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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For sweeties

Anybody want anything? I'm getting a caramac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packet of spicey tomato snaps please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry's Turkish delight please, I really fancy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything? I'm getting a caramac

Can I have a flake please

mmmmmmm xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solero please

And a twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raisin and biscuit Yorkie please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything? I'm getting a caramac

condoms please ive ran out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bread and cheese please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bag of Skittles for me. Fruity - just like me, lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Fry's Turkish delight please, I really fancy one

Ewwww yuck! Kids off to Turkey on Weds & threatening to bring me some back!

I've just been to Asda & got soaked but we have treats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dad said that when I was 4.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Packet of spicey tomato snaps please "

What on earth are they?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fry's Turkish delight please, I really fancy one

Ok but I don't wanna smell it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Solero please

And a twirl"

You can have a solero and we'll go one better and give you a pirouette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fry's Turkish delight please, I really fancy one

Ewwww yuck! Kids off to Turkey on Weds & threatening to bring me some back!

I've just been to Asda & got soaked but we have treats "

Only the Fry's one, I don't like the proper stuff, it tastes like perfume

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Raisin and biscuit Yorkie please

Mmm good choice, I'll try not to share it with myself in the way back!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Packet of spicey tomato snaps please

What on earth are they?!"

The best crisps ever!!! Red packet with a green dragon? I think!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything? I'm getting a caramac

condoms please ive ran out"

Any preference?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bread and cheese please"

Got bread and cheese you can share - cheese on toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packet of spicey tomato snaps please

What on earth are they?!

The best crisps ever!!! Red packet with a green dragon? I think!!! "

If you liked Fry's then we could share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I want some haribos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fry's Turkish delight please, I really fancy one

Ewwww yuck! Kids off to Turkey on Weds & threatening to bring me some back!

I've just been to Asda & got soaked but we have treats "

We got wet too, had to change my pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. I want some haribos

I have haribo strawberry pencils?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Packet of spicey tomato snaps please

What on earth are they?!

The best crisps ever!!! Red packet with a green dragon? I think!!! "

Ok search is on!!!

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By *hesouthpark182Man
over a year ago

Perth

Space raiders and a curly wurly please...

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Cornetto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 bags of pickled onion monster munch

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I want some haribos

I have haribo strawberry pencils?"
Yes I would like them, them pencils are nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 bags of pickled onion monster munch

Please

The flaming hot ones are better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 bags of pickled onion monster munch

Please

The flaming hot ones are better

I was just about to say that!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Packet of spicey tomato snaps please

What on earth are they?!

The best crisps ever!!! Red packet with a green dragon? I think!!!

If you liked Fry's then we could share

Hmmmm not sure! I think I'll stick with my pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Space raiders and a curly wurly please..."

On it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. I want some haribos

Oh, quelle surprise shag, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. I want some haribos

I have haribo strawberry pencils?Yes I would like them, them pencils are nice."

Yeah they're amazeballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drumstick Lollys please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 bags of pickled onion monster munch

Please

The flaming hot ones are better

OK one of each then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 bags of pickled onion monster munch

Please

The flaming hot ones are better

I was just about to say that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This threads making me want lots of junk, all I have is some chocolate fingers

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Mars bar please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drumstick Lollys please"

Ooooh I love them! Coming up!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd like an ice cream milkshake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This threads making me want lots of junk, all I have is some chocolate fingers

I eat a box of them this afternoon washed down with a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 bags of pickled onion monster munch

Please

The flaming hot ones are better

OK one of each then

That's better, variety is the spice of life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This threads making me want lots of junk, all I have is some chocolate fingers

Sorry!!! ;-D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like an ice cream milkshake please"

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mars bar please"

Simples... done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This threads making me want lots of junk, all I have is some chocolate fingers

I have some face junk for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 bags of pickled onion monster munch

Please

The flaming hot ones are better

OK one of each then

That's better, variety is the spice of life!"

