FabSwingers.com forum: Serious Advice Needed.

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im off out in twenty minutes.

Washing on the maiden or on the line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it indoors, it's bound to piss down if you put it out

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Keep it indoors, it's bound to piss down if you put it out"

Shit. You are right! Then i'd be responsible for the lack of bbq's in your area.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

In. Showers likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the line..so I can sniff em

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What's a maiden?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Im off out in twenty minutes.

Washing on the maiden or on the line?

I value all feedback"

It's called a clothes horse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a maiden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's pissing down here.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd just stick it in the tumble dryer

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What's a maiden?

It's like the bird in Robin Hood!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What's a maiden?

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jinx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you drying your knickers, my dear? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just stick it in the tumble dryer

I rented a place and the landlady would come by every couple of months. She'd ask if I'd used the tumble dryer, and tell me to not use it if I had. I still used it as I didn't understand why I shouldn't (I still don't).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just stick it in the tumble dryer

If the back was loose it might've caused a fire, that's what ended up happening to our old one, although she couldve warned you if it was the case

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd just stick it in the tumble dryer

Other than rocketing your electricity bill I can't think of a reason either. Unless it's faulty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just stick it in the tumble dryer

If the back was loose it might've caused a fire, that's what ended up happening to our old one, although she couldve warned you if it was the case

Would've been really annoying if she hadn't just fixed it. I paid all bills separately so I don't understand why she was against the use of it. Sometimes you just need your towels dried and warm.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"on the line..so I can sniff em"

They are POST wash paddy but if lenor gives you a hard on be my guest.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'd just stick it in the tumble dryer

Other than rocketing your electricity bill I can't think of a reason either. Unless it's faulty?

In which case it would have been her responsibility to remove it from the property

Why would anyone leave a tumble drier in a rental property and say don't use it? Baffling.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What's a maiden?"

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put on my line, it never rains where I live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd just stick it in the tumble dryer

Other than rocketing your electricity bill I can't think of a reason either. Unless it's faulty?

In which case it would have been her responsibility to remove it from the property

Why would anyone leave a tumble drier in a rental property and say don't use it? Baffling."

Nice woman, just a bit loopy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

CHRIST !

Re the tumble drier......

The landlady could have just been giving friendly advice.

e.g. Don't use the tumble drier unless you have to.

Like a mum - you know - saves saying , put it on the line you lazy, earth resource guzzling, money burning git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CHRIST !

Re the tumble drier......

The landlady could have just been giving friendly advice.

e.g. Don't use the tumble drier unless you have to.

Like a mum - you know - saves saying , put it on the line you lazy, earth resource guzzling, money burning git!"

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

My dictionary describes a maiden as a young virgin lady of high moral standing

Rare, on this website!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Granny, how long will you be out? If it's a short while and there are no black cloudy things then risk hanging the washing on the line. If it's a long while leave it on the clothes horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a maiden?

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed. "

Are you assuming it's my husband you're speaking with? Forgive me for having never heard this term that you've probably been using for god knows how many years

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What's a maiden?

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed.

Are you assuming it's my husband you're speaking with? Forgive me for having never heard this term that you've probably been using for god knows how many years "

Touché!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put it on the line you know as you get 10 minutes down the road it will rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a maiden?

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed.

Are you assuming it's my husband you're speaking with? Forgive me for having never heard this term that you've probably been using for god knows how many years

Touché!

Lol my old dear goes on like this too I'm used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its just wet clothes..... put them on and if anyone mentions your moistened appearance just tell them too fuck-off....

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By *azza1298Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"I'd just stick it in the tumble dryer

It mite not be vented properly and could cause damp

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What's a maiden?

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed.

Are you assuming it's my husband you're speaking with? Forgive me for having never heard this term that you've probably been using for god knows how many years

Touché!

Lol my old dear goes on like this too I'm used to it

Hahaha!! That made me chuckle! Hope your old dear doesn't read this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're considering hanging your washing on a young lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the line..so I can sniff em

They are POST wash paddy but if lenor gives you a hard on be my guest. "

Might be post wash...but your gonna be wearing em after I jizz in them

Oops, I should have kept that secret...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What's a maiden?

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed.

Are you assuming it's my husband you're speaking with? Forgive me for having never heard this term that you've probably been using for god knows how many years "

No. I was joking with Steve. Maybe I should have quoted him. But my reply was in jest who ever read it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh look. It's clear that I quoted Steve. Your post has an angry looking face on it.

The post I quoted didn't.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What's a maiden?

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed.

Are you assuming it's my husband you're speaking with? Forgive me for having never heard this term that you've probably been using for god knows how many years

Touché!

Sorry to piss on your touche. I was quoting Steve.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What's a maiden?

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed.

Are you assuming it's my husband you're speaking with? Forgive me for having never heard this term that you've probably been using for god knows how many years "

It's a very new maiden and now you know what one is.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Merseyside, UK

Monday 12:00

Partly Cloudy

18°C | °F

Precipitation: 0%

Humidity: 69%

Wind: 7 mph

TemperaturePrecipitationWind

risk it granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Merseyside, UK

Monday 12:00

Partly Cloudy

18°C | °F

Precipitation: 0%

Humidity: 69%

Wind: 7 mph

TemperaturePrecipitationWind

risk it granny"

Thanks Voddy ! x It's on the maiden now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You know those maiden things on e bay, amazon and in all reputable maiden stores near you.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What's a maiden?

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed.

Are you assuming it's my husband you're speaking with? Forgive me for having never heard this term that you've probably been using for god knows how many years

Touché!

Sorry to piss on your touche. I was quoting Steve. "

Oh hahaha!!! You meant that pretty little head?!

I should have known that!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What's a maiden?

Oh a chance to be condescending like a man explaining the workings of a car engine !

Don't you worry your pretty little head hun. Just let the women look after the maidens. You go and play in the shed.

Are you assuming it's my husband you're speaking with? Forgive me for having never heard this term that you've probably been using for god knows how many years

Touché!

Sorry to piss on your touche. I was quoting Steve.

Oh hahaha!!! You meant that pretty little head?!

I should have known that!

Tis okay. You can't be pretty AND keep track of every inane comment made in a sex forum !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the line..so I can sniff em

They are POST wash paddy but if lenor gives you a hard on be my guest.

Might be post wash...but your gonna be wearing em after I jizz in them

Oops, I should have kept that secret..."

You really are a sick perv aren't you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm just finishing my baked spud and im off out. My maiden looks fine where it is .. sunny out tho.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"on the line..so I can sniff em

They are POST wash paddy but if lenor gives you a hard on be my guest.

Might be post wash...but your gonna be wearing em after I jizz in them

Oops, I should have kept that secret...

You really are a sick perv aren't you

It's why we love him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the line..so I can sniff em

They are POST wash paddy but if lenor gives you a hard on be my guest.

Might be post wash...but your gonna be wearing em after I jizz in them

Oops, I should have kept that secret...

You really are a sick perv aren't you

He really is! And very very funny and refreshing. Love you Paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a long while leave it on the clothes horse.

Apparently it's called a "maiden".

Not to be confused with a midden.

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