakes for slut to take to church every Sunday

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

She was born with 2 vaginas and is into dwarf sex

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Destiny Heaven was a fluffer in Margaret Thatchers first cabinet with special responsibility for Norman Tebbit.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Has a fetish for Morris Dancers

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

owns a rope factory. xxx

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over a year ago

Has a pet hamster she calls Colin.

Currently training him to snuggle up and spoon in bed during the cold winter months.

This is doomed to end in failure as Colin only has little short legs and can't climb up on the bed.

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Is a commercially successful published author writing military history and erotica under the psyeudonym Yukon Fukov.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Has an imaginary friend called Dave who gets the blame for the darts he let's go in queues in the supermarket

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Is a commercially successful published author writing military history and erotica under the psyeudonym Yukon Fukov."

Is really only 5ft5 and completely ugly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning "

i didnt just go perve his pics

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning

i didnt just go perve his pics

Joined fab to carry out studies on the human mind at stupid o clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning

i didnt just go perve his pics

Joined fab to carry out studies on the human mind at stupid o clock."

Keeps sending me photos of a melon shoved up her vaj.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning

i didnt just go perve his pics

Joined fab to carry out studies on the human mind at stupid o clock.

Keeps sending me photos of a melon shoved up her vaj.

Draws on his stubble with eyeliner every morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning

i didnt just go perve his pics

Joined fab to carry out studies on the human mind at stupid o clock.

Keeps sending me photos of a melon shoved up her vaj.

Draws on his stubble with eyeliner every morning "

Is a plumber for blind people and always leaves the plunger in the toilet.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning

i didnt just go perve his pics

Joined fab to carry out studies on the human mind at stupid o clock.

Keeps sending me photos of a melon shoved up her vaj.

Draws on his stubble with eyeliner every morning

Is a plumber for blind people and always leaves the plunger in the toilet."

Has something like a cock only smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning

i didnt just go perve his pics

Joined fab to carry out studies on the human mind at stupid o clock.

Keeps sending me photos of a melon shoved up her vaj.

Draws on his stubble with eyeliner every morning

Is a plumber for blind people and always leaves the plunger in the toilet."

Wipes his bum with sandpaper coz he likes the feeling!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning

i didnt just go perve his pics

Joined fab to carry out studies on the human mind at stupid o clock.

Keeps sending me photos of a melon shoved up her vaj.

Draws on his stubble with eyeliner every morning

Is a plumber for blind people and always leaves the plunger in the toilet.

Has something like a cock only smaller

she a jelly tot x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Talks to stray cats in the early hours of the morning

i didnt just go perve his pics

Joined fab to carry out studies on the human mind at stupid o clock.

Keeps sending me photos of a melon shoved up her vaj.

Draws on his stubble with eyeliner every morning

Is a plumber for blind people and always leaves the plunger in the toilet.

Has something like a cock only smaller

People get lost in her vaj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threw a strop when she was overlooked for the lead role in her school panto Cinderella. It went to Barry Cook because he had nicer hair.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Threw a strop when she was overlooked for the lead role in her school panto Cinderella. It went to Barry Cook because he had nicer hair. "

Has a fantasy of being gangbanged by mimes

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

@Stretchy

Is a vigilante in West Sussex apprehending burglars and other felons at night. Known for her trade mark move to "the clamp", more commonly understood as fellatio. She wears Lycra and everything, but has an astronomical dry cleaning bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can often been seen late at night cleaning his windows naked

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Can often been seen late at night cleaning his windows naked

Is only 21 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has ridiculous rainbow hair!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Has ridiculous rainbow hair!

Is a Maccam

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Is actually taut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offers men the night of there lives after she ties them to the bed then produces a 12 inch strap on

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Writes me unsolicited veris of meets each and every day with increasingly darker and filthier sex acts. In just the last week she has written ithe complete cast of leading characters in Ballykissangel into these works of complete fiction. If they are to be believed I won't be walking for some time yet.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Writes me unsolicited veris of meets each and every day with increasingly darker and filthier sex acts. In just the last week she has written ithe complete cast of leading characters in Ballykissangel into these works of complete fiction. If they are to be believed I won't be walking for some time yet."

She who?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Offers men the night of there lives after she ties them to the bed then produces a 12 inch strap on

What me? I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offers men the night of there lives after she ties them to the bed then produces a 12 inch strap on

What me? I'm a good girl

and you don't use lube

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"Offers men the night of there lives after she ties them to the bed then produces a 12 inch strap on

What me? I'm a good girl

and you don't use lube

Hsve you been having naughty dreams again PP?

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

All if his tattoos are henna ones

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"All if his tattoos are henna ones

Doesn't actually need to wear glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All if his tattoos are henna ones

Thats a lie they are done in sharpie pen

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