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My fanny lips

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've just sat on one and it kind of curled up like a slug with salt on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally put me off my chicken Kiev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know? Did you sit on a mirrored coffee table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just sat on one and it kind of curled up like a slug with salt on"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know? Did you sit on a mirrored coffee table?"

Haha was thinking something similar

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"How do you know? Did you sit on a mirrored coffee table?"
I felt it, it felt like it had curled right over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good name for a pub, The Folded Flap. The Kurled Kebab. The Parted Pissflap! Mines a pint please, Oh, and some Scampi Fries x x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't you curl your lip at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean your outer lips? How the fuck did you manage that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just sat on one and it kind of curled up like a slug with salt on"

*pmsl* I've heard funnier references...

"like: A badly folded kebab"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I just snorted wine up my nose from laughing!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You mean your outer lips? How the fuck did you manage that?"
as I sat down I missed and sat right on the edge of the sofa and caught it somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Party trick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am on a train and that made actually laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It lucky you don't have balls,

Know that's got to hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy Idol just sprang to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read that whilst taking a drag and it made me choke on the smoke! Tickled me!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've just sat on one and it kind of curled up like a slug with salt on"
utterly delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mean your outer lips? How the fuck did you manage that?as I sat down I missed and sat right on the edge of the sofa and caught it somehow "

Ooh I just sucked in my vagina reading that

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

As I went to sit Down at a concert thingy.. My Piercing Nipped My Lips as I Sat Down.. Had To Let out a Little Squeal !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fanny flap looks like Elvis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John waynes saddle flaps!! #justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your fanny flap looks like Elvis!"

you mean dead ?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when you do the splits and stick to the floor you have to worry lol

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By *otgymfitanymoreCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

People actually pay for this effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funniest people in life are those that can laugh at themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just sat on one and it kind of curled up like a slug with salt on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ashamed to say that, since I've had most of my hair down there permanently removed, they tend to make some very odd noises if I sit down too quickly.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just sat on one and it kind of curled up like a slug with salt on"

Coffeecoughspitkeyboard.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You can get kids toothbrushes with suckers on the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, the mysteries of piss flaps.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

For all those deeply concerned about my fanny lip, please be assured it's back to normal this morning, you may sleep easy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dearly departed , we are gathered here today in sad , sad , sadder than that !circumstances ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dearly departed , we are gathered here today in sad , sad , sadder than that !circumstances ......"

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria


"You mean your outer lips? How the fuck did you manage that?as I sat down I missed and sat right on the edge of the sofa and caught it somehow "

Ouch! Miss C. Xx

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