FabSwingers.com forum: Fecking wasps

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't care what I am doing, if I see one fly in.....IT HAS TO DIE!!

Anyone else have the same feeling? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usher them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had many in our garden this year. After I destroyed their nest in our wall cavity last year, they might have learned their lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usher them out."

Did you know that when you usher out wasps you break their natural sense of direction so they can never find their colony again and eventually die all alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them.

Like when they get right up in your face or follow you.

Wasps are dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death to wasps! One sting was enough for me thanks

Bee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usher them out.

Did you know that when you usher out wasps you break their natural sense of direction so they can never find their colony again and eventually die all alone?"

Is that true? Even so, I am unmoved by their solitary demise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usher them out.

Did you know that when you usher out wasps you break their natural sense of direction so they can never find their colony again and eventually die all alone?"

I'd want to die if this is also true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usher them out.

Did you know that when you usher out wasps you break their natural sense of direction so they can never find their colony again and eventually die all alone?

Is that true? Even so, I am unmoved by their solitary demise."

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usher them out.

Did you know that when you usher out wasps you break their natural sense of direction so they can never find their colony again and eventually die all alone?

Is that true? Even so, I am unmoved by their solitary demise."

I think he's taking the piss as it was recently pointed out that I've been unknowingly murdering spiders for years. I thought I was saving them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I usher them out.

Did you know that when you usher out wasps you break their natural sense of direction so they can never find their colony again and eventually die all alone?

Course it's true. The fairy told him.

I'd want to die if this is also true. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I wish to complain about the person who put my words in the wrong place.

Someone get a mod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone tried trapping the to make an eco friendly vibrator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only kill things that are trying to kill me, so wasps, nah.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Has anyone tried trapping the to make an eco friendly vibrator?"

NO ! You test it ...... a sting up the clunge isn't worth the whole entire eco system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usher them out.

Did you know that when you usher out wasps you break their natural sense of direction so they can never find their colony again and eventually die all alone?

Is that true? Even so, I am unmoved by their solitary demise.

Nah."

Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone tried trapping the to make an eco friendly vibrator?

NO ! You test it ...... a sting up the clunge isn't worth the whole entire eco system."

Honestly! It's that attitude that's causing global warming. Come on! Do your bit! I'll go first!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

If they weren't such fecking arseholes, I'd maybe be a little kinder.

When they land on you, you don't even have to move for the little bastards to sting you, and the cunts don't even have the common decency to die afterwards!

Nope, even if I could simply open the window and let them fly out, I'd sooner catch and drown the little cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasp traps filled with Lucozade and sugar. They die happy in a sugar haze. One stung my dog and I declared war on them this summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to kill any living creatures if I can avoid it.

B x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

We have a nest kind of under the roof in the conservatory. Went on holiday and when we came back there were 40 crunchy dead wasps inside. Little bastards had found a way in but obviously are a bit thick because they couldn't get out again Wahahaha. They are still quite active atm so we can't use the room

I read the other day they've been worse this year because of the nice spring we had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try not to kill any living creatures if I can avoid it.

B x"

Fuck that.

Death to wasps.

Frickin nazis of the insect world.

Serve no purpose other than being fuck head's.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Death to wasps! One sting was enough for me thanks

Bee x"

That's funny 'Bee'

we should ask WaspHunter to sort them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death to wasps! One sting was enough for me thanks

Bee x

That's funny 'Bee'

we should ask WaspHunter to sort them out."

that made me

i let out everything bar spiders - they have to be squished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try not to kill any living creatures if I can avoid it.

B x

Fuck that.

Death to wasps.

Frickin nazis of the insect world.

Serve no purpose other than being fuck head's. "

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Death to wasps! One sting was enough for me thanks

Bee x

That's funny 'Bee'

we should ask WaspHunter to sort them out.

that made me

i let out everything bar spiders - they have to be squished "

Spiders are harmless creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have a nest kind of under the roof in the conservatory. Went on holiday and when we came back there were 40 crunchy dead wasps inside. Little bastards had found a way in but obviously are a bit thick because they couldn't get out again Wahahaha. They are still quite active atm so we can't use the room

I read the other day they've been worse this year because of the nice spring we had

If you can find their entrance and exit, a quick blast of WD40 stops them using it. I've annihilated 4 nests over the years. I'm getting quite good at it.

My mum had one hanging in a tree in her front garden when I was a kid, and they attacked my brother en masse. He got about a dozen stings to his neck and face, even in his mouth. He doesn't like them now! We poured paraffin on that one and torched it. My brother would have been happier to see each one caught and crucified separately.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I read the other day they've been worse this year because of the nice spring we had

If you can find their entrance and exit, a quick blast of WD40 stops them using it. I've annihilated 4 nests over the years. I'm getting quite good at it.

I was thinking of that foamy stuff but that wouldn't look very nice so I will try wd40. Will they go mental though and all come and get me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death to wasps! One sting was enough for me thanks

Bee x

That's funny 'Bee'

we should ask WaspHunter to sort them out.

that made me

i let out everything bar spiders - they have to be squished

Spiders are harmless creatures

well they scare me shitless so they have to go

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

"Has anyone tried trapping the to make an eco friendly vibrator?

NO ! You test it ...... a sting up the clunge isn't worth the whole entire eco system."

SO I guess you haven't tried being whipped with stinging nettles. Hours of endless fun!

However...Wasps are lovely creatures some of which have the most delightful culinary habits and eat the most noxious pests from the inside out. Yum yum.

And without them we wouldn't have wasp waists to admire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the other day they've been worse this year because of the nice spring we had

If you can find their entrance and exit, a quick blast of WD40 stops them using it. I've annihilated 4 nests over the years. I'm getting quite good at it.

I was thinking of that foamy stuff but that wouldn't look very nice so I will try wd40. Will they go mental though and all come and get me??

Well, they won't like it! Do you know where their access to the outside of the house is? That's the place you need to get them. It just stops them from going back and forth to the nest. Stop their escape then move in for the kill. Try wearing one of those disposal paper suits, a pair of gloves, scarf over your face and glasses. Go in their with a couple if cans of Raid and let em have it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone tried trapping the to make an eco friendly vibrator?

NO ! You test it ...... a sting up the clunge isn't worth the whole entire eco system.

SO I guess you haven't tried being whipped with stinging nettles. Hours of endless fun!

However...Wasps are lovely creatures some of which have the most delightful culinary habits and eat the most noxious pests from the inside out. Yum yum.

And without them we wouldn't have wasp waists to admire."

You put the wadps in an empty cigar tube. It's recycling too!!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I hate wasps

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

had scores of the feckers and some hornets feeding off some aphids on a shrub in the back garden, had to wait till it was dark to spray the aphids..

mind you not many about down here today, pissed down all bloody day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish to complain about the person who put my words in the wrong place.

Someone get a mod. "

Maybe it was a wasp that moved them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish to complain about the person who put my words in the wrong place.

Someone get a mod.

Maybe it was a wasp that moved them. "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If I get stung I die so not actually that keen on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I get stung I die so not actually that keen on them

Why the smiley at the end??

Hope you carry an epi-wotsit.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If I get stung I die so not actually that keen on them

Why the smiley at the end??

Hope you carry an epi-wotsit. "

I don't know habit to put a smiley at the end yes I do have an epi pen

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