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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

here's mine

2 carrots walking down the road.

1 says to the other "where do you like?"

The other replies "Fuck that i'm not telling you you'll nick my washing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here's mine

2 carrots walking down the road.

1 says to the other "where do you like?"

The other replies "Fuck that i'm not telling you you'll nick my washing""

I don't understand

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

[HUMOUR FAIL]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And ???

its just random

i laughed for about 1 hour

admittedly i was pissed

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

drugs are for mugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drugs are for mugs

i think you'll find thats tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And ???

its just random

i laughed for about 1 hour

admittedly i was pissed"

teasing bud the funniest joke I ever hear though I was hammered too was

Bloke walks in to a sweet shop ask the lady be hind the counter

" May I have a mars bar please"

To which she replies

" why of course sir , would you like a regular mars bar , a fun size mars bar or a king size mars bar ? "

He replies

" I havent got time for this my house in on fire ! "

you had to be there , and d*unk I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you delete and block forum posts?

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

White horse walks into a bar

barman says

wow we haveca whiskey named after you

horse looks quixxicalky and replies

"Alan"????

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