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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My headache just won't quit.

Entertain me please.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*dances the Hornpipe whilst playing the euphonium*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry I don't have any cock pics to take your mind off your headache. What you doing for Christmas this year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you hydrated enough?

Cold flannel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a scotch egg....sorted

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm sorry I don't have any cock pics to take your mind off your headache. What you doing for Christmas this year? "

Aaaarrrgghhhhh! The C word!!!

I barely know what I'm doing next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink a glass of water. As cold as possible.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry I don't have any cock pics to take your mind off your headache. What you doing for Christmas this year?

Aaaarrrgghhhhh! The C word!!!

I barely know what I'm doing next week. "

What you having for breakfast tomorrow? I have croissants in the larder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suck some cock, you will forget about headache

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Are you hydrated enough?

Cold flannel?"

I ought to be but it has been very hot here.

30mg of codeine hasn't touched it either.

I'll try a flannel, thanks.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Drink loads of water

Press pressure point (nerve in the web of skin between thumb and index finger)

Sleep

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"*dances the Hornpipe whilst playing the euphonium*"

Video footage please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drink loads of water

Press pressure point (nerve in the web of skin between thumb and index finger)

Sleep"

Had a panic at dentists the other week. They suggested I did that pressure point thing. Bloody helped a lot.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm sorry I don't have any cock pics to take your mind off your headache. What you doing for Christmas this year?

Aaaarrrgghhhhh! The C word!!!

I barely know what I'm doing next week.

What you having for breakfast tomorrow? I have croissants in the larder "

Probably just a protein shake. I often don't eat breakfast. I'm rarely hungry until later in the day.

Croissants sound nice

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Drink loads of water

Press pressure point (nerve in the web of skin between thumb and index finger)

Sleep"

I've had plenty of water. If I do sleep I'll probably wake up in half an hour needing a wee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a low carb diet headache..

Eating a small amount of carbs, will ease it.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Is it a low carb diet headache..

Eating a small amount of carbs, will ease it."

No, I'm not low carbing at the moment, (I should be but that's another matter). I had hoisin duck with noodles for dinner, (no msg because it was homemade).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds tasty!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Let me tell you about my night last night...

This'll take yr mind off it for 5 mins...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I went to church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to church"

Ask him why,I'm curious

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh sorry I forgot about that...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The other half spotted, about 4pm yesterday, a quiz being held in on e of the local churches in aid of the roof so I gathered our team and we went and rinsed the place.

Wanted to wear my devil horns but was talked out of it, as was the team name my mate suggested - Norfolk n' God (our usual team name is Norfolk n' chance, you see).

I got pissed in the church (it was BYO and helped myself to a couple of bottles) and had a *smoke* in the vestry while no-one was looking.

And as I couldn't find any virgins to defile on the alter, I pissed on the church instead.

:D

Better now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other half spotted, about 4pm yesterday, a quiz being held in on e of the local churches in aid of the roof so I gathered our team and we went and rinsed the place.

Wanted to wear my devil horns but was talked out of it, as was the team name my mate suggested - Norfolk n' God (our usual team name is Norfolk n' chance, you see).

I got pissed in the church (it was BYO and helped myself to a couple of bottles) and had a *smoke* in the vestry while no-one was looking.

And as I couldn't find any virgins to defile on the alter, I pissed on the church instead.

:D

Better now?"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*bows*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It was hilarious.

I dressed up - shirt, tie - looked nice. One of the WI types aked if I was going to remove my hat.

"No," I said, "Sorry, I'm Jewish"

Then she gave me daggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was hilarious.

I dressed up - shirt, tie - looked nice. One of the WI types aked if I was going to remove my hat.

"No," I said, "Sorry, I'm Jewish"

Then she gave me daggers.

"

What did you win?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

LOL

Three packet of chocolates and eternal damnation, I think

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Try getting some fresh air, oxygen is good for headaches, it sometimes helps mine.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It was hilarious.

I dressed up - shirt, tie - looked nice. One of the WI types aked if I was going to remove my hat.

"No," I said, "Sorry, I'm Jewish"

Then she gave me daggers.

"

You should have given her daggers and said, "Madam, this isn't a hat. I was born with my head this shape. God still loves me and so should you".

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"The other half spotted, about 4pm yesterday, a quiz being held in on e of the local churches in aid of the roof so I gathered our team and we went and rinsed the place.

Wanted to wear my devil horns but was talked out of it, as was the team name my mate suggested - Norfolk n' God (our usual team name is Norfolk n' chance, you see).

I got pissed in the church (it was BYO and helped myself to a couple of bottles) and had a *smoke* in the vestry while no-one was looking.

And as I couldn't find any virgins to defile on the alter, I pissed on the church instead.

:D

Better now?"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Can't take me anywhere.

*smiles sweetly with hand caught in cookie jar*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I feel your pain, I get migraines and they suck.

Try and avoid codeine if you can as it's prone to causing rebound headaches, so just makes the whole thing worse.

The reflexology pressure point mentioned before really works, takes about 5 to 10 mins of constant massage but as you feel the pressure point get looser you'll feel your headache lifting.

Someone mentioned a cold cloth, warm would actually be better, there's a biological reason I shan't bore you with, but trust me, warm's the way to go.

