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"and we slink into part 3.... "I'm not slinking tonight - I'm going to dance gracefully into Part 3 (in my nurse outfit!) | |||
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"Thanks. I have saved the links and will have a read of them please do comment or come and tell me if you liked them colshy..id like to hear feedback xx" I will do. X | |||
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"Still here as I've just over 2 hrs to work "hi bigrotti..you ok? x | |||
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"Still here as I've just over 2 hrs to work "I feel for you. I used to work Sunday's, hated it. | |||
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"and we slink into part 3....
I'm not slinking tonight - I'm going to dance gracefully into Part 3 (in my nurse outfit!)"shimmy could be a slink or a dance... nurses outfit..is that your fav?... | |||
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"Its going ok so far, we only got here today but it was glorious although I'm told it's the best day we're going to have so I did utilise the suns rays for a little while nice one gemini..i havent heard the forecast, i generally just look outside the window..how long you away for? x" we're here until next Saturday! Drove past Dismaland today and it looked like a nightmare, no parking near it and the queue was mahoosive, might steer clear of that! I normally do the window test too and go from that! | |||
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"Thanks. I have saved the links and will have a read of them please do comment or come and tell me if you liked them colshy..id like to hear feedback xx I will do. X" thankyou id appreciate that, and yes, im sure someone will come and post a morning one very soon x | |||
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"Suzy.... Just the date sweet or rather yesterday's " i wondered it you were getting through it ok..big hugs sweet ..much love xx  | |||
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"Still here as I've just over 2 hrs to work
hi bigrotti..you ok? x"m Hi Hun yes I'm fine fab is passing the night away  | |||
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"and we slink into part 3....
I'm not slinking tonight - I'm going to dance gracefully into Part 3 (in my nurse outfit!)
shimmy could be a slink or a dance...
nurses outfit..is that your fav?... "I put it on to tend to Ms Hot's headache earlier and couldn't be bothered to get changed again.  | |||
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"Its going ok so far, we only got here today but it was glorious although I'm told it's the best day we're going to have so I did utilise the suns rays for a little while nice one gemini..i havent heard the forecast, i generally just look outside the window..how long you away for? x we're here until next Saturday! Drove past Dismaland today and it looked like a nightmare, no parking near it and the queue was mahoosive, might steer clear of that! I normally do the window test too and go from that! " well nice to go on adventures even if its to be thankful you dont live at the place youve been too...make me feel kind of happy in a weird way
some places are swarming at this time of year..lots of people all hot and bothered , trying to have a good time..err not for me..
after mr michael fish i dont trust weather men..or women.. | |||
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"Suzy.... Just the date sweet or rather yesterday's i wondered it you were getting through it ok..big hugs sweet ..much love xx "Thanks sweet. Better than i ever have before but still peaks and troffs. Can't expect anything else. Xxx | |||
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"What's going on in here then?" hi hornykinksters...err seems like the night has just passed so quick, just gassbagging and enjoying the company x how are you? xx | |||
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"What's going on in here then?" Hi kinksters. Not much to report at the moment lol. How are you? | |||
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"Still here as I've just over 2 hrs to work
hi bigrotti..you ok? xm
Hi Hun yes I'm fine fab is passing the night away "soon be dawn xx | |||
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"Its going ok so far, we only got here today but it was glorious although I'm told it's the best day we're going to have so I did utilise the suns rays for a little while nice one gemini..i havent heard the forecast, i generally just look outside the window..how long you away for? x we're here until next Saturday! Drove past Dismaland today and it looked like a nightmare, no parking near it and the queue was mahoosive, might steer clear of that! I normally do the window test too and go from that! well nice to go on adventures even if its to be thankful you dont live at the place youve been too...make me feel kind of happy in a weird way
some places are swarming at this time of year..lots of people all hot and bothered , trying to have a good time..err not for me..
after mr michael fish i dont trust weather men..or women.. "Exactly that! Well I suppose I should try and get back to sleep as I've got an 11 year old to entertain tomorrow!! Night all, have a good day and hope to be back tonight xx | |||
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"and we slink into part 3....
I'm not slinking tonight - I'm going to dance gracefully into Part 3 (in my nurse outfit!)
shimmy could be a slink or a dance...
nurses outfit..is that your fav?...
