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Tips, I said tips not tits

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Private parts made me think of this thread with his tips

Any genuine good household tips,

Here is mine, if you have boots or shoes that get white salt marks on, mix one tablespoon of vinegar with a cup of lukewarm water and rub boots/shoes until it goes then buff them up. Works brilliantly, I thought my boots where ruined but look like new.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi polar pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punch small holes in the lid of a plastic milk carton,to make a thrifty watering can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bowl of steaming hot water and lemon juice is great for cleaning microwaves and ovens. Just place inside, let the steam get to work and after 5 mins you can shift any thing.

You're welcome

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By *andA7985Couple
over a year ago

Camberley


"A bowl of steaming hot water and lemon juice is great for cleaning microwaves and ovens. Just place inside, let the steam get to work and after 5 mins you can shift any thing.

You're welcome "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tidy up before taking bedroom pics for your profile

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Hi polar pussy."
think I've gone off the idea now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've no silver dip, mix one litre of water, one table spoon of baking soda and one piece of tin foil to a boil. Drop silverware in, making sure it comes into contact with foil.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"If you've no silver dip, mix one litre of water, one table spoon of baking soda and one piece of tin foil to a boil. Drop silverware in, making sure it comes into contact with foil."
a lot of tips involve baking soda or vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you've no silver dip, mix one litre of water, one table spoon of baking soda and one piece of tin foil to a boil. Drop silverware in, making sure it comes into contact with foil.a lot of tips involve baking soda or vinegar "
yes that is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you've no silver dip, mix one litre of water, one table spoon of baking soda and one piece of tin foil to a boil. Drop silverware in, making sure it comes into contact with foil.a lot of tips involve baking soda or vinegar "

Baking soda reacts with acids so helps with removing stuff from surfaces during the chemical reaction. It's slightly alkaline too, good for cleaning when mixed as a paste.

I think Kim and Aggy used to suggest it as the only really must-have in household cleaning products

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

My granny had a good tip on how to keep a good relationship with a man going..

Keep his belly full and his sac empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"If you've no silver dip, mix one litre of water, one table spoon of baking soda and one piece of tin foil to a boil. Drop silverware in, making sure it comes into contact with foil.a lot of tips involve baking soda or vinegar

Baking soda reacts with acids so helps with removing stuff from surfaces during the chemical reaction. It's slightly alkaline too, good for cleaning when mixed as a paste.

I think Kim and Aggy used to suggest it as the only really must-have in household cleaning products "
I used to have an old house hints book, not sure what happened to it, but I remember a lot of baking soda was used, I used to put a teaspoon in the bath when my son had chicken pox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without scrolling through can anyone help me with this.

Eldest has got washout felt tip onto her dress and guess what it won't wash out...

I've tried vanish, vodka and nail varnish remover so far.

I was thinking bi Carb and Fab softener next??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape over a guy's mouth makes him really quiet.

Chardonnay with your lunch makes you type like shit!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Without scrolling through can anyone help me with this.

Eldest has got washout felt tip onto her dress and guess what it won't wash out...

I've tried vanish, vodka and nail varnish remover so far.

I was thinking bi Carb and Fab softener next??"
try soup liquid rubbed neat and then washed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to presume you meant soap

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm going to presume you meant soap "
ha ha, its one of those days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting off before bed makes you sleep better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without scrolling through can anyone help me with this.

Eldest has got washout felt tip onto her dress and guess what it won't wash out...

I've tried vanish, vodka and nail varnish remover so far.

I was thinking bi Carb and Fab softener next??"

Try hairspray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were an S.A.S style balaclava while eating pies at football matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without scrolling through can anyone help me with this.

Eldest has got washout felt tip onto her dress and guess what it won't wash out...

I've tried vanish, vodka and nail varnish remover so far.

I was thinking bi Carb and Fab softener next??

Try hairspray"

Really? OK that's going on the list too. Its a beautiful naughtical dress she's only worn twice bless her cottons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"were an S.A.S style balaclava while eating pies at football matches "

Why?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"were an S.A.S style balaclava while eating pies at football matches

Why? "
you mean you don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Without scrolling through can anyone help me with this.

Eldest has got washout felt tip onto her dress and guess what it won't wash out...

I've tried vanish, vodka and nail varnish remover so far.

I was thinking bi Carb and Fab softener next??

Try hairspray

Really? OK that's going on the list too. Its a beautiful naughtical dress she's only worn twice bless her cottons"

Lifts hair colour off clothes straight away so give it a go..ya never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"were an S.A.S style balaclava while eating pies at football matches

Why? "
ask my hubby lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"were an S.A.S style balaclava while eating pies at football matches

Why? "
in fact let me take great please in telling you

Ali put mark on a diet, mark went to a football match and decided to shove a pie down his cake hole, unfortunately for mark it was being covered by sky and he was picked up in the crowd stuffing said pie down his cake hole while ali was watching it on the television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"were an S.A.S style balaclava while eating pies at football matches

Why? in fact let me take great please in telling you

Ali put mark on a diet, mark went to a football match and decided to shove a pie down his cake hole, unfortunately for mark it was being covered by sky and he was picked up in the crowd stuffing said pie down his cake hole while ali was watching it on the television "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Without scrolling through can anyone help me with this.

Eldest has got washout felt tip onto her dress and guess what it won't wash out...

I've tried vanish, vodka and nail varnish remover so far.

I was thinking bi Carb and Fab softener next??

Try hairspray

Really? OK that's going on the list too. Its a beautiful naughtical dress she's only worn twice bless her cottons

Lifts hair colour off clothes straight away so give it a go..ya never know"

Takes biro off clothes too

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport


"were an S.A.S style balaclava while eating pies at football matches

Why? in fact let me take great please in telling you

Ali put mark on a diet, mark went to a football match and decided to shove a pie down his cake hole, unfortunately for mark it was being covered by sky and he was picked up in the crowd stuffing said pie down his cake hole while ali was watching it on the television

"

Sage advice for when you throw a sickie and go to a televised sporting event too cricket coverage especially likes showing the crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use baby oil to clean finger marks off aluminium.. drys with no smears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't know your trouser size put the waist band fastened around your neck it should fit with a little gap to put your fingers in then they are your pants x

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