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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did you let her?

The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Please accept my condolences, just know that I am here for you, please don’t hesitate to reach out, especially during this difficult time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you let her?

The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.

"

yes I did because I thought. I must have bushy ears and eyebrows or she would not of said it. In fact she took longer trimming them then she did my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

on a Saturday? No no no, you get OAP discount if you go during the week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I felt like saying. " yes and could yer do my chest back and bollocks too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir " "

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but ... "

not funny. I'm never going out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but ... not funny. I'm never going out again "

Just make sure you're not wearing your slippers when you do

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Welcome to my world

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

2015 personal grooming people!

tbh even 20 year old lads get it done down are end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"on a Saturday? No no no, you get OAP discount if you go during the week "
you do on a Saturday I was looking at the prices and if she had charged me OAP rates I reckon I would of cried. It's the first time I have been happy to pay more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol welcome to the oap club op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but ... not funny. I'm never going out again

Just make sure you're not wearing your slippers when you do "

you are not helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2015 personal grooming people!

tbh even 20 year old lads get it done down are end. "

Ahhh that's it then. She thought I was 20. Feel better now

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston


"Did you let her?

The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.

"

I wish someone had warned me of this before. I actually let out a little yelp the first time they set fire to my furry ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got that and blithely said yes please.

It turned out that at least one lady actually liked my looking eyebrows. She complained somewhat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have seen if you could have pulled her

That would have made you feel young again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should have seen if you could have pulled her

That would have made you feel young again "

I don't think trimming someone's ear and eyebrow hair is gonna make her moist somehow , lol I put nostril at first.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When we where on holiday I asked the price of some tickets and she told ME the oap prices

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When we where on holiday I asked the price of some tickets and she told ME the oap prices "
when I was out with my lad the doorman asked my lad for ID , I said do you want mine too ? He said. Nah I would ask for your bus pass.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Soon you'll be going for eyebrow cuts and she'll be asking you "would you like me to trim your hair too sir "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soon you'll be going for eyebrow cuts and she'll be asking you "would you like me to trim your hair too sir "

"

haha yeah

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Soon you'll be going for eyebrow cuts and she'll be asking you "would you like me to trim your hair too sir "

haha yeah "

Yip, your once a year become once a month! The next sign you're on the old age road, Mr Grey, down there, looking back at you screaming "You've got an old man's cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as the hair isn't grey you're ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as the hair isn't grey you're ok "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I knew I could rely on you lot to cheer me up. ( not )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you don't have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been trimming mine since my twenties or I get old farmer Giles eyebrows :/ the genetic game of roulette wasn't kind to me man....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you don't have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head "
I probably do actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't mention nostril hair. Do you pluck or trim?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay has bright orange hair sprouting from his ears, no wonder he's going deaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You didn't mention nostril hair. Do you pluck or trim? "
I have one of those nostril shaver thingymajigs

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Jay has bright orange hair sprouting from his ears, no wonder he's going deaf "

What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jay has bright orange hair sprouting from his ears, no wonder he's going deaf "
aww I bet it looks lovely in the right light x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you let her?

The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.

"

And the American embassy ....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Jay has bright orange hair sprouting from his ears, no wonder he's going deaf aww I bet it looks lovely in the right light x"
at least it may ches his pubes ( he's going to kill me if he reads this)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In Egypt I once had one of them threading things by God that hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jay has bright orange hair sprouting from his ears, no wonder he's going deaf aww I bet it looks lovely in the right light xat least it may ches his pubes ( he's going to kill me if he reads this) "
haha he definitely would x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Even when the little Egyptian guy was trying to get me to have this threading done. And I was saying no. He said. You must. You are a monkey boy. I nearly threw the cheeky bastud in the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You didn't mention nostril hair. Do you pluck or trim? "

Nostril hair is easily plucked whilst stuck in traffic

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Even when the little Egyptian guy was trying to get me to have this threading done. And I was saying no. He said. You must. You are a monkey boy. I nearly threw the cheeky bastud in the pool "

LOL, that's classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you let her?

The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.