Throw in a bag of roast beef then, Lets mix it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 bags of pickled onion monster munch

Please

The flaming hot ones are better

OK one of each then

That's better, variety is the spice of life!

Throw in a bag of roast beef then, Lets mix it up

Ooooh now ya talkin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribos..sours please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wham bar and space invaders plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 bags of pickled onion monster munch

Please

The flaming hot ones are better

OK one of each then

That's better, variety is the spice of life!

Throw in a bag of roast beef then, Lets mix it up

Variety is the spice of life so they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fizzy Cola Bottles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topic please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haribos..sours please"

Ok but you have to pull faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This threads making me want lots of junk, all I have is some chocolate fingers

I have some face junk for ya

I'm on about the food kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This threads making me want lots of junk, all I have is some chocolate fingers

I eat a box of them this afternoon washed down with a cup of tea"

I don't like tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wham bar and space invaders plz "

Very economical

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fizzy Cola Bottles please

You have to pull faces too mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice bottle of red wine for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensations prawn crackers pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Topic please

Good choice, I'm allover it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice bottle of red wine for me please

Oooooooh I'm trying not to buy alcohol in case I drink some aaaaaargh.....I'll ask Mr for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything? I'm getting a caramac

Am i too late for a raspberry magnum?

Mrs _d40

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sensations prawn crackers pretty please

Eeeeuw ok if I must. Thai sweet chilli are nicer - just sayin...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!"

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything? I'm getting a caramac

Am i too late for a raspberry magnum?

Mrs _d40"

Not at all Mrs, comin up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!"

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wham bar and space invaders plz

Very economical

Haha it is but I love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!"

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wham bar and space invaders plz

Very economical

Haha it is but I love them

It means you can have extra too!

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By *kmale65000Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Can you grab me some white chocolate magnums please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

A family sized bar of whole nut please. No. Not for sharing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you grab me some white chocolate magnums please "

Certainly Sir, will that be all?,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wham bar and space invaders plz

Very economical

Haha it is but I love them

It means you can have extra too!"

Oooohhhhh now what can I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 cans of Thatchers Gold cider and a packet of Scampi fries please ! SOoooooo classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m.."

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 cans of Thatchers Gold cider and a packet of Scampi fries please ! SOoooooo classy

I like scampi fries too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wham bar and space invaders plz

Very economical

Haha it is but I love them

It means you can have extra too!

Oooohhhhh now what can I have "

You take your time, I'll be there a while....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"8 cans of Thatchers Gold cider and a packet of Scampi fries please ! SOoooooo classy

Look, I'm trying not to buy alcohol. See above. If I drink it, I can't be held responsible....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 cans of Thatchers Gold cider and a packet of Scampi fries please ! SOoooooo classy

I like scampi fries too

So wrong but so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 cans of Thatchers Gold cider and a packet of Scampi fries please ! SOoooooo classy

I like scampi fries too

So wrong but so nice

Haha yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!"

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 cans of Thatchers Gold cider and a packet of Scampi fries please ! SOoooooo classy

Look, I'm trying not to buy alcohol. See above. If I drink it, I can't be held responsible...."

Well i was just thinking if your going? get the beers in

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Roast beef monster munch please and no kissing afterwards

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything? I'm getting a caramac

Am i too late for a raspberry magnum?

Mrs _d40"

Ooooh we love them here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decide ..... Pic a mix plz and a bottle of prosecco

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"8 cans of Thatchers Gold cider and a packet of Scampi fries please ! SOoooooo classy

Can I share the Thatchers? Please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packet of spicey tomato snaps please

What on earth are they?!

The best crisps ever!!! Red packet with a green dragon? I think!!! "

Yes that's right

I agree to best crisps ever. Though I do miss the cheese ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters"

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

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By *kmale65000Man
over a year ago

doncaster

"Can you grab me some white chocolate magnums please

Certainly Sir, will that be all?,"

Yes thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"8 cans of Thatchers Gold cider and a packet of Scampi fries please ! SOoooooo classy

Look, I'm trying not to buy alcohol. See above. If I drink it, I can't be held responsible....