I put it on to tend to Ms Hot's headache earlier and couldn't be bothered to get changed again."hehehe..at clubs im like that get dressed up, get in hot tub, spend rest of the night running round almost nekkid cos im too damn lazy to get dressed again  | |||
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"Suzy.... Just the date sweet or rather yesterday's i wondered it you were getting through it ok..big hugs sweet ..much love xx
Thanks sweet. Better than i ever have before but still peaks and troffs. Can't expect anything else. Xxx "no, be gentle with you xxx  | |||
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"Evening all. How are you all?" hi john you just slipped in before dawn, welcome to nocturnal are you having a good weekend? x | |||
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"Evening all. How are you all?" Evening | |||
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"Its going ok so far, we only got here today but it was glorious although I'm told it's the best day we're going to have so I did utilise the suns rays for a little while nice one gemini..i havent heard the forecast, i generally just look outside the window..how long you away for? x we're here until next Saturday! Drove past Dismaland today and it looked like a nightmare, no parking near it and the queue was mahoosive, might steer clear of that! I normally do the window test too and go from that! well nice to go on adventures even if its to be thankful you dont live at the place youve been too...make me feel kind of happy in a weird way
some places are swarming at this time of year..lots of people all hot and bothered , trying to have a good time..err not for me..
after mr michael fish i dont trust weather men..or women..
Exactly that! Well I suppose I should try and get back to sleep as I've got an 11 year old to entertain tomorrow!! Night all, have a good day and hope to be back tonight xx"sleep well honey have a good day no matter what you do..try and relax and see you tonight xx | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me "i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me "Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!  | |||
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"Evening all. How are you all?" Evening. I'm good mate. You? | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself "I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again! "hi _moothies...it was a bit of a food fight..there was no mud for wrestling otherwise things may have got 'filthy'  | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck "hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again! "It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!
It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean "dont take no notice, hes been a meanie alllllll day  | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again! "The sun hasn't come up yet so there is still plenty of time left  | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest "See what i ment smooth | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!
It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean
dont take no notice, hes been a meanie alllllll day "Buzzz buz buzzzz buz | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth "if they only knew | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!
It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean
dont take no notice, hes been a meanie alllllll day
Buzzz buz buzzzz buz "seeeeeeeeeeeeee | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
Morning Looks like I missed all the fun again!
It wasn't fun. People was mean to me. Ok possibly I deserved it but it was still mean
dont take no notice, hes been a meanie alllllll day
Buzzz buz buzzzz buz
seeeeeeeeeeeeee "You no i only do it because i loves ya | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth "Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey *licks lips and fancies a nibble | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile. "Thank fuck for that  | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile. "oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless alll day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble "At least there's some nice people on here | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here "the second word is off mr tormentor | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.
oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless alll day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well "No idea what you could mean mwhahaha | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here "I can't promise not to bite | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.
oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well "Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact! | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor"Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush.. "Vanilla and prudish and still up at this hour! Lol  | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush.. "hehe you minx ..love it x | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
I can't promise not to bite "yay!! | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush.. "Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.
oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well
Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact! "ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
I can't promise not to bite "I can't promise not to like it or return the favour | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx"im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.
oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well
Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact! "I'm going to have words with the boss about you when he gets back. Some mate you are. Huh | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.
oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well
Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!
ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt "Nooooooo | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush..
Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe "not a hope in hell | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
I can't promise not to bite
I can't promise not to like it or return the favour "Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush..
Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe "If only I could give her mobile out.... It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow. | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.
oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well
Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!
ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt
Nooooooo "yessssss | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl "I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
I can't promise not to bite
I can't promise not to like it or return the favour
Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again "hahahahahaha | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.
oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well
Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!
ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt
Nooooooo
yessssss "Seconded | |||
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Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow."not a great sunday huh? | |||
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Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl
I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers "what reputation?? | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
I can't promise not to bite
I can't promise not to like it or return the favour
Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again
hahahahahaha "It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises!  | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.
oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well
Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!
ok make some for tonight and every day till next saturday ill need huge amounts of them no doubt
Nooooooo
yessssss
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Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow."Pmsl it would be funny as fuck untill the police knocked at my door. | |||
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not a hope in hell
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Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh? "Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity | |||
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"At this time of night, there is sometimes tea and toast, but I won't offer to make it after my beautiful cake was so shamefully used as a missile.
oi you..dont you gang up on me, he was relentless all day, no mercy, no respite and i cant get him back for at least a week..and it will continue every day until i see him next..i know him too well
Suzy, I would never willingly hurt your feelings. But please, next time you have the urge to hurl cake at Mr Blade please give me some advance notice so I can prepare my special jam-filled rock cakes - they explode on impact!
I'm going to have words with the boss about you when he gets back. Some mate you are. Huh "There are some dangers I just daren't face - I'm not risking the wrath of Suzy the Warrior Princess! | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
I can't promise not to bite
I can't promise not to like it or return the favour
Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again
hahahahahaha
It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises! " what were they doing marking their 'territory' or something... | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl
I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers
what reputation?? "Hmmmm you have a point I suppose | |||
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Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity "sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again?? | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
I can't promise not to bite
I can't promise not to like it or return the favour
Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again
hahahahahaha
It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises!
what were they doing marking their 'territory' or something... "Lol no idea but if so probably better than pissing on me! He was suitably chastised and promised never to do it again  | |||
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Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity "Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl
I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers
what reputation??
Hmmmm you have a point I suppose "just the one???? | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush..
Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again?? "Disgraced hubby would be too easy. How about: 5 points for a shirt 10 points for boxers 50 points for a posing pouch | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl
I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers
what reputation??
Hmmmm you have a point I suppose
just the one???? "More a veriablle speed hehehe | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
I can't promise not to bite
I can't promise not to like it or return the favour
Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again
hahahahahaha
It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises!
what were they doing marking their 'territory' or something...
Lol no idea but if so probably better than pissing on me! He was suitably chastised and promised never to do it again "thats true , i hope you did and i hope hes keeps his promise..vampire tendencies ..worrying you checked his fridge?? | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush..
Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women "*Pushes an orange in his mouth to stop him complaining  | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush..
Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again?? "Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you. | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush..
Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women "oi no swearing | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
I can't promise not to bite
I can't promise not to like it or return the favour
Ok just don't leave any marks I can't visit my mother looking like a slut again
hahahahahaha
It wasn't funny. Men should know bite me doesn't mean leave me covered in bruises!
what were they doing marking their 'territory' or something...
Lol no idea but if so probably better than pissing on me! He was suitably chastised and promised never to do it again
thats true , i hope you did and i hope hes keeps his promise..vampire tendencies ..worrying you checked his fridge?? "No only been to his house once..... I'll do it next time | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl
I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers
what reputation??
Hmmmm you have a point I suppose
just the one????
More a veriablle speed hehehe"right thats it..ive had enough | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush..
Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women
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Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women
oi no swearing "The 2nd word off | |||
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Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??
Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you."You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode! | |||
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Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??
Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you."i didnt swear at the men...it was him! and if you dont.. i may make twice as many and i bet that arent as nice and light and fluffy as yours..never know what i may put in them...mwahahaha | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl
I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers
what reputation??
Hmmmm you have a point I suppose
just the one????
More a veriablle speed hehehe
right thats it..ive had enough " | |||
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sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??
Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.
You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode! "I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche. | |||
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"Drinking coffee and sending pics to the other half as she's out at a (vanilla and a bit prudish) friends after a night out. Just trying to make her blush..
Haha love it. Maybe I should try that hehehe
If only I could give her mobile out....
It'd be amusing for the next hour and then I'd find all my clothes on the front lawn tomorrow.
not a great sunday huh?
Sounds like it could be amusing. Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
Oi what happened to being on my side. Bloody women
oi no swearing
The 2nd word off "it was open to being 'push' or 'blast' or even 'get' i didnt swear...theres no evidence to suggest that..purely conjecture | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl
I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers
what reputation??
Hmmmm you have a point I suppose
just the one????
More a veriablle speed hehehe
right thats it..ive had enough
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sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??
Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.
You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode!
I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche. "Only bladey got bitten and it was consensual | |||
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" Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??
Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.
You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode!
I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche. "writing erotica was my therapy today..whats yours going to be? | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl
I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers
what reputation??
