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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP   Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Do you have any?

I've just been informed that sharks will only bite you if you're wet

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

thats why people wear wet suits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have any?

I've just been informed that sharks will only bite you if you're wet

"

fanny wise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runs out and buys a pair of rubber knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka gets stains out of clothes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have any?

I've just been informed that sharks will only bite you if you're wet

"
bloody hell thats a top tip. Whoever said that must be not only clever but dam right sexy too

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP   Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Another one

Ice cream melts in the sun

Who would have known that hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Runs out and buys a pair of rubber knickers

"
You mean yer don't have none. ? Pfft

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Do you have any?

I've just been informed that sharks will only bite you if you're wet

"

So I am safe from sharks if I am walking down the street, as long as it isn't raining

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP   Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Do you have any?

I've just been informed that sharks will only bite you if you're wet

So I am safe from sharks if I am walking down the street, as long as it isn't raining "

Yes, to protect yourself further take an umbrella

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP   Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Do you have any?

I've just been informed that sharks will only bite you if you're wet

bloody hell thats a top tip. Whoever said that must be not only clever but dam right sexy too "

Oh indeed! As sexy as fuck they are! and they are so very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*giraffes cant yawn.....

*if an egg is broken under water there contents keep there form

*by the age of 70 a man has consumed about 500kg of salt

*a snail has about 25,000 teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have any?

I've just been informed that sharks will only bite you if you're wet

bloody hell thats a top tip. Whoever said that must be not only clever but dam right sexy too

Oh indeed! As sexy as fuck they are! and they are so very clever "
i thought they might be xx

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By *ex_OnTheBeach OP   Couple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"*giraffes cant yawn.....

*if an egg is broken under water there contents keep there form

*by the age of 70 a man has consumed about 500kg of salt

*a snail has about 25,000 teeth

"

Snails have teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have more chance of meeting the pope then meeting ????????

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By *ppleman69Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

what a waste of vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*giraffes cant yawn.....

*if an egg is broken under water there contents keep there form

*by the age of 70 a man has consumed about 500kg of salt

*a snail has about 25,000 teeth

Snails have teeth? "

yup i know right i thought someone was pulling my leg wen i got told so google was my best friend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like fingerprints everyone's tongue print is different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like fingerprints everyone's tongue print is different "

the same as zebras stripes they all have different ones no two zebras has the same stripes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Do you have any?

I've just been informed that sharks will only bite you if you're wet

"

When did you last see a shark running down the high street. Of course when ya wet lol....

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham


"Like fingerprints everyone's tongue print is different "

Koalas also have fingerprints!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk gets blood stains out

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"Like fingerprints everyone's tongue print is different "

have you checked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a brilliant book from the 60's called "Handy hints and Tips".

Here's a couple - "if your bananas have gone brown, push a clean stick in them, freeze them and give them to your children as delicious summer treats"

"a cut-in-half potato will give your formal shoes a high gloss shine, for those important business meetings".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have any?

I've just been informed that sharks will only bite you if you're wet

"

i actually have my tip of the day as my status!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like fingerprints everyone's tongue print is different

have you checked? "

Working on it.....form an orderly queue.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like fingerprints everyone's tongue print is different

have you checked?

Working on it.....form an orderly queue....."

me first me first xx

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

Butterflies taste with their feet

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Vodka gets stains out of clothes!"

Thats a waste of good vodka, that.

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Never eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*giraffes cant yawn.....

*if an egg is broken under water there contents keep there form

*by the age of 70 a man has consumed about 500kg of salt

*a snail has about 25,000 teeth

Snails have teeth? "

Yep the little fookers left bite marks in my marigolds ~ what was left of them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like fingerprints everyone's tongue print is different

have you checked?

Working on it.....form an orderly queue.....

me first me first xx"

Ok, place your tongue here ________ xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/08/15 21:23:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayfly & dragon flys have a average lifespan of 24 hours.

Starfish doesn't have a brain.

Polar bears are naturally use their left paw more then the right.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the known world.

A pig can orgasm for 30 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mayfly & dragon flys have a average lifespan of 24 hours.

Starfish doesn't have a brain.

Polar bears are naturally use their left paw more then the right.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the known world.

A pig can orgasm for 30 minutes.

"

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word swims is the only word in the English language that spells the same upside down and back to front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mayfly & dragon flys have a average lifespan of 24 hours.

Starfish doesn't have a brain.

Polar bears are naturally use their left paw more then the right.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the known world.

A pig can orgasm for 30 minutes.

"

sorry dragonflies live longer(as nymph and adult)..you are thinking of damselflies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in proportion to its body..the largest penis in the world is of the:

barnacle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some bags of peanuts have a warning on them

Warning may contain nuts

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Milk gets blood stains out "

So does saliva

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington


"in proportion to its body..the largest penis in the world is of the:

_icky999"

really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're a slimming world follower, sperm is syn free on all plans...I know cos I checked

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"in proportion to its body..the largest penis in the world is of the:

_icky999

really? "

I saw what you did there. ....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can drink a yard of ale in 38 seconds

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the music starts playing on the icecream van it means he has sold out

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"

A pig can orgasm for 30 minutes.

"

Its more like 5, although 15 isn't uncommon. Compare and contrast to humans whereby the average male orgasm is 6 seconds, female is 12 seconds....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can drink a yard of ale in 38 seconds

*courtesy of the useless information department*"

With or without splash back ?

I remember the first one I did. It came up a damn sight faster than it went down

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

During the Second World War lucozade was made from conkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During the Second World War lucozade was made from conkers "
wow that's amazing considering there poisonous

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I can drink a yard of ale in 38 seconds

*courtesy of the useless information department*

With or without splash back ?

I remember the first one I did. It came up a damn sight faster than it went down "

Yeah, I must admit, I had a couple of less than successful attempts prior to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin is made from vodka

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

When we were much younger, we all were physically the same, regardless of gender.

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Never rub another mans rhubarb

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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Butterflies taste with their feet "

Which is why they avoid landing on dog shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word swims is the only word in the English language that spells the same upside down and back to front "

Not so. Back to front is smiws, I am afraid.

Sorry for being a smart arse.

The word "I" on the other hand qualifies on both counts.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

[Removed by poster at 01/09/15 19:28:24]

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Always read the instructions, even if you don;t follow them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't lick your elbow!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Vodka gets stains out of clothes!"

Drinking the vodka stops you caring about the stains on your clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka gets stains out of clothes!

Drinking the vodka stops you caring about the stains on your clothes. "
drinking vodka useally makes me stain my clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka gets stains out of clothes!

Drinking the vodka stops you caring about the stains on your clothes. drinking vodka useally makes me stain my clothes "

Vodka is great for cleaning your X-Pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't lick your elbow! "

I've seen someone do it in person, and heres a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mHSF0RKZEs

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

There is an inherent link between numbers and percentages, meaning they can be interchanged,

So 25% of 36 gives the same answer as 36% of 25.....(9)

15% of 20 is the same as 20% of 15 (3)

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