Well i was just thinking if your going? get the beers in

I need help, I can't carry this all by myself.....

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Packet of spicey tomato snaps please

What on earth are they?!

The best crisps ever!!! Red packet with a green dragon? I think!!!

Yes that's right

I agree to best crisps ever. Though I do miss the cheese ones

I don't remember cheese ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roast beef monster munch please and no kissing afterwards

Chewers?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Cornetto

Just been scrolling down looking for this reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!"

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cornetto

Just been scrolling down looking for this reply

Flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything"

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out."

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

"Roast beef monster munch please and no kissing afterwards

Chewers?"
...... Cheeers? And yorkie raisin and biscuit monster munch and a cup of tea pg tips x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru"

Lol I'm not bloody scottish!

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Love caramac

Love Cadbury cream egg but if they get any smaller they may disappear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roast beef monster munch please and no kissing afterwards

Chewers?...... Cheeers? And yorkie raisin and biscuit monster munch and a cup of tea pg tips x"

Chewing gum

Ok all good choices, tea might be cold by the time you get it though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly babies please and some Ben and jerrys strawberry shortcake ice cream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice bottle of red wine for me please

Oooooooh I'm trying not to buy alcohol in case I drink some aaaaaargh.....I'll ask Mr for you."

Buy one with a cork and don't take a corkscrew. And don't try pushing the cork in or some other such cheat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love caramac

Love Cadbury cream egg but if they get any smaller they may disappear! "

Omg me too! Yeah everything is the same though eh? Might not be able to squeeze are tongues in there soon!

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over a year ago

"8 cans of Thatchers Gold cider and a packet of Scampi fries please ! SOoooooo classy

Can I share the Thatchers? Please? "

Yeah not a problem

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over a year ago

"Jelly babies please and some Ben and jerrys strawberry shortcake ice cream! "

Ooooh jelly babies.....

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over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru

Lol I'm not bloody scottish!"

we all have our faults x

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over a year ago

"A nice bottle of red wine for me please

Oooooooh I'm trying not to buy alcohol in case I drink some aaaaaargh.....I'll ask Mr for you.

Buy one with a cork and don't take a corkscrew. And don't try pushing the cork in or some other such cheat

Hahaha with a cork? That's a bit posh!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything?

A ginormous bag of ice please

(that's sweat, not tears!)

Mr ddc

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over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru

Lol I'm not bloody scottish!

we all have our faults x"

Not me, I am absolutely faultless... x

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over a year ago

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything?

A ginormous bag of ice please

(that's sweat, not tears!)

Mr ddc"

Phew! I was gonna buy tissues, ice cream and more alcohol and more condoms for a moment there. Pleased I don't have to carry all that now!

Ice it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This threads making me want lots of junk, all I have is some chocolate fingers

All I've got is sticky fingers

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over a year ago

"Jelly babies please and some Ben and jerrys strawberry shortcake ice cream!

Ooooh jelly babies....."

I like to bite off their heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10p mix please

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything?

A ginormous bag of ice please

(that's sweat, not tears!)

Mr ddc

Phew! I was gonna buy tissues, ice cream and more alcohol and more condoms for a moment there. Pleased I don't have to carry all that now!

Ice it is!"

Thank you.

We've already eaten two massive tubs of ice cream on the way back to the hostel, but it wasn't enough.

(We had to RUN up the tower to catch the sunset over Florence, much to the amusement of all the foreigners!)

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over a year ago

"This threads making me want lots of junk, all I have is some chocolate fingers

All I've got is sticky fingers

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over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru

Lol I'm not bloody scottish!

we all have our faults x

Not me, I am absolutely faultless... x"

MrHotgeordie says ur perfect..apart from the rancid loud fartings..oops..I didnt mean that out loud

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over a year ago

"Jelly babies please and some Ben and jerrys strawberry shortcake ice cream!