Sleep probably would be the best thing though, but you need to be distracted from your headache to get over. I know when I have migraines it's almost like I can't concentrate enough to sleep. If you have an audio book you can listen to quietly or music you listen to that should help you to stop thinking about the pain long enough to get off, work's for me every time as it's something else to focus on. Audio books I find personally find most useful as you need to concentrate on what's being said, therefore no longer over thinking anything else.

Hope something works soon and you feel better xx

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Can't take me anywhere.

*smiles sweetly with hand caught in cookie jar*"

Cookies? *ears perk up*

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ooo I feel your pain, I get migraines and they suck.

Try and avoid codeine if you can as it's prone to causing rebound headaches, so just makes the whole thing worse.

The reflexology pressure point mentioned before really works, takes about 5 to 10 mins of constant massage but as you feel the pressure point get looser you'll feel your headache lifting.

Someone mentioned a cold cloth, warm would actually be better, there's a biological reason I shan't bore you with, but trust me, warm's the way to go.

Sleep probably would be the best thing though, but you need to be distracted from your headache to get over. I know when I have migraines it's almost like I can't concentrate enough to sleep. If you have an audio book you can listen to quietly or music you listen to that should help you to stop thinking about the pain long enough to get off, work's for me every time as it's something else to focus on. Audio books I find personally find most useful as you need to concentrate on what's being said, therefore no longer over thinking anything else.

Hope something works soon and you feel better xx"

Thank you.

I'm now over-thinking about cookies. That's not helping much.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Can't take me anywhere.

*smiles sweetly with hand caught in cookie jar*

Cookies? *ears perk up*"

You want some cookies?

I just munched half a dozen milk chocolate biccies - NOM - for absolutely NO reason at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake too the harder I try to sleep the less able I seem to be tired ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake too the harder I try to sleep the less able I seem to be tired .. "

Refer to the end of my last post lol. Distraction is the way forward

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Can't take me anywhere.

*smiles sweetly with hand caught in cookie jar*

Cookies? *ears perk up*

You want some cookies?

I just munched half a dozen milk chocolate biccies - NOM - for absolutely NO reason at all.

"

I am back to trying to eat healthily again No cookies, no cake, no ice cream, no pizza and so on and so forth.

I may not actually live longer as a result but it will certainly feel like I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake too the harder I try to sleep the less able I seem to be tired ..

Refer to the end of my last post lol. Distraction is the way forward "

agreed!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Can't take me anywhere.

*smiles sweetly with hand caught in cookie jar*

Cookies? *ears perk up*

You want some cookies?

I just munched half a dozen milk chocolate biccies - NOM - for absolutely NO reason at all.

I am back to trying to eat healthily again No cookies, no cake, no ice cream, no pizza and so on and so forth.

I may not actually live longer as a result but it will certainly feel like I do "

The late, great Clement Freud said:

"If you give up sex, drinking, smoking and drugs you don't necessarily live longer - it just feels longer."

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Can't take me anywhere.

*smiles sweetly with hand caught in cookie jar*

Cookies? *ears perk up*

You want some cookies?

I just munched half a dozen milk chocolate biccies - NOM - for absolutely NO reason at all.

I am back to trying to eat healthily again No cookies, no cake, no ice cream, no pizza and so on and so forth.

I may not actually live longer as a result but it will certainly feel like I do

The late, great Clement Freud said:

"If you give up sex, drinking, smoking and drugs you don't necessarily live longer - it just feels longer.""

Hmmmm. I don't smoke or do drugs. I very rarely drink and very rarely have sex...

And now I don't have chocolate, cake or crisps either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't take me anywhere.

*smiles sweetly with hand caught in cookie jar*

Cookies? *ears perk up*

You want some cookies?

I just munched half a dozen milk chocolate biccies - NOM - for absolutely NO reason at all.

I am back to trying to eat healthily again No cookies, no cake, no ice cream, no pizza and so on and so forth.

I may not actually live longer as a result but it will certainly feel like I do

The late, great Clement Freud said:

"If you give up sex, drinking, smoking and drugs you don't necessarily live longer - it just feels longer."

Hmmmm. I don't smoke or do drugs. I very rarely drink and very rarely have sex...

And now I don't have chocolate, cake or crisps either."

you need a good bit of cock then to rebalance your homones

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"you need a good bit of cock then to rebalance your homones"

Thank you for that well-timed and informative bon mot.

I'm going to bed.

Mama Cass - Dream A Little Dream Of Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4T3tMkjRig

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm considering having a bath.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh, one more...

Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuX7bs2qAM

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

One more for luck...

Scott Matthews - Dream Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7MXSbNCBI8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do t get migraines. But when struggling to sleep I put on my favourite knickers, lay in bed and relive sexual highlights via my memories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't take me anywhere.

*smiles sweetly with hand caught in cookie jar*

Cookies? *ears perk up*

You want some cookies?

I just munched half a dozen milk chocolate biccies - NOM - for absolutely NO reason at all.

I am back to trying to eat healthily again No cookies, no cake, no ice cream, no pizza and so on and so forth.

I may not actually live longer as a result but it will certainly feel like I do "

I gave up cookies, cake and ice cream once.

It was the worse 20 minutes of my life..........

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