Hmmmm you have a point I suppose
just the one????
More a veriablle speed hehehe
right thats it..ive had enough
CREEP "Awch | |||
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"What's going on in here then? Hi and welcome to the nut house. Sorry you missed the cake. Sombody threw it at me
i think you asked for it mr bladey...evidence suggests you evoked the pie flinger yourself
I was kinda hoping a nice lady might lick it off me but no such luck
hehe it was more fun imagining you standing in the corner with merigue on your head cream on your face and strawberry sauce dripping down your front, being honest
See what i ment smooth
Hmmmmmmmm yeah Bladey
*licks lips and fancies a nibble
At least there's some nice people on here
the second word is off mr tormentor
Lmao. I've had a ban for them very same word. Mind you there was a few more before them haha xxx
im sure if they know the circumstances they would be lenient with me..im usually such a good girl
I'm sure my reputation and inersant look will hold me in good stead and if not I'll bribe the feckers
what reputation??
Hmmmm you have a point I suppose
just the one????
More a veriablle speed hehehe
right thats it..ive had enough
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" Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??
Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.
You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode!
I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche.
writing erotica was my therapy today..whats yours going to be? "Reading it! | |||
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"Hi Suzy hi sweet, ive been tormented all day and night what do you suggest ? xx "More of the same | |||
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" Let's sit on the edge of the lawn and throw exploding rock cakes in female solidarity
sounds like a great plan, im in,,who we aiming at again??
Oi! If you're going to start a gender war you can't expect me to make the rock cakes for you.
You missed my vital post above. No men were harmed as part of this episode!
I've been emotionally scarred by this conversation. I've got bruises and bite-marks all over my psyche.
writing erotica was my therapy today..whats yours going to be?
Reading it! "so glad its a cure all | |||
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"Hi Suzy hi sweet, ive been tormented all day and night what do you suggest ? xx
More of the same " | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
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mmmmmmmmm "Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort. | |||
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You've not lived " | |||
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hey davey..we are the nocturnals and also the secret cake throwing sociaety this evening..good to see you..its seriously not an AA or feminist meeting...come along in xx "*hands davey an exploding rock cake. You're aiming for falling clothing from the window not the creep waving outta the fire engine.... He's too easy for a target | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
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mmmmmmmmm
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
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"here for the insomniac club
hey davey..we are the nocturnals and also the secret cake throwing sociaety this evening..good to see you..its seriously not an AA or feminist meeting...come along in xx
*hands davey an exploding rock cake.
You're aiming for falling clothing from the window not the creep waving outta the fire engine.... He's too easy for a target "yes to the points thing i read it, but didnt get to respond..GO!!!! | |||
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in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.
and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.
saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!
feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk. | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.
Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out "is your name Houdini ???? | |||
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"here for the insomniac club
hey davey..we are the nocturnals and also the secret cake throwing sociaety this evening..good to see you..its seriously not an AA or feminist meeting...come along in xx
*hands davey an exploding rock cake.
You're aiming for falling clothing from the window not the creep waving outta the fire engine.... He's too easy for a target
yes to the points thing i read it, but didnt get to respond..GO!!!!"Batman boxers *snigger | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
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It was only a starter nibble
Man up "xxxxx | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.
Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out "Well, that's me told good and proper. You could have been a little more diplomatic! G'night all. See you next time. | |||
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"well I've just got home. that was an interesting walk and im rather glad i was carrying my shoes rather than trying to wear them,
in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.
and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.
saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!
feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk. "Have a glass of water or two | |||
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Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up "But but but ye ok | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.
Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out
Well, that's me told good and proper.
You could have been a little more diplomatic!
G'night all. See you next time."Whoops night | |||
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"well I've just got home. that was an interesting walk and im rather glad i was carrying my shoes rather than trying to wear them,
in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.
and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.
saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!
feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk. "hello gorgeous girl xxx sorry about the kitty love but im glad the end to your saturday was an awesome one..big hugs to you..and so much love ..always here and glad you had a few bevvies..some sleep be gentle with you, and sunday will be an awesome day too xxxx | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
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Man up
But but but ye ok "Kiss me like you mean it! | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.
Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out
Well, that's me told good and proper.
You could have been a little more diplomatic!
G'night all. See you next time."Get out of it i was messing | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.
Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out
Well, that's me told good and proper.
You could have been a little more diplomatic!
G'night all. See you next time."hes not known for his subtlety happy.. dont let him chase you away..hes a meanie...but if you are going to sleep, thankyou for your help tonight i appreciate you muchly xx | |||
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hey davey..we are the nocturnals and also the secret cake throwing sociaety this evening..good to see you..its seriously not an AA or feminist meeting...come along in xx
*hands davey an exploding rock cake.
You're aiming for falling clothing from the window not the creep waving outta the fire engine.... He's too easy for a target
yes to the points thing i read it, but didnt get to respond..GO!!!!
Batman boxers *snigger" | |||
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"well I've just got home. that was an interesting walk and im rather glad i was carrying my shoes rather than trying to wear them,
in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.
and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.
saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!
feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk.
Have a glass of water or two "had 3 pints, 2 paracetamol and 2 ibruphen.
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
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Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it! "xxxxxxxx | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
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mmmmmmmmm
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It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it! "Now thare an offer i can't refuse | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.
Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out
Well, that's me told good and proper.
You could have been a little more diplomatic!
G'night all. See you next time.
Get out of it i was messing "sometimes you push too far xx | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse "hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse "Too late Suzy beat you | |||
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"well I've just got home. that was an interesting walk and im rather glad i was carrying my shoes rather than trying to wear them,
in nearly 15 yrs of drinking in this little town, I've never felt so bloody unsafe.
and to get home to discover I've lost a kitten, just makes for a shitty start to sunday.
saturday got off to a seriously rocky start, but turned into the best result I could of asked for!
feeling pretty mixed up. not to mention rather d*unk.
Have a glass of water or two
had 3 pints, 2 paracetamol and 2 ibruphen.
daughter likely to be awake in an hour, mother will be here after her night shift ends at 7."glad shes coming over for you..xxx | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy
OMG were too in tune tonight " | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
Too late Suzy beat you "no i was right the first time..it was you i was kissing xx | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Can my psyche join in? - it's been hurt and needs comfort.
Piss off mr exploding rock cakes. I got myself into this I'll get myself out
Well, that's me told good and proper.
You could have been a little more diplomatic!
G'night all. See you next time.
Get out of it i was messing
sometimes you push too far xx"I was joking | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy
OMG were too in tune tonight "Story of my bloody life. Blown out again | |||
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
Too late Suzy beat you
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
Too late Suzy beat you
no i was right the first time..it was you i was kissing xx
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy
OMG were too in tune tonight
Story of my bloody life. Blown out again "Lol you obviously haven't read our profile
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
Too late Suzy beat you
no i was right the first time..it was you i was kissing xx
Confused. Com
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy
OMG were too in tune tonight
Story of my bloody life. Blown out again
Lol you obviously haven't read our profile
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
Too late Suzy beat you
no i was right the first time..it was you i was kissing xx
Confused. Com
i got in with the XXXXXXXX first not bladey he said it afterwards..thats why i told him to move over...
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy
OMG were too in tune tonight
Story of my bloody life. Blown out again
Lol you obviously haven't read our profile
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy
OMG were too in tune tonight
Story of my bloody life. Blown out again
Lol you obviously haven't read our profile
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy
OMG were too in tune tonight
Story of my bloody life. Blown out again
Lol you obviously haven't read our profile
hey you pulled babes xx
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Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy
OMG were too in tune tonight
Story of my bloody life. Blown out again
Lol you obviously haven't read our profile
I've a novel to read brb " | |||
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"I think I'm being ganged up on again and not how I'd like to be
Awwww Is it time for make up sex?
Never had threesome make up sex lol
mmmmmmmmm
Ok who bit me
It was only a starter nibble
Man up
But but but ye ok
Kiss me like you mean it!
Now thare an offer i can't refuse
hey i got in there first, move over bladey boy
OMG were too in tune tonight
Story of my bloody life. Blown out again
Lol you obviously haven't read our profile
hey you pulled babes xx
Men are just far too irresistible but a fab female friend to torment them work makes it much more fun "that was awesome xx | |||
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