Ooooh jelly babies.....

I like to bite off their heads

Haha me too!

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Wine and sports mixtures, or if you can't find I'll have midget gems please

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru

Lol I'm not bloody scottish!

we all have our faults x"

I have 3 haggis in the freezer but am running low on lorne sausage & am out of Irn Bru so will gladly accept the unwanted gifts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything?

A ginormous bag of ice please

(that's sweat, not tears!)

Mr ddc

Phew! I was gonna buy tissues, ice cream and more alcohol and more condoms for a moment there. Pleased I don't have to carry all that now!

Ice it is!

Thank you.

We've already eaten two massive tubs of ice cream on the way back to the hostel, but it wasn't enough.

(We had to RUN up the tower to catch the sunset over Florence, much to the amusement of all the foreigners!)"

Sounds like a delightful reason for needing ice

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over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru

Lol I'm not bloody scottish!

we all have our faults x

Not me, I am absolutely faultless... x

MrHotgeordie says ur perfect..apart from the rancid loud fartings..oops..I didnt mean that out loud"

Now I know you're telling porkies, I'm silent but deadly

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over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru

Lol I'm not bloody scottish!

we all have our faults x

I have 3 haggis in the freezer but am running low on lorne sausage & am out of Irn Bru so will gladly accept the unwanted gifts

Whoa hang on! I want the square sausage, it goes nice in a sarnie with chilli sauce!

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over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru

Lol I'm not bloody scottish!

we all have our faults x

Not me, I am absolutely faultless... x

MrHotgeordie says ur perfect..apart from the rancid loud fartings..oops..I didnt mean that out loud

Now I know you're telling porkies, I'm silent but deadly

one for our truth or dare cam nite I think..Hmm..i wanna see u blow out a candle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather fancy a bar of Dairy Milk if i may

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over a year ago

"I couldnt believe how good white lion bars are..from B+M for 29p!

White lion bars? Why have they been hidden from me??!!

I've never seen them elsewhere..I'm not a huge white choc fan..but these are rather fucking tasty!

Guess where I'll be on Monday morning

at a bus station sucking me off..oops..you meant B+m..

A fookin bus station?? Who do you think I am like??

A train station at least, I don't do buses!

cancels megabus...sigh..timewasters

You should have checked first.... The profile specifies trains not buses.

Read the profile god damn it!!

nice status update...

apologies, I came on a bit strong..over my laptop screen..I wasnt reading anything

Thanks

Ok apology accepted if you help me out.

your local B+M white lionbar stockist is approximately 3.4 miles from your present location.If they are unavailable..I'll bring some down, as well as haggis,square sausage and iron bru

Lol I'm not bloody scottish!

we all have our faults x

Not me, I am absolutely faultless... x

MrHotgeordie says ur perfect..apart from the rancid loud fartings..oops..I didnt mean that out loud

Now I know you're telling porkies, I'm silent but deadly

one for our truth or dare cam nite I think..Hmm..i wanna see u blow out a candle

Oooh we need to get on that.... No problem, I'm good at blowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing sweet in the house..do chips with sugar count?

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over a year ago

"I have nothing sweet in the house..do chips with sugar count?"

No, you'll have to go shopping like I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have nothing sweet in the house..do chips with sugar count?"

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over a year ago

been craving chocolate ice cream all day but resisted -

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over a year ago

"I have nothing sweet in the house..do chips with sugar count?

No, you'll have to go shopping like I have."

sometimes its hard being a man..I dunno what shops to go to

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over a year ago

"Rather fancy a bar of Dairy Milk if i may "

Yes you may

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over a year ago

"I have nothing sweet in the house..do chips with sugar count?

mmm custard coated chips then

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over a year ago

"I have nothing sweet in the house..do chips with sugar count?

