FabSwingers.com forum: Things you shouldnt do naked are.....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be Father Christmas at the local primary school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fry anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smoke hashish in bed

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By *olf64Man
over a year ago

redditch

ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...knock on your worst enemy's front door and ask if his wife is coming out to play!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

pick blackberrys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my couch- the dogs do love a cuddle....your bits ain't safe

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

clear the snow from your car

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

go to church!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/12/10 22:52:35]

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Sit on a bucket of frozen water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play tennis.....

ya bits get in the way and men do look daft with their dangler swaying to and fro .

Love 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stand too close to the lift doors

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

tight rope walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

water skiing.......sea water enema anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely nuthin !!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"absolutely nuthin !!!!

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im so glad you said that, see you Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trampolining...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snow angels lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you sure?"

Actually, now you come to mention it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snow angels lol

xx"

ooo I dunno could keep it hard fer ages (frozen solid)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"absolutely nuthin !!!!

im so glad you said that, see you Sunday

oops just read this one now lol....

should I be scared or excited or both lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snow angels lol

ooo I dunno could keep it hard fer ages (frozen solid)

Nature's very own Viagra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you sure?

Actually, now you come to mention it..."

you seem to enjoy bouncing off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you sure?

Actually, now you come to mention it...

you seem to enjoy bouncing off me

Always a pleasure, I could bounce off you all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be nice

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

When naked you should never wear clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unless they are invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ironing"

Tried that and burnt my hip. To much of a close call for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plead Not Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get pissed and fall asleep with the curtains open...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wash the cat...pussy fine but not the cat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang out in the chilled section of you local supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoover your house when you share it with nine other students from different parts of europe.

I did this about ten years ago. I sleep naked and am very dozy first thing in morning so thought of doing something to wake up fully - aha - i'll hoover the house. Kitchen, living room, downstairs hallway (past 2 other bedrooms), porch - fully glazed with no curtains, stairs, upstairs hallway (past 7 bedrooms) and bathroom. Put hoover away under stairs when then girlfriend come out of my room and said, "James, what are you doing?" I said, "I was doing the f**king hoovering. What did you think i was doing?" She replied laughing knowing how dozey i am in the mornings, "James, your naked!" I looked down and said, "Em, Oops!". And ran into my bedroom. My then girlfriend fell onto floor laughing and told the whole house what i had just done. Bitch - haha.

PS: ive done worsde, though thankfully not naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man should never offer sausages to the dog naked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ironing"

Yes, been there and done that. Ouchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go to tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go to tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not open the door to Jehovahs Witnessess!

(see my clever use of double negatives- Am soooo cleva)!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Pretend you are the opposite gender.... apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take part in the mecca celebrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never get a backer off a hedgehog

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Anything that involves you saying "How can I help you Officer?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

set a mouse trap that would be eye watering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop meat!

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By *heekyScouse1980Man
over a year ago

liverpool

when naked you should never go trampolining in the snow, i did this last new year at 6 in the morning while visiting friends in gateshead, well now they know never to dare a d*unken scouser to do something stupid lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

fish for tiddlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop to see ya mum

Go sit in on a flashers court case

Work as a stunt man

Go to a funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

travel on the M8

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

"Go shopping

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done it in cap d,agde loadsa times

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Trout fishing.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

clear the snow from the front door (when most of your neighbours are pensioners)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"clear the snow from the front door (when most of your neighbours are pensioners)"
you didnt?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

MIG welding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ironing"

I agree, I have the scar to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God shoping in tescos , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God shoping in tescos , lol "
don't bend over in the freezer section lol may get a surprise

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Sit on a metal park bench in freezing conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God shoping in tescos , lol don't bend over in the freezer section lol may get a surprise

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yes mum and dad coming around the corner thinking what the hell is she doing nude , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God shoping in tescos , lol don't bend over in the freezer section lol may get a surprise

yes mum and dad coming around the corner thinking what the hell is she doing nude , lol"
I was thinking more of returning the butt plug lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God shoping in tescos , lol don't bend over in the freezer section lol may get a surprise

yes mum and dad coming around the corner thinking what the hell is she doing nude , lolI was thinking more of returning the butt plug lol x

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lol you can get some very sexie looking hand made butt blugs x you have the right bum for them too , lol xx jo

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

A standing trot! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go sledging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God shoping in tescos , lol don't bend over in the freezer section lol may get a surprise

yes mum and dad coming around the corner thinking what the hell is she doing nude , lolI was thinking more of returning the butt plug lol x

lol you can get some very sexie looking hand made butt blugs x you have the right bum for them too , lol xx jo"
discovering your naughty side Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim with sharks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go bareback under bridges and throw stones at gruffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to see a naked man trampolining

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Swim with sharks!!!!"

I don't know, thats fun, unfortunately our pic of the shark was banned by the mods or you could have seen for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

startle a cat

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

stand too close to an electric fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"startle a cat

my pussy wouldn't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"startle a cat

my pussy wouldn't mind

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