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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Before working out the origins of the Universe or how to get to Mars, can you please work out how to provide parents with a packet of baby wipes, that you can pull out one at a time, without the entire contents coming out too. This would be very useful, when you have accomplished this, then you can piss about in space all you want!

Is there anything practical you would like to see solved by science people?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

The bagging area at the self service checkouts not to have a hissy fit every 2 seconds telling me something is unexpected in the area, or that I need to bag the item...

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Before working out the origins of the Universe or how to get to Mars, can you please work out how to provide parents with a packet of baby wipes, that you can pull out one at a time, without the entire contents coming out too. .....?"

Store them with the slot pointing downwards so the next wipe for use doesn't dry out and stick to the one above it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't blame science for operator error

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The greatest mysteries often lead to the greatest solutions!

Just look at what you got from a trip to the moon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't blame science for operator error "

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Before working out the origins of the Universe or how to get to Mars, can you please work out how to provide parents with a packet of baby wipes, that you can pull out one at a time, without the entire contents coming out too. .....?

Store them with the slot pointing downwards so the next wipe for use doesn't dry out and stick to the one above it."

Oooo! Nice answer! Would award you a GGCP (Garry Glitter Cool Point) but they seem to have lost there value for some reason...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Product design issues are probably created that way, so that you consume and buy more. Not a scientific research need generally. Ref baby wipes.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Before working out the origins of the Universe or how to get to Mars, can you please work out how to provide parents with a packet of baby wipes, that you can pull out one at a time, without the entire contents coming out too. This would be very useful, when you have accomplished this, then you can piss about in space all you want!

Is there anything practical you would like to see solved by science people?"

Try developing opposable thumbs. They're really very useful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Product design issues are probably created that way, so that you consume and buy more. Not a scientific research need generally. Ref baby wipes. "

You are probably spot on, just pisses me off when I need one urgently, people who have had kids should design stuff for parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before working out the origins of the Universe or how to get to Mars, can you please work out how to provide parents with a packet of baby wipes, that you can pull out one at a time, without the entire contents coming out too. This would be very useful, when you have accomplished this, then you can piss about in space all you want!

Is there anything practical you would like to see solved by science people?"

Sorry but nowt to do with us. Product design is more on the engineering side of things. We just invent the plastics and the formulation of whatever the "wet" bit is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before working out the origins of the Universe or how to get to Mars, can you please work out how to provide parents with a packet of baby wipes, that you can pull out one at a time, without the entire contents coming out too. This would be very useful, when you have accomplished this, then you can piss about in space all you want!

Is there anything practical you would like to see solved by science people?"

Opposable thumbs.

Boom.

See what I did there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bagging area at the self service checkouts not to have a hissy fit every 2 seconds telling me something is unexpected in the area, or that I need to bag the item... "

That's an IT issue. Have you tried turning it off and on again, or shouting at it then storming off to a proper till, where someone is trying to hold down a job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go natural and use doc leaves ffs..save the planet!

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