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Breakfast in bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I have almost got my cats trained to bring me breakfast in bed.

I woke up with a dead mouse on my pillow...

Eugh.

Next time croissant and OJ, yeah ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I freak out when mine drop them on the patio. The first time they came with one it was still alive and the back door was open so it was dropped on the kitchen floor to play with

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Aren't cats great

They obviously thought you needed a little present to cheer you up in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've had baby birds, blackbirds, a Pigeon, frogs, mice.

Everything!

Their favourite game is playing tiddlywinks with the frogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they must love you very much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next door cats have discovered how to catch rabbits and drag them over a 6ft fence now that is interesting to watch x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good lord.

The poor little buggers.

My two are now sat on the sofa purring, like butter wouldn't melt..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once work up on top of a bus shelter with a kebab for a pillow in my younger wilder days! It wasn't breakfast in bed but at least I made the effort for myself.... I think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that is why we have dogs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

One of my cats once brought a pigs trotter home! ! Another used to bring us live mice under the bed at 5am. So grateful......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my cats once brought a pigs trotter home! ! Another used to bring us live mice under the bed at 5am. So grateful...... "

And so you should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahh yes.

An ACTUAL game of cat and mouse. They also do this under my bed. Usually at some unholy hour as well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been brought a full sized live pigeon and several other live (whats with always live!! )prey, including bats!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have been brought a full sized live pigeon and several other live (whats with always live!! )prey, including bats!!"

One cat I had sussed that if she brought a live mouse in and put it in the large cardboard box that was open in the dining room, she could come back later and play with it any time she liked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been brought a full sized live pigeon and several other live (whats with always live!! )prey, including bats!!

One cat I had sussed that if she brought a live mouse in and put it in the large cardboard box that was open in the dining room, she could come back later and play with it any time she liked!! "

Smart!

I used to come home to what looked like an explosion in a pillow factory too! Beasts of the feathered variety murdered all over the house!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma last Border Collie wold think nothing of bringing all manner of things home. Apart from a pigeon and a squirrel, a pair of kids trousers from next door' s washing line, a jar of fishing bait, some secateurs and a garden gnome all found their way back to mine thanks to my canine kleptomaniac friend

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