No, you'll have to go shopping like I have.

sometimes its hard being a man..I dunno what shops to go to"

Any good store sells sugary treats....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"been craving chocolate ice cream all day but resisted - "

Aaaaw well done you! Want some now? I have some?

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over a year ago

"I have nothing sweet in the house..do chips with sugar count?

No, you'll have to go shopping like I have.

sometimes its hard being a man..I dunno what shops to go to

Any good store sells sugary treats...."

bit health concious up here..its true

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over a year ago

"I have nothing sweet in the house..do chips with sugar count?

No, you'll have to go shopping like I have.

sometimes its hard being a man..I dunno what shops to go to

Any good store sells sugary treats....

bit health concious up here..its true

Yeah yeah, I've been there - it's all fudge n shortbread!

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over a year ago

"been craving chocolate ice cream all day but resisted -

Aaaaw well done you! Want some now? I have some?"

id love some - been on a lose weight thing and hit the stone mark - so i think a little treat is called for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have nothing sweet in the house..do chips with sugar count?

mmm custard coated chips then"

I'm not sure which is worse

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over a year ago

"been craving chocolate ice cream all day but resisted -

Aaaaw well done you! Want some now? I have some?

id love some - been on a lose weight thing and hit the stone mark - so i think a little treat is called for

Absolutely! Fantastic work, well done you.

The stone mark means a new item of clothing too - or shoes

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over a year ago

"been craving chocolate ice cream all day but resisted -

Aaaaw well done you! Want some now? I have some?

id love some - been on a lose weight thing and hit the stone mark - so i think a little treat is called for

Absolutely! Fantastic work, well done you.

The stone mark means a new item of clothing too - or shoes

well i now fit back into clothes that had gotten tight so a blob of what you have will do xxx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Some malteasers please.

I miss the White chocolate ones too they were lush

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything? I'm getting a caramac

Am i too late for a raspberry magnum?

Mrs _d40

Not at all Mrs, comin up!"

You sir are a gentleman x

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over a year ago

"been craving chocolate ice cream all day but resisted -

Aaaaw well done you! Want some now? I have some?

id love some - been on a lose weight thing and hit the stone mark - so i think a little treat is called for

Absolutely! Fantastic work, well done you.

The stone mark means a new item of clothing too - or shoes

well i now fit back into clothes that had gotten tight so a blob of what you have will do xxx

Ah ok thats good enough then!x

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over a year ago

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"been craving chocolate ice cream all day but resisted -

Aaaaw well done you! Want some now? I have some?

id love some - been on a lose weight thing and hit the stone mark - so i think a little treat is called for

That's great!!! It's hard work so a little treat every now & then is deserved x

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over a year ago

"Some malteasers please.

I miss the White chocolate ones too they were lush "

Ooh I never had white ones....

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over a year ago

"For sweeties

Anybody want anything? I'm getting a caramac

Am i too late for a raspberry magnum?

Mrs _d40

Not at all Mrs, comin up!

You sir are a gentleman x"

One of us is....lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab some fresh corn bread please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grab some fresh corn bread please"

How about ezekiel bread? It's lovely

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Some malteasers please.

I miss the White chocolate ones too they were lush

Ooh I never had white ones...."

Be glad you didn't at least you don't have to know what your missing now they've discontinued them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get me a boat please

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

If it's an old fashioned sweetie shop could I have some cherry lips and floral gums please?

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over a year ago

"Can you get me a boat please

Think I'll need one to get there if the rain keeps up, positive I have just seen Noah going up the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab some fresh corn bread please

How about ezekiel bread? It's lovely

Why not!

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over a year ago

"If it's an old fashioned sweetie shop could I have some cherry lips and floral gums please?

Not a problem I'll pop to Beamish

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over a year ago

Flake for me please x

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over a year ago

"Flake for me please x"

Ooh that's two flakes

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