"

Haha, the ears yes - but not the nose!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

At least you have hair ....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir " "

don't worry... it's when the barber stops asking you if you want "something for the weekend" that you need to worry about being old.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you have hair .... "
yes but in all the wrong places. If I could swap my ear eyebrow and nasel hair for a fringe I would be as happy as Larry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

don't worry... it's when the barber stops asking you if you want "something for the weekend" that you need to worry about being old..... "

they don't ask me no more they think. " well he won't be getting nowt with hairy ears

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir " "

anyway remington do some "products" to deal with that issue... apparently... i wouldn't know...i am only on phase 1 of being old... the river island/ debenhams shopping changes...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

don't worry... it's when the barber stops asking you if you want "something for the weekend" that you need to worry about being old..... they don't ask me no more they think. " well he won't be getting nowt with hairy ears "

well the other option would be to plait it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

don't worry... it's when the barber stops asking you if you want "something for the weekend" that you need to worry about being old..... they don't ask me no more they think. " well he won't be getting nowt with hairy ears

well the other option would be to plait it!!! "

you are seriously not helping here Fabio. I'm old and unwanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You didn't mention nostril hair. Do you pluck or trim? I have one of those nostril shaver thingymajigs "

Mr Bean springs to mind

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

don't worry... it's when the barber stops asking you if you want "something for the weekend" that you need to worry about being old..... they don't ask me no more they think. " well he won't be getting nowt with hairy ears

well the other option would be to plait it!!! you are seriously not helping here Fabio. I'm old and unwanted "

cheer up grandad... i said CHEER UP GRANDAD!!!!

any war stories and i'm off though....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

don't worry... it's when the barber stops asking you if you want "something for the weekend" that you need to worry about being old..... they don't ask me no more they think. " well he won't be getting nowt with hairy ears

well the other option would be to plait it!!! you are seriously not helping here Fabio. I'm old and unwanted

cheer up grandad... i said CHEER UP GRANDAD!!!!

any war stories and i'm off though.... "

well it just so happens now yer mention it. "" During the war ,,,,,

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir " "

Oh dear. Still you're not bad for an old bloke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

Oh dear. Still you're not bad for an old bloke. "

Awww Thankyou I knew there was some nice people on fab that would cheer me up. These lot just took the piss in my hour of darkness

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I went to have my eyebrows threaded and was mortified when she asked if I wanted my upper lip doing as well

I kept a bag on my head until I got home and checked out the 3 blonde hairs that you can see with a magnifying mirror if the sun is in the right direction....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to have my eyebrows threaded and was mortified when she asked if I wanted my upper lip doing as well

I kept a bag on my head until I got home and checked out the 3 blonde hairs that you can see with a magnifying mirror if the sun is in the right direction.... "

haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir " "

Welcome to my world.......

Just got back from the turkish barber. Smooth as silk now.

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"Did you let her?

The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.

"

I shit myself the first time a barber did that to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww poor tosh

At least you've got a sexy bum to go with the trimmed nose and ear hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwww poor tosh

At least you've got a sexy bum to go with the trimmed nose and ear hair "

Thankyou. You have a sexy ass without the hairy bits. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you let her?

The Turkish barber's sets fire to the ear and nostril hairs.

I shit myself the first time a barber did that to me!"

if she had set mine alight it would of been like a Australian bush fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwww poor tosh

At least you've got a sexy bum to go with the trimmed nose and ear hair Thankyou. You have a sexy ass without the hairy bits. Xxx "

Hopefully I won't get hairy ears and noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

Oh dear. Still you're not bad for an old bloke. Awww Thankyou I knew there was some nice people on fab that would cheer me up. These lot just took the piss in my hour of darkness "

She called you old. How do you get rid of your butt hole hairs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been to get my haircut and the lady said those dreadful words that let you know you are old. , " would you like me to trim your ears and eyebrows sir "

Oh dear. Still you're not bad for an old bloke. Awww Thankyou I knew there was some nice people on fab that would cheer me up. These lot just took the piss in my hour of darkness

She called you old. How do you get rid of your butt hole hairs? "

oh yeah !! Cheeky minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwww poor tosh

At least you've got a sexy bum to go with the trimmed nose and ear hair Thankyou. You have a sexy ass without the hairy bits. Xxx

Hopefully I won't get hairy ears and noise "

nah can't see it. Xxx

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